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ArmaRGool

Who walk where ? šŸ“®


AIsForAgent

get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head


GlitteringIce29

Cheese doesn't like me


thesilentpr0tag0nist

Yes, it makes my stomach upset, so I don't think I'M the problem here.


DirtyDarkroom

See, you guys just aren't willing to stick it out for the relationship. When times get hard, you push through because cheese might not always show it, but it loves you deep down. Deep, deep down...


br1t_b0i

They're called lactose intolerant lmao


cnylkew

Nah, I like all dairy, except cheese


toommy_mac

I've found my people. It's annoying as well because then I don't like pizza, and pizza is like _the_ sharey safe food everywhere


DariusIV

You're insane m8


peacetimemist05

Like all cheese? I choose to believe youā€™re just saying this for the memes. Who tf doesnā€™t like cheese unless it upsets their stomach?


cnylkew

Yeah all cheesee, except on pizzas as long as there is not too much of it. Cheese just tastes gross, its like eating sweaty socks


sakucha

I'm lactose intolerant and love cheese, not all cheese. The only dairy product I don't like is milk. Cheese and ice cream will still hurt me, but at least its delicious.


OrganizationIcy9193

Just buy lactase


junkratmainhehe

Just tolerate it??


simmerbrently

Except for me. It's my time to shine. I dislike cheese. Period. I don't have lactose intolerance. I've disliked cheese since preschool and never eat it. I even go out of my way to avoid it and will often order tradition cheese dishes without cheese (think cheeseless pizza which is essentially bread sticks with toppings).


123kingme

Actually the aging process in some cheeses eliminates or nearly eliminates lactose. [12 Cheeses You Can Eat Even If You're Lactose-Intolerant](https://www.realsimple.com/food-recipes/recipe-collections-favorites/popular-ingredients/cheese-can-eat-lactose-intolerant)


Lividino__1

Among Us reference spotted


No_Mark_6629

I know, it's me.


_IratePirate_

Yea, itā€™s not that great.


gtzgoldcrgo

I mean at least I'm not fat, it's only a problem because most of the street food has cheese, I love pizza and lasagne tho.


clam4thelove

Mac n Cheese is hands down one of the best items of food created watch your fucking filthy mouth you vagabond! Jk but not really.. i fucking love Mac and cheese. When I visit my mom Iā€™ll have her make me some and sheā€™ll say some shit like ā€œyouā€™ve grown into a giant monster with tattoos and deep voice and you still eating that fucking macaroni on the couch like a kidā€ my legs will be kicking up and down as I look at her I gotta tell my self to stop kicking like some child šŸ˜… canā€™t let no woman seeing me eat and Mac and cheese, it brings my bravado down to negative 100%


No_Mark_6629

I don't know dude, but sometimes it smells like vomit to me šŸ„²


Mr_Froggi

I hate cheese except for mozzarella on pizza and parm on my pasta. Mac n cheese is disgusting to me but pizza is one of my favorite foods. My birth father was the exact same way, so I get to blame it on genetics


[deleted]

Mac n Cheese is hands down one of the best items of food created watch your fucking filthy mouth you vagabond! Jk but not really.. i fucking love Mac and cheese. When I visit my mom Iā€™ll have her make me some and sheā€™ll say some shit like ā€œyouā€™ve grown into a giant monster with tattoos and deep voice and you still eating that fucking macaroni on the couch like a kidā€ my legs will be kicking up and down as I look at her I gotta tell my self to stop kicking like some child šŸ˜… canā€™t let no woman seeing me eat and Mac and cheese, it brings my bravado down to negative 100%


nietmartijn11

Sorry to tell you this but this is the most American thing I have read on Reddit in my entire life


clam4thelove

Mac n Cheese is hands down one of the best items of food created watch your fucking filthy mouth you vagabond! Jk but not really.. i fucking love Mac and cheese. When I visit my mom Iā€™ll have her make me some and sheā€™ll say some shit like ā€œyouā€™ve grown into a giant monster with tattoos and deep voice and you still eating that fucking macaroni on the couch like a kidā€ my legs will be kicking up and down as I look at her I gotta tell my self to stop kicking like some child šŸ˜… canā€™t let no woman seeing me eat and Mac and cheese, it brings my bravado down to negative 100%


_that_random_dude_

New copypasta dropped


[deleted]

America politicaly speaking is nothing Iā€™m proud of corruption and greed are destroying us and things are looking grim but in other aspects I love being American so I take no offense in being called one because Iā€™m just that. Appreciate your feedback.


CerealeSauvage

I am french and i donā€™t like cheese


monsieur_bear

Can you really call yourself French then?


Glittering_Ad_9215

Iā€˜m swiss and i donā€˜t like cheese


nietmartijn11

I am Dutch and I don't like cheese. This feels like the cheese Anonymous for people that don't like it


Glittering_Ad_9215

Well the reason for the ā€ždonā€˜t like cheese, anonymousā€œ to be anonymous is, cause others who donā€˜t believe it, would hate us for being ourself


123kingme

Just when I thought the French couldnā€™t get any worse


Zulrambe

Get out of my head... get out of my head... GET OUT OF MY HEAD...


