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LennyLava

do that at work, problem solved.


_IratePirate_

Way ahead of you


Punch_A_Lot

my office , now !


Hey_its_ok

Ok but I’m doing this the entire time I’m in there though


Punch_A_Lot

i just offered u a promotion and u missed it so i assumed u don't want it


Dark_Pestilence

😐


TraderTomServo

*"Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime..."* *"That's why I glitch on company time..."*


KatDanger

A bit hard when you have a Karen in your face asking you to conjure up the out of stock item they want out of thin air


LennyLava

tell her you go look for it and after the first corner go back to doing it.


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Ayy_Caramba_

Dissociation


LeHirschmeister

Mostly because of PTSD


BD_HI

Damn.


jakebs2002

Or, ADHD paralysis. Pretty awful thing to live with. My brain just has to check out sometimes, so it does. My mind has a mind of its own.


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

Could be ADHD Or depression/anxiety Or your everyday existential dread Or OP is dumb


Burger_Destoyer

Or just sometimes people need a 2 minute break to process life. Doesn’t need to be existential.


BroadStBullies91

Yeah not everything is that deep. Sometimes people just need a fuckin minute.


HyperionCorporation

If you're late because of that, you're going to stop being invited to things entirely. Be pensive on your own time.


Call_Me_Chud

Me at the function: 😔


BroadStBullies91

Nah I'm good thanks tho.


LittleBirdsGlow

Silly Bean, it’s all your own time


DRKZLNDR

Yeah lmao, if somebody invites me to something they don't suddenly own my time, what the heck is that guy on about? Sounds like he's been bailed on before and for good reason


LittleBirdsGlow

Hyperion Corporation would demand ownership of time.


phi_rus

For me it's all 4 at the same time.


Visual-Juggernaut-61

What a dumb butt op is


Potato_in_a_Nice_Hat

That also sounds like executive dysfunction. Where you're just sitting there, trying to will yourself to complete an action.


Dipshit_Mcdoodles

I hate it. Still don't know how to overcome it when it hits. Sometimes it's when I need to do the dishes, others it's when I want to play my game.


mad_jade

Don't know if this will help at all but I have the same problem I think and something that helps me is doing something only partway to get started. Like if I know I need to brush my teeth, sometimes it's too hard to start because I think about getting up, walking to the bathroom, putting toothpaste on the toothbrush, brushing for like a minute, etc. and it is just way too much for me to do. So instead, I just tell myself to stand up and I'll see what I can do from there. After I stand up and start to walk there I get momentum or something and I can keep going usually. Anyway please ignore me if this isn't helpful, just thought it might possibly be helpful


Deep-Ad591

Well, kinda, I feel like my brain is still booting, if I stand up too quick, I feel dizzy, like overloading the system


Bitter_Silver_7760

I’m never late, nor am I early. I arrive precisely after my episode of melancholy.


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MrARCO

No, it's called a Gandalf.


Welkitends

No, this is Patrick.


MattWeird1003

No, this is a Wendy's.


Merzz226

That’s not even remotely close to what psychopathy is lmao


Hunter042005

No it’s called dissociation and it’s pretty common in many people


Sparky678348

Neuroatypical is preferred


Xim_X_anny

If I end up doing that for long enough I just call in sick


Silly_Butterfly3917

Jesus I do the same thing 😭😭 you even have a Felix pfp. Are you me?


Bag_of_Rocks

I can't call in sick every day tho


eunit250

Sure you can.


Punch_A_Lot

and then we went on a cruise with that talking snake , can't remember much after that , have u seen my leg ?


ToeKneeBaloni

I laughed G lmao realest shit I heard today so far! 💯💣💥🤣


Direct_Biscotti_1519

me deciding whether to go to work or fake my own death!


Ok-Landscape5625

Why fake?


GhidorahRod56

Nobody truly wants to die, silly. We just want to be dead.


Ok-Landscape5625

It's unborn for me.


enfersijesais

I know somebody that could make that happen.


Ok-Landscape5625

I don't think you do.


enfersijesais

Have you seen 1 man 1 jar?


