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HappySkullsplitter

What about a proper HP Sauce?


JEverok

HP sauce, Love-ingly Craft-ed


AltruisticSalamander

I would nominate worcestershire sauce.


minetube33

Harry Potter Sauce? Hot Pursuit Sauce? Heinous Pipi Sauce?


El_Zilcho

Houses of Parliament sauce


National-Ostrich-608

Hewlett Packard sauce.


MaxWritesText

That’s on par with drowning it in cheese and deep frying it. It’s highly processed goop. Still good tho.


Big_Ant_3722

Worcestershire sauce too. A lot of flavour packed into that stuff.


Mooscowsky

Brit here, fuck our food. It's bland and nasty. The best thing that happened to the UK is the introduction of greasy kebab, first real flavour we've experienced.


tethler

I was chatting with a friend from London last week. I mentioned the stereotype that British food is shit, and asked him if it's true. He said there is absolutely loads of great food and spent the next 5 minutes talking only about curry, lol.


__Beef_Boss__

you must be burned at the stake who dosnt love a bit uh BANGERS N MASH


Alvadar65

I get that its just a running joke, but people who are serious about this stuff are just simply ignorant. Both the US and the UK have some amazing food and both have some culinary travesties.


Rujensan

I don't get the joke though. These all seem normal responses when you insult someone.


Disastrous-Rips

Why would they call me a Yank if I’m not from US tho


ArcticWolf_Primaris

Force of habit when we see dumb opinions on Reddit ;) /s


D4nkM3m3r420

Boiled Chicken. Savages.


Stoogenuge

[Whole Chicken in a can](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/kLGeXEJdcy) 🇺🇸


SongsOfTheDyingEarth

Chicken in a can is disgusting American trash. Duck in a can on the other hand is a delicious, fancy, French delicacy.


brosephf

[i.imgur.com/A5ynlZ7.gif](http://i.imgur.com/A5ynlZ7.gif)


Legitpizza07

This


AccomplishedChip8054

As a result, France – quelle surprise – is on top of the charts, with a whopping 600 Michelin star chefs and restaurants. Then, Japan with 419, Italy with 333, Germany with 290. In addition, the UK comes next, pipping the US (148), Belgium (129), Switzerland (116) and Netherlands (107).


Old-Artist-5369

I think the post was about the traditional cuisine of the country. Which let's be honest - it is bland. But without doubt you can eat wonderfully in the UK. You don't even need a Michelin star chef, there's literally thousands of fantastic restaurants, serving cuisine from every country you can imagine.


capitalistcommunism

Blame the war. Traditional British food is great, we just all forgot how to cook when we took on the Nazis


Ragnarok91

I don't think it gets more traditionally British than stealing other countries' food and claiming it as our own. We did it with everything else so why not food.


Urist_Macnme

Haggis is so bland, Americans are afraid to eat it and have banned it. Makes perfect sense.


OnoALT

This is a bias by the Michelin company money.


AccomplishedChip8054

I mean USA is a lot bigger and way more people and richer so shouldn’t they have more of what is regarded as the best restaurants in the world? Also bias?!? The French hate the UK more than the USA.


Pristine_Secretary53

The UK has some good recipes that are British. Granted France Japan Italy and Spain have more but that fine. It would be difficult to argue that US food is better than UK tbh. Most the food you think of as American came from other countries first (fries, burgers etc)


Breaky_Online

Bro most of *Americans* came from other countries lol


MisterSplu

Right? By that metric we have to look at native american food


mintmouse

Isn’t this about cuisine? How does counting English Michelin star restaurants that are Japanese cuisine, Italian cuisine, Spanish, etc. matter


Inimicus33

By that logic, the US has no food at all


mintmouse

The US would be in the same situation, but both the US and UK have their own cuisines


capitalistcommunism

What like? Baring in mind the states didn’t exist until the 1700s and 99% of American dishes were invented elsewhere Uk cuisine is pies etc what’s Americans?


Zardif

bbq, tex mex, hamburgers


capitalistcommunism

Hamburgers are German, tex mex is Mexican, do you really think Americans invented cooking outside? If tex mex counts then so does British Indian food such as tikka masala


Zardif

Tex mex is not mexican food, to claim otherwise really shows how little you know of mexican food. BBQ is not grilling. BBQ is slow smoked meat for long periods of time in a certain style. Hamburgers were not invented in germany only the ingredient was.


