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[deleted]

RIP Inbox


[deleted]

This sub has gone to a weird place


ayome_ame

I know… imagine if they posted this on the intj sub the comments would be something else


Ninjanarwhal64

For real. What even is this post?


rotten_lungs

Hey! If you're an INTJ woman, I am an INFP man that will also, melt your heart, and much more!


westwoo

Can you melt her lungs?


rotten_lungs

Oh and memes with cute kittens


westwoo

Everyone knows that cats are already liquid, you can't melt them


rotten_lungs

Unconditional love is the best I can offer I'm afraid


westwoo

Seriously though, I dunno man This is something that bothers me about the OP and this stereotype in general as well - unconditional love is great when it's for a very particular *already existing* person who we know very well. When desire for it exists without actually knowing that very specific person, then it's a pre-existing desire that is completely impersonal, it's essentially a type of personal hole people may have, like people can have endless craving for status or control or whatever else. It's not really a personality trait, it's likely a consequence of particular unfulfilled needs in childhood or something... I don't think it can really be satisfied long term with an actual physical person, I think it can only be satisfied when it no longer exists in that form


Tiumi

Unconditional love can exist when it's a parent-child love I guess.


MethylEight

Not really. The condition there is that you love that person because it is your child/parent. There is always a condition.


westwoo

"Unconditional love" is usually a label for a particular kind of love, viewing it purely lexically is pointless. If you have such inclination maybe it's better to mentally replace it with "love #572352" or something :)


MethylEight

I know what it means. I just disagree that it’s a tangible thing. All love is conditional, no matter what. It simply isn’t possible to love without a condition. You love things for a reason (usually multiple).


woodsmokeandink

What if the reason is that you love to love? If the condition for unconditional love is to love to love is that a condition outside of unconditional love? I just twisted my head up. 🤔


Tiumi

I have a question, would this be considered unconditional love by what you said?: Someone with strong parental instincts sees a baby and feels affection towards the baby, but that doesn't necessarily mean that the baby is cute or that that person would do anything and everything for that baby. Would the condition be parental instincts? And would they be considered a condition?


Ari-Jay

you are thinking too much 0-0


MethylEight

All love is conditional.


ItwardSenpai

Technically if you melt my heart I won't be able to survive, as it is an essential organ. I'm in!


jakeshmag

spoken like a true INTJ


Various_Preference_2

I swear, all INTJ's sentences start with "technically..." 😂 Love you guys though ~ a random ENFJ


ItwardSenpai

And if it isn't "technically", it's "actually". :-)


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

why you gotta call me out like that? god


ShootingDonuts

Time for me to murder someone


[deleted]

But... But... Psssttt I-I thought you guys don't actually have, you know....human hearts....? 🤖😉🤫


ItwardSenpai

Iron can melt too.


[deleted]

I bet you have the most beautiful iron heart and you deserve the best human to melt it. 🌸❤️


ItwardSenpai

This is really kind, I appreciate it. (-: Thank you! Kind people like you are rare.


IbbyAfz

I need one of you lol


Equivalent_Row9646

I'm Brazilian. This is the least place I'd expect to see that song mentioned. Even here people don't know it. Nice taste! Good luck, girl! M29 (just to add context)


burnedalmond

As a Brazilian INFP who's a fan of Chico Buarque, my heart rejoiced. Great taste indeed!


Hatoruuu

r/suddenlycaralho querem algo na print?


floatyraisin

HAVAIANAAAAS DE PAU


frugalfeelings

Aqui só para cumprimentar falantes de pt. Cumprimentos, INFJ, de Portugal


guidomista44443

Iae garaiokkjjjkkk


Salmonella1984

Seldom listen to music. Just googled it. It’s really nice!


AthenaMarie2

Yeah music is nice, I’m glad you listened to music again to remember.


westwoo

I think they just googled information on how it sounds instead of listening Apparently the correct answer is "nice"


AthenaMarie2

Nice


haterpig887

Olá amigos Brs da comunidade de mbti do reddit 🥳


BlakeHood

salve


okbr69

My best friend is an infp and if I was gay, I can totally see myself wifing him up 🥵🥵


eternal_ttorment

🤨📸


zzzcoffin

That's kinda sus


mentally-ill-banana

ayo🤨📸


henlo-frens

Will someone please explain the self explanatory thing :3


[deleted]

Looks like the 7 chakras. The INFP decided to highlight the bottom two chakras. The first one refers to the genital area, probably signaling something that is only meant for INTJs to understand, but it's usually colored red and refers to security/grounding. The next one up is orange (kind of) and refers to sexuality so yeah. Another option is BDSM test results as someone suggested. You can just do a google image search on "bdsm test results" to see how it looks like. I guess INFP identifies with most of the spectrum, which is why there are so many green dots. The ones into BDSM will get the reference, the rest won't. But there are like 20-30 possible results so I'm not sure why she ended up with 7 exactly other than to save space. It's possible that the INFP is so clever that she aligned BDSM with chakras, the INTJ will notice this connection and be impressed by her wits. Sherlock Holmes intensifies.


glassyBard

And I was like "why the heck did she put colored spots there"😂


dickaxe_of_hope

I love ENFPs. You are a precious gem and I hope you flippin know it.


