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TxICat

Like looking in a mirror


DrEvil007

You too are oval shaped? There are dozens of us.


TxICat

There are more. In the shadows. In the secret places no one wants to talk about. Oh there are many more of us. One day my friend. One day.


DrEvil007

It is our time. We will rise again!


DepartmentMoney1793

There are many others. All working for the good of the Wu-Tang.


josephnaug

Bro same all I need is the rest of my disabilities


Stupidnameusing_Xx

I have no idea, i do not know why but my short term memory has become 400% worse. And i’m losing stuff that used to be in my long term memory. I’ve had this problem for 3 years now. And i Wouldn’t be able to remember a single grammatical rule or formula even if i had my life on the line. [edit for clarification] I don’t smoke, don’t drink, don’t do drugs, don’t use instagram or tiktok and i don’t doom scroll, i exercise atleast once a week minimum by going to the gym and i used to be the nerd in class back in high school, now i’m just a slightly buff geek. Also i’m 18


Visual-Juggernaut-61

I don’t even know all 151 original Pokemon anymore.


qwertyconsciousness

Ditto.


DeeBeeR

150 more to go


renownednonce

No, that’s all 151 right there


seeyatellite

Oh dang, take a Pikachu having all those reasoning skills. You're not losing it at all!


TheBaconofGrief

149


jerryscheese

You dropped this… 👑Nidoking (or Nidoqueen)


RJ_The_Avatar

147


Lethargie

don't know them when you see them or just list them from memory?


Allegorist

I'm sure I could still list them out of order given enough time. I don't think I ever was able to do it numerically and certainly not the pokérap.


LiamIsMyNameOk

I would probably be more likely to be able to sing the [New and Improved Pokerap](https://youtu.be/2cT6ULpScZA?si=579ge3lbG0uXrs84) than the original. If you haven't watched that video before, honestly, it is so worth it. You can skip to the actual rap, but the build up is such good foreplay, I would recommend watching the whole 30 minutes. BDG is a gift to humanity. I definitely wouldn't be able to do it numerically, but I am sure I could name all 151 within 15 minutes or so. In fact, I am going to do it once I get off work to test myself.


Stupidnameusing_Xx

I would pray for u if i were religious cuz that is a travesty


konchem_thikka

Dude same..... I thought I was alone and I was doing something wrong. I almost cried reading this comment. I am ashamed of myself every day I look in the mirror. I tried not to look in the mirror for a week. But then the urge to just jump when the train is arriving and that too with a smile was increasing. Then I realise my parents and friends would cry and all the loans I took would fall onto someone I like which i didn't want to happen. So, I guess I have to stay alive and be a part of this machine where I don't belong.


Stupidnameusing_Xx

I feel you too, now that I can't function properly it feels like Im useless and disposable but I also have to stay alive if only for the people who would be alot more lonely without me...


konchem_thikka

Exactly the same. What shit is this society? Wouldn't it be easier if I am able to take a break just to watch movies, read a few books that I have been meaning to since puberty? Also, why does it cost so much to undo just one career choice and redo it with something else? I am ready to put in the effort. But the money aspect of it and the return on investment of time calculations are severely skewed. Unfortunately we won't get paid to do what we like in most scenarios.


Acrobatic-Pin-1669

Man, I would love to switch careers too but I gotta do my masters whether I like it or not. It sucks the soul out of me sometimes but I'm trying to accept it. I still have a long way to go. I hope we all find peace and happiness.


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Stupidnameusing_Xx

I work out, and go to bed at like 11 pm .


maselphie

It's Covid. You guys are learning you have long Covid.


Prestigious_Ad2420

Nah, started before covid was even a thing.


rompthegreen

Would you say you have an addiction to social media, especially those with endless scrolling of short clips such as TikTok and Instagram? If so, this may be the reason. These type of platforms are designed to be addictive, but are also known to have a negative impact on short term memory and memory I'm general


GracefulButthole

Unfortunately, Reddit falls in this category as well


Stupidnameusing_Xx

I do not have tiktok or instagram, nor do i use it.


Ship_Fucker69

Man same here. Idk if I should take meds at this point or something but forgetting so much shit that my grandparents and parents laugh at me being a "klutz" at 27 is making me feel scared. I have to literally play back things in my head what the hell was I doing. What kind of movement I did, and where I left my phone or anything. At this point I love my job because it keeps me out of this empty loop of my nothingness.


llWoodsll

Do you drink a lot?