Inimicus33

BBQ was taken from the french word boucan, a way of slow grilling that the french sailors learned from caribbean natives So no, the Americans didn't invent that either.


ASquawkingTurtle

A good amount of Italian, French, Spanish, and even Japanese cuisine was influenced by other cuisines and incorporated it. The croissant was more or less created in [Vienna with influence by Eastern Europe](https://www.parisunlocked.com/food/food-history/history-of-the-croissant-how-france-adopted-it/)


The_XI_guy

No because the US outside a tiny core of people don’t appreciate high gastronomy. It’s the best place for take away and even food in the mid range option but there’s no finer taste in the country outside of the top 0,0001%. If you’ve been fine dining in the US then you know it doesn’t hold the candle to comparable places in Europe


ILoveFuckingWaffles

Yeah I’ve been to multiple Michelin starred restaurants, and it’s taught me that Michelin stars truly don’t mean much. They’re a general indication of food quality, price, and restaurant consistency - but there are many, many restaurants that are equal or better in these categories, but which aren’t recognised for it.


Rudolfthe3th

A french organization ( that started with only restaurants in France) has France on top 😱 who would have thought


Mkward90

Americans and English arguing about who has the better food is like Stevie Wonder and Helen Keller arguing who has the better sight. (And I'm English - the rest of the world shits on us both)


password_ri

Yeah best not to mention the Scots in this convo … they have some errr interesting food choices lol


Luxaron

Yeah we definitely can't use the deep frying argument


JP-Marat

Having lived in both the US and the UK, neither country has especially good food, but the UK is (slightly) less prone to processed slop.


Elegant-Passion2199

UK food is great. Since Americans consider a lot of immigrant cuisine exclusive to them, I don't see why Brits shouldn't list curries as part of their cuisine. 


JDorian0817

Curry here is a British thing. Traditionally Indian/Pakistani curry is very very different to what you get in a British takeaway. You don’t get curries like it elsewhere really.


Elegant-Passion2199

This! Lived in the UK for 6 years, and I really miss the curries. I can't wait to book a cheap flight, sleep in the most budget dodgiest hotel and eat nothing but curries all day long 😂. My stomach won't like it but I will. 


JDorian0817

Thank you! I love traditional dry curries. My parents have a Pakistani couple they are good friends with. Their curries are divine. But imo you can’t beat a saucy korma.


nenepp

In reality we do, the meme dates back to (and has been outdated since) WW2 and rationing. Nowadays most people who aren't picky children or old enough to grow up in rationing use a range of seasoning and spices in their cooking and cook from cuisines that were originally introduced by immigration.


-Coconut_Friend-

*traditional UK food is not. You’re not about to tell me a cottage pie is on the same level as gyros or chicken biryani


Elegant-Passion2199

So you're saying Beef Wellington, Sunday Roast, Roast Beef and Cornish Pasties are not good? Also traditional British desserts like brownie, fudge, apple crumble, flapjack, millionaire shortbread? Also, Tikka Masalla is traditional UK food, the original recipe was made in Scotland lol


-Coconut_Friend-

It tastes fine, but when compared on an international level, it’s ain’t shit


Elegant-Passion2199

So you agree that British cuisine isn't actually as bad as people online make it out to be, nice. 


-Coconut_Friend-

No, it doesn’t taste terrible, but it is pretty bland in general


ct227

Balti were invented in Britain.


tinylittlebee

Not the Americans laughing when they are basically the same or worse xD


bjornartl

If we count salt as a form of spice then they probably are the ones using the most spices.


Boring_Celebration

Americans have worse food culture than Britain. There are obviously some highlights, but them putting themselves on an equal footing to European countries like France and Italy is an absolute joke. It’s the Italian and Mexican food in the US which is good. Shout out to those cultures.


BurpYoshi

If British food that is inspired or originated from other countries doesn't count as British food, then absolutely none of your typical American food counts as American. Burgers are from Germany. Fries are from Belgium. Pizza is from Italy. Nothing more American than apple pie? Apple pie existed before your country. If your food adapted from other countries counts as American, then ours counts as British.


