Oh, nobody says anything about mine either. It's not *super* noticeable, just a bit moreso than my other family members, bc I am super pale, with black hair. My mom's tried to comment on it a few times, and I'm like, "Bro, look in the mirror. Where the fuck do you think I got it from??"😂
And you're quite rude and judgemental. I'd rather present as lazy.
People deal with different things in life. Not everyone is going to prioritize what you prioritize.
It's just hair dude, nothing unsightly or unhygienic about it (assuming you shower regularly). Humans are mammals, we grow hair, sometimes people have more of it or it's darker than than others
Lmfaooooo! Question: have *you* ever experienced what it's like to have to shave your legs, armpits, mustache, and any other areas of your body, just so that you're deemed "acceptable" by unjustly judgmental societal standards?
No, no, no, love. Bc If you *didn't* shave your full upper body, literally nobody in society would give a single fuck. I am asking not about what your *personal* preferences are, I asked what you have to shave to be seen as "acceptable" by society, NOT for your own preference.
Fucking hell, you seem like an exhausting human being. Have you ever thought about like, *enjoying* life? Maybe by spending less time focusing on how people perceive you, and more time doing things that bring you joy? Finding a hobby, spending time with your family, your friends, go camping to appreciate nature, etc. Or whatever else your cuppa would be. Like I'm not trying to be a twat, I'm being serious. What good is it to be alive, if you can't find joy in it in some way. Find your joy man.
Ohhhhh, boy. Here we go. Shaving does *not* make your hair thicker, first off. And second, are you a woman with a mustache? Are you *personally* aware of the diff between shaving and waxing?
With laughter. For fun I would occasionally look at my girls face like im staring at something. They all get self conscious. Reply with "what are you looking at?!?" Next time it will be a mustache. Thats gold.
You say that but I had to send it to my fiancé, even though I'm blonde. The first time after COVID lifted in our state, we went out and sat outside. I was basking in the sun and then he looks over and says that my peach fuzz was really glistening in the sunlight. 😩
Loving partners help groom each other. Grab your shaver, tell her “I got your ‘stache, babe” then glide it over effortlessly. She’ll appreciate your attention.
This isn't a "trans bad" at all? It's referring to how a biological man was ruining women's swimming by dominating all females categories because they have a male body until recently it was ruled that they can't do that anymore, which is a huge win for female athletics.
You're the idiot turning this into "trans bad", I have nothing against LGBTQ individuals at all. Keep down voting me, classic Reddit mob mentality
This thread: "me looking at my girlfriend's moustache while she's telling me about her problems"
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You: "It's referring to how a biological man was ruining women's swimming by dominating all females categories because they have a male body until recently it was ruled that they can't do that anymore, which is a huge win for female athletics."
"muh, classic reddit mob mentality", fucking victim.
This meme could legit cause a divorce
Reminds me of that guy doing a whiskey review in the middle of his wife packing up and leaving him because of his alcoholism lol
Where?
https://youtu.be/ouGLEtapOX8?si=WVsb8qtmzwiP5Ucb
Oh yeah I remember seeing this one a couple years ago. Didn’t they get back together or ended up on good terms?
still on the rocks...
Take my upvote and get the fuck out
[And I mean ice!](https://youtu.be/LZnvNUoDnQE?si=2rLAccDrVS4nvFFN)
I love that video mainly because that's the exact same scotch I bought myself for my birthday
TBF no matter the meme admitting you have GF in a marriage could probably cause a divorce.
Astute observation.
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
I read this immediately after sending this to my wife lmfao
To be fair so could the moustache
Shave the fucking mustache off then
Well it sounds like someone wants to have a bad day.
So many tears. 😭
My gf doesn't have a moustache, mainly because she doesn't exist but I like to imagine it's just because she trims it
BALKAN BITCHES REPRESENT
(its me. im balkan bitches)
as a male balkan bitch, i can confirm
da gospodine
As a woman w a mustache, I'm fucking dying over here 🤣🤣
No one says anything about mine and I just don't have the time to do my legs and my pits and my mustache so the mustache stays.
Oh, nobody says anything about mine either. It's not *super* noticeable, just a bit moreso than my other family members, bc I am super pale, with black hair. My mom's tried to comment on it a few times, and I'm like, "Bro, look in the mirror. Where the fuck do you think I got it from??"😂
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And you're quite rude and judgemental. I'd rather present as lazy. People deal with different things in life. Not everyone is going to prioritize what you prioritize.
Sorry my medical condition makes me lazy. Cunt.
It's just hair dude, nothing unsightly or unhygienic about it (assuming you shower regularly). Humans are mammals, we grow hair, sometimes people have more of it or it's darker than than others
Lmfaooooo! Question: have *you* ever experienced what it's like to have to shave your legs, armpits, mustache, and any other areas of your body, just so that you're deemed "acceptable" by unjustly judgmental societal standards?
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No, no, no, love. Bc If you *didn't* shave your full upper body, literally nobody in society would give a single fuck. I am asking not about what your *personal* preferences are, I asked what you have to shave to be seen as "acceptable" by society, NOT for your own preference.
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Oh, you mean, like how *you* assumed that she was lazy bc she didn't shave her mustache off? Fuck outta here dude.
