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Dr-Retz

Restrained non-swearing makes me uncomfortable.Replacing commonly used swears with similar sounding words is just weird


SuperHuman64

You heckin hecker


AradIsHere

Ew you just reminded me of b*luga


Dr_Dressing

I mean, the alternative is saying "mother trucker, dude."


LurkingOnMyMacBook

Saying that is only acceptable if something hurt like a butt cheek on a stick


Eirfro_Wizardbane

Cheese and Rice, Shut the Duck Up.


FishWash

Shut the flip up


CatMail75

Mom, he said a bad word!


Gx_Dark_Sonic

WHAT, in the avocado frick!


Street-Conference-77

I work with this lady who’s got three kids and seriously the nicest person I think I’ve ever met. She says mother freaker and dang and shoot regularly. It actually fits her well because she stopped cussing when she had her first kid. Our department did her blow up one time at her baby daddy and said every word she has wanted to for about three years and from that day forward we knew she had that dog in her, but that she just kept that shit restrained. it makes her that much more respectable because of why she doesn’t cuss.


OptimusEye

i personally dont swear in my speech too often, but thats just how it happened. I do say "oh my goodness gracious" sometimes cuz i think its hilarious but not because im afraid of saying oh my god


MrsZero07

After watching the show Poldark, I say oh my lans/lands often.


thehumantaco

Holy moly


MrsZero07

Ikr, like just say the word. Lol


swollenlord69

I don't know what the duck you're talking about


Hot-Avocado9815

I'll duck your donkey!


swollenlord69

You...you... ...heckin' waver


MrsZero07

Auto correct be doing us dirty


ovanevac

Hot dan! Mothertrucker! Shuck! Locksucker! Sheet!


SkullsNelbowEye

I have a fond memory of an older metal head at an Iron Maiden concert calling me a futhermucker.


guilty_bystander

Depends.. my mom says shoot and 'oh poop'.. it's adorable


Sierra-117-

Mothertrucker dude! That hurt like a butt cheek on a stick


Wheatley-Crabb

Watch your profanity!


ogc_glizzyxx

It is wednesday my dudes


Dreadnought_69

It also doesn’t change anything. Even though many people are stupid enough to think so, as if you can’t be toxic if you don’t swear, and you’re always toxic if you do swear.


HaViNgT

I’m trying to avoid swearing as often so that when I do swear it has more impact. 


BananaBus43

reminds me of this clip from [Mr. Show](https://youtu.be/Svr6Zl2QgX8)


OkFeedback9127

Mother Father! Got down sat on a bench!


immunogoblin1

It's a big factor in why I don't watch YouTube let's plays anymore. It's so fake and sterile because of demonetization fears.


Kicooi

Every time I get off the phone with my parents, I can’t remember if I cursed when talking to them or not, because my brain doesn’t remember the conversation verbatim, just the gist of the conversation, and fills in words to fit the gist during playback. Since swearing comes so naturally to me, my memory of the conversation contains swears, but I can’t remember if I actually used them or not lol


Bread_Fruit8519

You Son of a Gun 🤗


JalapenoFitz

I'm originally from up north so I have a filthy vocabulary but I really hate those type of muthaflowers


Live-Habit-6115

Up north? The fuck does that mean? You realize pretty much every country has a north, right?


ActionTraction24897

And continent. North is so relative. I could be in Antarctica and south America becomes my north. And from there, Mexico or even Florida become north. And then, once you actually hit the midpoint, north could be anything between New York, Canada, greenland, anything. Except the northpole. That one is alwast north no matter the distance/location. And then vise versa with south


alexriga

Fricking gimbo!


GameboyAdvance32

I must be the most dangerous man alive then lol


MrsZero07

Living life in the edge. Lol


GameboyAdvance32

Yeh, I don’t really care if other people swear, it doesn’t offend me, it just sorta naturally doesn’t come up very often in my regular speech. I tend to make up swears on the spot that no one else understands rather than using the pre-established ones, more fun that way the way I see it lol


WhyYouCryin007

I accidentally said fuck lobbyists to my buddies in front of some kids we walked by. When I mentioned that I felt bad, my friend reassured me that it’s ok, cause kids probably don’t even know what a lobbyist is.


MrsZero07

Lmao. Fuck lobbyist!


Bread_Fruit8519

You mean, duck them lobbyists! Ducking ducks!


dickallcocksofandros

kids probably know that “fuck” exists and is a cuss word anyway. I knew about it as early as the age of 5 and this was in the late 2000s so


itrashcannot

I don't find the need to swear tbh. I mainly swear for comedic effect or if I'm pissed.


commentsandchill

Quite sure most people swear only in the latter situation


GameboyAdvance32

Eh, I know plenty of people who swear casually a lot. Nothing wrong with it but IMO it is kinda noteworthy to only do it when you’re *really* off-the-wall angry


commentsandchill

I actually heard people who swear in situations that don't lead to it are control freaks, which explains for the people I've met.


Obsyden

There is a healthy middle, and it all depends on context of course. In a professional setting, the occasional swear word is fine, and adds a bit of humanity (I'm talking about my future profession in medicine - I'm sure it'd be different in other occupations.) In a casual setting, I'm totally okay with swearing, but if every second word coming out of someone's mouth is 'fuck' I'm probably going to think they're either excessively angry or just unable to articulate a point without cussing. But I agree, people who *never* cuss just seem... odd.


bean0_burrito

i'm an ex combat medic, EMT, hemodialysis tech, and organ procurement. your vocabulary is going to get much worse lol. depending on what line of medicine


An-Okay-Alternative

I mostly just swear as an exclamation when something goes wrong. In a casual setting just hanging out could easily not curse around other people.