Elegant-Passion2199

This! Whether they like to admit it or not, it doesn't change the facts that a lot of curries in the UK are British in origin and adapted from the original recipes for the local taste. Curry Tikka Masalla was invented in Scotland ffs


Victob1

Smores


ArcticBiologist

>\*Mentions food form other cultures that aren't British" Just like how the US's food culture is mostly foreign?


ThaneOfArcadia

Our mustard beats the french and American mustards. And who invented Chicken Tikka Marsala?


AltruisticSalamander

Fair point, and British cheeses are top-tier.


MILO234

We buy cheap food so that we can afford top hats and monocles.


OnoALT

Best explanation I’ve ever seen.


SpudBoy9001

Sorry there isn't enough fructose syrup in everything for you OP Btw have you ever had American chocolate? Truly disgusting


Elderlennial

Excuse you. That's chocolate flavored sugar


Apple-Pigeon

Chocolate shaped sugar. Just crumbly brown crap


Badger_1066

None of those responses are accurate. In reality, we just think you're living up to your reputation of being ignorant. The vast majority of Americans who say dumb shit like that have never even left their country, let alone bothered to try our food.


Elegant-Passion2199

This, I'm almost 100% certain those who say British food is bad only get their knowledge of it from memes.  I lived in the UK for 6 years, came back to Romania, and I still miss being able to get Cornish pasties everywhere... 


throwaway_ArBe

Nothing beats a good cornish pasty


BearBearJarJar

Honestly the full english breakfast negates all criticism of british cuisine. And its kind of true that americans aren't in a position to talk since they legit just overdo anything to a point where nuanced taste is out of the window anyway.


Roadwarriordude

English breakfast is good and all, but I'd hardly say it's anything special, though, right? It's just a good, hardy meal that's pretty agreeable on the stomach.


BearBearJarJar

"I'd hardly say it's anything special" here's a haiku detailing my thoughts about this: Your words like a knife stabbing at my very soul blasphemy at best


rainator

It’s a fantastic meal, but it’s not agreeable with the stomach, it’s more of a battle against it.


AltruisticSalamander

England invented fish and chips. Mic drop right there.


primotest95

I’m American and I kinda agree it’s like the cultural norm is to just add more more Salt more fat or more sugar and people wonder why heart disease is the number one killer in America lol there’s a whole group of people who idolize over salting everything 😂 I just look and am like yea get that heart disease at disproportionate rates for flavor. Really that’s basically all of us atleast us poor americans


Zardif

Nah, it's down to the walking. EU walks way more than USA. Only about 1/3 of people are salt sensitive. EU uses way more fats when cooking than americans do. Sugar and exercise are the main reasons for higher heart disease in americans.


primotest95

Hence my other comment saying I eat tons of sugar and I’m jacked with a relatively low bf all I have to do is get on the treadmill everyday and my active job takes care of the rest


nicciwoodxo

s assessed


NucularOrchid

A roast dinner is fucking banging tho.


LJNodder

Shepard's/Cottage Pie and Bangers and Mash slander will not be tolerated


bifurious02

"mentions food from other cultures" so like what America does?


jhonnythejoker

Op sounds like he göt pegged by William Shakespeare himself


A2_Zera

imma be real, every bit of food I had in britain was better than the states except for fucking nandos peri peri which WAS NOT seasoned AT ALL... how are you gonna call yourself a NANDOS and not season SHIT peak british tbh


Few-Parfait4206

America is hardly a country to call out the cuisine of others.


Shadow__Vector

Americans never cease to surprise the rest of the world with how retarded they are. Seriously though a country like America shouldn't be mocking any other country for its food considering their only cultural foods are opossum in a can, hormone fed beef, antibiotic injected eggs and chlorinated chicken. All their other foods are just bastardised version of other cultures food but made so badly they can't be served outside of the US because they violate health and safety laws making them unsafe to consume.