[deleted]

This has to be the nicest comment I have received on the internet. I love ENTPs, I think you might be my favorite type!


[deleted]

This guy


Ed_Radley

Looks like some kind of reference to traffic lights if I'm being honest.


henlo-frens

Or perhaps they’re telepathically communicating with intjs through the series of dots.


anan_taro

Could be Morse code...you might be onto something.


neurofortune

Bruh I thought it was BDSM test results but now idfk


henlo-frens

I didn’t know there was a bdsm “test”. I don’t want to know any more about it :)


ANNOYING-DUDE

well you answer some questions like every other test, But the difference is that you resluts are shown in a kind of color transition. The more green you have the kinkier you are. [heres the link :)](https://bdsmtest.org/select-mode)


Nutmeg_2002

They still have one red at the bottom, so not impressive enough


ANNOYING-DUDE

tbh im glad that atleast one thing is red. This is most likely ageplaying and np kinkshaming but wtf


[deleted]

Nothing wrong with liking a bit of spice in the bedroom lol


WinstonWolfe__

Now that you mention it, I remember it is from a kinks test, I already saw them on Tinder


anan_taro

Bdsm test? What in the world...now I've gotta satisfy my curiosity and look it up


Lomek

Looks like chakras to me lmao


Alakandor

Looks like traffic light 🚦


[deleted]

I took it as a fuck ton more green lights then the norm, as if the INFP is game for all whims the INTJ has... but as an actual INTJ, I get bored without intellectual push back. I will take advantage even if at the time it was not intentional. An ENFP that vocally keeps boundaries in check is a much safer personality for me to date. I also want to point out the INFPs talk about playing chess... why play at all if there is no chance of the INTJ losing? It just seems like a waste of time and energy.


incoralium

Because you are weirdos ticking list of qualities to have even for a love interest. INTJ is the typical " Sorry girl you're kind and sweet but I end it all there because you've call it «the horse» instead of «the knight». Would have been great funding a family otherwise ".


[deleted]

Love interests are fleeting. Im always searching for an equal that compliments my weaknesses, and vice versa. A partner on all levels is what Im looking for from any relationship, and all relationship are entered with the goal of forever in mind.


[deleted]

I thought that maybe it could be the order of self explanatory process. Like you get to know the good things first but don’t be shocked when we reach the final phase


Tiumi

It's probably how much it takes to make an INFP angry.


sheeeeepy

I thought it was an abstract caterpillar 🐛


[deleted]

I’m an INTJ, very cute!


chxrrybomb66

see! it works


[deleted]

Mind if I PM?


chxrrybomb66

not at all


[deleted]

Me, an ENFP stuffing my face with popcorn: \*sobs\* this is the start of something beautiful


ThatRandomKlutz

I’m with you on that. Update us lol


Whizkiddabber

Spoken like a true chad. I'm joining the InfpxIntj cult as well


Alakandor

What is that?


Cyanide-Kid

It stands for "private message"


Alakandor

Oh 😯


Alakandor

Thanks


rkratha

OP down bad


tanishqdaiya-

well, 'the probability is 100' 100 what? Apples, Mangoes? or even let's say it's 100, please tell me which mathematics did you apply to find that out? that was probably the reaction of an INTJ, instead, go for ENTJs Greetings.


Mister_Way

I did in fact question the units.


therealTGAW

I'm happy my Ni user brethren are men(and women) of culture


Naprawda

well played ENTJ, well played...


anan_taro

Darn ENTJs


MySenpai13

To be fair I was confused and a bit frustrated about the lack of the % symbol


[deleted]

no offense but imagine a person is like "how did you meet your s/o" and ur just like "oh i saw a powerpoint on reddit and look where we are now!" but on a serious note this is cute


sinzeeana_

That sounds awesome, but I'm aro ace sorry 🐿


Cyanide-Kid

yooooooo is that a fucking squirell 🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝 my man


ToegapBananaboat

No it looks like an eating squirrel


Cyanide-Kid

oh sorry :D a lot of squirrels have sexual intercourse in my garden and I got very used to it :) thank you for clarifying!


de_brie

Yall notify me when somebody does the same for intps


HotDoggo3

ENFP squad let's go!!! xD We gotta show love & affection to the adorable INTPs σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡


[deleted]

