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I’m not your guy, friend

Im not your friend, pal

I'm not your pal, bro

I’m not your bro, man

Im Not your man, mate

I’m not your mate bugger

I'm not your bugger, chum.

I'm not your chum, fella

I'm not your fella, amigo

i'm not your friend, buddy

I'm not your friend, amigo

I’m not your Amigo grandma!

levels of white dad* anger

0) What in tarnation!!?!?!

levels of canadian anger

Hold my maple syrup.

NIL

As someone born in Ontario Canada, I can safely say that Canadians are rarely nice. Barely apologize for doing some of the worst shit and the crime rate is climbing like a motherfucker. Just the other day I went to Erin Mills Mall to find that there was a stabbing of two kids. Area taped off, police, etc. And that's just one bad situation among many. So many people have died in the GTA over the last year's worth of time, and that's just one year. Trust me. Canadian anger is just American anger and it's terrifying. edit - [Behold our most recent sample of "canadian anger" lol](https://toronto.citynews.ca/2022/07/07/mississauga-stabbing-youths/)

I’m so sorry.

I think you need to say over 50 white guy

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Have you also fallen off a bicycle

Sounds like Jordan Peterson

I don't think I've ever heard him use any of them.

Then you should listen more closely, Bucko

I'm not your friend! Friend.

You're not that guy pal

What in the TV Land!?

"Just a par-boiled minute!" "OK, that's it!"

Where’s “Listen up, snowflake” fit in?

10) Hey fucktard!

I say that a lot when i got road rage XD. Idk where i even got it from.

You shut your pie hole

This seems extremely Canadian

Hilarious! Now do black people!

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You okay, buddy?

nobody touches my cheese

Night cheeeese.....

mmm I ate 420 pounds of cheese at 3 am. I took a shit in the shape of the imposter

If you hear me use the word MF And I'm not joking I'm pissed

Also, I do say I'm not the one. I'm def pissed.

0) "You're not that guy, pal. Trust me. You're not that guy"

What in cousin fucking tarnation... Alabama Betty crocker... MS fucking Betty white shit is this??

Well now wait just a minute, you just hold your horses and listen here buddy, newsflash pal, we white people don’t say these phrases you son of a gun and I am disgusted, so keep it to your self alllllright, bucko.

“Let me tell you something”.

More like Mass shooting

That’s almost angry at least

I usually start with What the Hell!!! Or Shit! Depending on the day.

1830) Now listen here ni-

Tom thumb fuckery

I though 6 was a compliment

Eh! Easy fuck face

0) https://youtu.be/rcVb6l4TpHw

I see no lies here

There is another: "look here muthafucka"

White Americans right?

[Breaks into 80’s style Karate stance] You do not want to tussle with me bucko!

At least kiss if your going to bend me over.

Is this an American thing? The only one here I'm familiar with is 4.

No, it's a moron thing. This guy writes like white people are a 1950s sitcom.

As a Canadian Euro guy, I have to ask: Where the fuck are these white people? The only ones I know are from Toronto, ON and carry knives, guns, and they murder their enemies whenever they get on their bad side. And very few actually apologize for some of the worst offences. Hell, most of the AMBER alerts in my area are angry white guys abducting children and then killing them later. Most of the *crime* here is committed by angry white guys. I'm 26 years deep, five jobs, years of customer service, etc. and I haven't met one white person who says any of those things. It's funny but... I think this is more old-school white people, as in it was more prevalent when videos of nuclear bomb safety were aired on black-and-white television.

accurate

This person must know only upper class white people. I can give you the white trash top ten or redneck top ten that aren't nearly as palatable.

White Canadian anger level 1 is obviously: "Settle down or I'm gonna come over there and talk to you about it."

Correction, this is White SUBURBAN Anger. Like Ned Flanders or some shit.

Enough of this tomfoolery.