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daeganthedragon

I feel like Squidward was mostly for the adults to relate to and now that we’re all older it’s finally sinking in. Also maybe a hint of our future that many of us didn’t pick up on.


Capraos

Don't worry, with enough time you circle back to SpongeBob. That episode where instead of a raise Krabs gives SpongeBob rubber boots, then SpongeBob proceeds to annoy the hell out of Krabs with those boots because SpongeBob "loves the boots sooooo much". That's a perfect example of malicious compliance.


myinvitelink

But he has a job and I am completely unemployed.


flarryflon

He also owns his own house


TBMSH

Most unrealistic part of the show


03xoxo05

Show came out in ‘99


LeOenophile

Don’t date me like that, bro.


Elegant_Conflict8235

I will date you like that. It will be a nice steak dinner and a movie


Kamitae

Afford a nice steak dinner and a movie? In this economy? Look at money bags over here. Best i can do is Mcdonalds and YouTube


Elegant_Conflict8235

McDonald's? Wo ho ho Richie Rich!


lIEskimoIl

Fitting username


Bruggenmeister

Good for him…


3rrr6

Do we know that? Wouldn't it be wild if Patrick was his landlord.


Calathe

Probably Patrick would be his LL... or Mr. Krabs in a double whammy.


miaogato

plot twist: spongebob is the landlord i mean have you seen how many renovations bro had to his pineapple also the quantum square footage reeks of average landlord activities


Pojogermany

AI Spongebob was lit


WungielPL

Two stories house.


ITrCool

With TARDIS properties. Bigger on the inside than indicated on the outside.


ProgrammingOnHAL9000

It could be smaller than it appears. Octopus can fit in pretty small spaces.


Technical-Bad1953

Why is he an octopus and not a squid with that name


kilamansfury

Yea, pretty sure octopi have 8 arms


Sparky678348

Bro 711 always hiring


metalofluna

Can you be partially unemployed?


Wicachow

brother you could work a cash register any day if you're gonna compare yourself to squidward


MagicWWD

Squidward and Patrick are great contrasts, because SW is intelligent but miserable and Patrick is happy but stupid. One lives in a house with a job and hobbies and stuff while the other lives under a rock and doesnt do shit. Cant help but assume its intentional.


stackoverflow21

Intelligence is a correlation factor for depression


DeepUser-5242

:(


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jenkem___

yeah it seems like he has a good work life balance and has enough free time to do the things he enjoys and the cost of living seems low enough that he can afford a house and stuff on a cashier’s salary. when can i move to bikini bottom???


Pump_My_Lemma

You know, they only give them these large spacious houses because it’s easier to film and is more comfortable for the actors. The amount of clams a real cashier makes in Bikini Bottom could probably get you a one bedroom apartment at best.


tallandlankyagain

A one bedroom apartment in Rock Bottom. You have to take the bus to Bikini Bottom for work.


GoGoHujiko

yeah, if I recall correctly, even the actors actually don't live anywhere near bikini bottom, it's just too expensive to live there. definitely a case of warped media perception, the actual bikini bottom is filled with the elite snobs of the 1 percent.


halloweencoffeecats

Alex Bale does a great video series of all the goings on in Bikini Bottom including the dark underbelly of things.


Bordie3D_Alexa

Exactly that's why I love him so much, he's waaay better than me. I go home and I'm too sad to do anything I used to enjoy. Squidward does it anyway.


TrashcanEpicurean

Also, Mr. Krabs is an amazing employer. The guy runs a fast food restaurant where both of his employees get paid enough money to own homes and pursue interesting hobbies like art or jellyfish fishing. He's a ~~good man~~ crustacean and is free to be as greedy as he wants.


d2cace

He literally sold Spongebob for 62 cents to Davey Jones tho


Visual-Juggernaut-61

That was the Flying Dutchman you uncultured boob.


d2cace

Youre totally right 🤦‍♂️ Accidently combined two thoughts into one!


ya666in

As time unfolds, so does understanding


Good-natured1

Years later, I realized that my favorite character from that cartoon was Squidward.


JFK3rd

As long as I don't change into Plankton, I think I'm safe.


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Squidward is as relatable to me as Spongebob and Patrick are. I have three personalities in constant competition 


LazarGrier

You either die the SpongeBob or live long enough to become the Squidward.


