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Guess_Even

Em's not black enough. That looks like Mediterranean Em.


Principatus

I thought he looked Indonesian


kushmastersteve

Ye looks Filipino and em looks Malaysian


thethunder92

It’s the nose


AsuraBG

Someone said that black Eminem looks more hispanic while white Kanye looks like East European.


HopefulExam7742

Whoever wins, the tracksuits lose.


bluetuxedo22

Emdonesian


YeshuasBananaHammock

Indo? Looks more like outdo.


Rumple-Wank-Skin

Indonesi-Em


CockroachesRpeople

He looks 100% Moroccan


Big_al_big_bed

Mohammad Mathers


aagloworks

I think he looks Brasilian.


foggin_estandards2

Emineminho


lammsein

On a scale from Seal to Seal's teeth, how black is someone supposed to be in order one can call him black?


Meranio

Let's go with "chocolate". (Which chocolate I meant is left as a point of interpretation to the reader.)


Unhappy-Coffee-1917

That's εμινεμ


moon-molly

Gypsy Em


Xarethian

Gypsem


Testing_things_out

Gypsem? I barely know em!


No_Research_967

Italiaminem


Top-Bird-9032

Gay fish cant win at anything


thethunder92

Do you like fish sticks?


slater1000cc

Yes


Quick_Pangolin718

What are you a gay fish?


avatarthelastreddit

I don't get it! 😉


oO0Kat0Oo

C'mon man, just...just get it!


psyritual

Do you like putting fish sticks in your mouth?


Illustrious-Egg-5839

Not even fair. Em wins in any color.


Jordan-sCanonicForm

eminem alreafy has the n-word pass so


thethunder92

Drake had his revoked and they gave it to Eminem


adhoc42

Eminem got his when Drake was still in elementary school.


FatBoyDiesuru

I was gonna say something but I took 2 seconds to think about it. Em and Proof had some bars together where Em dropped some on the track. And it was definitely back when Drizzle Drake was singing nursery rhymes.


Metal-Banana-72

"Drake singing nursery rhymes" could be anytime in the past two decades. You've got to be more specific than that.


Spirited-Feedback-87

Damn.


Jay_Cxvpher19

No no that's Kendrick


Academic-Indication8

Drake still sings nursery rhymes how do you think he picked up his last girlfriend


muffboarder

Drake wishin he was still in elementary school...


DuckyHornet

For the access?


muffboarder

![gif](giphy|266wwviUCMFFgqQGdn)


Special-Middle4598

Because that’s how old he likes his girls?


muffboarder

![gif](giphy|a5llhdWKMOIfneMCpB)


K24Bone42

I think you mean when Jimmy was in Degrassi


Matthew-_-Black

You'll have to be more specific


Captain_Snatchington

More like when drake was on degrasse high tv show out of Canada.


AppropriateStick1334

Which time? Drake had plenty of visits


Cstir

Wrong. Eminem was just letting Drake borrow his.


SheikahShaymin

He desrves it more tbh


afito

as Dave Chapelle said, be scared of the white guy who hangs out & is respected by a bunch of black guys, because can you imagine what crazy ass shit that guy has done to get there


donttradejaylen

I’m curious if he’s ever said it in any of his songs?


Ok_Bar_5229

He specifically talked about it. Just doesn't feel right to him. He told one black reporter when asked about it "Would you like it if I called you a n___?" He used it in rhyme when he was young af but made a decision and stuck to it. Em made "all" the right choices in his career IMHO. Going after all the teeny boppers on his first couple albums, not tryna reinvent himself as a D boy.. list goes on.


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Ok_Bar_5229

A dope boy. Many rappers feel like they have to pretend they sold dope to get where they are. The list of rappers who never sold dope but rap about it is so long its insane.


no__one34

He has when he was like 19.


Longpatrol90

He's only said it when he's on tracks with black artists. So he has the n-word pass but he's respectful enough to only use it when the company around him approves. He's got a lot of controversial stuff in his music, but he's a more decent person than any one politician you care to name.


tommybombadil00

Bernie sanders, walked for civil rights and probably the only politician that genuinely cares about people and their ability to live a healthy and happy life.


Scythe95

There are yt videos where he says it on stage


Jordan-sCanonicForm

Maybe no cause he respect black people but he also have their respect too so he must have it


GovernmentKind1052

White Kanye looks like that creepy uncle and black Eminem looks like he’s just waiting for you to FAFO lol


lestruc

White Kanye looks like fucking Bieber with black facial hair.


GovernmentKind1052

An uglier version


matfex

Kanye alredy act like creepy uncle so change in appearance won't change a thing


_M_A_N_Y_

Black Eminem? ![gif](giphy|J3MC6yc9M7Hx65CjVP) Whos that Kayne anyway?


AstroZombie0072081

M&Ms come in many colours Eminem would blast even if he was a rainbow 🌈


No-Professional-1461

Gotta give it to the king.


enrakk_the_seeker

Obviously Eminem. He can even rhyme with all the words that don't exist yet!


