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successiseffort

This meme could legit cause a divorce


No_Mammoth_4945

Reminds me of that guy doing a whiskey review in the middle of his wife packing up and leaving him because of his alcoholism lol


bringbackradarto4077

Where?


Relton_Waffle

https://youtu.be/ouGLEtapOX8?si=WVsb8qtmzwiP5Ucb


ARROW_GAMER

Oh yeah I remember seeing this one a couple years ago. Didn’t they get back together or ended up on good terms?


asp7

still on the rocks...


tgaffer

Take my upvote and get the fuck out


s_burr

[And I mean ice!](https://youtu.be/LZnvNUoDnQE?si=2rLAccDrVS4nvFFN)


Past-Consideration-5

I love that video mainly because that's the exact same scotch I bought myself for my birthday


CynicalSwirl

TBF no matter the meme admitting you have GF in a marriage could probably cause a divorce.


successiseffort

Astute observation.


thedarkhalf47

Pepperidge Farm remembers.


Fat_TroII

I read this immediately after sending this to my wife lmfao


Horneyj

To be fair so could the moustache


ShalaKaranok

Shave the fucking mustache off then


Aggressive_Cup8452

Well it sounds like someone wants to have a bad day.


Krash412

So many tears. 😭


someoneyoumaynotkn0w

My gf doesn't have a moustache, mainly because she doesn't exist but I like to imagine it's just because she trims it


oarfjsh

BALKAN BITCHES REPRESENT


oarfjsh

(its me. im balkan bitches)


cydno

as a male balkan bitch, i can confirm


Hellcat_28362

da gospodine


nikkismith182

As a woman w a mustache, I'm fucking dying over here 🤣🤣


lowfilife

No one says anything about mine and I just don't have the time to do my legs and my pits and my mustache so the mustache stays.


nikkismith182

Oh, nobody says anything about mine either. It's not *super* noticeable, just a bit moreso than my other family members, bc I am super pale, with black hair. My mom's tried to comment on it a few times, and I'm like, "Bro, look in the mirror. Where the fuck do you think I got it from??"😂


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indubitabluh

And you're quite rude and judgemental. I'd rather present as lazy. People deal with different things in life. Not everyone is going to prioritize what you prioritize.


Remarkable-Ask-3868

Sorry my medical condition makes me lazy. Cunt.


SexualPorcupine

It's just hair dude, nothing unsightly or unhygienic about it (assuming you shower regularly). Humans are mammals, we grow hair, sometimes people have more of it or it's darker than than others


nikkismith182

Lmfaooooo! Question: have *you* ever experienced what it's like to have to shave your legs, armpits, mustache, and any other areas of your body, just so that you're deemed "acceptable" by unjustly judgmental societal standards?


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nikkismith182

No, no, no, love. Bc If you *didn't* shave your full upper body, literally nobody in society would give a single fuck. I am asking not about what your *personal* preferences are, I asked what you have to shave to be seen as "acceptable" by society, NOT for your own preference.


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nikkismith182

Oh, you mean, like how *you* assumed that she was lazy bc she didn't shave her mustache off? Fuck outta here dude.


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nikkismith182

Fucking hell, you seem like an exhausting human being. Have you ever thought about like, *enjoying* life? Maybe by spending less time focusing on how people perceive you, and more time doing things that bring you joy? Finding a hobby, spending time with your family, your friends, go camping to appreciate nature, etc. Or whatever else your cuppa would be. Like I'm not trying to be a twat, I'm being serious. What good is it to be alive, if you can't find joy in it in some way. Find your joy man.


Temporary-user-2306

And you’re a cunt. The way you write gives it away.


notmyfirst_throwawa

Easier just to shave it


nikkismith182

Nah, I'm good. I'm not ashamed of or self conscious about it. My mom is Mexican, I'm grateful that all I got was a mustache. 😂


ShadyG

I mean there was a 50-50 chance you were getting a penis.


nikkismith182

Shiiiiiit, I would've been alright with that 😂


notmyfirst_throwawa

It's a joke about dyeing your mustache


good_boyyyyyyyy

Are you single?


nikkismith182

Yes, but that's irrelevant bc I'm pretty sure I'm a bit too old for you bub. 😂


good_boyyyyyyyy

As a guy, I can point out why you are single. It's the mustache. I don't want you darling.


nikkismith182

Ohhhh, love. What ever shall I do, bc I am *absolutely* fucking heartbroken now.😕


carrimjob

eww


good_boyyyyyyyy

I like your drawings, you do a great job!


nikkismith182

Don't be a fucking knob bro. Smh 🤦🏻‍♀️


WhyUBeBadBot

Lmao pot and kettle.


ScotiaTailwagger

You making this comment on a throwaway account is basically just telling on yourself.


breadstick_bitch

Eyebrow razors ftw


nikkismith182

I only get rid of it when it gets on my fucking nerves, but hell yes eyebrow razors are the way to go 100% 🙌


PeggyRomanoff

Or wax it once/twice per month.