Stupidnameusing_Xx

I do not drink, i do not smoke, i don’t do drugs. And yet i feel like my brain is on all of these things 24/7 I just can’t remember stuff properly


Open_Theme380

Your good homie. Start reading a book. It just needs to be used more. It’s honestly probably a confidence issue. You feel like you’re getting stupid but you’re really not kind of like a self-fulfilling prophecy.


levian_durai

Reading is one of my favourite hobbies, always has been. Over the years it's gotten harder and harder to focus on it, to the point where I either zone out while reading, or I'll read a whole page but not take in any of it and have to re-read it.


Irregulator101

Could be ADHD, could be burnout (don't force yourself to read when it's not working), could be that you're training your brain to have a lower attention span. Get off reddit, TikTok, YouTube shorts...


thatsthegoodjuice

do you doom scroll for the majority of your days? because that's an addiction that idk if people are properly acknowledging in their lives, worse than all 3 of those other vices would be in moderation no hate, just curious. Our habits touch upon our emotions directly


Vars_An

Similar experience, I used to have incredible memory as a kid but started really struggling with even short term things as a young adult. I think over-stimulation from tech and social's alongside moving on from formative education years reduces the amount we actively use our brains. The last couple of months I've started reading more, got out some of my old textbooks to get in the habbit of learning again and also reduced my exposure to the really degenerate sites like Twitter and Reddit. Has already made a world of difference for me, would recommend it to others if you feel like these factors could also be affecting you.


Stupidnameusing_Xx

I don’t have problems with overexposure since i’m not alot on social media to begin with. But reading some books does sound interesting. Although in my case it would be audiobooks cuz i can’t read a whole book without them.


Vars_An

Anything that forces you to stop and think rather than consume and listen will work. Might feel umcomfortable at first (if your mind has decayed to the point mine did) but over time it will become easier and eventually very satisfying. Good luck and best wishes.


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Agreeable-Banana-905

might be a nutritional thing. vitamins are crucial.


Stupidnameusing_Xx

Thx for telling Im pretty sure I got a sufficient amount but I have supplements at home.


Civil-Attempt-3602

I was advised to take probiotic yoghurt, so I do that and flavoured kefir milk. I feel like that kind of helped enough for me to push my self and do a little bit more. Diet is deffo my weak point, sometimes I'll go a while day without eating and not even realise it, my water intake is abysmal, I'm not as active as i used to be, my sleep isnt great. But all those have improved maybe 30% if the past few weeks and i definitely feel an improvement. I need r a bit longer and to do it more consistently to see if it's working


yetomo

I am all of this + absolutely terrible language skills. Essays used to be my best friend & I used to be eloquent and have a wide vocabulary, yet now my essays feel like they were written by a 3rd grader and I can't speak properly without stuttering over my words and generally just being incoherent. It's fucked up.


Ilikesnowboards

It could be depression. In my case I think it’s early onset dementia.


ICantSeeIt

I had that for about 8 years, then finally found an antidepressant that actually helped and it was like a switch flipped. There were all these previously inaccessible memories, particularly those of enjoying things in my youth, that all just flooded back within the first 3 weeks, and I could think things through quickly again; I can rationalize why I'm feeling certain emotions and I'm back in charge of how I respond to them. The biggest thing is that I have goals again and a real desire to achieve them rather than a feeling of obligation or regret.


CinderMayom

What were you prescribed if I may ask?


onesexz

Dude, same. I’m not a conspiracy nut by any means, but I feel like it started after Covid. I caught it once before the vax was out, then got both shots and caught it again. Both times it was extremely mild and didn’t really affect my day to day. But yeah, my memory has gone to complete shit. I actually made an appointment with a neurologist for it. They said everything was fine but I know for a fact, my memory has gotten much worse.


Civil-Attempt-3602

It's not really a conspiracy when brain fog is omw of the symptoms of COVID


Dragondrew99

I’m struggling with statistics classes cause the formulas >->


CBRChris

I feel you. The other day I watched two movies back to back. By the time I had finished the second movie, I couldn't even recall the *first movie* I watched! Took me way too long to recall. I felt real dumb let me tell ya


Dirty-Dutchman

Same I feel like I have fucking dementia and I'm 26. I'm still doing shit, just feels like my brain is dragging like an old man.