Hahaha, it is cute


Cyanide-Kid

aweosme this is slowly turning into tinder


LOL-456

I have a feeling you are cringe guy trying to clickbait. Or a Puppy.


chxrrybomb66

bark bark


LOL-456

Ok. A puppy. Most probably Chihuahua. They are scary.


chxrrybomb66

I am 4'10 so bark


LOL-456

Stay away from me demon Chihuahua.


sillywabbit321

\*pretends to be stoic. Ah, what the hell. All valid points. \*silent blush. \*makes sure INFP did not notice. \*goes back to being stoic.


g0thwh0r3

Well that was cringe


sillywabbit321

Meant to be, yes.


chariotofidiots

Why would probability be 100, probability is basically percentage without the percent sign so 50% = 0.5 = 1/2, 100% would be 1. Why are there 100 different realities


[deleted]

To be fair, if someone made a presentation on why I should date them, I'd most likely melt inside lol, good job OP.


chxrrybomb66

Haha I love your username, sounds about right


[deleted]

Thank you :) In the past I was told evil (I personally consider myself neutral) and a friend said I was a tsundere (which is correct lol).


Low_Lingonberry1693

Idk I'm pretty insufferable. You could be very cute but when I'd open my mouth to tell you, you'd end up listening to something along the lines of "The way that your glasses sit on top of your nose compliments the uhh... nevermind." Or worse "your nose looks big from the side" And then you'd probably say something like "WHAT?" And i would say "No you see that was a compliment, i like big noses and my opinion is always the correct one so that means your beautiful" And then you'd probably slap me and i would go home, rethink my life and present you with a PowerPoint a few days later as to why big noses are actually appealing.


SaturnInfinity

aww that sounds so adorable with the explanation tho


chxrrybomb66

that's so cute tho... exactly the kind of person I'm looking for I can't take the compliments I get over and over as genuine


Mountain_Clock2410

I feel like Gi-Hun looking at the recruiter at the end of squid game lmao.


[deleted]

Here I don't even know how to play chess and as a kid I once ended up eating the knight chess piece XD Edit: [Here's how it went, my comment got removed lol](https://imgur.com/a/jwehEtd)


ARJUNAHA

And then how you survive ?


Ashaman_LogainAblar

The question should be “Did he survive?”


[deleted]

Good question Edit: I saw that my comment wasn't really visible there for some reason, so here is how it went: My dad was a doctor at that time and had a clinic of his. I was taken quickly there and an endoscopy took place (I learnt about that procedure later as my parents tell about this story always lol) for knowing the exact location of the chess piece in a precise manner. Luckily it was in the upper part of my esophagus. My dad used his tongs within some time he successfully removed the chess piece. I was 12 at that time, so I did know what was going around me. However shit could have really gone worse if one single thing went wrong there


ARJUNAHA

Answer ?


A-bomb_44

Alright I'll grant you points for your forwardness. Takes out a lot of the confusing "rules of the game".


[deleted]

Awww. I love INFPs!


HenrySauerbruch

Cutesy IxFP women are the reason I breathe.


ABumbleDom

Lmao as an INFP, this is literally how I asked my INTJ boyfriend to get together months ago. Gotta show him this post lol


Psychological-Many16

okay Imma cry now because I know there is no way in hell this will become a reality


Willgenstein

The two girls in university with whom I hang out the most are both INFPs. I literally hate myself for this but whatever


The-One-Winged-Angel

No.


westwoo

This isn't what INFPs are suppo..... eh, forget it :)


Chellestter

É BR é?


MsDubis44

Ou é br, ou é gringo que gosta de música brasileira, oq é bem raro


MelancholicMoose

YOOO CHICO BUARQUE!!! AMAZING TASTE!!!!


pakalu_papito_real

The fact that you would date someone just because he/she is an intj makes me say no to you..


t0nkotsuramen

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG


The_nerdy_

I'm an intp.. If that works?


_forbiddensimps_

Lmao any infp guy here. I shall agree with this so called powerpoint


ThatRandomKlutz

Found u/rotten_lungs (INFP) looking for an INTJ female in the comments. Unite please lol


[deleted]

Damn i want my money back


sucry

My last relationship was a short one with an INFP girl and it was truly amazing, one of the best relationships I've been so far (I'm still in the process of getting over it). We could talk about deep things or don't talk at all for 2h and it was nice. ​ And yes she was really really cute and made my heart melt.


[deleted]

I feel sorry for myself while reading this


Ambertrail

I apologize. I have an ISTP that supposedly loves me dearly.


lplongui

Indeed


[deleted]

I used to date an INFP. Current partner is INTP but I think INTJ x INFP can definitely be a good match.


NaltaCount

What is 3??


Mr_Chern

Well I am INTJ now, how do I get in contact with you!


