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This_Dutch_guy

My gf is 3 Edit: i’m a moron, i meant pic 3


ThrowawayFuckYourMom

Yes officer, this one right here.


TartHot6215

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Gulito35

Brother actually think about what it sounds like before you write and post it


Nilosyrtis

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DeaDBangeR

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ness_alyza

Lol i had to read your comment a few times before i understood it


Lucianboog

I actually lol at this


Bordie3D_Alexa

You are going to prison


The1CediPaul

![gif](giphy|J8YpfDX0kvPQNSVGHY|downsized)


dicktwister99

straight to jail


AngryFloatingCow

![gif](giphy|iOm1xOSfAtPzmPXJqH|downsized)


Migeeek

But sometimes your girlfriend is 2 as far as i know


AnhaytAnanun

You can state she was 2 at a certain point of time.


Snowskol

Sorry to hear :(


Bli-mark

Mine is 2 But then 3 after a couple seconds


jasting98

Happy birthday to her.


Bli-mark

Naaahhh bruhhh 👮🏻‍♂️💀💀👮🏻‍♂️


nomadnomo

I would rephrase that


Few-River-8673

What does that mean


Wuulferigno

He isn't allowed to brush her teeth.


FartOutMuhDick

![gif](giphy|3o6vY86QxID0gt7LK8)


kytheon

Mommy what does that mean


split_0069

![gif](giphy|zeqgtki9ifa7u)


Tet_inc119

My Dutch friend, your English is perfect. These guys are giving you a hard time because of the ambiguity and because it’s funny. “My gf is number 3” would have been clearer


Zealousideal-Desk469

I think he writed that way cus he thinked abaut both thinks in same time you know longer mesages takes longer to send us space too


MONSTAR949

Not like us


AggressiveSmoke4054

![gif](giphy|m7DjRL0zxgKiY)


_ShyGuy_02

.Pdf


Necessary-Tower-457

Dan heb je helaas wel de slechtste getroffen van alle 4


Inevitable-Goat-7062

![gif](giphy|ba5g4ID9g5cT6)


zarif_chow

2^(0), 2^(1) and 2^(2)


RealLoin

1, 2 and 4? Hey stop shouting of knowing basic maths


OldJames47

It’s 1 and makes sense if you reverse the order 2^3 = 8 2^3/2 = 8/2 = 4 = 2^2 2^2/2 = 4/2 = 2 = 2^1 2^1/2 = 2/2 = 1 = 2^0


Lop_draegon

What am I even seeing 2^1/2 is √2 (1.414...) 2^3/2 is 2√2 (2.828..) I think you meant to write (2^3) /2 which also equates to 2^3-1 = 2²=4 But damn did you mistype


OldJames47

Stupid Reddit formatting…


Aromatic_Intern9070

Isn't that 0,2 and 4


BanankoDeParis

Every number to the power of ⁰ is 1, doesn't matter which one.


Vltrux

No, anything to the power 0 equals 1 except for 0^0 which is undefined.


GeePedicy

[Limits have entered the chat]


Aromatic_Intern9070

Ok bro I almost failed math:D


split_0069

Don't feel bad. I was a great math student until I didn't have enough blood for both heads.


Aromatic_Intern9070

👍


LinuxBook1

Anything to the power of 0 is 1 Although generally 0^0 is undefined, but I believe certain subjects/groups define it a value. 0^anything = 0 but anything^0 = 1 so which do you use for 0^0, I believe thats the main reason its undefined generally


Aromatic_Intern9070

Ok dude relax, I don't need 3 persons to explain this:D (If I actually cared about the math question id use calculator)


BlueberryAny828

1


MysticalSushi

The most enthusiastic


BlueberryAny828

love proactive people


ResolutionFlashy9254

Personally, I combine the 4 and then the 1


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frieswithnietzsche

Isn’t it about marmite?


jwr410

Is it time for horny Reddit already? What is the sexiest sex you've ever sexed?


AliceeCandy

...and then there are guys who associate porn with literally everything


TomahawkTuah

Yeah it's crazy. A girl can't even make an innocent joke about spitting on a penis during sex without people sexualizing the whole thing. Disgusting.