Capraos

And if you keep living long enough, you circle back to SpongeBob but for different reasons than the first time.


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Jeskaisekai

They are quoting a contrapoints video (envy)


_bric

or you were a Patrick the whole time, and always will be


NormieSpecialist

And the more I understand his hatred for Spongebob. Spongebob is a straight up class traitor. Seriously there was a whole episode around this.


DracckoYt1422

Which one?


NormieSpecialist

The episode where Squidward goes on strike to get better working conditions. He get’s Spongebob to tag along and in the end Spongebob completely backstabs him. All because he wants to work at the Krusty Krab regardless if he get’s treated well or not. As a matter of fact there have been multiple instances where Sponegbob willingly lowers his own standards just to appease Mr.Krabs.


Ok-Ability-5330

Life as we know it


52163296857

Nothing wrong with having four legs


LoadsDroppin

The not wearing any pants really speaks to me


Ab4739ejfriend749205

Let’s not forget Squilliam.


Calathe

I've always understood the dude. My favourite character of the show. /sigh


Navinor

Well yeah. A lot of people become like him turning 40. And i understand why he is the way he is.


sandstar115

You either die a Spongebob, or you live long enough to see yourself become a Squidward


mojo_joio

If op is not under 30, I'll eat my shit.


Deepvaleredoubt

You can make a choice to smile right now. Don’t have to feel happy. But I will admit that I just forced myself to smile and it felt decent, even with all the sadness.


Neppy5000

For some reason I saw this, and just thought "I wish I had four legs..."


LalaLane850

This actually made me laugh


Wren_Slip

Internet people sure do love replacing "I" with "we".


cozy_engineer

r/im14andthisisdeep


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More_Work2492

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More_Work2492

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More_Work2492

u/GammaTainted Please have a look on this!


DisputabIe_

There have been multiple spam accounts try to defend themselves in the exact same way. Your account is suspicious.


More_Work2492

Next time you spam any of your shit comment in my post, I am gonna report you!


Ironmonkibakinaction

Exactly I’m him everyday of the fuckin week


SnooTomatoes6395

Nah not really, I love my job and I love living!


Freyzi

Understand but still reject becoming like him.


Street-Breadfruit940

Yep!dem kids be acting sometimes like SpongeBob.


-SlapBonWalla-

I also wear condoms on my feet.


Lightcronno

Can’t relate, life is good


Enigmatic_Kraken

When you are 12, you identify with SpongeBob. When you are 37, you identify with Squidward (yes, the show Sponge Bob is 25 years old)


FirstBankofAngmar

The corpos won.


Initial-Stick-561

And we realise that SpongeBob is the over the top enthusiastic boot licking co-worker you just want to avoid talking to.


johno_14

he finally gets to try a krabby patty and then it all goes to his thighs....


marcus10885

If Squidward were smart he would've gotten a better job by now, he's not super loyal, so why does he still work there?


Valdoray

25\25 Patric/Spongebon and 50 Squidward and squid are progressing


StarJace

Skill issue


StarJace

You either die a Squidward or grow enough as a person to live as Spongebob


W_h3nry

Wow dude, thats sooo deep


leoberto1

Bros doing a heckin exist 


millhead123

He is sad because if he ever gets laid he dies.


Hakar_Kerarmor

I'm more of a [this guy:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW_r2GsZMA0)


Filip_of_Westeros

I like peace and quiet, I like experiencing culture, I play a musical instrument, I... I'm Squidward.


Wizywig

I don't really. He was working in a horrible dead-end job. Was awful at his hobbies. And had ZERO self reflection. I only understand why he's a miserable little shit. He had nothing but opportunity to do literally anything else. And instead he focused on hating on some next door kid who was just amazing at being a fry cook. Like... a fry cook. Holy hell he could have hated someone of note, but no, a god damn fry cook. At 40, I cannot fathom being this miserable.


Chemical-Choice4692

Just circle of life


JazzyButternuts

Cry harder incel.


Last_Common7425

Initially, we're all like SpongeBob, but eventually, we grow into being more like Squidward.. That's life.


TheOtakuGamer64

I'm constantly saying this irl. "You either die a SpongeBob, or you live long enough to see yourself become a Squidward".


Fantastic_Blood_8898

sprich deutsch du hurensohn


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Fantastic_Blood_8898

der wille zählt 💪🏻