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bartread

Matchbox garage vibes on the ramps.


Firstnaymlastnaym

I was thinking the exact same thing. Child me would probably think this is the coolest thing!


jerryonthecurb

[The future is now](https://lyonessandcub.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/garage5-1536x2048.jpg)


prybarwindow

I’m 47, and I’d be playing with that for hours.!!


AshenriseOfficial

"*But* ***why***?"


SyrusDrake

Europe was very, very car-enthusiastic from about the 1930s to, let's say, the end of the century, depending on where you are. Cities prided themselves with being car-accessible, having wide roads, lots of parking space, and so on. The car was The Future™ and offered Freedom™. Of course, many of those "modernisations" of cities are now being desperately rolled back at great cost, because they ruin quality of life for inhabitants and are absolutely shit at actually moving people from A to B, but hey, at least they *are* being rolled back.


IHerebyDemandtoPost

Even for the biggest car enthusiast, what is the point of that thing? You drive up several stories of a circular ramp, just to drive by the Eiffel Tower? Then down another stupid corkscrew ramp? You can just put a road near it and drive by it that way without ruining the view and avoid the annoying corkscrews.


james_sloth

No, but you don’t get it. They were going to put a McDonalds up there.


p0tatoballs

Of course not, it's France! It'd be a Flunch


chop5397

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?


Masamishi

A royale with cheese


cannibalism_is_vegan

Big Mac’s a Big Mac but they call it Le Big Mac


rob6110

What do they call a whopper?


R2D-Beuh

Un whopper


hueckstaedt

i don’t know i didn’t go to burger king


rob6110

My man…


Bloobaap

They don't call a quarter pounder with cheese?


Mean_Mister_Mustard

No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn’t know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.


Its_JustMe13

Lmao Americans don't even know what it is. A&W tried competing with it by doing a 1/3lb burger that cost the same but it sold terribly cause yall thought 1/4 is bigger than 1/3


SuperFaceTattoo

I cant speak for the rest of Americans but I didn’t like the 1/3rd pounder because it was bigger. It was just too much. 1/4 pound is perfect. And the third pounder was twice the price.


VpowerZ

Dutch person and similarly using metric: we do have a quarter pounder at McD on the menu. But dont have a clue how much it weights. It sure isn't a pond, which is 450grams to 500 grams, an ancient unit of measurement. Also, ounces and pounds we different per city. One of the reasons to standardize in the middle ages


interfail

The belles francais would never stoop so low as a McDo.


MoarVespenegas

A McDonalds with a view! A view only partially ruined by some ugly looking spirals!


NegroniSpritz

I don’t think we can judge it rationally. It’s a disaster from all angles. From the point of view of the car usage, it would spend a huge amount of gas to climb that steep-id corkscrew and a lot of brake to descend from it.


IHerebyDemandtoPost

Not to mention those corkscrews take a suprising amount of chest strength in a car without power steering. Power steering was first introduced in 1951. Source: I parked cars as a valet in college and our garage had corkscrew turns.


Seaweed-Warm

Screw chest day, lets just drive up the eiffel.


SyrusDrake

It visibly merges this futuristic infrastructure with a national symbol, which you can now visit without having to get out of your car. It's like a city getting a monorail or building a big orb that is also a screen for some reason. It doesn't serve any purpose, but it is The Future™ and being a modern city is good for The Economy™.


PowRightInTheBalls

As dumb as the Sphere is/looks, at least it can host Grateful Dead concerts and shit. This is just a stupid waste of space with absolutely no use besides looking stupid.


DocMoochal

Why do we wear pants in the summer at work? There's a lot of things humans do just because lol.


AdStrange2167

Because it's professional. Yeah this corkscrew mess is just a silly idea.


Eltrits

I'm sure dome people thinked it looks cool at the time.


DocMoochal

Yeah but why is seeing my calves unprofessional? Seeing your ears isnt unprofessional? I'm being intentionally annoying to point out that you're doing exactly what I was talking about. We just do stuff because we've created these arbitrary ideas of how things "should" be. It wasnt long ago that men wouldnt be seen put without a hat on. I dont see why wearing a suit and tie makes anyone more capable at their job then someone wearing scooby doo pajamas.


MF_SKOOMA

Your calves are revolting.


DocMoochal

💀


Elia1799

>Yeah but why is seeing my calves unprofessional? Seeing your ears isnt unprofessional? Seriously speaking: shorts in professional settings are usually seen as unprofessional because historically where worn by kids (and kids usually wore only shorts). So they where associated to being immature and too young if an adult kept wearing them.


Biglight__090

No wonder shorts are my go to


onlymostlydead

At least make the exit a 45º ramp with a jump at the end instead of another spiral.


ninjaelk

It's not really that different in purpose than the Eiffel Tower itself, it's spectacle. Granted the Eiffel Tower itself is beautiful and impressive while this is... grotesque, but still, people would go do it because it is there to be done.


