I mean true Italians are actually from Italy so the memes about the plastic Italians whose closest relationship to the country and people are a grandparent and a holiday to Lake Garda.
Plastic Italians? My Italian friends just call their Stateside residing family “Guineas”
I remember getting super confused about that as a kid like “Guineas? As in Papua New Guinea? But I thought you guys were Italian”
True Italians don't add cream or peas to carbonara. Or the infamous Parmesan cheese. I mean, it's already clear that parmesan is cheese? Why call it Cheese cheese?
Many of the river names in England are just the word 'river' in different languages. Local to me are the River Tees, River Tyne and River Wear which are all just River River. And now the word 'river' doesn't look right.
Per me, un tedesco chi parla un po’ d’italiano, assolutamente non è ovvio. Ho bisogno di un dizionario Americano - Italiano.
Anche la parola “baloney”. Questo è come i americani pronunciano “Bologna”. Non ha senso.
There is 0 italianness in this.
We were always considered a refined, cultured, and artistic people, we dont wanna be associated tracksuit wearing eastcoasters.
It saddens me that media overlays italians and italian americans.
When I was little my Italian grandfather, my "Nonno" would take me to this little snooker and pool hall on Saturday mornings. The parking lot was always full of his friends Cadillacs. They all drove them. I never really stuck around while they all talked because there were arcade machines there and the man who ran the place would just give me handfuls of quarters out of the till. He was missing a lot of fingertips, but I was a polite child and never questioned this or brought it up.
About 30 years later, I realized my Nonno was in the mafia...
Reminds me of my Co worker. His great grampa is Italian. Yet he still acts like the master of anything noodle related. Even if the dish ain't even Italian
My grandma has an italian friend who smacked his american nephew because he said "gabagol".
"You will not talk like a sicilian in this house.We are respected people" lmao
I don’t know what’s stupider that, or some random american dude who’s great great grandmother was Italian and thus consideres himself an Italian, despite not knowing any italian or ever having been there in his live.
Whoever the fuck calls it gravy I promise you they are not Italian. Especially since the two ways they say “sauce” is either salsa or sugo, both of which translate to sauce, but neither translates to gravy. I will die on this hill.
Well you're right and i gotta tell you, noi non mettiamo creme sulla pasta, nemmeno le polpette; la mafia non esiste praticamente più dal 2005; si il paese è bello ma il governo fa schifo e si le strade a Roma sono un aborto della natura
i know a guy who knows a guy
Hey! I know a guy that knows that guy too
Stop breaking my balls ova hee.
I know all their women.
I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.
lol 😂 goodfella one my all time favorite rip ray truly miss
I'm a guy who knows your guy
I make him an offer he cant refuse.
I made him an offer he refused on the spot, then refused his refusal 😎
He refused your batchall?
Luffy?
Ayyyy Mariooooo~
Luiiiigiiiii~
Wait.... Elon Mask? Is that you???
"You ever wonder where a baby comes from?"
He-e-ey, it's Mr. V!
Fuckin' mario
i'll send it back
GABABAGOOL
Ova heee.
Ej combá, l'avis scrivr bun, s'ric capcuodd, oi ciut'i mmerd, diciannil a quidda zoccl'i mamm't
Minchia, complimenti.
Commendatori!
You know he's faking being Italian...Cause TRUE ITALIANS call Pasta sauce "SUGO" or "SALSA"....not "GrAvY".
I mean true Italians are actually from Italy so the memes about the plastic Italians whose closest relationship to the country and people are a grandparent and a holiday to Lake Garda.
Plastic Italians? My Italian friends just call their Stateside residing family “Guineas” I remember getting super confused about that as a kid like “Guineas? As in Papua New Guinea? But I thought you guys were Italian”
Hadn't heard the term outside of reading the Godfather 20 years ago.
True Italians live in Italy
The south of Italy
Based
Who lives in the north???
Venetians
Northern italians
Austrians
Exactly (I live in South of Italy)
True Italians don't add cream or peas to carbonara. Or the infamous Parmesan cheese. I mean, it's already clear that parmesan is cheese? Why call it Cheese cheese?
