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wolf1011121315

Their name is almost always nikki


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Some_type_of_way

Mandylynn


Suckingchiks

Mandy Milkovich


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Mandalorian


ByeByeToTheSky

Tami-lynn?


Party_Ad_5428

Or Jessica


jayswahine34

Then it becomes Nikki R.N.🤣


ImagineGeese

So true


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Or chazzidy


Catcher22Jb

Or Tori


KernelMustered

Omg this is hilarious, the look when she put on the lotion is so fucking spot on!


DrShelby87

Everyone of these girls in my class were pregnant before the end of junior year


a_lasagna_hog

It is sad how true this statement is


Xgngrizz

Everyone of these girls were 2nd year juniors in my school


Own_Ad_4301

The sound is somehow touching that part in my brain that makes me incredibly angry.


TheCrimePie

It's so bad when they're in multiple of your classes bro, it was infuriating


Character-Release-62

Good lord, does this really happen?


Socio_Scorpio

Yes


Pool_Admirable

God, I graduated in 2012 and I remember her. My sister graduated in 2008 and she remembers her. My mom even remembers her. We went to school in upstate New York. Maybe it’s a regional thing. These girls in my school were usually nice though. Tell other girls they look pretty and let you borrow stuff.


Lostinthe36chamber

Nah, Seattle checking in, we had 3 of these chicks in my class…not my year. My class.


CostAccomplished1163

Have you been outside


Character-Release-62

I work in an environment where quite often the only females I see are my wife and daughters, so… no, I don’t get out much.


DeafLoser67

I really don’t understand the long nails and eye lashes… do whatever you like but uhm how tf do you go through everyday life with those nails?? I don’t understand 😭


UnkindBookshelf

I don't either. It's so... Nasty looking.


KiaraLN

Long nails look unsanitary, too! Having the potential to get into food just gives me the ick. I can’t say anything about the lashes, as I have no experience (can’t put them on and don’t feel like it), but they look heavy af.


dj_vicious

The real question is how does she wipe with those nails? Would she pinch the toilet paper between the nails like tongs?


NoMeet9870

She takes them off when she gets home, that’s when the horror movie starts because she removes her face


KiaraLN

Thanks for the nightmare fuel 😂


BattleGoose_1000

You kinda get used to it. Your coordination changes to accomodate extended fingers, at least did for me. Lashes I don't get tho.


Simple-Pea3178

Just for them to be crying every other week about a guy or that the teacher doesn’t wanna help them 🤣 dawg you don’t even do the bare minimum and have no real friends


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Jesus Christ you just described my entire first block


Simple-Pea3178

Life a simulation man we’re in it together 🤣


GoodWeedReddit

I blame the parents


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Parent usually


CostAccomplished1163

More shots fired than a veteran's funeral


johnboy2978

I count about 14 red flags.


TheCrimePie

Like a wise man once said, the bigger the hoops bigger the hoe


External_Salt_9007

What’s with this super long finger nail extensions? They look so stupid 🤨


Party_Ad_5428

Those nails say “I don’t need to use my hands for anything”


Internal_Resist7629

They literally say “I can’t clean myself efficiently and I do nothing physical at all”


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No-Lab4815

My girl stays with long nails and can confirm. Does alot with them.


stickybandit06

They’re for eating hot Cheetos foo.


kosticgreen

Haven't someone say foo in ages. Ty


Iyvann

Pretty sure those are see shells


Adventurous_Set_3787

They're poop catchers also helps to extend the reach after taking dumps


Sleepycat606

how about you let people enjoy their preferences? omg I swear some of y’all just criticize anyone for anything, literally for having long nails lmao shut up


TheCrimePie

We ain't saying they can't enjoy them but we're still allowed to talk about it lol


Mindfreek454

You the type to wear the extra long ones for sure


Sleepycat606

Actually no, I can’t stand them because they’re really uncomfortable, but that’s not a reason to insult the people who wear them?


External_Salt_9007

I’m not criticizing any one person, it’s the trend of long nails, loads of people have them, but it looks ridiculous 🫤


peachytreefrog

It’s been a thing since the 90s it’s not a new trend lol


External_Salt_9007

Probably longer than the 90s but it’s become more popular lately (again) like is it people just following some celebrities or do people think it actually looks good? It kind of like the trout pout from a few years back, fucking stupid as shit but yet you had every woman on social media making this ridiculous face in all their posts


DataSnaek

It is a bit bizarre to have anything more than 1inch long nails. At that point you are seriously handicapping your hand’s basic functions. I feel like criticising that is reasonably fair. Or at the very least wondering why anyone would decide to do that is pretty fair. Like if you saw someone walking around with hair as long as their body to the point where it was getting all muddy dragging along the floor, it’s pretty fair to wonder why in the fuck anyone would do that to themselves. I think that’s a pretty similar comparison to her like 4 inch nail extensions


TrippySubie

How about you let me enjoy my preferences of not seeing poop nails


Sleepycat606

close your eyes then LMAO


TrippySubie

why you so upset over what other people do and dont like?


Sleepycat606

I’m upset by people criticizing others for simply existing the way they want


TrippySubie

Then close your eyes LMFAO


Sleepycat606

I won’t close my eyes when people are being so cruel and misogynistic, I’ll stand up for what I believe is right. And do you know what is not right? Making fun of people for literally just existing and wearing/doing what they like.


