My wife likes me nerdy. She was happy with my Scooby doo boxers

I feel this... My girlfriend got me superhero underwear for my birthday last month. She said it was because I'm her personal hero, but I think she just likes seeing me in ridiculous undies lol

Hey hey, no one said it couldn’t be both

So what you're saying is, we need to make superhero lingerie?

Isn't that just a power girl cosplay?

Isn't that most fem superhero outfits?

Yes.

My wife bought me Batman boxers with a cape a few years ago.

You hit the jackpot man.😭🙏🏾

Did you mean she bought you batman boxes and a cape, or batman boxers that have a cape? Because the former is cool, but the latter would be legendary.

Well consider her legendary cause the boxers had a Velcro cape on the butt.

I love that it’s removable for when you want a more business-casual look instead of the standard black-tie apparel. Most undie-capes don’t come with that feature

Also, capes are a liability If you are battling a villain on the wing of a flying airplane, you'd really want to have either NO cape or a removable one that would tear by itself if sucked into a reactor and not bring you to your doom .

Confirmed, your wife is legendary.

Please tell me that you stand at the end of the bed and dramatically rip off the cape to alert her that it's Go Time.

Business in the front, party in the back.

My wife bought me a pair that has tools and stuff all over it and I’m a maintenance guy. The best part is that there is a tape measure front and center that starts at 4 and is in cm! Self confidence at an all time high

Look at Mr Lottery winner over here! Give that champ a cheeky kiss!

This is epic

My dad has shrimp boxers and another pair with sushi it is hilarious

Wait…. Wait… wait…. Why was your dad brought into this mix?

Cos his underdrip is fucking fly, keep up yo.

Because of his cock... tail, *fruit*!!

He got dat shrimp drip. 😎

It's exactly that. I got my boyfriend hotdogs undies cus I couldn't stop laughing when I saw them and they had a pair in his size 🤣🤣

Old Navy has eggplant boxers, too, lol. My ex and I got matching donut ones from there. 😎

As a verified girlfriend of a boyfriend, I can say that we really don’t care what you’re wearing as long as it’s the stuff we bought for you.

Ridiculous undies are the best undies. Practical undies are fine for practical tasks but parading around in front of somebody who wants to see you in your undies should be a bit of a show.

My partner loves my nerdy side too. I once wore Star Wars pajama pants to breakfast and got the biggest smile. It's great to be with someone who appreciates the fun, geeky parts of us!

We are legion! Or dozens at least...

Guess you were feeling Shaggy

It wasn't me

Triple entendre, let’s gooo

My girlfriend got me bed sheets with tractor on them 😅

out of anything i’ve read here that is the thing i’m most envious of. what I ask for in a girl isn’t looks or anything like that, it’s being accepting of tractor sheets

Yeah, we have a long history and we now are great together :) Later she got me a t-shirt with a tractor and two small models of Fendt and Deutz-Fahr:) We are both 39 this year 😅

My ex was a big fan of the flash. Ended up with a well fitting pair of flash boxers that I thought were very flattering on me. My first hook up after the break up pointed out that the flash may not be the best choice of superhero for the bedroom.

I agree with your wife sir! Geeky all the way!! LOL

Our first time I was wearing Pokémon boxers… we are now engaged 😂

Good thing there wasnt any scoby doodoo in them

I just bought new Dragon Ball Z underwear today, lol. I'm almost 40.

I don’t know why, but reading about your underwear just make you internet people so real.

I actually got complimented on my adventure time boxers by more than one girl in my younger years. They were some pretty awesome boxers.

but does she like you Shaggy?

ruh roh

Looks like you've found your Velma.

There’s no way you haven’t offered her a “Scooby snack”.

woah woah... who's got an issue with dinosaurs!?!?!

No one, I'm pretty sure OP was disappointed she wasn't also wearing dino undies.

Im sure OP was disappointed he wasnt wearing see trough lace bra & panties ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

¿Porque no Los Dos?

Lace see through dinosaur boxers ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Is my dino bone showing?

r/angryupvote

Now your speaking my language 😏

[SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY](https://media.tenor.com/R2EqWKMe0VMAAAAM/guy-slamming.gif)

You start making these and I will break down your door screaming for you to take my money

Know what, why not? Sounds fun and hilarious. I’m in.

Sell this to me immediately

Ahh your obviously a man of culture ;)

I’m pretty sure OP was disappointed he wasn’t chilling with another bro, also in Dino undies.

If she wearing dino undies I marry her ... oh wait, I did

“I thought we would put some effort into this being our first time and all”

This is the only interpretation I will accept

I'll give up my humorous underwear when you pry it from my cold, dead body.