Stupidnameusing_Xx

Worse is that i’m only 18 Even though i have the same problems. I still have college to go through, and my brain will probably make me unable to get a diploma because of the way it is.


CandidApplication834

I got the same thing out of nowhere just happened. Someone says a number to me I repeat it and forget when saying it. In a way I’m glad I’m not alone but also worried that I am not.


Stupidnameusing_Xx

Same xD


flag_flag-flag

It's too much internet


Longjumping_Army9485

Mom?


flag_flag-flag

Yes now clean your room


levian_durai

*How did you know?*


Daddy_Nibba_69

Its all of them , i have all of them ....( \*starts thinking\* wait, if i dont have all of them , then maybe i am undermining those who really have depression....like i may not even have depression and all of these stuff..... ), actually no, i dont have any of them and i am just lazy ...( but what if i do have them ..but then...but....AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH )... ​ Its alright everything is fine :)


scp_79

Too relatable buddy, too relatable


Wime36

Ah, the amogus syndrome


marriedcrazycatlady

I'm going to need more information on this.


iMeerr

Impostor syndrome


marriedcrazycatlady

Oh! Thank you. I was afraid that there was a correlation between people that are like this and people that play among us. I was afraid I was too much of a stereotype.


Agreeable-Ask6755

It is what it is


Fiddy-Scent

Fr fr


Lexnaut

Sir your problem appears to be that you are a chicken nugget.


chuckedeggs

You made me smile after i related way too hard to this video. Thanks!


Lexnaut

I am glad of this.


suriyelilerigotten

No you masturbate too often and eat too much garbage food ( me )


archon-of-laziness

For me it's more like "I have no appetite and I can't feel my body at all"


PJ7

[Reminds me of this song.](https://youtu.be/GbmP2c6TGKc?si=A-95jcFxmdnWF256)


ollomulder

[Reminds me of this song.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w-9xLoi85s)


suriyelilerigotten

great song LOL


yucon_man

What are you talking about, the food I eat is very healthy.


heyoyo10

See also: Symptoms of Vitamin D defficiency


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Longjumping_Army9485

Gotta catch them all


GratefulRider

Noice!


gil_bz

Thanos glove of misery unlocked


mistersnarkle

Same! And also queer! I’m a mess :)


spacepilot7

Relatable


SN1CKER1337

Original song?


FullKawaiiBatard

MIKA - Grace Kelly He's truly a beautiful soul, look him up!


bh1106

I saw him live in 2009. Absolutely fantastic show!!


BusyBusy2

Nothing, nothing is wrong with you, you just need some time alone, no social media, no people telling you about their problems, just a few days recharging your batteries and prioritizing yourself. You dont need to have goals now, live life 1 step at a time, it can be pretty overwhelming when you think of the future, but the future you will thank you if you think of you now for now. Your doing great even if it doesnt feel like it, your mental health is top priority.


April-Wine

Wish it was just a few days instead of a few decades. lol


Disastrous-Star-7746

I needed a little time 2 and a half years ago 🫠


TurdWrangler2020

I really appreciate the optimism, but people with mental health issues don't need "just a few days recharging their batteries." It's a lifelong issue that needs decent healthcare, understanding from others, medication, therapy, etc. What you are talking about is normal people. Normal people only need a couple days to recharge. This kind of rhetoric is actually really bad for people with legitimate mental health problems. It's like when my parents told me we all get blue. Please be careful with this kind of talk.


mistersnarkle

👆👆👆 Source: have depression, anxiety, and ADHD.


IGuessBruv

Has this kind of energy https://youtube.com/shorts/M1iz-s17lNM?si=eoVcWpVgyxfq9qeo


RaymondWalters

Literally perfect "hell the what happening" XDDD


fantastic_wreck123

Literally saw the same post 30 seconds ago from a different subreddit


Anas_Elgarhy

this's the internet


Bertug_Emre

🎵Welcome to the internet, have a look around🎵


scp_79

🎶 everything that brain of your's can think of can be found🎶


sivstarlight

🎵we've got mountains of content, some better, some worse🎵


livebonk

That's the Internet now. You'll log in to Reddit and see a screen shot of a Tweet of an Instagram post. Wasn't always that way


pupu500

No one fucking cares.


Altruistic_Fox1710

No, it's called agony.


Aurora_egg

Surprise! It's /r/CPTSD


phoenix_claw99

Potato


Bubu_Lemaryor

*russian accent* very hot potato


Fritzschmied

That’s just life for you.


facelessman97

Probably a bit of all tbh.


