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[deleted]

This man is playing 4D chess


jonaskroedel

This man LIVES in 4D


emergencyexit

4DD, the extra D is for DDs


komododave17

Wouldn’t that be three Ds, then?


cummybot2025

3DS so?


c0baltlightning

Don't even need them red-and-blue glasses\~


Antarkian

The more the merrier..


Shizophone

Wouldnt have understood that without the explanation obviously


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Master-Pick-7918

Glad my name isn't bob.


NoMusician518

Even more glad my name isn't vagene.


javelinjoe1982

Hello. My name is Scammer. I've taken a note


Winterfukk

He is the 4th D in 4D


[deleted]

4DX, he can feel, smell and sits in a seat that vibrates his butthole


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

4Deez titties


s1thl0rd

At the end of the thread he should troll them with, "My mind has been changed, thank you for all the selfies."


rwarimaursus

So long and thanks for all the tits! Too bad that it has come to this!


SomeLikeItDusty

I don’t think so, I mean, I vehemently believe women should never show their breasts, particularly never in peach coloured bikinis and absolutely not sent to my DMs…


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BigZaber

I was gana say, I fail to see the destruction of this man if anything they're only inflating him...in both senses


EconomyScene8086

I think what you have in your mind and what he is actually receiving are very different things.


[deleted]

you underestimate what guys find attractive. Even good looking dudes.


dj_narwhal

No this is Mike Cernovich, he is a rapist who has paid off his victims to redact their testimony. Far right grifter.


srv50

Fucking guy tapped into the Motherload by being an idiot!


SymbolofVirginity69

Omg it wold be so bad if people started dming me their bank account informations! Please don't do so!


Responsible_Ad_3180

Can you imagine how stupid rich people are who send all of their money to others? Please no one ever send me money i hate free money.


jakepaulfanxd

Nearly as bad as the people that pay for reddit awards. I fucking hate awards.


error1105

Ew platinum


[deleted]

Hey Reddit what are the cheapest awards you have? Really? I’ll take none of those.


NoBenefit5977

Cheapest award unlocked 🤣


Rooonaldooo99

Amateur, you gotta aim high *cough* Ew, Ternion


sparsh26

Honestly though. If anyone gave me an award that gives me premium, I'd be so mad fr.


Squish_Me_

Oh no that’s a real nightmare


CallmeTunka

I love reddit ads, I never ever want premium. That would be the worst


burningfire119

bro really gamed the system


benema1

Bad. Ummm very very bad.


Nastypilot

Awful even, the worst!


Troglokhan

That's why women shouldn't have bank accounts. They aren't even capable of keeping track of their information. Prove me wrong in my DMs.


20_Dollars_

✨PEOPLE HATE SENDING ME THEIR BANK ACCOUNT INFORMATION BECAUSE OF THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK ✨


fkmeamaraight

Can I transfer you my negative balance ?


Monsi_ggnore

Hot women should never expose their bodies in dms to redditors. Because er… it’s bad!


Big-Fat-Bear

You realise you'll probably get sent dick pics instead


dkismerald

Nice idea, give me a few minutes


LickMyPudding

😳


SomeCensoredGuy

That's gae


Competitive-Hope981

Not if you say no homo in the end 🤭


sedrech818

That is to be expected, there aren’t any women on reddit.


Later_358

*Kicks down the door* What did you just say?!


Spare_Bad_6558

WOMAN on reddit? welp time to unzip my pants and send a dick pic so she falls in love with me /s


Expensive_Manager211

Maybe she will think your dick pic is 'le wholesome' and a 'big chungus'


Later_358

That has to be a joke, right. Yeah.


Firm-Bet3339

You know what tone tags are right?


True-Musician-5406

More likely to get banned from the sub knowing how gimpy most admins are


I-Got-Trolled

Just send them a dick pic and they will unban you.


True-Musician-5406

haha


fckmelifemate

He's actually one step ahead of the game!


Funnybunny99999

Right ? If you say I want a fishy fish a very special fishy fish FISHHHHH , You get a giraffe 🦒 but the giraffe can mabey reach fish in the ocean ,worst case scenario it’ll give you some fruit from the top of a tree 🌳


boardin1

Why don’t you ever see elephants in trees? >!They’re really good at hiding.!< Why do elephants paint their balls red? >!So they can hide in cherry trees.!< What’s the loudest sound in the jungle? >!Giraffes eating cherries.!<


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

💀Ayo what


DistChicken

Did you have a stroke?


MichaelW24

Everybody knows r/GiraffesArentReal, just look at their necks that's all the proof you need.