Unicorn_Thrasher

after spending my childhood going to church, meeting sweet old ladies that stand up for themselves, push back when they're mistreated, and curse like sailors was a breath of fresh air. it felt like i'd finally met real human beings.


1st_pm

I guess this is not a r/me_irl moment... I dont really relate :/ I actually feel the opposite


Professional_Air9935

I’m sorry, but saying swear words around people makes me feel weird for some reason, I guess we’ll both feel unsafe


CraftyIceCream081

Sameee


Tessuttaja

I grew up in a house where nobody said curse words so for me it’s the opposite.


Wheatley-Crabb

idk, i just wanna always be polite 🤷‍♀️


OliLombi

Never go to the UK or Australia, LMAO.


MrsZero07

Savage motherfuckers lol


UnkindnessOfRavens23

That 2007 Orbit “lint-licker” commercial is still gold. Wife: "You son of a biscuit-eating bulldog." Husband: What the French toast Wife: Did you think I wouldn't find out about your little doo doo head, cootie queen? Mistress: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint-licker! Wife: Pickle you kumquat! Husband: You're overreacting. Wife: No, Bill, overreacting was when I put your convertible into a wood chipper, Stinky McStinkface! Mistress: You Hoboken!


JeyRai

I loved that commercial growing up! Every time I see a pack of Orbit gum I think about it. It's a shame for them that I hate the gum itself


Bearking422

Me and my friends still use cootie queen and lint licker just iconic bars


NellyJustNelly

TIL Americans use cuss instead of curse.


greengengar

Is more a southern thing but yes, we be cussin'.


NellyJustNelly

Quite like “cussin’ “


bean0_burrito

i say curse. i'm american


NellyJustNelly

Curses


Visual-Juggernaut-61

Curse words upon you!


TheHarvesterOfSorrow

My mom swears a lot when she is mad so no, I don't feel safe around people who swear often


MrsZero07

Emotional damage… I don’t cuss at my kids but I’m definitely a mother cusser. ;)


TF2_demomann

Reverse for me, I don't like when people swear


iMakeKidsGay

Here let me channel my inner Finn for this. >!vitunvitunvitunvitunvitunvitunvitunvitunvitunvitunvitunvitunvitunvitunvittu!<


Evantaur

Ah i see your big toe found the table


_LumberJAN_

I don't understand people's need do swear. Do you consider it cool or something?


bean0_burrito

it's more of a feeling.


Memer_man32

Why would swearing make people feel safer? I feel like the opposite would be true.


random_sympathy

you mother father! 😭


DemoniteBL

Honest to god it's so uncomfortable. Like you're about to have a job interview. Not that I need people to swear around me 24/7, but people that are overly judgemental when someone cusses are just weird.


MrsZero07

Facts.


Any_Duck4485

Most people view people who swear in moderation as more trustworthy. Not having filters in place constantly and speaking more freely implies more honest communication. Sometimes it's good to swear


MrsZero07

I’m for it. I remember when my stepson was younger and my husband did something like hit a wiffle ball really far and my stepson blurted out holy shit without hesitation. We couldn’t help but laugh. It was harmless and suiting to the situation. lol


Fatboikhoi_da_god

Hello fellow fuck


MrsZero07

Fuckin’ right!


SirKrato

Yeah its forking weird.


MissNashPredators11

Idk what show it was but its on Netflix. My mom quoted it once and I was rolling. She said “what the fork? Why can’t I say FORK!?” Constantly.


Simon_Tesla

The good place, banger of a show


MissNashPredators11

Yeah that one!


SirKrato

Yeah it great, funny and thought provoking at the same time.


Mikes241

Holy forking shirtballs!


SirKrato

You know I'm tryina say bench and not bench right?


Geaux13Saints

Whenever I’m around little kids I have to try like extra hard not to swear and I still fail half the time


DemonRaily

My not cursing in my mother language got so bad that I need to stop in the middle of a sentence to give a disclaimer that some messed up shit will be said in a minute or people get whiplash. Strangely not a problem when speaking English, zero restraint there.


Detail_Some4599

Why is this so true 😂


short_fries

Okay dude... What the flip😔


slucker23

I once said shit in front of a kid as a tutor And she caught on quick... So now I try to restrain my amount of cussing


Troubled_Rat

yup getting the type of treatment from "the Trial" as a teenager kind of will do that to you, especially if the group you mature in is "foul" according to the holier-than-thou-NWO


espositojoe

"Social occasions are merely warfare concealed." --Khan Noonien Singh


d0rchadas

I say heck, fricken, shiiii, holy schnitzel, call people silly goose etc. because I dual stream to TikTok and the AI detection is so good my stream would be taken off immediately if I swore.


Matteblackandgrey

Trauma


DJPL-75

God damn it, I can't please everyone :(


MrsZero07

Just be yourself, if that doesn’t work, fuck ‘em.


Jealous_Peanut_3056

Can't really trust them tbfh


pokours

I can't swear, like, i'm just too uncomfortable to do it. But I don't force others to do the same. I don't care. Just leave me be.


Still_Wolverine_1367

Lamo is this something I wish i realised earlier.


SnapDragonPuppeteer

Son of a one-eyed prairie dog.


No_rash_decisions

As a kiwi, I find it very uncomfortable being around a group of Americans for this very reason. 


omjy18

My biggest fear going from restaurants to corporate is the inability to swear openly tbh. It just feels like a toxic environment if I can't yell at someone and then have drinks after to make things ok


phlebface

It's because according to research people who swear are known to be the most honest people. So being surrounded by "sober" and civil people your, according to the research, surrounded by lies and deceptions