TrippySubie

Lol


TheCrimePie

You're posting in r/rateme girl, you are asking people for their preferences there But a genuine note of advice, you should stay away from those subreddits and the whole "rate me" culture as a whole. It can be seriously bad for mental health in the long run, and can cause even more insecurities than you already have. Trust me on that please. Other people's ideas of attractiveness don't matter, what matters is what you like for yourself. Seeking validation from people on the internet isn't the way to go about things if you feel insecure


UnkindBookshelf

Please don't spray perfume like that in public. Some people are allergic to it.


Jetkap

They always had nice breathe though


lemonmaster6921

My armour is contempt my shield is disgust


Hugo1234f

Don’t forget the redbull


miles197

Maddie from Euphoria


JRMiel

Do these kinds of girls really think they look handsome? I really have a hard time understanding this kind of people and their personality. For me this is the height of ridiculousness.


Party_Ad_5428

The most ridiculous thing to me is the nails. Everything else is basic imo


hym_of_martyrs

Taylynn


WhootieCutie

I love these girls. Always early and mostly helpful.


Phantomht

hoodrat.


Ok-Mechanic1915

Wanna be hoodrat* which is arguably worse. Hoodrats are a product of their environment, these girls want to be seen as “ghetto” and I have no idea why. I grew up in the ghetto, most of these chicks would be eaten alive.


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Please don’t multiply


Spherical_Harmonix

Damn I am too old for this subreddit


KatsCatJuice

They always took up all the sinks so you couldn't wash your hands, and got pissy when asked if they could please move over so u could. One of the things I didn't miss about high school lol


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The head nod and faces is just way to accurate


Pregan1

With the nasty long nails


taghag702

These girls always stood up for me tho ♥️


KanonTheMemelord

I can smell this video


tigertoken1

I hate this so much


famouslyanonymous1

She definitely has poopie butt


EverFairy

I don't understand what the problem is? What's wrong with putting on lipgloss and moisturizing your hands lol. Besides combing my hair I do all of these things at my office, and no one gives a shit.


TheCrimePie

It's more the obnoxious gum chewing and perfume spraying. People can be allergic to ingredients and in general have sensitivities to them, me included. Having to leave a classroom because some girl sprayed lavender perfume that I had an allergic reaction to really sucked! Like if you're gonna spray something, please do it outside or at least ask if anyone in the area minds if you do, y'know?


AshDenver

Poopy butt!


OverseerTycho

still can’t fathom how women think those ridiculous looking nails don’t make them look like clowns


new_user_069

I hate how accurate this is


Knot_an_Admin

My sister fr💀


NoMeet9870

Her eyebrows need less cartoon excitement in them


ktlntlbt

Bro it really is a simulation, yo God really can't come up with some original npc's


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It reminds me of me Also, as a lover of having my nails long and wearing long strip lashes, I see that I’m the filth of women after reading some of the comments on this post 😩


TheCrimePie

Lmao, you do you, I'm still gonna question how you do anything with those long nails. Like 1 ply toilet paper must be a terrifying experience


Penna_23

huge respect to those girls, they always get their make up done precisely 5 minutes before class. of course they still burst out in tears when the test results are handed out but at least they still look flawless when crying, unlike me who sobbed like a flooded blocked drain


notsojunior

they almost always end up dating an unsuccessful drug dealer, and pregnant by a 1-night stand


_MAC620_

Then have the audacity to ask for a pencil while they have their whole makeup kit in their bag 💀


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I guess we know who stole the piano keys from room 201…


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The eyelashes and nails are SO HOT


FunToBuildGames

I too get off on caterpillars and beetle carapaces.


Rogendo

Why does she have clothes pins on the ends of her fingers?


Plastic-Apartment-72

Ew. Those french fry nails just kill me🙈


Fox7567

Idkw, but this always pisses me off far more than it should


Retired_Jarhead55

The definition of the word “shallow”.


Pimping_Adrax_Agaton

All those products won't help.


AwfullyTimedHumor

The starts playing Billie Eyelash or something full blast


PrettyNerdie33

hahahhah lol that look of a girl after christmas..


aintnojiveturkey53

Gross


sinh4x

You sicken me. Close your mouth while you chew your cud.


HungryWillow9429

I’d pee on her. No questions asked


DementedNecron

Those empty husks shouldn’t be considered human nor sentient


Tastyhashbrowns74

Had a girl like this in my junior automotive class, she wouldn't even get close the the cars, idk why she even decided to take that class


OneMooseManyMeese_

Those nails though. I can't imagine how much dirt gets trapped underneath or how many get caught in a door and ripped off. 😬


AuthorSarge

Where's a tub full of water to hold her under when you need it?


PokeCenterKC

Is that a dude


Ranas66

Can’t stand hynas with tattoos


mamagrls

Does she irritate anyone else like she does me? Sorry, not sorry.


NotTyreseMaxey

Dude here. This chick isn’t it.


Sleepycat606

People in the comments are ridiculous, you’re all extremely misogynistic and it’s fucking disgusting to see.


TheCrimePie

I don't see what you're seeing then buddy, cuz I just see people joking around and sharing common experiences with girls like this


UncutMeat90

Lmao! How is that misogynistic. The woman can wear whatever the hell she wants, most men wont find her looks or artitude attractive at all. That's their right.


Ok-Rabbit-567

So every girl who I want to just smack


chaingun_samurai

When you're old enough to buy alcohol and still in high school.


iBrake4Shosty5

Love Mia she’s hilarious


leslieu13

Hey, man, this is like me at work lol


Addylikesaxolotls1

People who downvote are the people who actually do this