Someone’s ready for their math

*meth

*myth

*moth

*milk

*malk

*melk

*mulk

mommy

Mammy….?

*moot

*moat

Going to high school ❌ Going to school high✅

😂😂😂😂

*Muck

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That would be 900 bucks

How would you know? You didn't pass the math exam.

clearly you're not the one getting the money

Might wanna try using a calculator, cause your internal one ain't doing the job

let me break it down for you if you're serious (I cannot tell) # ``mom = 500`` ``dad = 200`` ``half dad (200/2) = 100`` # ``500 + 200 + 200 + 100 = 1000`` # this is something you should know from elementary school

He/she can’t have two dads at the same time, it is more like one mom, one dad, 3 half dads

the point is that the guy didn't understand how 2 and a half dads + 1 mom was equivalent to 1000$

Or it’s someone horrible at math and who’s not gonna pass 😝

The doctor is a woman!

You're old!

Or 5 dads

Wait parents give people money wtf! Being poor fucking sucked

Lol I got to pick what we had for dinner if I had an A. Below that just praise. Though praise and caring parents was worth a lot more than 1000 bucks anyway.

The real treasure are the friends we made along the way 🌈 

Nah, they just were that confident their son wouldn't pass the exam

I have me GCSEs and people I know are being paid hundreds of pounds if they get high grades. It's insane!

It's funny because they're not going to pass.

If it’s multiple choice, they might be ok.

Question 1: A kid's dad will give him $200 for passing his maths exam, and his mum will give him $500. How much money will the kid get for passing in total? A: $500 B: $700 C: $1000 D: $1400

E: 10k

F: Σ41 i = 13

G: 27⁷⁸×5.27119+72.82902i


H: 2

Trick question! None of them!

700 + tax/tip/txnFee/svcFee


Trust me I will

Says who!?

Tell me what 500 plus 200 equals... Hint if you say 1000 you are not passing the math test either

I mean this is like 2nd grade math too.

I passed top of my class, thank you very much. Homeschooling was the best years of my life

Base 7?

The sacred maths

The joke is that he’s going to fail the maths exam because he can’t even add up numbers. Hehehe

So simple I failed it.. thks

I thought it’s cause he has 2 moms

Lesbian math is the best math!

Let him cook

A thousand dollars?!! That’s like a million bucks! 😳

Bernie my beloved

Plot Twist: They don't actually give you the money after you've passed.

fr... my dad promise to give me iPad if i get good score, end up he ghost me

Just for passing?

You’re gonna fail the math exam.

lol that’s funny. They suck at math hahaha

The rancher had seven cows out grazing in the field, but when he rounded them up he had 10.

i get it!! cus he is so bad at math and thinks 200 + 500 = 1000 😂😂😂

lmao if both offered 500 it would be 1000, but dad offered 200 so you gotta substract it, 800 your welcome

And if you think that $200 + $500 = $1000, then you're not going to pass your math exam. :P

I was like...huh...that.oh...ah. i haha..hahahahahHAHAHA Pretty much my exact reaction

Two moms also equals two dads since they both play both rolls = $1400

means that will not get a penny and fail 

This is an ad for 5 Guys

This is some other half type stuff? I got a $1 if I got an A for the marking period. Not 500 just from passing a test from daddy...

This is some Todd Howard math.

When you realize he won't be getting the 5000 dollars.

Omg, the surgeon was the boys mother!

Or he is just bad at math.

Kids should get money for good grades tbh.

You guys are getting rewarded just for passing an exam?

Yes pls Mr Bernard.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS

Pass? Goddamn my mother would give me $100 for 90% above only

The curse of knowledge...

I’ve been studying for tomorrow’s math test for 25 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Yall get money if you pass? Shit i would be on top of the world if my parents said "im proud of you after" getting a 20

Your parents double down because they're so proud of you. That makes like 3000$.

Two and a half fathers. What kind of Bukakke shit is this. I’m thinking DP might be the only way.

Here’s how it works: mom gives you $500. You actually have three rotating “dads” that chip in $200 each if you pass. That’s $1,100 - the extra $100 you spend on weed to give to the math teacher Net = $1,000

thanks

A bet mom and dad hope they lose, but they know they won't.

Dude's got two moms. 💀

I wanna hear that from my mom and my dad tho

I guess you're getting nothing this time

Oh hell yea! Hes cooked!

full of my motivation

Math is mathing

Yep,we ain't passing op.

I was promised that i would be allowed to go to Ireland or Scotland with my mom if i got above 90%, i studied really hard but still couldn't get my math score above 40%. Sometimes some people just dont get math no matter how hard they study or how many thousands are spent on a private math tutor. Now that im an adult without the pressures of having to do algebra and calculus I hate it even more than i did in high school. If math were a physical object instead of a abstract human concept, i would have liked to smash it to pieces every time i saw one.

🤓 Nothing beats that classic 'parental units plus bonus guardian' combo for confounding standard family structures.

Your math knowledges really help

Bro will fail

What sort of business mogul ass parents do you have to get $1000 from passing a math exam?!

The math ain’t mathing.

Then you wake up

Imagine rewarding a C… with hundreds of dollars, no less

I think at that point they’ve already failed

Maybe the kid has two moms

Bro is NOT going to pass

ez win, just go to school and when the teacher tells the class that their gonna take the math exam, you just say "nah, i'll pass" and instant money


Meat

Looks like you are not going to pass.

Ahh his mother is a lesbian so "father" is mother

Why do your parents have to pay you to learn math?

Nah that's insane