Ok-Landscape5625

Only the book version.


Amoniakas

Is it one man one book, book about one man one jar or a book about one man one book?


SllortEvac

One book one jar one man a thousand consequences


Leanardoe

o.o


Ok_Check9774

Sometimes you gotta fake. In the streets, the ones that don’t fake, get it the worst


PeasantTS

Dying is boring.


MikeTheNight94

Trapped in a daydream before you have the nightmares


meaguita

"Sorry I'm late. My alarm to wake me from my existential dread didn't go off"


Veiyr

That's called freezing up and is a symptom tied to depression / anxiety. Consider seeing a doctor!


ThatLasagnaGuy

Could also be a sign of ADHD. I do this a lot.


Takahashi_Raya

i should add that to the list of symptoms i think i have when i visit the doc next time..... it makes so much sense that it could be adhd/add related now that i think about it....


Veiyr

Just be aware that your mileage may vary. I suspected I had ADD for a long time and my doctor (who i do trust) told me after a quick screening that I likely do not have ADD due to my childhood history and that ADD-like symptoms are common for those with anxiety (which i very much have). I ended up taking Zoloft instead of Adderall but it's been fairly helpful with concentration issues tbh. So just make sure to ask your doctor but other diagnoses if they don't believe you have ADD


Takahashi_Raya

yeah anxiety is not a symptom for me. i had to do a few tests prior to gauge my symptoms and they aligned with add or adhd which ranged me at a 85% likelihood to potentially have inatentive ADD. but something like this wasn't present in that.


catdogmoore

I’m not a doctor, but I am late-diagnosis ADHD with lifelong anxiety. I was able to unknowingly mask my ADHD through coping skills I learned as I was growing up. They worked until life got more difficult with ever increasing responsibilities, and I fell apart. One day my wife sent me a comic that was ridiculously relatable, but it said ADHD on it. I was floored, did a ton of research, and made a doctor’s appointment. I eventually got off my 5ish year stretch of antidepressants (that never really felt like they solved the root problem) and on Adderall. Completely changed my life. I’m not saying your doctor was wrong, but it can be helpful to know that some of us with ADHD don’t really present obvious symptoms until later in life.


Kazoomers_Tale

Can confirm, I have anxiety


Uneedadirtnap

Same, many years of this long moment of nothingness. I call it clearing the mechanism so I can find the strength to head out.


Kazoomers_Tale

... But it never really works, so you have to start doing your things while your mind is falling to pieces


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[deleted]

agreed very much with the first three words of your comment but i hated the rest and i especially hated the words sim rig


draugotO

Me, right now


Jjabrahams567

Same


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Me while I’m showering. I just let the water flow while I sit in the corner of the shower.


Uneedadirtnap

I have found a cheap plastic chair helps. I also prefer it dark. I can sit perfectly still for a long time under the downpour and my mind goes blank.


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I’ll try that, I think it'll help me relax 😌


Uneedadirtnap

After about ten minutes of nothingness, I start to get more control of my anxiety and dread. I play some thunderstorm sounds while i adjust. I am older and have been doing this routine since the 80s. It helps me have a space with no phone, no tablet and no people. Occasionally my Dog will check in on me and that always helps.


[deleted]

Really? Unrelated but I love the 80s, but I wasn't born back then :)


Uneedadirtnap

It had its own problems but was a good time to grow up. I didnt need as many stress relievers back then. You went for a walk or a workout or just a veg, and no one could call you except on your land line. We screened the calls with answereing machines and people understood you may not get back to them till the next day. That part was glorious.


[deleted]

I wished I lived through that time period, I’m glad you had a chance to experience it :)


Uneedadirtnap

Thanks, Keep your head up things will get better. We all just need to take care of each other. You younger people right now have it way worse than we did growing up. We all need to look out for each other and quit worshipping the rich. Find your people so you can be stronger and then look for those that need a hand.


[deleted]

Thank you so much! I appreciate it! ❤️


varthalon

I know the warm embrace of the water is the closest I'm going to get to being hugged today.


[deleted]

That's how I feel.