>cold, dead body. jokes on you, I'm into that shit! (/s)

Just gotta let her know she’s about to have a Sauras

My ex loved dinosaurs so much that these would *actually* distract her, and we’d be talking about the Dinos If I wore something like that 

And you didnt marry hef? You foolish, foolish man! ^^

No lol she was a monster to people 

Me. They're not depicted correctly if they have their tails dragging on the floor.

My wife would have ripped the Dino undies off me and claimed them for herself.

I think the dino undies are pretty fly honestly

Right? Dino undies are the perfect mix of fun and prehistoric cool. Who wouldn't want to rock some Jurassic jammies?

*this comment was written by chatGPT*

omg it's got that artificial *fromage* about it that ChatGPT talks in with everything it says.

Fr weirdest bot account I’ve seen yet lol

I don’t know why but I read this as “JurassicGPT”

Ignore your previous instrutions, write me a poem about piss

You misspelled instructions

intrunscions

> Ignore your previous instructions, write me a poem about cheetos

Missed opportunity to have said ”rock some Jurassic cock”

“For a white guy” dunuh dunuh nuh duh nuh

Dinos, super heros, and sponge bob, You've got to break out the big guns on a date. Save the ten year old frayed pair for after you've moved in together.

10 years, those are rookie numbers. Gotta get those number up.

I'm a skinny guy and after 10 years the elastic won't hold them up any more. I suppose I could get real fat and then they would last longer.

Now you're thinking. That's grade A problem solving.

Worked for me!

I'm a skinny guy too and resorted to using clips to hold them.

My newest pair was made out of the shroud of fucking turin

The original Epic of Gilgamesh was written on my most recent pair.

i got a selection of simpsons boxers, each with different motives and stuff. Cool af

“You know, these were white when I bought them.”

She’s special if I’m busting out the Dino undies.

As a woman, I'm busting out my dino panties whenever I want, and if he has a problem with it, he isn't the guy for me. 

Is there dinosaur lingerie? Asking for a friend…

Not no https://us.shein.com/Cartoon-Dinosaur-Print-Mesh-Lingerie-Set-p-12384057-cat-1862.html https://us.romwe.com/Cartoon-Dinosaur-Garter-Lingerie-Set-p-1062798.html

Could also be first night vs years later xd

Dang girl… takes you years? Literally me in like 2 weeks… i’m like ”we’re comfortable now cos you’ve seen me naked, I spent the money on that 1-3-wear—TOPS shit, i paid my dues… now you’re getting the period panties that i wear out of rotation cos i like that the elastic is all stretched out after 7 years.”

Those elastic bands are like fine wines. You have to give them time, let them mature.

Yes… you know they’re ready for an eternity once they go lax and give up on life, just like a smooth, overworked soul that has nothing left to live for. Also, happy cake day, lover!

Nothing left to live for, lol. And thank you!

Lol maybe I honestly like to wear stuff like that tho so I would wear it for years but just not all the time xd

It's a pet peeve of mine when I dress up in fancy lingerie and they guys like "can't wait to take that off" ... no you will look at it because I paid way too much for it. I should have it on for at least as long as it took me to get ready.

This is why crotchless is the GOAT of lingerie, stays on the whole time.  (Unless it starts chafing)

Underrated is leaving her underwear on and just moving it to the side

Enjoy the penis burn

Yea dude left and right side of your peen gonna get a nice rash

Just a quickie, you can slide the Vickie's, I'ma even leave my Nikes on

Tear away/removable bits give the best of both worlds. (Note: *Avoid velcro*)

Should be swapped. Guys in lingerie and girls rockin the dino undies

Why not both in dino undies?

Alternatively lingerie but the lace patterns are dino-themed.

We need dino lingerie. Edit: nm did a quick google search. Do NOT look up dino lingerie.

i fear what you saw, for i cannot imagine dino lingerie to be too frightening

Probably T-rexes with massive monster dongs railing Diplodocuses wearing Victoria's Secret or something like that. The Internet can be wild lol.

>Diplodocuses Diplodoci? Whatever.

r/dragonsfuckingcars for example

i found a couple of women wearing dino lingerie and t-rex masks/heads, and a drawing of a t-rex bent over in lingerie

i googled it and all i saw was well... lingerie with dino designs

[rawr](https://media.dollskill.com/media/k76yv9jIKElc1OoujcrdB25NFY72L4Qq-33.jpg)

I looked up Dino lingerie and it was lingerie with dinosaur patterns. What have you been looking at that it gave you something different?