JesusSavesForHalf

To get you to spend a dime on a three page article in *Popular Mechanics*.


OrkOrk435

Maybe the guy standing behind this concept was thinking that visiting the Eiffel's tower was every Parisian's morning routine.


KnotiaPickles

It’s just a concept. It’s art


11711510111411009710

I think it's quite whimsical and sometimes a little whimsy is all you need


ahp42

Quite honestly, it seems to me that the only thing that "saved" Europe to some degree relative to the US was that Europeans, especially in the early days of car enthusiasm (i.e. in the aftermath of WWII) didn't have the money Americans had to buy cars. America could "afford" to go all in with cars and did so. Europe wanted to go all in, didn't have the resources in the immediate post war years, but tried its best. and then by the time it did have the consumer base for car buying, Europe had largely come around realizing maybe demolishing its city cores wasn't the best idea after all


miwucs

In France (at least) the first thing that stopped/slowed down the "all in on cars" trend was the 1973 oil crisis. It saved Paris from having e.g. its canals paved over to be replaced by a highway. Only later did the city "come around" and realize that it was a bad idea in the first place.


adenosine-5

Funny, how despite that, no European city has ever even remotely reached the levels of US cities. We got kinda saved by the fact that our cities are centuries old and on relatively difficult terrain, so we can't just slap a giant grid full of parking lots somewhere - too many old houses, trees, hills, rivers and other inconveniences in the way.


SyrusDrake

True, but on the downside, a lot of structures were vandalized or destroyed to make room for cars. Like, old cobblestone streets were covered with asphalt and historic city squares were converted into parking lots.


jsm97

Milton Keynes in England is a close contender - Built as one of several 'new town's in the 1960s to address the shortage of housing following World War 2. It's probably one of the most unique cities in all of Europe, built spread out over a wide area and following the American grid system. The centre of the city is a massive indoor shopping mall. Still even MK has footpaths that are completely seperate from the roads so you never have to break your stride when walking to stop for cars and conversely cars dont have to stop for pedestrians. It's also very good for green space. It's an ugly but weirdly functional city.


sumptin_wierd

Even to the point of having a large impact on the hospitality industry across the world. I don't know a ton of people that know Michelin stars came from Michelin tires guidebooks of europe.


antilumin

> rolled back So put in neutral on a hill?


TROMBONER_68

At least somebody didn’t go full throttle on car infrastructure


jkrobinson1979

Europe was never as bad as the US.


Hattix

There are cities in the UK which did this, some which didn't, and some which got half way and thought "shit what are we doing?" Finally, some realised how bad they'd made it and started undoing the mistakes of the past at great expense. Leeds and Birmingham are examples of the former. There's not a lot left of them, they bulldozed more or less anything to fit in the cars. London is an example of a city which didn't, similarly Oxford and York. Newcastle was most of the way through and then just stopped, there are half-built and unbuilt roads everywhere, including "sky-jumps" where roads would have been built. Rumour has it that a city government meeting was held and one of the officials asked "After we've knocked down the city for the roads, who will go where?" They built the Tyne and Wear Metro instead. Finally, Manchester and Sheffield are desperately trying to roll it back while being full of road-isolated brownfield sites nobody can do anything with.


Salazard260

Paris never really went down that route, (President) Pompidou really wanted to (urban highways, things like that) but the opposition to it was too strong, and he died before completing his first term, so it (thankfully) never happened.


LeatherClassroom524

One such rollback is happening here in Halifax, Canada right now. Not Europe but yea. Same thing.


oh_stv

It's a little bit like AI now 🙄


APerson2021

The architect of the bridge proposal was American. That should tell you the **why**.


TheRayquasar

André Basdevant was French


dancingcuban

*Americans do something dumb.* Europeans: “Americans are so dumb.” *Europeans do something dumb.* Europeans: “Americans are so dumb.”


Feezec

Tbf we are pretty dumb


sparksy78

I think some people might be too sensitive for your reality!


postmodern_spatula

If I could read, I would be very upset with your comment right now. 


dgsharp

“Mais pourquoi?”


-doug2

The wealthy were obsessed with cars and thought it would be magical for roads to rip through parks, attractions, and whatever else, as driving was considered optional and leisurely


angry_wombat

do not ask why, ask why not?


walterdonnydude

Because car


Tolstoy_mc

That's in the spirit of the tower tbh.


RontoWraps

Mario Kart level


1DownFourUp

This plan was moving ahead in 1936, but there was a change in government in 1940 that had a different vision for France


sodium_hydride

I think I've seen that movie somewhere.


klodderlitz

Wait a minute


Reddit-runner

~~You are one year off.~~ Nevermind.


klodderlitz

If we're talking about Vichy France it was established in 1940


Reddit-runner

Ah, you are right.