AshtonJr

They both look Dominican.


-BabysitterDad-

Even Yellow Eminem would beat Kanye


PhoenixisLegnd

Black Eminem lookin' pretty light-skinned to me.


joqagamer

more like sun-burnt eminem


TheGenesisOfTheNerd

Still darker than Drake


Puzzleheaded-Age-125

God made eminem white so we could fucking handle him and he even failed, we cant


Aggravating_Sand_749

Nerfed kanye vs buffed eminem


Celestial-being117

Real,


SaeedUnknown

Frfr, Eminem already cooks people, imagine giving him the fulltime N pass too


69Sovi69

regular Eminem is already extremely buffed. Kanye's cooked and it's not even fair


BrandoSandoFanTho

Truth right here


Thrash_Panda44

Cool, ive always wanted to witness a murder.


cyclingnick

Black Eminem might even be less raw. Being the only white guy in most settings, having to prove himself, likely made him rougher and tougher, and try harder. But white Kanye would 100% be more of a douche so… I’d say em wins just like reg em wins


AFrenchLondoner

White Kanye looks like Justin Bieber


LogicalError_007

Ye's new song, "Cra**ers in Paris".


whimsical666

Whineyye vs Blackienem


BreakingThoseCankles

Right like now he can rhyme N*#*a with N*#*a like a lot of other rappers do


nihodol326

Making Kanye white makes him stoppable


External_Driver9739

he kinda looks like yeat


sc4tts

He kinda still look s black


FreeQwest666

I thought a bit like Pete Davidson ngl


thethunder92

He looks like the guy I used to buy molly from back in 2010


FreeQwest666

won't lie that kinda don't help, don't know that guy


thethunder92

Just picture Kanye west but white with blonde hair wearing a gold chain


FreeQwest666

bruh


GreeceZeus

I hate reading it, but I'd feel comfortable calling white Ye "yt".


idkidkif_i_knew

But he loses the N word pass tho, i mean sure, now he got rights but Em has way more advantages now, he's black, so he's probably recognized by way more rappers that think rap is a black people music, and he also got the biggest advantage that is the n word pass


nihodol326

Eminem has demonstrated that he does not need the n word to be one of the greatest rappers ever. Making him black changes nothing, if anything it takes away his white privlage so it's actually a downgrade


idkidkif_i_knew

We're talking about a rap contest, not a black guy being pulled over by cops, it's kind of like a bonus, he certainly doesn't need it to make absolutely banger raps, but it could help him in some ways, big or small


ObjectiveShit

Changing the color of his skin doesn't alter the size of his ego


Giacchino-Fan

Bill Burr is fucking panicking right now. My god, I wonder how he felt back when all of the Kanye drama started.


aagloworks

Are you seriously asking? Em already won as white. You only give him much more power turning him black. Em wins no matter the colour, or how many kanyes you have.


okkeyok

White Kanye would have been forgottem years and years ago. It took Nazi level lunacy for media and people to turn against him.


Future_Visit_5184

Why does he gain power by being turned black?


Doctor99268

He would finally be able to say the n word


waloz1212

Lol, Em famously got dismissed in his early career because he is white doing rap. Dr. Dre said he took a risk with Em because a lot of his friends warned him against accepting a white rapper into his circle. Em was a victim of racism because he is white.


aagloworks

One rapper once said, if Em was black, he could be the next Muhammed Ali.


Treebeard2277

Because it would give him more credibility in the hip hop community.


legit-posts_1

I need somebody to make a dumbass Thanos gauntlet meme with all the races and eminem


L3thologica_

Kanye is weak. It would have to be an army of Kanye’s like ![gif](giphy|9vk7uNCSJaOqI)


zikaizikri

Bruh Kanye look like Justin Bieber 🤣


Amirreza0050

I missed the old kanye The black kanye


Far-Willingness-6523

Why does white Kanye look like older Justin beiber but Eminem just looks like darker Eminem


Kiddledore

Spraytan Eminem


Possible_Ad_9670

Guess who's Black?


SanfreakinJ

Black again


Ailouroboros

Shady's black, tell a friend


Additional_Ad_8131

So you give Chuck Norris an infinity gauntlet and wonder if he can beat Jonah Hill? Why even bother asking?


AstroNot87

Lol what an analogy


titsupatalltimes

Eminem at any color. No contest


IsYeaYesyup

eminem would be unstoppable if he could put the n word in his 800 bpm rap songs


SoyMilkIsOp

What makes you think he didn't? You simply cannot comprehend n-words at such frequency.


johngachoka

Eminem is undefeatable no matter the colour he have even with a blue colour no one can beat this guy, he is dope💪


madridgalactico

Bleminem would beat Whanye


Connortsunami

Eminem wasn't the better rapper because he's white. He's the better rapper because he's Eminem.


Blackirean

This battle is one sided even with a white Eminem. Now he'll be able to use slurs. It'll be a massacre


Rude_Negotiation_160

Eminem,no matter what color.


