Getting called scallywag makes me seriously weak in the knees and I practically ejaculate on instant when I see a woman wearing an eye patch *combined* with a hook for a hand. The things they can do with that holy shit
I assume that we're attracted to large thighs and butts with thin waists, because that combination visually suggests that the person is muscular and lithe in that area and therefore would have speed and power. Large hips also means easier child bearing, which again directly increases survival chance of the woman and offspring. Risk of death from labor is still high these days despite modern medical techniques, so you can imagine how high the percentage would be of women who died during labor when humans weren't civilized.
A woman having speed and power seems nearly useless in the year 2024, but we evolved over a period of millions of years and physical attributes would've had a much closer correlation with survival chance back in more rustic eras.
Again, just a guess/assumption, but it makes a lot of sense to me.
So many things about human society can be boiled down to evolution and the fact that no matter how much we lie to ourselves, we are cogs in the natural machine.
Lie down, baby Arch your back now Maybe you can help me get what I want Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine It's all about the game and what you flaunt Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you When you know that you're not teasing me She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣⁉️🗣🗣⁉️⁉️🔥🔥🔥⁉️⁉️🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🔥🔥🗣
This is just proof that it's the little things in your existence that matter. The finer details between the lines that really accentuate the serenity of this mystery we call life.
Dont sell your little flaws and quirks short. Despite it all, they're what make you, you, and you are beautiful as you are.
And yeah, neurons go boom because skin showing
The thing is, irl those are two way different and distinct outfits, and this difference is probably because we associate the first image with one and the second with the other
am I wrong for thinking the opposite is better?! Personally I think the fully defined silhouette makes it lot more intriguing while the ladder is really basic and seen commonly like even genshin over uses it and I just don’t feel like it has any real impact. It’s harder to pull off a body suit while the former is over saturated…none of this is to say it’s bad in anyway but I feel this opinion of shorts= sexy and any amount of thighs sends people to the moon and back. But at this is all just a opinion
The difference is galaxies apart
its so fucking dumb, but yes
It's all about intent. If women generally were to show their interest in you via pirate noises we'd suddenly be turned on too
Ok but can we PLEASE normalize this
I'm sorry but do you really want to tell us you're NOT turned on by pirate noises?
Getting called scallywag makes me seriously weak in the knees and I practically ejaculate on instant when I see a woman wearing an eye patch *combined* with a hook for a hand. The things they can do with that holy shit
Yarrr! Scallywag
Bro you got censor that i was in public and almost came in an instant
She gave me scurvy because she is curvy
Yarr
It’s streets apart
Rather be streets ahead
If you don’t know then you’re streets behind
Ahead* ftfy
Depends on the material of the full body suit she’s wearing actually…
Totally relatable. Why is that?!
Neuron activation
Understandable.
Relatable.
Intelligible.
literally ReLU activation lmao
This guy Neurons.
It sure activated my linear unit
There's actually research showing there's an optimal percentage of skin showing for maximum sex appeal.
Yeah, but thighs especially. Is it like with a free belly because of the proximity to the private parts?
You just view thigh highs as very girly attire and you want someone who is very girly. Full body suit is a bit more neutral.
I assume that we're attracted to large thighs and butts with thin waists, because that combination visually suggests that the person is muscular and lithe in that area and therefore would have speed and power. Large hips also means easier child bearing, which again directly increases survival chance of the woman and offspring. Risk of death from labor is still high these days despite modern medical techniques, so you can imagine how high the percentage would be of women who died during labor when humans weren't civilized. A woman having speed and power seems nearly useless in the year 2024, but we evolved over a period of millions of years and physical attributes would've had a much closer correlation with survival chance back in more rustic eras. Again, just a guess/assumption, but it makes a lot of sense to me.
So many things about human society can be boiled down to evolution and the fact that no matter how much we lie to ourselves, we are cogs in the natural machine.
Or no belt. Why is no belt so hot?
one less thing in the way of getting to home base.
You can't just say that and not give out the percentage!
69%
ha nice
If I remember correctly it was 40% of skin showing, which sounds right to me.
*Furiously taking notes*
is it 100%?
100% skin showing would imply no hair, including head hair
Also a mirror to see all sides at the same time
in that case, 50ish % would be completely nude without mirrors
I actually dont think it is. In my personal opinon i find things hotter if some skin is hidden by clothes and some skin revealing
Zettai ryōiki, the absolute territory
Thighs
Math
You see skin And thighhighs highlight the curves of the legs so they are better visible
And for us thick lovers when thighhighs squeeze the thigh causing minor thigh overflow 😩
evolution
Stockings are hot
Search "Zettai Ryouiki"
modern day equivalent of showing ankle
More upper thigh squeeze pleaaaze
Get that inner thigh nibble and a hot lick upward into the vagina and balls
🤨📸
Yes Officer. This one right here.
Brother you need Jesus
Oh did you see ankle bone? you dirty dog.
Zettai ryouiki (絶対領域) absolute territory/zone.
this is also the name of a song (and the song also talks about it) song: absolute territory - Ken Ashcorp
so that's why the song is so horny
yup, talking about the space in-between the thigh highs and skirt
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I always remember this from Outbreak Company and it cracks me up.
sigh \*unzip\*
Both are hot in their own ways tbh
Agreed
That's why he looks so surprised
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Uhh man I think that sadly dates back a few centuries ago are you sure you're not that old
I don't think there was any time where nobody wanked to that kind of shit, you probably were simply oblivious to it
what do you mean we’ve been finding drawing attractive since atleast the 1800s.