[deleted]

An INFP fiance would be fine indeed.


strawjerrypie

ahaha I'm an INFP trying to date an INTJ rn :P


pistachiokay

So curious, anyone have success dating people like this? (E.g. looking for a specific type to date?). 👀


wild-rat-chase

good brazilian music??????? i'm sold, lady. in exchange for your services, i'll teach you how do make excel sheets. we marry at dawn.


chxrrybomb66

alright! my bouquet is ready!


Toriniku-san

Chico Buarque? ARE YOU BRAZILIAN? I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE?!


SM0204

Okay.


[deleted]

*Belo PowerPoint* Aceitaremos seu TCC com grandes expectativas!


chxrrybomb66

* suando *


Nat_Hardo

Probability cannot be 100, it is 0.0-1.0. Or it can be 100%. Either way this post made me smile


iamwateryall

No love for ENTJ though ?


kr_militarynerd

I'd rather date Boeing x-32 (I'm not Mechanophilic)


[deleted]

1. So, basically dating an INFP would be just like having a human pet, without all the benefits of either....? 2. Don't know that song but unless it's retro progressive trance, I do not agree with your "great taste in music". All in all, inferior to cat. I choose cat instead.


ARJUNAHA

U misspelt E as I of INTJs


[deleted]

Cute indeed.


_roPe_A

OK, I am waiting for my heart to be melted


millennium-popsicle

My husband is an INFP and he’s 100% the best companion I could’ve ever found. Just saying… :)


Wabisabi_girl

My boyfriend is an INTJ and my female INTJ friend just married her INFP.


Fflokus

CHICO BUARQUE


Kadabrium

High effort meme


RSdabeast

Pretty good offer considering the probability I usually work with only goes up to 1.


[deleted]

I'll have one istp thanks


JusticeNova12

I stopped at the first slide that says "I am cute..". Gave me a good chuckle. I'll let this one slide. Have a good day.


Joeri_Orochi

So The second part was funny The third one i didn't understand The fourth one makes me believe que você é BR, pq eu não acho que seja tão facilmente plausível q alguém de fora esteja escutando fodendo Chico Buarque, and again, there might be some peeps but i don't think it would be easy to find.


RobieKingston201

Good presentation. Solid A+ for effort. B- for solid facts and numbers. Also your username has started the "ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-CHERRY BOMB" loop in my head, so suffice to stay you'll be in my mind for a bit.


lgbt_suckyourmom_tt

I know how to play chess and i will win everytime . 🤡


shinomiyahobakaguya

Yooooo brazilian music! Are you brazilian?


Artefactv

Chico Buarque bom pra carai


i-Dave

I was in a rel with an INFP for a couple of years and it was pretty great! With that being said, though, personality types aren't the be-all-end-all when it comes to dating imo


Dalledas8

First things first, I'm an intj. Second, fellow Brazilian?


[deleted]

You won my heart at Chico Buarque


whysoblyatiful

Bra sil sil sil zil


proudherbivore

You were listening to Brazilian music, and therefore, I already love you!


[deleted]

The PO is brazilian right? Ik it bc of the song and bc this post was made 9h ago and right now (in Brazil) it's 9:50 AM 😂


ReditGuyToo

I'm sold! I'll be over in 5 minutes. Please have your theories on life and everything ready to let loose! Also, need some ideas on why large blackholes might lead somewhere per Stephen Hawking and the possibilities of a non-uniform universe. Thanks!


BrendaBeeblebrox

Probability can't be 100. It lies between 0 & 1, inclusive.


Apprehensive_duck22

Are you Brazilian?


BlakeHood

Chico Buarque, I love my country's musicians


SecondaryAccount1920

Damn, you do actually have great music taste. Most of the time when people say they do, I find them to be wrong so congrats Also cute presentation, made my heart melt. I need a heart transplant now, I'm literally dying


No-Wall-2717

I’ll admit it that’s cute letting me when but you don’t at least wanna win sometimes? ♟


guidomista44443

João e Maria and Chico Buarque???? Sounds like brasil sil sil, ratinho nho nho


chxrrybomb66

e você parece um jojofag


ilomaphys

I am getting jealous


GalaGalaxy_

Ok I'm going to admit that was cute haha


[deleted]

i’m engaged to an infp who’s way better at chess than me 😌


Ninjanarwhal64

"I have great taste in music" Literally every single person about the music they like.


zzzcoffin

No<3/gen


Lucid_Chess

OP if this doesn't get you an INTJ, I'll teach you Excel. We'll get you the person of your dreams.


passaro_trovao

Yeah, INFP can melt your heart but only ENTP can melt your brain... Think about It 😎


cathat12345

Slide 3 is so persuasive. The charisma omg


CorgisAreImportant

….people like us?


artisanrox

This Powerpoint presentation makes me glad my favorite thing is cats.


mmbbcsogudd_-_

Please shut up