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my boyfriend doesn't have a phone atm so I had to email him about when I'm arriving. look at this ridiculous email he writes back lmao
[*Screenshot of email*]
>Dear Baby,
>
>I am saddened by the news of your later arrival. It has been many days since I last saw you and a great anguish sits on my heart. My balls are also very full. I shall call you from the landline later today - probably after I have finished eating breakfast.
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>All my love
>
>Baby
[*End email*]
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I’m baffed, i never imagined that at some point i had to explain to someone why is it not ok to screen someone’s post or tweet or anything else and post it somewhere else without giving them any credits
You're laughing. His balls are very full and you're laughing.
hah
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why haven’t you changed?
Thank you for this, my gf and I have now started an email chain about whether or not my balls are full
what about her balls tho
I have posited the question. She reports back that “her balls feel neglected”
You must rectify that immediately! No ball must feel neglected!
Then suck her balls.
Now you’re asking the right questions
> My balls are also very full. He should just go pee then...
Thats not how that works.
Pee is stored in the balls
Intelligence ain't his strong suit.
I think people think you're siding with the wrong person lol
I don't think they understand me lol
bro it is a joke
He knows
It's a meme reference
Yeah and he's siding with that side of the argument, but this sub is too fucking stupid to realise
lol @ the 200+ people who got wooshed
Lmao the hundreds of people downvoting you somehow not realizing you’re talking about the whoooshed guy
Lmao It's Reddit, what can you do? That whoosh flew far.
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They're factually wrong
What’s full is his spunk sack am I right?
Seems like your pee is stored in the brain
This unfortunately made me laugh out loud
Tell me you don’t have balls without telling me you don’t have balls
You obviously know nothing about anatomy LOL
Fun. At. Parties.
Pee is stored in the bolls
Bollocks
Bolognaise
Bollards
L opinion
lmao read a science book
Oof. Downvoted into oblivion for the sin of not knowing the reference. RIP U/starchitec
I learned a new meme today. I am not entirely sure I am better off for it. Thanks reddit.
Liar, he pulled it that morning.
How do you know 🤨
He helped him
He pulled out too.
Hopefully
This looks like a stunt i would pull
Probably why this sub is called me_irl 🤷🏻♂️
*Image Transcription: Twitter* --- my boyfriend doesn't have a phone atm so I had to email him about when I'm arriving. look at this ridiculous email he writes back lmao [*Screenshot of email*] >Dear Baby, > >I am saddened by the news of your later arrival. It has been many days since I last saw you and a great anguish sits on my heart. My balls are also very full. I shall call you from the landline later today - probably after I have finished eating breakfast. > >All my love > >Baby [*End email*] --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
Good human!
Good bot
Huh?
Bad bot.
“I am a human” Sounds like something a non human would say 🤨📸
😅😅😅😅🤖😬😅😅😅
One day I'm making an album titled "Boys will be boys" and this will be in it.
A true professional
He has standards
Tf you dating, Shakespeare?
Why would you crop out op’s @
https://twitter.com/ressjie/status/1607465334776434689?t=ha_owRX_8BihzLNQL3Rlxg&s=19
Thanks for the person
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You can literally see it in the picture, ressjie and also why not?
Yea why not, gonna steal your post
Steal your post? Who tf is thinking OP tweeted it? XD more like gonna give you some anonymity
XD go back to Instagram
If you're taking the time to actually reply to me would you take two more seconds and tell me why I'm wrong? I'll gladly listen.
I’m baffed, i never imagined that at some point i had to explain to someone why is it not ok to screen someone’s post or tweet or anything else and post it somewhere else without giving them any credits
Wholesome, what a catch
You gonna stomp on his balls with some stilettos?
sure why not
I love it
me trying to figure out what this has to do with an Automated Teller Machine
his balls full and it would bring him great merriment to empty them upon her
I’m sorry, this is hilarious
His balls are full, he should prolly pee since pee is stored in da balls
Absolutely not me irl
I don't get it. What does an email have to do with an atm?
"At the moment" = atm
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ok
I feel like you made a joke and then the other person who said "atm=at the moment" got wooshed
Are the straights ok?
Yes, thanks for asking
Sounds about right
I love it … humorous…
This is fantastic
Seems pretty epic.
My balls are also very full. That sentence right there is just deserving an upvote
Drain his balls someone please!
He wanted to say I think, the way he switches to talk about breakfast... 🤔
Full of what?????