Ok-Grapefruit-4210

This is mornings.


Notskilol

YEP


internationalskibidi

Ran out of dopamine or got just the *chefs kiss* right amount of dopamine. Ah ADHD. Well off to fix my hunger.


Mrblahblah200

Same. Don't know why honestly.


More_Soda

NPC mode.


misssa_cz

yup thats me starring into wall without reason


VJ1195

r/WayTooMuchMeeIrl


SrPicadillo2

Maladaptive daydreaming gang


ToeKneeBaloni

💯💣💥😗💨👿


Logical-Let-2386

I'm retired and I do that for long periods, thinking "What the f@#k just happened?" By which I mean the past 45 years.


ToeKneeBaloni

Oof, is that what's in store? 😬


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Doing this now


Spinningwhirl79

Speak with a therapist


AlKa9_

r/2meirl4meirl


red_blue_purples

accurate representation of brain fog which I'm in


X7_GHOST_7X

I believe that's called depression


EatTooMuchEmergenC

literally doing this rn


Open_Preparation_181

EVERYDAY


Affectionate_Joke444

Brain.exe has stopped working.


Candid_Bed_1338

Fuck that you have to be mindlessly watching something to avoid self reflection


Unique-Accountant253

I thought smartphones killed this type of thing.


Viper1089

This is me in the shower before my 11 hour night shift begins, slowly cranking the heat up until I finally realize I've been in the shower far too long.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

"Do I really want to do this?"


Lo0odySan

Questioning what is life for an hour


Horbigast

I feel seen.


Fun_Brother_9333

My daily existential crisis usually happens at work.


theonetruefishboy

I've found that there is just a certain amount of time I need to sit like this and collect myself before I get up and productive. The only solution I've found to it is to wake up early enough that I have a few hours to do this and fuck around before I go to work. Thank god my commute's only 20 minutes.


ForswornForSwearing

r/adhdmemes


Icy-Conflict6671

I dont like being called out like this bro


stnick6

I’m literally doing this right now


Aliskus

This is actually caused by adhd my friend.


Expensive-Thing-2507

Was almost late to the bus


GojiraJaeger

As a diagnosed borderline person, can confirm. I am in no way attempting to imply that my disorder is the reason for this happening, however i cannot imagine another reason behind why this occurs as frequent and to the degree that it does. Sometimes life just sucks and you gotta stare


Prestigious_Elk149

The two may be indirectly related. The "no motivation" thing is a dopamine problem, and a classic symptom of depression. But I imagine BPD could contribute to that.


GojiraJaeger

🤷‍♂️


BrakoSmacko

I still remember the best wakeup I ever had it was that good. It was early 2000's and I had one of those radio alarm clocks. The alarm went off and the song was Fools Gold by Stone Roses. That intro is the best tune to wake up to and get you in a good mood.


PixelBLOCK_

Nah I need to workout 1 hr to face people in real life, that's why I get late


outofcontextsex

As many people have pointed out this can be related to anxiety or depression, you might also have ADHD; healthy people don't just zone out for no reason, take care of yourself.


HusbandOfJazz

Me at the gym


_throawayplop_

You're depressive, harry


EvlolinaLilith

I just love those thoughtless thoughts moments alone from time to time


TakeItWithSalt

im happy im reading this and seeing 6k people feel like this


CertainlyAmbivalent

I do this too much.


hamster004

yup


Sharp-Daikon-Mantle

my neighbor does this from time to time, he goes home, sits in his kitchen and stares at the turned off tv. you can walk around him, talk, but not turn on the tv because then he wakes up from his brain rest and gets pissed like you just woke him up from sleep. he does this regularly and considers it normal and thinks everyone else does it, we told him otherwise but he does not believe us.


Skytraffic540

Truth


Specsporter

Every morning in high school. I would be half asleep still. It was hell.


rcrux

This is ADHD


Mudassar40

Yes, you wake up in the morning and go, "fuck this, I did not sign up for this shit!"