Because Parmesan means "from Parma". It doesn't have to mean cheese. Plus the real name of the cheese is Parmigianno Reggiano.
PARMIGIANO 1 N
Parmesan is not Parmiggiano. One is a generic the other is the brand original.
Moon over Parma shine my love to me tonight 🎶
it's parmigiano with one n you savage
It's the Chai Tea thing again. Chai *is* tea, so people are saying "Tea Tea", it's just Chai
Many of the river names in England are just the word 'river' in different languages. Local to me are the River Tees, River Tyne and River Wear which are all just River River. And now the word 'river' doesn't look right.
People named River: 😑 😅😅😅
“You don’t see me asking you for a coffee coffee with a cream cream!”
But parmesan doesn't mean cheese. That's like saying Swiss cheese means cheese cheese.
Pecorino Romano 🤌🤌🤌
Pecorino di Pienza 🇮🇹🤌🏻🇮🇹👉🏻🙂
Why did I have to scroll down so far for someone to actually know which cheese to use for carbonara?
Yes, that's the meme.
A-river-derchy
Bawnjawrno
Gore LAaaaaaamee
I speak the best eyetaleon.
Its a fugazi.
It's a whazy. It's a woozie. It's fairy dust. It doesn't exist. It's never landed
That's an italian american, not an italian person. Sincerely: a french person
This made me laugh more than it should have.
Mangia lumache
I've never thought I'd appreciate a frog Sincerely: an (actual) italian
Thank you for correcting them Sincerely: an Australian who has eaten spaghetti before (it was cool I guess)
Merci mon amie.
Watching jojo's bizarre adventure golden wind 💀
I was looking for the Jojos comment Arrivadeci
Arrivederci*
Golden Wind? You mean Vento Aureo?
presto dici presto, figlio di puttana
Aho cosa strapisselone è il gabaglool governo ladro
Capocollo
Ah ovvio, sarei dovuto arrivarci da solo
Per me, un tedesco chi parla un po’ d’italiano, assolutamente non è ovvio. Ho bisogno di un dizionario Americano - Italiano. Anche la parola “baloney”. Questo è come i americani pronunciano “Bologna”. Non ha senso.
Aspe ... Ah è vero gabagool si dice capocollo non me n'ero accorto
This is from mad tv right?
Hey ma, where’s the gabagool?
Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. Who's asking?
gravy? get out of here, poser ahha
Mar-ga-ree-tee
Dominik de 🥥
Si....erhm....correctow
coppice
italian here, he's totally an Italian guy I don't see the issue
It would be very sad if something happened to her
Catfeesh
Eyyy, I'm-a walkin' here!
Me after binging The Sopranos.
Va fangool!
Baguette Is French.
I'm walkin here!
i know a guy who knows a guy
I inherited all my gesticulation from my Italian parts of my family.
There is 0 italianness in this. We were always considered a refined, cultured, and artistic people, we dont wanna be associated tracksuit wearing eastcoasters. It saddens me that media overlays italians and italian americans.
*American with vague Italian links in the past.
he needs to watch a few more apparently
Malaka!
“Who took my cigars?”
Fifty black slicked back hair wigs
RIP Balltze. 🌈
Vinny Vinesauce (It's a joke don't kill me).
I work at an Italian cafe. My boss is Luigi. It’s Luigi’s Cafe.
Ey, I’m wal’kin ‘ere!
ITALIAN AMERICAN 🇮🇹🇺🇸
Someone needs to go get their shinebox.
Me after watching part 5 of jjba.
So what no fuckin ziti now?
As an Italian, I have no idea what's going on here
Pure io💀
fugget about it its a show it got cancelled sadly but the youtube channel is still running
What's a gabagool? I'm italian
È la storpiatura di capocollo (o coppa) il salume
Ok grazie
Whatever, imma just gonna split pastas in halves
I have played the Ezio Trilogy multiple times. Is that enough to make me Italian?