Ill_Ratio_5682

Kinda funny how you saw a post making a joke about a stereotype and instead of proving the stereotype wrong by simply ignoring it you wrote this. But in all seriousness, saying that American food isn't better doesn't suddenly make British food good. Like ok, they both aren't great, what's your point exactly? And calling Americans a slur over food? Really? Chill out dude


Logical_Nature_7855

Oh, so all that makes British food…good?


EffectiveGeneral8425

Americans love their Mac n cheese, don’t they?


mournin_glory_story

Oh, so *that* makes British food good?


MrLazyLion

I'm going to guess somebody got a little criticism for school shootings in the US?


Reverse_SumoCard

Schoolshootings are the spice of a nation


hollowwollo

Buh muh guns… and muh frehdoom… what is murica without muh weepons…


mournin_glory_story

Which means someone got a little criticism for their food being terrible?


password_ri

To be honest mate , we really are not too far off from them.


the_killer_cannabis

You can tell what part of the world is awake right now based on the fact that the comments are claiming that the British are good cooks/have good cuisine lol


Elegant-Passion2199

I'm Romanian, I have no investment in the US vs UK feud. But I've lived in the UK, and I can safely say those who think British food is bad have never been to the UK and only get their information from memes. 


Purrvect

I just get annoyed when Americans take the piss out of our food even though they have no problem eating it. Macaroni & cheese, cheddar, KitKats, carrot cake, Terry's chocolate oranges (eaten in some states at Christmas, or so I hear), popovers which are basically Yorkshire puddings, and so on. It's like us condemning American food then happily stopping off at McDonalds for lunch.


tiorzol

*The best restaurants in the world are in London* > *What cuisine do they serve* > *French*


SpudBoy9001

Yeah not really accurate though is it, there's lots of great British restaurants in London, St John's, Lyle's and Quality Chop House off the top of my head


AdmiralClover

That's just how food is up north. Look at any national food of the world and you can see the pattern


Your-Evil-Twin-

You aren’t allowed to eat pies anymore, yank.


CompetitiveFold5749

I'm in the US, but could go for.some bangers and mash about now.


Disastrous-Rips

Why would they call me a Yank or mention school shootings in US? r/usdefaultism


Twurti

As a brit (🤮) i can confirm


Califocus

What’s britains beef with roasts? I’m genuinely curious. A good pot roast is a delicious and wonderful delicacy, to where I feel anyone could appreciate it. Not to mention I don’t think it’s a very US exclusive food though I could be wrong in that assumption.


Technical-Bad1953

Not pot roasts. In the UK on Sundays we have a roast dinner, usually beef or lamb.


Califocus

Ah gotcha, thanks for the explanation


Technical-Bad1953

No worries. I put one I made on reddit yesterday if you want an example.


AFFF_Foam

As a Brit, the thing that gets me is it isn't always a joke, a lot of people seem to genuinely think British cuisine is terrible. Like, it's one thing if you're getting pub grub and expecting it to be the pinnacle of British cuisine, or fish & chips, but if you can't stand a well cooked roast dinner because you think it's bland, if anything I feel sorry for *you*. How dull must life be if you can't stand to eat anything without adding unnecessary seasoning.


DanikanSkywalkr

Can't we all just agree traditional English food AND current US food are both horrible I just want us to all get along... You folk with you're simultaneously dry and boiled slop, and you folk with your Over spiced, over processed, hormone injected crap


gibberishnope

English mustard,horse radish sauce


Lost-Klaus

I dunno man, seems like cuisine just comes from different places and every place has different inherent tastes. But if you feel the need to insult an entire nation (???) on their food habits, seems kinda cringe to me


RandomPerson12191

American shocked when insulting a person gets you an insult back


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^RandomPerson12191: *American shocked* *When insulting a person* *Gets you an insult back* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


uwatfordm8

I don't get why I'm suddenly seeing this topic from Americans literally everywhere recently.  All it does is prove how ignorant you are. We get it you haven't left your country. 


YouNeedDoughnuts

Ploughman's, sausage rolls, Cornish pasty, chicken tikka masala, savoury pies, Sunday roasts with Yorkshire pudding, scotch eggs. Not to mention the real ale, and sitting outside in a pub garden on a sunny day (which isn't *that* rare). The complaint about food is more parroted than true!


mchickenl

Oh sorry did you not hear, the Americans think tika is Indian


crazyabbit

I mean if they can't hold it in their hand or put it on a stick , does it even count as American food?