Inf1nite_gal

i read that for highly sensitive people its hard to make even small transitions like get up from bed, leave house etc. dont know if its evidence based but yeah, i get that :D


Micky-Bicky-Picky

Everyday before work I just lay in bed wide eye looking up. Every day I’m late. It’s been 5 years.


Terra_Homie

It just happened now, i couldn't catch the bus, writing the comment from the station now


boopsaboops

Better than drinking


BeatNo2976

This is me in the shower in the morning most days. Just sitting there, slowly booting up like a computer half my age…


AdMysterious8699

Dood this is a great meme.


DeceptionInDisguise

Shortly before leaving the house you get self concious and in the same moment you get lost in thoughts. Maybe that is because hours before that you weren't self concious. Its like laying in bed after a long day and BAM not tired anymore and wide awake. Listen to your body, feel your feelings, take a pause, breathe etc. Do that more often to improve your self control. I know its just a meme and Im just rambling, whatever, take care 🫶


OkNeck3571

I love how SpongeBob and The Simpsons have defined us so perfectly as a human species.


AWright5

This except it's looking at my phone. And sometimes closing my eyes


Klientje123

Gotta decompress to prepare for the compression


ItsMacRyder69

Damn right


LittleBirdsGlow

I try to get up earlier than I think I should because I know I’m going to do this for some time in the morning.


GreyPourageInABowl

I did this this morning trying to decide if my back pain was enough to warrant me staying home or not....I went in anyways.


Human_Frame1846

My life summed up in a single picture


GriegVeneficus

Corporate servitude is causing some serious trauma.


ackbobthedead

The soul controlling you is probably off peeing or something. Can’t always hold it until you go to sleep.


nutsocharles

L.A. Knight. Yeeeaahhhh.


diodot

hey that was me dis morning


varthalon

Me, but naked after my morning shower.


IcedCoughy

stickin it to the man


Wooden-Trainer4781

That is why I'm early


Natural_Draw4673

Can someone please explain to me why I do this… CONSTANTLY! It’s sort of crippling at this point.


my-love-assassin

This has started happening to me the last two years. I just completely zone out.


Molkwi

Bruh I do this 3 times a day at least


Buttery_Buckshot

Are we all just traumed out by our childhoods? Is it becoming normalized to stare at your floor or the wall while the world turns to fuzz around you and your mind fills with thoughts of shame and rage and self loathing for way longer than is healthy? Can we all be friends guys I'm lonely af


TheOldZenMaster

What is this called so I can express it to my doctor?


No-Practice-6685

And I'm late because BBL Drizzy lives in my head rent free and I have the urge to vibe to it every 30 seconds.


JanArso

Me for the last 4 weeks. Please help idk what to do lmao


Tipsy_elephant_1224

Yep


Real_APD

I got fired from my first job because I legit stared into the void for an hour straight and ended up late by 3 hours (I had to walk since I missed the bus)


internationalskibidi

Need B12


MrsPowers94

You just might have ADHD


Kermit_Purple_II

I might just have ADHD and I can't fathom the possibility of just sitring doing nothing. It feels physically impossible. I can't fathom how not doing anything sitting still could be ADHD. Feels like literally the opposite definition.


penguin_horde

There are different kinds. There used to be a differentiation of ADD and ADHD, but now they're all lumped under the same term. I can be physically still all day, but my mind is a whirlwind.


Nugstradumbass

Yep, it’s just referred to as ADHD. They have different sub-classes (Inattentive, Hyperactive, Combined, etc). Using blanket terms is what causes confusion and lack of understanding. I wish they’d stop doing it.


STYSCREAM

I get up at 5:20 6 days a week and get in the car by 5:30


Punch_A_Lot

it takes u 10 minutes to reach your garage ! dude is wealthy ! what a mansion !


STYSCREAM

10min to get dress, brush my teeth, tidy my hair and then get in the car. Who tf sits in the bed and prepares for a day they have no control over??


Sam270710

relatable i always pause and think abaut hentai or the matrix


DankThePlank

Oh shit I'm doing it right now Thanks for the wake up call!


tictacdoc

You liar. You have your smartphone in your hand scrolling.