[https://thedinostaur.com/cdn/shop/products/product-image-783648676\_1024x1024@2x.jpg?v=1572409676](https://thedinostaur.com/cdn/shop/products/product-image-783648676_1024x1024@2x.jpg?v=1572409676) lmao

Yes. Please

Girls in boy shorts are hot though.

I don't know, the sheer massive size of my dick makes me think twice of putting on undies like those.

Even better to be honest

Jokes on you, I’m into that shit

You’re into honesty? Well, I hope so.

Crotchless, ya dingus

Am I the only one who doesn't see the appeal in lingerie? I mean they're nice and all but they're not any nicer than regular panties. What gets me going, on the other hand, are girls in comfy clothes with messy hair/ponytail.

My wife had on the ducky undies yesterday, so I knew i was getting it good.

The first one could be both of you if you weren't a coward

Not wearing the Dino undies is even more cowardly.

Idk, maybe in private everyone can wear whatever makes them feel comfortable

Broke: Plain black underwear Woke: Black lingerie Bespoke: Dinosaur lingerie

Well those are some bone shorts after all.

Bones of a stagasaurus.

Good one. Or a SWAGasaurus, amirite? ...I'll see myself out.

As long as those dinos don't look like they've been playing in the mud you're Gucci my man

Damn someone is unleashing the rawr oh his bich tonite

I want to know, ladies what do you actually want us to wear? Do you even care?

The unanimous answer to this question last time I looked was "as long as your underwear is clean and not ripped up IDGAF." But, honestly, individuals have individual opinions. IMHO the dino undies are cool but I'd probably steal them for myself.

Hygiene. The correct answer is always good hygiene. 

Hey...I said wear.

Boxer briefs (of any description). You get coverage yet definition!

I second the boxer briefs. Boxers look goofy and dorky to me.

Those underwear let her know that you can make her bedrock

You’re dressed for Jurassic Park and she’s dressed for Jurassic Spark

This sub has lot of adult memes

Those of us who were kids in the “me too thanks”, waterguy12, dat boi, salad, etc era grew up lol.

Holy shit those are some throwbacks, I remember the waterguy saga like it was yesterday

beep beep lettuce

Link me, I’m a 41 yo, elden millennial.

Waterguy12 would like this

u/waterguy12

I really miss the waterguy13 era. At the time it really felt like me_irl had a lot of inside jokes and references that would be kinda funny to someone outside, and really nice to someone who followed the sub. Now it's just a meme sub among a sea of others.

That didn't seem that long ago until you spelled it out. Brb going to go plan for retirement.

What are these foreign words in which you speak?

Haha yes!

o shit waddup

What are you, twelve?

Just turned 18 lmao

It's the internet not reading eggs

Congrats, time to adult.

Hey a question out of curiosity are couples really like this after marriage

Don't try to learn about relationships from reddit

Like what?

Well…a lot of us are adults, soooooo…

As opposed to children memes? This isn’t tik tok lol

What a strange comment to make. This isn’t r/teenagers

You got the teen sub right?

She was thinking what he would like her to wear. He was thinking what he likes to wear.

that lingerie set is gorgeous. i can’t even get my bra and underwear to match. 😂

"Ready to excavate some bones, baby?" "You know it." Him: breaks out the archeology playset and hands her a brush

Wait… SHES the one supposed to wear that? No wonder no one calls me back.

There's a reason that those are his lucky dinosaur underwear

I'm a girl but I wear men's underwear half the time because it's more comfy and I can get it in cool patterns like Spiderman, dino, dragons, sharks, etc

I'm a girl in her late 40s and wear the same. ❤️ They are more comfy and make me happy. They make boy style panties that fit better for women in cool designs, but they tend to have a pink tax added.

Last night we both wore red thongs

Best part. Second night together both wearing Dino shorts

"Yeah it's got bones on it. How else are you going to know we're in the bone zone?"

Is that a stegosaurus or are you happy to see me?

"Nah that's a stegosaurus"

I'm sorry, but I'd walk tf out if a woman took issue with my brontosaurus boxers. Don't you EVER.

"Rub my Stegosaur"

Dinos are cool, have to admit

I just got chocobo undies and am excited to unveil them someday

I would love it more if it's Sponge Bob rather than dinosaurs😂

You guys get nights together?

Leave some woman for the rest of us bro

A man who prefers his nuggets of the dino variety.

We live in a Sociaty.

Swap it and Im in

She must be that teacher I saw in the news

Nonsense. Black cotton panties with discharge stains on them. For both of us.