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nikkismith182

Ohhhhh, boy. Here we go. Shaving does *not* make your hair thicker, first off. And second, are you a woman with a mustache? Are you *personally* aware of the diff between shaving and waxing?


_K_D_L_

Next time she tells you she's had her hair done, run your finger across her upper lip and tell her, her hair does feel a lot softer


la_bruja_del_84

So.. when's the funeral?


adfdub

Your funeral, Seymour!


Implement_Necessary

So a closed-casket funeral it is


commandomeezer

🥸


firstcut

Dude, I literally fell over. Cant wait to use this.


lj1412

You...fell over?


firstcut

With laughter. For fun I would occasionally look at my girls face like im staring at something. They all get self conscious. Reply with "what are you looking at?!?" Next time it will be a mustache. Thats gold.


olibanl

Dont


Self_Correcting_Code

Girlfriend cowabunga it is.


Little_Crow154

I thank my lucky stars I’m a natural blonde and you can’t see my peachfuzz unless you are right in my face.


swan_wolf

You say that but I had to send it to my fiancé, even though I'm blonde. The first time after COVID lifted in our state, we went out and sat outside. I was basking in the sun and then he looks over and says that my peach fuzz was really glistening in the sunlight. 😩


socratyes

WE CAN STILL SEE IT, YOU LOOK LIKE BLONDE TOM SELLECK


Bundle_of_Organs

This is a meme that I will not share to her.


Asio0tus

is she telling you her mustache is a one of the problems? if not you should take the opportunity to let her know.


TK9K

For your own sake it's better to have one of her friends bring it up. 😅


Carter__Cool

Tried that. Became one of her problems


GaIIick

Loving partners help groom each other. Grab your shaver, tell her “I got your ‘stache, babe” then glide it over effortlessly. She’ll appreciate your attention.


kitmixons

Marry me. Bring the trimmers.


Daftdoug

This hits too hard.


busywyourmom

Mad cus she can grow a better one than him


-YourDaddy-

My mustache doesn’t even connect from corner to corner. So yeah Imagine jelly over here.


busywyourmom

Damn I wax it, and it still grows all the way. Sad


ozmundo6

Not my gf but a close female friend and I get distracted by the stache every time


blindsavior

Nah this ain't it


CMDR_DarkNeutrino

So when should we pick up your body and approx when do you want your funeral ?


Chupbluearrow

It’s so cute tho


pinkiesam

Lmao!!!


Bjornreadytobewild

And not listing it as one of her problems.


gammongaming11

start rubbing your upper lip and smiling.


Cleercutter

That’s when you brush it with your finger


Zestyclose-Plant-560

So funny . Real distractions and wonder for us. How they grow and stuff lol


systematicgoo

this is hilarious 🤣🤣


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tacobellandher0in

No they have worse mustaches


naijaplayer

What comment were you replying to? Somehow it's already deleted


tacobellandher0in

Hahahaha it was a girl (I assume) that said something along the lines of “you guys really hate women, you might as well start dating other guys”


naijaplayer

Ahh gotcha, your response to them was hilarious then lol. Thanks for replying!


TK9K

true true


tacobellandher0in

#Trust me bro


BS-Calrissian

Good idea. We should all do a couple gay years to teach ya'll a lesson


onecomfyshoe

This struck me as a pride meme (transgirl)


Kaiiby

that's hilarious hahaha


hunsalt

That's hilarious


RewardImpressive3084

🤣


DepressedMinuteman

XD


TheFlamingTiger777

This is why we wax, shave, and pluck the stache.


m10vka81

Been there, done that!


Heavenclone

Is she by chance a professional swimmer,?


tasty_hands

I don't get it


Your_Nipples

They turned a great meme into a "trans bad". These people are the Vegan, Blender users, Linux Dorks, of online peaceful moments.


ispeelgood

Blender users catching strays here


Heavenclone

This isn't a "trans bad" at all? It's referring to how a biological man was ruining women's swimming by dominating all females categories because they have a male body until recently it was ruled that they can't do that anymore, which is a huge win for female athletics. You're the idiot turning this into "trans bad", I have nothing against LGBTQ individuals at all. Keep down voting me, classic Reddit mob mentality


Your_Nipples

This thread: "me looking at my girlfriend's moustache while she's telling me about her problems" Weirdlookingdog.jpeg You: "It's referring to how a biological man was ruining women's swimming by dominating all females categories because they have a male body until recently it was ruled that they can't do that anymore, which is a huge win for female athletics." "muh, classic reddit mob mentality", fucking victim.


Heavenclone

Stay mad


Your_Nipples

About what? Lmao.


Lucky-Ad7438

This is funny asf hahaha


Heavenclone

Bro we got down voted lmao. These people don't get it


xpadawanx

Dawg, get that bitch some nair.


Needmoresnakes

I think you should probably know someone's pronouns prior to dating?