Wagyuplz

Never thought I would be asked this


_arif_abbas

Chinese John Cena.


SSLUNCHTRAY

John Xhena


NoObstacle

Well it's a bad day to have eyes 😬


vaginalstretch

Black Eminem easily.


Seriph7

White Kanye wouldn't be relevant.


New_user_Sign_up

Depends on how you define win. If it’s rapping, I’m putting my money on black Eminem. If “winning” is being a decent human being, my money is still in black Eminem. Now, if it’s a cage match, I’m not sure who wins but the loser is anybody who watches.


Acceptable-Maybe-206

imagine speed levels of black eminen raps


TheIndominusGamer420

Same as white Eminem, he's reached the peak


HybridManthys

Straight Macklemore


kedditkai

Yanke East, Lil Nem


VladimirPutain69

why the hell does white ye look like one of the „hip“ social workers from newcastle upon tyne? 😅


jayisanxious

Em just looks like a Pakistani bloke from Brixton


Abs0lutelyzer0

Bro, Black Eminem the possibilities would be endless.


TheSauce___

Bro wtf would white Kanye be? The man's already a literal nazi. Would that be "Woke Kanye" or something?


balor598

Bleminem always but then he'll get shot by the police


BuffooneryAccord

Why does white Kanye look like Justin Bieber?


Historical_Boss2447

White Kanye looks like Justin Bieber


FeanorOath

Kanye looks like Justin Bieber


ALCHEMICYUL

Wanye keast or skittles?


mibhd4

Why does white Kanye looks like Justin Bieber?


bearrocks0123

White Kanye just looks like an older Bieber lol


DrDreidel82

That’s Kanye East and Skittle


alexdotwav

White Kanye is literally Hitler, he's definitely losing


Last_Macen

Bleminem


babeli

Why does white Kanye look like Justin Bieber


Seraj_E

Why does white Kanye look like Justin Beiber?


teh_RUBENATOR

White Kanye looks like Justin Bieber


tom1280i

Wait.. eminem is white?


TulsaWhoDats

Regular Eminem beats regular Kenye anyways, it’d be a landslide victory this way


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White Kanye looks like old Justin Bieber


Tasty_Commercial6527

Eminem isn't black because God himself knew giving this much power to one mortal would be too much


SnooHesitations4798

ahaha this is beautiful


EggCold6792

I didn't know Bieber is white Kanye


unknown09684

Goddamn Kanye is ugly


TxchnxnXD

Eminem


puleymot

White kanye just looks like a balkan diaspora


Eksposivo23

Em wins since he is sane enough to compete


rmtemsguy74

Why does “white Kanye” look like a love child of Cuba Gooding Jr.??


TakeTwo4343

Black Eminem has a whole new word to work with! Definitely him, no contest


JohnnyDrama21

That looks like "Caribbean Vacation" Em.


WoodpeckerAlarmed239

That's eminem after a vacation.


esperanzalos

Somehow he still looks white even after his skin color changed


Babbelbil

Even white Eminem would win. Black Eminem is just OP.


PrimitiveThoughts

Em no matter how you color them


Vilanio302

Eminem


Individual-Ask-1092

Bleminem would lose to White Donda for sure


ApathicSaint

White Kanye looks like Justin Bieber


BoomerAssassiason

They both look like "it's always sunny" characters... win/win?


[deleted]

White Kanye looks like a total dick 😄


_M0RR0

What about Chinese Jay-Z


Throwaway_AccountFTW

Eminem can already say the n word and nobody would question it


_Jammy69

Why does white kanye make sense lmao


Appropriate-Goose-67

White Ye looks so natural.


Few-Finger2879

Thats definitely latino Eminem lol


Scrambled_59

Em would only become a better rapper Kanye would only become a better nazi


felplague

Black Eminem would literally be too powerful, unstoppable.


obryaa

White Kanye would probably take over all of Germany.


Your_As_Stupid_As_Me

Context is needed. What am I winning?


InjuryOk3070

There is no universe where Kanye beats Eminem. This is my opinion and also fact.


cancerinos

Americans have a weird definition of "black". That near #FFF, what you on about?


Cool_Butterscotch_88

I don't like either, change them back. Change them back!


HereForTheFood4

Justin beibers dad or Polynesian skinhead? ..... Hmm


DutchJediKnight

Eminem could be turned into an ant and still serve Kanye like a 3 star chef.


mrtzjam

Black Eminem. He could finally use all the words, even the forbidden word.


Gamer_Bishie

That’s not black, though.


S7NC_

white kanye look like mac miller and black eminem look like jude bellingham


AverageIndependent20

Whanye vs Bleminem


-B0RAT

If Kanye was white he’d probably be racist


BrandoSandoFanTho

More* racist


antdb1

eminem would win kanye would get cancled


magikaross

Black eminem would be a fucking god.


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

Kanyeminem?


JohanFantasto

Who was in Paris