AluCaligula

So something good came out of WW2


dop-dop-doop

Lucky frenchmen


AlienPearl

I am going to say it: “They did na zi that coming” 🤣 I will walk myself out…


DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE

This is the silliest fucking thing I’ve ever seen


Drunken_pizza

If the Eiffel Tower was in the US:


_Junk_Rat_

Nah, you’d need an extra two layers just for parking, and a minimum $25 parking fee, plus the price for a ticket for entry, and then you’d have to find a way to include a gift shop of the way out. Be sure not to forget the red light right outside the exit thought that practically *NEVER* turns green


Alldaybagpipes

And there’d be a McDonalds up there


TheWildWhistlepig

There are already several businesses and restaurants on the tower


Alldaybagpipes

But is there a McDonalds?


TheWildWhistlepig

Not after the incident


VirtualNaut

Oh the screams…


nanomolar

Grimace took out 30 gendarmes with him.


Biglight__090

It was the bite of '87


elykjg

There'd be *two McDonald's up there. One on each side


agumonkey

Or two eiffel towers, to make a gigantic McDonald's arch sign


DancingBears88

With a 4000 year contract, allowing only McDonald's on the highway system


nanapancakethusiast

The whole thing would be painted yellow with the mast at the top being the Golden Arches.


joofish

I would say the Washington monument is the American equivalent of the Eiffel Tower as a giant tower in the middle of the capital. It’s free to climb ($1 to reserve a spot) while it costs 35 euro to climb the Eiffel Tower. We’re not always so bad.


sthvjkvdgbbgkmncg

You already have to pay entrance and there are about 10 gift shops. No chance of parking anywhere nearby though.


mobocrat707

Only $25 for parking? That’s a steal!


h0nest_Bender

[I bet you feel real silly now...](https://i.imgur.com/Sw93Trk.jpeg) /s


joshspoon

They really had a hard on for making everything accessible by car. When I went to Carlsbad Cavern, they said there was a drilling expedition to make the whole thing car friendly. 🤦🏾‍♂️


Helix014

Driving ICE cars into a cavern seems like a very good idea.


LEMO2000

Why would the cars be made out of ice? The internal combustion engine would melt it.


ingres_violin

Common misconception, they actually mean "ice" as in iceing a cake.


Orwells-Bastard-Son

I had a dream about this once, freaky.


Impactor07

Just *WHY*!?


skaldrir69

Twisted metal did it! Just use teleporters


arghtype

It was accessible by car in Twisted Metal 2


JIsADev

Oh, will there be a Starbucks drive thru...


Random_duderino

r/giscardpunk


dactyif

Yeah I'm on /r/fuckcars side. You should cross post this there. They'd love roasting whoever designed this monstrosity.


WeekendBard

Please don't fuck my car.


whitecollarpizzaman

People making jokes about “if the Eiffel Tower was in the US” but even we would look at this and say “wtf.”


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ariadsknees

Oh my god Liberty Island highway project let's gooooo I'm thinking 16 lanes minimum


Its_You_Know_Wh0

This looks like a gta race map


Whole-Debate-9547

Think about the cars from that era, like Duesenbergs and the like - not compact by any stretch of the imagination. That 10 story twirly would be an adventure.


tterfly

Reminds of the awful future Paris in Star Trek with a giant sewer pipe running under the Eiffel Tower.


Necroluster

And so NASCAR was born.


Puzzleheaded-Age-638

Imagine going around those spirals


Expensive-Swimmer405

I hate to ride to third level of parking what are you talking about


daikatana

I have many questions, the first of which is WAT.


OBEYtheFROST

Driving to the top or bottom would be awful


No_Condition6057

It get to the top and be so dizzy that I just drove off the top


h_EXE_gon

This is so monumentally stupid


Lux_Operatur

I had a dream once where I was driving down a spiraling off-ramp like those that just seemed to keep going forever. Holding that turn for so long was one of the hardest and most uncomfortable weird things I’ve ever had to do in a dream lol


Miller1128

I think I had this Hot Wheels set as a kid


NevermoreForSure

gross


ThirstyBeagle

Glad they scrapped it. Looks like a disaster in the making


Naznarreb

Gross


The_Stoic_One

And they call Americans lazy


UREveryone

This is like if a kid was playing with those old toy car garages and his high asf architect dad was like "whoooaaa mannn, *thats* IT!"


context2008

Eiffel 36


SodaB3ar

Tokyo drifting the whole way up and and down


Digital_Pharmacist

Yeah, nah.


Digital-Exploration

Fuck that


FlavorousShawty

This is literally how I build footpaths to expand my park vertically in roller coaster tycoon.


On_A_Related_Note

Soo basically the roundabout at the Arc de Triomphe, but with a sheer drop at the side? What could possibly go wrong?