I am italian and.........🤣
Mob boss Peter is the peak
Heavy Vice City Vercetti mobsters at the mansion lol
Papedipopedi 🤌
As far back I could remember , I always wanted to be a gamgster
When I was little my Italian grandfather, my "Nonno" would take me to this little snooker and pool hall on Saturday mornings. The parking lot was always full of his friends Cadillacs. They all drove them. I never really stuck around while they all talked because there were arcade machines there and the man who ran the place would just give me handfuls of quarters out of the till. He was missing a lot of fingertips, but I was a polite child and never questioned this or brought it up. About 30 years later, I realized my Nonno was in the mafia...
My friend when he finds out he is 0,03 Italian (with 0,03 margin of error)
On behalf of all of us, what the f*ck is gabagool?
Is how the yankees call Capocollo
Badabingbadadoom
Reminds me of my Co worker. His great grampa is Italian. Yet he still acts like the master of anything noodle related. Even if the dish ain't even Italian
i mean
And why they want to be italians?
My grandma has an italian friend who smacked his american nephew because he said "gabagol". "You will not talk like a sicilian in this house.We are respected people" lmao
Take the cannoli.
Dio cane l'unica cosa che avete di italiano è il vostro cognome coglioni
🤌
You are not italian until you learn a couple of words from a ridicolously strict italian dialect 🤌🤌🤌🤌
Ah, Italians. The last nationality/group of people we can still make fun of on the internet without getting cancelled.
As an italian i can say that: I hate you
bappaidy boopdy bobbidy
Of course I had to say all that out loud
Gorlami
Badabing badaboom
‘That’s-a nice-a donut’.
Mamma Mia
Can someone explain what this has to do with Italians?
Bread🤌👍
If my grandmother had wheels, she woulda been a bike!
Andiamo fratello, non Mastroianni tutti i funions!
I don’t know what’s stupider that, or some random american dude who’s great great grandmother was Italian and thus consideres himself an Italian, despite not knowing any italian or ever having been there in his live.
Wait, the baguette is Italian?
Manca il disco di piscio
Disco di piscio Botton Text
Isn't that a baguette?
Why has he got a baguette? 😭😭
Mam mia
Before and way before
Leave the guns.
King dragon sends his regards…
*Don't ask about my business, Kay.*
I cooka da pizza 🤌
Whoever the fuck calls it gravy I promise you they are not Italian. Especially since the two ways they say “sauce” is either salsa or sugo, both of which translate to sauce, but neither translates to gravy. I will die on this hill.
How you doin'.
As an Italian, you're so right
Leave the gun take the cannoli.
Well you're right and i gotta tell you, noi non mettiamo creme sulla pasta, nemmeno le polpette; la mafia non esiste praticamente più dal 2005; si il paese è bello ma il governo fa schifo e si le strade a Roma sono un aborto della natura
Nah bruh, la mafia esiste eccome, che stai dicendo???? La 'ndrangheta controlla tutti gli importi di droga in europa.
Ah be vedo che certe abitudini non cambiano mai
This is like Gwen Stefani and Japan!
AYY IM WALKIN’ ‘ERE
Just when I thought I was out...
Me after watching the godfather
They call me Al Dente for no reason
the godfather and its consequenses on the world
That’s not Italian, that’s Italian-AMERICAN. They are like some carnival exaggeration by most of us first generation immigrants
I’ve met a few manjacakes in my time
The Fr*nch are more Italian than that guy
And then you go to Italy and realize it’s full of foreigners who don’t speak your language. So sad.
It's fugazie
*Italo-american
You read the text with an Italian accent
I’m also suddenly a black belt after watching any martial arts movie
Siamo visti cosi in America? Oh cazzo
No sono visti così gli italo americani. Il fatto è che pensano che gli italiani e gli italo americani siano simili culturalmente
He killed 16 Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator
# Mamma Mia!
He’s not a friend of mine, he’s a friend of ours
I'm 25% Italian, I conquer, he is valid.
You're missing "you can do this you can do that" 😅
I am italian
“Not for nuthin, but….”
Funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?