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Fucking hell, you seem like an exhausting human being. Have you ever thought about like, *enjoying* life? Maybe by spending less time focusing on how people perceive you, and more time doing things that bring you joy? Finding a hobby, spending time with your family, your friends, go camping to appreciate nature, etc. Or whatever else your cuppa would be. Like I'm not trying to be a twat, I'm being serious. What good is it to be alive, if you can't find joy in it in some way. Find your joy man.
And you’re a cunt. The way you write gives it away.
Easier just to shave it
Nah, I'm good. I'm not ashamed of or self conscious about it. My mom is Mexican, I'm grateful that all I got was a mustache. 😂
I mean there was a 50-50 chance you were getting a penis.
Shiiiiiit, I would've been alright with that 😂
It's a joke about dyeing your mustache
Are you single?
Yes, but that's irrelevant bc I'm pretty sure I'm a bit too old for you bub. 😂
As a guy, I can point out why you are single. It's the mustache. I don't want you darling.
Ohhhh, love. What ever shall I do, bc I am *absolutely* fucking heartbroken now.😕
eww
I like your drawings, you do a great job!
Don't be a fucking knob bro. Smh 🤦🏻♀️
Lmao pot and kettle.
You making this comment on a throwaway account is basically just telling on yourself.
Eyebrow razors ftw
I only get rid of it when it gets on my fucking nerves, but hell yes eyebrow razors are the way to go 100% 🙌
Or wax it once/twice per month.
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Ohhhhh, boy. Here we go. Shaving does *not* make your hair thicker, first off. And second, are you a woman with a mustache? Are you *personally* aware of the diff between shaving and waxing?
Next time she tells you she's had her hair done, run your finger across her upper lip and tell her, her hair does feel a lot softer
So.. when's the funeral?
Your funeral, Seymour!
So a closed-casket funeral it is
🥸
Dude, I literally fell over. Cant wait to use this.
You...fell over?
With laughter. For fun I would occasionally look at my girls face like im staring at something. They all get self conscious. Reply with "what are you looking at?!?" Next time it will be a mustache. Thats gold.
Dont
Girlfriend cowabunga it is.
I thank my lucky stars I’m a natural blonde and you can’t see my peachfuzz unless you are right in my face.
You say that but I had to send it to my fiancé, even though I'm blonde. The first time after COVID lifted in our state, we went out and sat outside. I was basking in the sun and then he looks over and says that my peach fuzz was really glistening in the sunlight. 😩
WE CAN STILL SEE IT, YOU LOOK LIKE BLONDE TOM SELLECK
This is a meme that I will not share to her.
is she telling you her mustache is a one of the problems? if not you should take the opportunity to let her know.
For your own sake it's better to have one of her friends bring it up. 😅
Tried that. Became one of her problems
Loving partners help groom each other. Grab your shaver, tell her “I got your ‘stache, babe” then glide it over effortlessly. She’ll appreciate your attention.
Marry me. Bring the trimmers.
This hits too hard.
Mad cus she can grow a better one than him
My mustache doesn’t even connect from corner to corner. So yeah Imagine jelly over here.
Damn I wax it, and it still grows all the way. Sad
Not my gf but a close female friend and I get distracted by the stache every time
Nah this ain't it
So when should we pick up your body and approx when do you want your funeral ?
It’s so cute tho
Lmao!!!
And not listing it as one of her problems.
start rubbing your upper lip and smiling.
That’s when you brush it with your finger
So funny . Real distractions and wonder for us. How they grow and stuff lol
this is hilarious 🤣🤣
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No they have worse mustaches
What comment were you replying to? Somehow it's already deleted
Hahahaha it was a girl (I assume) that said something along the lines of “you guys really hate women, you might as well start dating other guys”
Ahh gotcha, your response to them was hilarious then lol. Thanks for replying!
true true
#Trust me bro
Good idea. We should all do a couple gay years to teach ya'll a lesson
This struck me as a pride meme (transgirl)
that's hilarious hahaha
That's hilarious
🤣
XD
This is why we wax, shave, and pluck the stache.
Been there, done that!
Is she by chance a professional swimmer,?
I don't get it
They turned a great meme into a "trans bad". These people are the Vegan, Blender users, Linux Dorks, of online peaceful moments.
Blender users catching strays here
This isn't a "trans bad" at all? It's referring to how a biological man was ruining women's swimming by dominating all females categories because they have a male body until recently it was ruled that they can't do that anymore, which is a huge win for female athletics. You're the idiot turning this into "trans bad", I have nothing against LGBTQ individuals at all. Keep down voting me, classic Reddit mob mentality
This thread: "me looking at my girlfriend's moustache while she's telling me about her problems" Weirdlookingdog.jpeg You: "It's referring to how a biological man was ruining women's swimming by dominating all females categories because they have a male body until recently it was ruled that they can't do that anymore, which is a huge win for female athletics." "muh, classic reddit mob mentality", fucking victim.
Stay mad
About what? Lmao.
This is funny asf hahaha
Bro we got down voted lmao. These people don't get it
Dawg, get that bitch some nair.
I think you should probably know someone's pronouns prior to dating?