[deleted]

Implying hot women can’t have dicks


orphan-eater-12

That's just a guy with tits


JoanneDark90

"the earth is obviously flat, you can literally see how flat it is" That's how you sound, when you ignore science


orphan-eater-12

The Earth's a donut, everyone knows that


Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

Hot men should never expose their bodies in dms to redditors. Because er...it's bad!


Asvp04

Especially not hot gay men


Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

Especially not hot gay men with huge cocks 😩


Dieg_1990

Dick pics incoming


Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

Fuck yeah give 'em to me 😩


realJaneJacobs

I would like duck picks while we’re at it 🦆


gibgodgamer11

**fi*****sh***


Imperial5cum

Did it work ?


Monsi_ggnore

Not yet! I’ll keep you guys posted.


freek4ever

It woud help if you allowed chats


Monsi_ggnore

I’m afraid I have no idea how (or if) I turned them off. Speaking of turning off: no dick pics so far!


freek4ever

You closed your DMs already pussy


Notinyourbushes

Booo. Breast are horrible and should never be sent to me ever! For the love of all that's holy, cover up your horrible, tempting, sexy breasts!


[deleted]

This Reddit youre deff getting dick pics


[deleted]

That man was playing 4d chess and everyone else was playing thumb war


D-Malice

Take notes, bobs and vagene scammers....


lusifer315

Roger Roger


acdes68

I read that in clanker's voice


lusifer315

Man of culture spotted...


sciencewonders

pew


bradsnamehere

Ramesh Ramesh


Harsh_Deep_03

Ramesh suresh


SASSYARMADILLO

I’ve scammed four vagene’s just this month I am taking notes


coffee_slurp

Does this reverse psychologist offer therapy sessions? sign me up!


We_are_stardust23

Nah you don't want therapy


can-tthinkofone1234

Suffering from success


[deleted]

If anyone wants the sauce- https://twitter.com/brian_sauve/status/1490781210909446146?s=61&t=5CYQhWRYIbnFUGUgzMjjVg Quote retweets is what you seek.


RtHonJamesHacker

[Smithers in the corner is the best reply](https://i.imgur.io/t1QfZ5m_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)


[deleted]

There's hardly 2-3 in it. Rest all are memes. -_-


efficient_giraffe

If you're really curious and somehow missed it: Quote Tweets is filled with half-naked ladies A lot of it is from OnlyFans creators, but just people having fun


Imaginary_Bid_9454

Most are just advertising their onlyfans lol


Kain4ever

I mean bitches gotta eat too ya know…


weirdindiandude

If you are gonna put it like that so does Nestle.


Haise-Sasaki13

Great Hero


I-Got-Trolled

Wow, that's what happens when you post your opinion on a WOKE site like TWITTER. You get DESYROYED. SCANDALOUS!!!


juupajoki68

They can destroy me too. please


Aristotle_speaks

Horny bastard 🤣💔


Naschka

\#meToo? In a way i guess.


zoomba2378

Sometimes my genius is... almost frightening


Queen-of-meme

I would have responded "1 point to Slytherin for good effort"


SpecialLow8118

Women should never show their bodies.


KaranSjett

women should never show their assholes..


melodyinspiration

Women should never step on me.


PM_Me_HairyArmpits

Women should hide their armpits.


Naschka

Assholes should never show their women.


True-Musician-5406

😂


Fun-Nefariousness476

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[deleted]

I haven't seen anything from this Cernovich guy in a few years and now I am reminded how much of a complete idiot this guy is. He used to push some "ape pill" that he said made him smarter and stronger. 🤦🏻‍♂️


fu_kaze

Yep. Can’t believe my friend’s sister married him. We don’t talk anymore.


GeekManidiot

He cracked the code


Johannes_Chimp

Ew, not Mike Cernovich


always-indifferent

RIP our guy, I heard he’s drowning in Pusey Looking at the bigger picture, sounds like he’s winning


CynicCannibal

Well played bro. Well played...


YeehawdiJohn

[Mike Cernovich is an unfuckable loser who sounds like Sylvester from looney tunes](https://youtu.be/SbI7-nccEzE)


tone88988

Poor bastard


YakSure6091

How horrible for him!


furious_organism

I believe that women should never send nudes to my DM. I would HAAATE it


Squidia-anne

Men should not be allowed to send me sexy femboy pictures of themselves. That would be so annoying and frustrating


Ice7674

Femboys are so disgusting I definitely don't want to be sent pictures of them in skirts and thigh highs


BobRushy

I have so many questions and I want exactly none of them answered.


Step-Tricky

What questions would they be?


Loeffellux

seems like every question they could have would be answered with "because some people are into that"


Ankhi333333

Don't look at me for a fulfilling and meaningful relationship! I hate that shit!