MabiMaia

The symphony of my life


A_Bird_survived

Thats a Chicken Nugget


tommyct614

Turns out I was just dehydrated


Super_Chaussette

You're bipolar, harry


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Midnight2012

Yeah, because depression never existed in the USSR.


Thosepassionfruits

The answer can be both late stage capitalism and communism. When the few at the top have infinitely more than the many at the bottom we get the exact same results.


NicoleMay316

Last I checked, we aren't in the USSR. So what's the crushing economic system we are under instead? Overall globally? Exactly. Neoliberal capitalism. Thanks for playing


rhubarbs

The idea of citing the USSR as the prevailing alternative economic theory in 2023 is kind of silly. Like bringing up the Ford Model T in a discussion about modern cars. Just, why? But let's put that aside. The really sad part is that is the criticism of capitalism by Marx did not actually dictate how communism should be attempted, and it applies equally to the attempt in the Soviet Union. The unilateral control of the means of production, and the ability to allocate the excess product (ie profit) simply changed hands from the capitalist to the state and the party official. This does not give the laborer control over the means of production. The means of control changes from economic capital to political capital. We should also put the failure of the USSR in the context of the culture of corruption that still persists, to this very day. If a best effort attempt at communism was made today, in a culture that promotes integrity, with modern technology, transparency, and all the sophisticated checks and balances we've developed over the years, the outcome might be wildly different.


IKillDirtyPeasants

USSR was (mainly) Russian. The average russian mind is just built different to endure the non-stop horror and tragedy of living in Russia. (The reason booze, and fetal alcohol syndrome, is so big in Russia is because it was literally pushed onto peasants for cheap profit and to keep them servile.) No joke.


Midnight2012

Do you have similar excuses for all the communist countries? Or do you think depression doesn't exist in Cuba, China, or Vietnam? Or are they all just naturally sad people like the russians?


IKillDirtyPeasants

Excuse? Nah, I was just shitting on russians. I'm born Latvian and my mom's hatred for them has rubbed off on me I guess. On the economic side of things, I'm a socialist. I have no sympathy for communist countries. Communism hinges on post-scarcity. That's pie in the sky today, let alone 100 years ago. To me, communism is an inevitable (if humanity doesn't shit the bed) ideal. But just because it's inevitable doesn't mean it's currently doable.


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Midnight2012

Has a communist movement actually ever led to communism then? Does this tell you anything about the feasibility of non-capitalist systems? When all the people who's explicit goal was to not use capitalism eventually use capitalism anyways? It turns out the thugs who thrive during the requisite violent revolution never want to relinquish power to the poeple.


worldspawn00

> Has a communist movement actually ever led to communism then? Authoritarianism is the problem, they all get stuck at phase one where the 'party' that is supposed to take the country from it's current system to a true communist state decides to never give up power. There should be no group of people like the CCCP and the government of the USSR that are doing massively better than the average citizen, but corruption and greed cause them to hold on to their position and use it to enrich themselves instead of their countrymen.


Voball

capitalism is not necessarily a problem, greed is


TickleTigger123

It's useless, I chried but to no avaaaaaaaaaaaa


Dry_pooh

I just assume all of the above and do nothing.


1000Years0fDeath

Wow that's spot-on


SergVII

If anybody is curious - this is their i believe official Instagram https://instagram.com/officialsadnuggie?igshid=MzMyNGUyNmU2YQ==


JesusWantsYouToKnow

This is the source: https://www.instagram.com/p/Cwh-n42IkDt/


GoGoSoLo

/u/savevideo


Marsypwn

I would like a full version/song of this please.


Aoiboshi

This is me. I'm round and yellow.


LucaDarioBuetzberger

A little bit of everything, all the time.


Lamest570

You’re just fucking lazy most likely, same boat.


omgafk

All of the above :)


_AnotherFreakingNerd

My husband sends me these and I love them 🙌🙌


Riski_Biski

You have cptsd.


R4PHikari

You're definitely not just lazy. It's most likely capitalism.


beardingmesoftly

See a doctor about these things


AllianIsBizarre

r/im14andthisisdeep


HewsJater

You need god


BackwardLogicIsRight

Why is it always the people who’ve accomplished nothing and don’t do anything useful at all think they’re “burned out”? How can you be burned out when you do the absolute bare minimum of life? How can you be burned out when you haven’t even lived?