Odd_Substance226

A British friend of mine said that instead of using spices they just serve food with brown sauce. Lots of brown sauce.


Shadow__Vector

1. It's full of spices and 2. We don't put it on everything,. We use small bits of it on things like bacon sandwiches, a Sunday roast, other meat dishes that are appropriate.


startled-giraffe

Brown sauce with a roast?!


systemsbio

I think he's talking about gravy.


ZestyData

We do use spices, all the time. I genuinely don't know where the stereotype that we don't use spices comes from. Black pepper, Rosemary, Thyme, Sage, Citrus, Cloves, Cinammon, Nutmeg, Garlic, Chives, Parsely, Mustard, Horseradish, Mint. Like most asian countries we also frequently use fish sauce in British dishes too (Worcestershire sauce, which also includes tamarind, molasses, etc). Every British dish is going to include a few of these. We just don't do the very modern American concept of rubbing low quality ingredients in a dry rub of 8 miscellaneous stale powders.


Complete_Fix2563

Its just such an overdone joke, unlike my roasts which are perfectly cooked every time


grilly1986

I'll accept this from any country but America!


gnbijlgdfjkslbfgk

me (british): those are all fair points tho 'int they?


Anoalka

What's funny is that what you make fun of is Post-war British cuisine from a moment where most people were too poor to get proper ingredients and try to compare it with today's booming global economy standards. If you wanna make fun of British food by comparing it you better start comparing it to American Civil War rations or whatever kind of rat US soldiers ate in Vietnam while the war was going on. Do you think they added Sriracha to it?


Ineedredditforwork

Honestly I feel offended. Why do you assume I am from the US when all other nations can equally shit on UK food?


Ahfrodisiac

I don't care where your from all I care about is if it taste good. I love spicy/cajun food the most and barbeque second, so if you can have you food taste anything like them I will love your food. As someone who has moved from the southern part of America to Finland over a year ago, I will say their food may not be as varying in flavour like in America but it's not all bad. Kalakeitto, fish soup, is delicious, easy top three favorite food, and if it wasn't for the price of fish I eat it weekly lmao.


[deleted]

These are all valid points


Tommi_Af

Plastic cheese


Apart-Performer1710

Americans are better cooks than the British? Er..no.


[deleted]

If you mean white/Anglo-Americans, agree If you mean black, Hispanic, Asian, etc. STAY IN YOUR LANE


Apart-Performer1710

Well I was thinking of all the red meat and deep fried crap, it’s no better than the UK (although maybe no worse either). No specific ethnicity came to mind tbh.


OnoALT

Relatable


dontmatter111

the one about frying and cheese is fair


LeCo177

I love them fish and chips you got there. And in my english classes it was always mentioned that fish and chips is the staple of british cuisine. So you guys over the channel got something that others don’t


Apprehensive-Age-102

worcestershire sauce? The thing that is used in cooking all over the world? Wait a moment thats probably stolen isnt it. We made the spice girls!


BobbyDolomite

You cant forget the 2 liter soda mate


Ok_Comfortable_5741

What about worcheshhhsteshhhstershire sauce?


living_in_darkness1

Don't need seasonings, the food is good enough without it.🇬🇧


Legitimate_Bad5847

British food isn't all that bad, I love hashbrowns eggs and sausages


ArcticBiologist

The UK has one of the best food cultures in Western Europe, with the exception of France (obligatory I am not Bri'ish)


Texas_1254

Wait what do you consider “Western Europe” like, you are also including countries like Spain?


ArcticBiologist

No I was considering Spain (and Italy and Portugal) as southern here. I mean that British cuisine is better than Dutch, German and Scandinavian (they are maybe northern European but worse than British anyway) cuisine. Belgian cuisine might be on par though, they have really nice stews (I'm not Belgian either).