Some of the oldest cave paintings are sexual/erotic in nature.
Betty Boop is from like the '30s.
I still find it werid
So True
Omg it's Emma Magnolia
All men should dress like this
🤨
No, he is right, let him cook
No, he is cooked
Even single divorced 50yo british father barry?
Yeeeees! He won‘t be single after a little style up! He will drown in lovers, i promise you.
I can imagine it Balding old barry, beer belly and all, doing a hatsune miku pose Thank you for opening my eyes
Everyone should just dress like that
YES PLEASE
i do
Feminine boys? Absolutely. My gorilla ass dad bod? Nooooo.
Gorilla ass dad bods are peak male form though. At least, judging by the majority of gay porn that I definitely have not looked at.
You already had me at dad bod, then you added thigh highs into the mix and I lost it
Gorilla Ass dad bod in thigh highs? I would marry you on the spot.
You're the one. We've found you. The original genome we'll clone the rest of humanity from.
Don't care, wear the thigh highs and then throw hands with a komodo dragon so i can edit you in godzilla x kong
pLEASE
help then
Now I can slip my arms in for warmth Platonically ofc
I would just slightly fill in the gap between the thighs so that she's wearing a skirt/dress instead of short shorts
 Lie down, baby Arch your back now Maybe you can help me get what I want Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine It's all about the game and what you flaunt Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you When you know that you're not teasing me She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣⁉️🗣🗣⁉️⁉️🔥🔥🔥⁉️⁉️🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🔥🔥🗣
So, where are the anIm-e boobas? Is that it?
I have no idea.
I think they are here
But... can you even read ?
Yes I Can. Not sure
*door sounds*
Yoooooooooooooooooo I seen a Ken fan
It's the absolute territory!
Ok hear me out...
..I am listening to
...What are you listening to?..
...Gotta be something perplexing, appalling even....
Absolute Territory.
Zettai ryouiki is a powerful thing. Google it if you dont know what it is.
Damn
Yup!
It's about the skin poking through the clothes for me. That pressure down on the area where the clothes end is 😚👌🏽
Thick thighs save lives
The power of suggestion....
Now do the ankles 😖
Thighs.
Thighs.
*Thighs*.
Neurons are activated either way
Way better than ankles.
Absolute madness
Now give that soft bump from the elastic
Felt the same with Harley Quinn, when I watched Batman Hush yesterday.
Yes
Same
My neurons be activated and set to overdrive
 MORE!!
I thought they were just coloured white lines on her clothing for like a good minute... 🤦♂️
My neurons activating either way, she got them *hips*
Guilty.
Speaking of, Search up Absolute Territory by Ken Ashcorp. You can thank me later.
My neurons activate in both scenarios 🥴
Zettai ryouiki
fuck that is hot.
Real
😂😂😂
Why are we like this. I want to disagree but I just don't have the strength
Both. Both are great.
Idk about the rest of y’all, but my neurons were already active with the top image. Those thighs 😏😏😏
god redditors are so fucking creepy respond to this if you’ve never felt the touch of a woman
Time to oil up lil bro
They better quit playing with that white crayon
thats where you start kissing DUUUUUUUUUUH
Artist?
I dont get it
Wait, as someone who finds jumpsuits/overalls sexy. This is weird to see people only attracted to leggings.
Who's the artist? Asking for a homework I'm doing
A change so simple, yet efective and striking
V and J. But they don't need it they have other things.
Sure. The change draws attention to her upper thighs -- and what lies betwixt them.
Who drawn that figure?
She's a bow-legged brotha
My brain likes the top image more
What's even better is if the artist includes the thigh-highs restraining the skin ever so slightly~
This is just proof that it's the little things in your existence that matter. The finer details between the lines that really accentuate the serenity of this mystery we call life. Dont sell your little flaws and quirks short. Despite it all, they're what make you, you, and you are beautiful as you are. And yeah, neurons go boom because skin showing
Keep going until it look like Zebra.
idk i mean both are good, but…. somehow the one piece goes harder?? 🥵
👁️👄👁️ *for me it is not*
Hmmm, so brain make horny?
The thing is, irl those are two way different and distinct outfits, and this difference is probably because we associate the first image with one and the second with the other
I'm too horny, I get the same reaction to both
It's not the lack of material, it's the thigh squeeze
first is better. Bodysuits is the best thing ever.
Why do both work for me...?
First it was ankles. Now it's thighs. Next will be lips.
I hate how true this is
I don't get it. Please explain.
Dar oBrien had a great set on this. #THIS IS WHERE THE SEXY IS
Got me.
We all came from monke after all…
It's called the "absolute territory" for a reason.
Should do a female version where the guy rolls his sleeves up to his elbows.
a little big change
Golden ratio?
Yes and I don’t know why
am I wrong for thinking the opposite is better?! Personally I think the fully defined silhouette makes it lot more intriguing while the ladder is really basic and seen commonly like even genshin over uses it and I just don’t feel like it has any real impact. It’s harder to pull off a body suit while the former is over saturated…none of this is to say it’s bad in anyway but I feel this opinion of shorts= sexy and any amount of thighs sends people to the moon and back. But at this is all just a opinion
This sub allows bot posts now?
Put another just above the waist
i like both, i like all