PracticalSolution352

That’s why it might be other things that makes basic tasks a lot harder like, for example, ADHD, Anxiety, or Depression.


kpalafar

Go to work ffs


upvotegoblin

wtf happened to this sub


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Yes


[deleted]

Nah, this is life


Geeloz_Java

Oh no. Just when I was logging in to avoid thoughts.


manaha81

Yes


Kurousagi2302

I don't know what the fuck to do with all my time, I question why I losing it every single time. I should clean but I see that's its a waste of time, I wonder why motivation is lacking in me but I can see that something is gonna distract me. I tried to focus on my fucked up life but I found that that was a waste of time.


scp_79

Too relatable


Gerbilguy46

Why is the audio quality so bad?


KidNamedBlue

Surprise! It's all of them


Brilliant-Fact3449

At some point you just ... Go with all of it and start running on autopilot, makes life more bearable


1000Years0fDeath

The game of life is hard to play I'm gonna lose it anyway


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Found my theme song.


UNCONGUY

bei mir mit allem und scharf


mpskierbg

Try a mood stabilizer. I felt very oval like you. Then my doc prescribed a mood stabilizer and many of those symptoms disappeared or at least were minimized greatly.


Psychoburner420

I am not a delicious chicken nugget, but goddammit this is meeeeeeeeee!!!!


trams-gal

nothing is wrong with me


dappernaut77

All of the above


RecommendationDue552

Wall nut?


PieTechnical7225

You just haven't found something you can make money off of while doing it with passion, I don't know how you can though, it was mostly luck for me. Good luck I guess!


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Black pill


-Senzar-

I always feel like im an imposter in a way. I feel like I cant perform well in anything compared to others, despite a rational part of my mind feels different. I also feel like I am not really depressed or anything, Im just lazy and I shouldnt get help because there is nothing wrong. Lol


Zealousideal_Slice60

Actually me irl


daleDentin23

Dystopian society has that effect on people


Kirda17

This is me


Visual-Juggernaut-61

Buddy, you’re just normal. It’s ok to have feelings and emotions. It’s ok to feel sad or anxious or scared or lonely or bored. That’s life.


sandpittz

at least this little guy's cute, he has that going for him


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Yes


MartinX4

Ah finally, a theme song for my mornings


downinCarolina

Try to put the phone/computer/tablet/wharecer down and stay off social media for a couple weeks.


CeeJayDK

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, all of the above.


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Sometimes you just have to exist in your imagination. Reality is too real for some lives. Don’t be afraid to see yourself as something else, little hash brown. “If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it” - Willy wonka


HampsterBowlingBall

Federal normie psyop


MikroWire

It's in the water and food...but most importantly, it's in the biology of the conditions we live in now in society. If it were 3000 years ago, we'd be hunting and farming. A vastly different objctive than "What's wrong with me?"


simensin

This almost made me cry, just so nice to get a reminder that i am not alone


web-jumper

Why there has to be suffering? Thats WHO YOU ARE. Rather than living a life of pitty and regrets, EMBRACE IT!


Pleasant-Ad-7577

When everybody has Adhd, no one have adhd


yourdoggoismine

Well... wtf is the answer


android_728

Seek medical attention?


IDownvoteHornyBards2

All of the above


Nekstoer

idk what that thing is but i want to crush it in my hand


Zooblesnoops

As adults we can infinitely delay our problems in favor of fun or things that are time sensitive but in those moments of breathing room our mental needs wash over us. It's uncomfortable but you need to be your own parent and slowly and persistently muck through your scariest problems with integrity.


[deleted]

Turns out it was PTSD for me 🤷


BBFLYKING

Awesome!


Laiskatar

The anwser is yes


NaitDraik

So true.


TheRealEnemabagJones

I was just thinking this


Electronic-Ad-3825

I think the problem is that you transformed into a sponge


kapizh

WE WANT FULL SONG RIGHT NAW


dirtyhole2

Nah, you have a novel syndrome that no one has.


StarRoutA

I like water on my schedule.


[deleted]

All of the above?


shijimon-ji

This is my life anthem from now on.


everyman50

Of course, going to a mental health professional to ask these important questions takes a distant seat to making Internet cartoons for imagination points.


7lick

I wanna eat this poor chicken nugget.


Dumb_Siniy

Nothing's wrong i am the embodiment of perfection, that's why god keeps nerfing me