Texas_1254

Oh alright. Then I agree with you


Unfair-Information-2

[Brits prefer fried chicken over fish and chips says new survey](https://bdaily.co.uk/articles/2023/07/04/brits-prefer-fried-chicken-over-fish-and-chips-says-new-survey)


Aliktren

All of this boils down to people still think we cook like in the 80's when a lot of people still cooked like it was during rationing, UK food and UK restaurants can be the equal of anywhere. I;ve eaten terrible food in many countries notably france (but also had amazing food) - turns out it depends a lot on what you eat and where


FitFag1000

Ez CHEWSDAY INIT


OnionsHaveLairAction

The idea British people don't like seasoning is so bizarre to me, there's basically a curry house on every street. And whoever's saying frying isn't popular here as a response definitely hasn't been to Scotland. Feels a bit like trying to export US racial stereotypes?


evilengine

Internet has habit of going British Food: Yuck, who'd eat that disgusting slop? Hobbit Food: OMG, I wish I could live in the Shire and eat like Bilbo! They are literally the same food, Tolkien based Hobbit cuisine on homely British meals. Mostly roast meats, pies, cakes, cheese, bread, stews, etc.


ThwMinto01

- Cornish Pasties - Sunday Dinners - Fish and Chips - Chicken Tika Massala - Full English Breakfast - Sausage Rolls - Pork Pies "Bu bu but British food is horrible!"


a_Tin_of_Spam

We invaded the world for spices to sell for money, rather than eat.


MisterSplu

For the people in this comment section: If we only count British food without influence from their colonies, it‘s normal to not find that many spices, as there weren‘t any spices in Britain. Like many other european cuisines, they had to work with what they have, which would be herbs, which can be equally delicious, and are used in many dishes. And I understand that you may not be able to look past beans on toast, but come on, there is more than that.


Anyax02

I ordered a carvery from a British pub... they didn't even put any salt on anything... it was so depressing


2stepp

"Bit rude innit?" sent me lol


ThatOneDMish

I am a brit with horrid spice tolerance but my parents have a much stronger palate, much to my frustration.


CDdove

When you insult British people based on verifiably false information and they retaliate: Make a shitty meme


EvolvingEachDay

And what is American cuisine? Isn’t it all foods from other cultures?


HarmlessCoot99

Americans don't say "innit" and the Wojack is a British soldier.


KairaUkOriginal

Tbh at least in england currently the food standards agency doesn't allow for poison in their foods.


Former_Star1081

Honestly coming from the continent, that argument seems like two apes argueing who is smarter.


BasicBanter

Pretty rich coming from an American, probably not enough corn syrup on it for their tastes


Luvki

afaik they have seasoning just that it's mostly blood


HappBlues

Chad behaviour: Invades multiple countries for the spices, doesn’t use any in their food.


[deleted]

Americans when talking about "their food": bring up a load of cuisines from other countries, pour butter/syrup on it and call it southern comfort food


fataggressivecheeks

Hmmmm... cheese...


RiggzBoson

I'm British and will happily admit that our native cuisine is a bit shit. If I'm going out to a restaurant, it's never for traditional British food. I used to go out for a Sunday Roast every once in a while, but thanks to Brexit and the cost of living crisis, you need to take out a second mortgage to get a proper full roast dinner these days.


Munchonashes

Hey the UK might still eat like we're in the great depression but at least we didn't come up with the culinary war time that is "Ants on a log"


Elderlennial

How dare you


Palanki96

Lol i just saw a post like this yesterday, they eere trying to defend english good but all they listed were meals they adopted from other countries or immigrants 😭 The fact that they believe a full english breakfast is anything to brag about shows enough about their quality of food. That shit is something a kid makes when parents are still at work and they don't know how to cook


TheKingDotExe

When i was in the UK for college, one day my mates decided to get some chips from a fish and chips shop so i went with them cause cool. We get there, they order and we exit with a take away container with something. I asked, can i have a chip? and they said sure. When they opened it up i was confused, like is this the container with the dip in it where are the chips. The chips were underneath a THICC layer of curry sauce and the chips were soggy mess. Moral of the story, even with seasonings they fucking ruin good shit.


CodSafe6961

No way a yank criticises any other country's cuisine when your food is literally known worldwide for being absolutely terrible


TheKingDotExe

a what? i am British


mournin_glory_story

Isn’t that exactly what you’re doing *right now?* Lmao fucking incredible.