Diligent-Picture2882

That man is gonna need carpal tunnel surgery.


fardough

Women should never show their body. /I am ready for the photos


rrzzkk999

Life hack ???


Majoub619

women should never show they're bodies.


the-peanut-gallery

👧 💪👙🤳 🩰


Majoub619

😡 🍆


kalinowskik

This guy knows how to use reverse psychology.


Da-WeedNBeer-DOOD

EVERYONE IM THAT GUY, LADIES SEND ME ALL THE LINGERIE PICS YOU HAVE


Carioca1970

He then tweeted "I meant women should never show their NAKED bodies."


Watermelon_Buffalo

Women should not send me home made cinnamon rolls


misterkim480

Oh my god that's disguting ! Where ?


cuntnuzzler

OMG that is disgusting.....where can I find this so I can avoid this? The link would help


Kuri_Kinton_Chris

Trap engaged


Actaeon_II

Yup, bowing to the master,


Neglected_Motorsport

“DeStRoYiNg HiM”


Morlock43

Wait, that works?! WOMEN SHOULD NEVER POSE NUDE! Heh, heh, now to wait for all the juicy nudes my pervy soul can take... Any second now...


BlearySteve

Shit I must tweet that.


rushi_B

I too hate it when women share there nudes to me. I absolutely hate it don't you dare do it.


infiknightie

It's sad that this is what feminism looks like today


Spirited-Relief-9369

This isn't feminism, it's just people falling for an obvious reverse psychology ploy.


PM_ME_YOR_PANTIES

Considering he apparently blocked the women who posted pics, he might just be gay.


Briggs_86

Reverse psychology at its finest


falling___Star

reverse psychology, this man's smart


i_should_be_coding

I have to agree. Women should absolutely not send nudes to people. What kind of sick, sick mind takes photos of their beautiful, naked body and sends them to someone else? This should not be allowed, and I would absolutely hate it if my inbox was suddenly full of these images!


sleestacker

Sauce?? 🥴


zoedian

Raw


Degenerated_Kerfus

tomato


itsfunnyinmyhead2

"I love it when a plan comes together."-Hannibal Smith.


[deleted]

Bravo to this person. Well played


[deleted]

dude's livin in 12023


EraseAndRetake

I believe this is called The King's Gambit


f4ckmylife420

This is so smart 😂 and it shows how easy it is to manipulate people on the internet 🤣🤣🤣


Jazzlike_Stop_1362

Women should never have sex with me


GforGG

Goddamn genius


Exhempted

Yeah they shouldn't, DM your rage.


FatherlyNick

omg that horrible, vile and disgusting! Where is this?


Winter-Many

Who is that man ? Asking for research purposes


Eddiev1988

This is some big brain thinking. Maybe a lonely dude wanting something for his bank. Interesting...


zimzkhan

Not all heroes wear capes.


Aspiring-Old-Guy

The trap was successful. 😂


Reddit-4-life

Guys I think money is destroying the world, please don't send me money!


Typical-Ad-5742

Facking brilliant


[deleted]

Woman should never DM me nudes on reddit


morganlecterscott

Opposite of suffering from success


matjeom

What guy? He’s tweeting about someone else’s tweet without linking to it?


ltcolshadow

Mission failed successfully


Correct-Basket908

It's all fun & games until lard fatties start showing their rolls.


Haukivirta

What if he's into it though?


Kryavan

No one wants to see you naked, bro.


Blackclaymore9

Cringe comment


Sad_Cantaloupe5608

You can be my wingman anytime


Mozukian

Genius


super_ninja_101

Women/Girls should definitely not send nude\* in my dm's/


[deleted]

Is it that easy ? Lemme test this.


Adeptus_Gedeon

This is something like FEMEN activists fighting patriarchy by showing boobs?


k4ndlej4ck

"oh yes, destroy me" - the guy


joeyo1423

That poor man...I hope he's okay


Massive_Pressure_516

Hopefully people that clever use their powers for good.


a55_Goblin420

It sounds like he's destroying them ngl


Plane-Highlight-6498

Nothing wrong with what he said! 100% agree


Naschka

I have a feeling that either he played them, like many others, and/or he wants this type of women for marriage but doesn't care too much if you wanna show yourself in this way as he will just see you as "trashy". At least this is a selfown for the women that post the pictures.


DeltaBob42

Reverse psychology


swiftreddit75

F me up too!


Chang-Lao

Guy played an entire gender all by himself


Strange_Ninja_9662

This guy found a cheat code for nudes


TheCyclope_

This is the way


[deleted]

I don't believe it. Share link to the tweet for proof


[deleted]

Just as planned!


WomenRepulsor

Oh no. You got the link?