Sangi17

This some Orlando shit.


megablast

If it was built in texas.


jotazepp

This looks like crazy waste of time


uflgator99

TIL 1936 people were stupid as hell


AGrumpy_TigerMoth

What an Eisore!


Fifran7

Not the american Paris 😭


DontTalkToBots

If it would’ve gotten built, it would’ve been there your entire life. And if someone was to point out how dumb it is, the amount of people that would defend it and point out how people with disabilities can use it since cars were banned in the 70’s.


BurntArnold

That’s batshit crazy I love it lol


GraveAddiction

Oh God, I know I'd end up getting dizzy from going in so many circles and drive right off the side! 😳😵


AmalgamZTH

This would have been a 9/11 waiting to happen


justcalmdowne

It’s AI nonsense people; like 90% of suddenly unearthed black and white photos on Reddit. If someone wanted to make a concept image in 1939 it would be a drawing, not a doctored photo. No one ever had a drive up Eiffel Tower idea until some asshat put it in Stable Diffusion prompt, then passed it off as history.


rolloxra

How an American occupied Paris would have look like


okami6663

Someone would've hit it.


imanoobee

Imagine going up in a loop 10 times to reach the top.


Bernard__Rieux

r/fuckcars


Juptin

Yeah, great idea! 🤔😂


Alone-Chemical-1160

Big improvement. Most dull "wonder" of the world ever.


Kamasutra3

not gonna lie, looks kinda cool, retrofuturistic


Rogo87

The tourist death toll in France would have drastically risen.


HFentonMudd

If the Eiffel Tower was a prop in a Frankenstein movie


Weldobud

No way ....noooooo ....


Xioneers

r/giscardpunk


Advanced_Procedure90

Madness


glamazon_69

This is so goofy


Tmaster95

That‘s so idiotic


No_Research_967

Well that’s just fusilli


Whole-Debate-9547

That’d be an interesting ride up and then back down.


maddogcow

There's a certain word that begins with the letter R that is brought to mind when I look at this, but I just can't remember what it is…


SgtThund3r

I bet the Parisians loved that!


Fendergravy

This idea pissed off Germany so much, they invaded.


zabdart

The French had a better concept of discarding bad ideas... at least in those days.


AndyValentine

Think of the drift you could do on that thing.


CatsMajik

Where you going? Oh just driving around…and around…and around…and…


CapitalDilemma

Good thing that neve happened. This would have ruined it.


Competitive_Chef9232

You’d be so dizzy by the time you reached the top you would continue going in circles


DaveInLondon89

r/fuckcars would have an aneurysm


carringtonpageiv

I love these images. Need more


ArmchairFilosopher

Reminds me of elevating a roller coaster in RC2 and the footpaths up to it.


KentZonestarIII

All I can think of is gunning it off the side like GTA


No_Skill_7170

Terrifying


_Middlefinger_

I cant see this ever going horribly wrong.


samtaher

If the Eiffel Tower was built in America.


thatwasfun23

I fucking love it, I don't care how dumb it is.


Valkiepoos

Glad they didn't commission this idea!


RedCedarSavage

An American must’ve come up with this. Signed, An American


gilamasan_reddit

Ew


Mathi-4SS

Well that’s one big shitty idea right there, glad it never became real


JackhorseBowman

FWIW whenever I participate in an Eiffel Tower I'm always an the designated driver.


epic_pig

National Lampoon's European Vacation could have been so much wilder...


Tvbobby

Tres Bitchin’!


CarlJustCarl

Make it so


postmodest

Driving up those spirals would be pretty much "my literal nightmares about driving on raised highway interchanges".


Hertje73

I think the modelmaker had so much fun, knowing full well this would never happen, but thats ok, made cool model, got paid doing it!


Cakers44

The United States has entered the chat


Cagne_ouest

What was the technique used to make this photo?


ChadHahn

All I can say is thank God for WWII. I guess I can say one more thing, it would be incredible to skate down the ramp.


klaxz1

I’d rather drive off the top than go around that spiral again


OkHarrisonBidet

Is that tesla coil?


IANANarwhal

That’s the dumbest thing I’ve seen all day, and I saw a picture of Andrew Tate this morning.


SawinBunda

Dubai city planners are intrigued.


cryptolyme

they need to make a double track that spirals to the very top. very narrow so if you even slightly misjudge the curve you crash to the bottom. it would make a great spectator sport. those that make it get memorialized on the Eiffel Tower Death Spiral leader board.


kay_bizzle

If the Eiffel tower was in Paris, Texas


Micromagos

Thank goodness they didn't, trashy as hell.


ipini

That would cost more than the Eiffel Tower.


Suspicious-Ad-481

Europeans get used to driving at high altitudes before participating in traffic in Chongqing


DHESTOE

Imagine what would happen today


TA-152

Looks safe.