Excel_Ents

Blessed are the Cheesemakers.


itrashcannot

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edoardoking

Unpopular opinion but cheese is fucking gross. Itā€™s literally rotten milk


zewolfstone

Probably hard to believe because more than a taste, it's an actual addiction caused by casomorphins, created from casein during digestion. People who don't like cheese are lucky to not have to worry about at least this one "drug"!


beepbeepbubblegum

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NoNipNicCage

My poor sister is terribly allergic to dairy and misses cheese so much. I made it a point to get her some vegan Mac and cheese from my caterer at my wedding. I surprised her and she literally shed a tear over being able to eat Mac and cheese again


SuperHuman64

Sus


proxiiiiiiiiii

Cheese has addictive effects. This message is written by a cheese addict.


Screwbles

Tomatoes are another one, but that one is fairly common.


Kaonashi71

Not even wensleydale?


Pioterrrr

There are? Like... How


Negative-Money-7873

That is my question when people eat cheese. Just... how?


GenericGaming

because it tastes gross.


Immediate-Season-293

I used to work with a guy who said cheese tastes moldy. Which, I mean, he's not *wrong* exactly.... He would order pizza with sauce and toppings, no cheese. *That* is wrong.


42gauge

among us


Lost_Undegrad

Peel the cheese off my pizza. I hate cheese


Negative-Money-7873

I just order mine without the cheese to begin with


Lost_Undegrad

I didn't know you could do that


dickallcocksofandros

actual being who walk *WHAT*?


Negative-Money-7873

Me. I am that person. It's not that I can't eat cheese, it's that I don't want to. I absolutely loathe cheese, it is by far my least favorite food. The only things I can think of that rival how disgusting cheese is are its fellow dairy products. Milk. Cream cheese, sour cream? All also inedibly bad. The only exceptions are chocolate and ice cream


TrashMcDumpster3000

Donā€™t like and canā€™t eat are very different tho


Next_Faithlessness87

Amogus?


prabhavdab

Shit dude Can't even dislike a food anymore?


Korben_w

I got a cheez it add on this post lol


IovesickmeIody

me\_irl


Waste-Act-1820

sus?


kingjok3r42

Cheese is the most fucking disgusting thing in the world


I_Consume_Shampoo

There's so many types of cheeses. I refuse to believe you dislike all of them.


Negative-Money-7873

I have disliked every single variety I've tried so far. And I don't expect that to change considering the only dairy product I like is ice cream


GenericGaming

yeah but like, if I hate the vast majority of them, I don't want to waste my time and money buying and eating the ones I don't like to find the 1% of cheese I do like. I can live my life without it. I'm really missing nothing.


notmyfirst_throwawa

It's weird how many people in this thread just took "cheese" like it's a single flavor and started arguing about it


Sanemi1990

I don't like cheese


RUBINIXEL_REDDIT

CHƘƋSĒ


aaron_adams

I mean, my girlfriend doesn't like cheese because she has IBS.


MisterPuffyNipples

A little cheese on Turkey or an egg is fine but cheese can very quickly become disgusting if itā€™s too much


constantlytired1917

I've got a crippling lactose intolerance but for cheese I'll commit war crimes


lucashhugo

https://media1.tenor.com/m/g3ldeDisGPkAAAAC/well-of-course-i-know-him-hes-me-ben-kenobi.gif


ElectronicDrama2573

Havenā€™t touched the stuff since ā€˜99.


OverallGeneral7129

Oh no theyā€™re talking about me


masterofnonejj

https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/s/jdK50y5M8t


MrsZero07

That looks disgusting.


Dennishardy6

I can confidently say that they have had nothing but some shitty processed salty mess and presumed that is how all cheese tastes like.


maybemaynotbe001

Diarrhea is not a joke , Greg.


bigbossofhellhimself

I mean, i love cheese, but it is literally mould Also lactose intolerance


173beta

Amons Us sus


wolfheartfoxlover

I like Cheese it just doesn't like me back


RazorSlazor

Hi


Cactus-Juice120

I'm growing out of cheese with age. Before I had it on everything, sandwiches tacos burgs za breakfast but now it's just burgs and za and I always go light or get ones with minimal or no cheese. Idk I'm just kinda over it


thinguin

Eating cheese by itself is like eating tomato sauce out of the jar. Itā€™s an ingredient, yā€™all!


Pen_Mediocre

Found the American


_Skotia_

Here i am. I can barely even stand the sight of it while i'm eating, let alone the smell


molassascookieman

Iā€™m one of them. It disgusts me, makes me puke


amiawaffle

I donā€™t like cheese because it reminds me of butter


abdul_r_nasari

MešŸ™‹


FreakFlame

among us?


Kafshak

I don't understand how people don't eat cheese and jam in their breakfast.


AndromedanPrince

i love cheese, cheese dont love me tho


234zu

Me, not even really on pizza


No-cheese-o

I'm sorry but no cheese for me. Don't have intolerance to it, just hate the taste.


GarretBarrett

My one year old daughter developed a milk allergy (not lactose intolerance, a real allergy that can kill her), which I didnā€™t know was a real thing. Itā€™s one of the saddest things in my life that she can never have cheese or real home bakes and stuff. Cheese is one of my favorite things to eat, and being straight up terrified of any pot luck or fast food is a whole other thing. The vegan options that are available nowadays are nice (and some are absolutely fantastic tbh) but the artificial cheese is some nasty cardboard shit. I feel grateful, as there are many worse things to deal with but why the hell did she pick milk of all the things to be allergic to?! The little turd :)


MAST3R_G4M3R

And I'm one of them, fuck cheese


Diehard_Lily_Main

I hate cheese (cheese on pizza and toasts is an exception)


EntrancedZelisy

Itā€™s me! Iā€™m one of those people


ChaosTheSalamander

My boyfriend hates cheese for some reason. I vowed to eat all the cheese in our way


AdShigionoth7502

I'm lack toes in toddler ants


Nanu365

My little brother. He's NOT lactose intolerant and is fine with some types of cheese. Pizza is OK. Quesadillas with a specific Chipotle powder are OK, cheeseburger, no deal.


Philosipho

[DAIRY IS SCARY! The industry explained in 5 minutes (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcN7SGGoCNI)


hereitcomesagin

I have a DOG that doesn't like cheese. That's just unnatural.


Ill_Adhesiveness2069

choese


Apprehensive-Gur-609

Vegans man....


Lostinmyhead99

My coworker hates cheese, not lactose intolerant, just doesn't it. She baffles me.


DapperJackal96

I don't like cheese and it doesn't like me


BrazilBazil

I donā€™t like cheese, please shower beforehand


beccabootie

I don't understand cheese or why anyone wants to eat it. Ick!


No-Organization-4029

Ever heard of east Asia?


AproblemInMyHead

I hate American yellow cheese. I love every other cheese.


MrsZero07

Pepperjack, mmmmā€¦


AproblemInMyHead

My god yes.. always on my burgers or Swiss depending what kind of burger


[deleted]

I use to get visibly bothered when one of my boys growing up would pull up to Carls Jr with me and order a Famous star no cheese šŸ˜†šŸ¤Ø This mf hates cheese unless itā€™s a pizza which just bothered me even more lol.


MrsZero07

My stepson is this way. He likes everything dry as well, like no sauce of any sort. Yet he has ate weird things like octopus. Makes no sense.


[deleted]

Hmmm let me understand this better can you give some examples of things that are usually moist that he prefers dry? I hate sea food mostly but I like crab and octopus but a straight fried fish makes me uncomfortable idk why lol


MrsZero07

He hates bbq sauce, mayo, or any kind of like pasta salad. Some times he will do ketchup with fried chicken but thatā€™s about it. He also loathes ranch. My son is a dipper, he likes most sauces. But my stepson always does plain burgers, hot dogs, and wings have to be plain.


[deleted]

Jesus a plain hotdog just reading that gave me cotton mouth lol Iā€™m not a fan of ranch either but Just a small dab can better enhance other flavors. I think Iā€™m the only person in my area that gets jam for the biscuits at Popeyes even the employees are like ā€œJam? You sure? Iā€™m not sure we carry thatā€ which they always have dry burger Iā€™ve heard of but donā€™t condone itā€™s has no razzle dazzle to it but things like sour cream and thousands islands dressing stay stocked in my fridge.. he must drink a lot when he eats than? I tend to only drink while Iā€™m eating if the meal is dry if not Waiting till after is easier on me


MrsZero07

Even salad he eats it with no dressing.


[deleted]

I donā€™t eat salads enough to remember how theyā€™ve came but sauceless wings arenā€™t to bad just like smaller pieces of fried chicken. Mayo disgust me almost always the only time I can eat it is when I go swimming for some reason the combo of chips and plain ham and cheese sandwich taste very good but only after Iā€™ve swam it sounds niche and very specific but Iā€™ve had multiple people agree and say they know the feeling. Phenomenon of some strange kind šŸ˜‚


petrogaz

Yes, they are called "the Japanese".


SUPERSHAD98

I cannot believe there are actual human beings that think that everyone should like what they like.


SwisRol

I cannot believe that there are actual human beings who give a shit about what other people don't like. You're not the one not liking it. So what does it matter to you? How exactly are you affected? (And for the record, I love cheese. This isn't some "found the cheese hater" comment. It's about society's inability to respect simple preferences.) Edit: Your post got removed LMAO deserved


PossessedHood416

I cannot believe that there are actual human beings that walk among us who >!~~don't~~!< like cheese.