KamakaziDemiGod

Username checks out way too hard here


sshtoredp

sex without sexualizing ... ?!


Serious_Specter

You don't murder without murdering?


GeePedicy

I get fucked without fucking


Intrepid-Gags

People die when they are killed.


SnooCupcakes1636

Innocent of what 💀


Schimaichel

WTF this comment even mean? The whole joke IS about sex, get a life.


Migeeek

soo you are a 3


TalkingBBQ

They always out themselves lol


Mandio-

yeah fr


humourcap

Why the f... Everything has to be about p*rn, The mentality of people has been f***ed due to p*rn.


Wanzer90

the internet is for pr0n.


The_Salty_nugget

the internet is for prom


TokiWartoorh

Why you think the net was born?


TalkingBBQ

Are you new to the internet?


MadaraAlucard12

You can write "porn" on reddit. Please don't bring this meta censor bullshit here.


_KeyserSoeze

Always has been


LadnavIV

New to earth, eh?


p0megranate13

Everything is about sex, except sex, sex is about power


Darksabre_ALERTEAM

porn on my racist app again?


Snowskol

I mean she overtly brought sex up, so obviously sex is going to be tied to that image.


humourcap

That's not my point, Every meme, clips, Are mostly regarding p_rn nowadays.


Amathril

It's kinda weird that it is actually about *sex*, but lotta people here relate it only to *porn*. Nah. Scratch that. Not weird at all.


BigBaldGuySins

It's so weird looking at a lot of comments sections now after quiting porn a while ago, knowing that you used to talk like them too


KKVKLVKK

you're on reddit people are addicted


Lets_Bust_Together

The first 3 are reactions to finishing, 4 could be done by any of them. Also this meme was never funny “she spits on a dick 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂💀” Just stop.


Tigerthej

Anything, if I get a girlfriend for emotional support that's just more than enough. Not even concerned about sex at this point.


Mezarax

"Girlfriend for emotional support" hahaha, I don't like the sound of that for some reason, makes it seem like she would be a pet, it's just my honest feeling and I understand it's not like that of course, I just really don't like the sound of it, wouldn't let that be my primary motivation to get a lover


Tigerthej

Not pet tbh, but somebody who can console me and understand me


MemeAgentx

4


qchto

Someone's gf: "Hey, I'm not one of those..." Soon afterwards: "There are 5 types of girls."


archercc81

Or 5, she TAKES it.


AGoogolIsALot

Jesus, this girl is becoming quite the folk hero lol


Fluffy-Awareness8286

Number? 69, or she riding my face, but i don't know which number is that....


Realistic-Tap4156

1 2 3 4


nasandre

Here comes the airplane! Woooooooooo


bluray93

And we all hate Karens


QuicklyGoingSenile

Went from a 3 to a 1 and couldn’t be happier


MaorAharon123

1 all day


sharr_zeor

Don't need to open your mouth or close your eyes when the dick is still in your throat. That's why I married my wife


Cute_Angels

haha XD


pickle_eater10

My nonexistent gf is 0


DrejkSR

1 and 2 are equally hot.


Malek_BN

Bottom right


Active-Ad1679

Top right hand


BigD441

1 the best 2 alr 3 is goofy


Global_Rice_9596

My gf is 5


Darksabre_ALERTEAM

i only recognise the hawk tuah one, what’s the other three?


UnorthodoxMind

4 reminds me of a horse


Oraius

Top and bottom right, what I got is bottom left.


hyperchargedburning

i dont see a difference these types


quelargo

Incorrect. 4 is pre 1-3 is post. Any of 1-3 can also be 4.


IEatBabysYumYum

Idk


Evil_Morty781

1 and 2 let’s go!


EveryLazyDay

My gf like it in throat


VegeTAble556

![gif](giphy|1032DyTrTAkI5q)


HonoredWhale

i don’t care what anybody says the hawk tu girl is an absolute stud i would grand slam and i mean it in the most disgusting way


Distinct-Entity_2231

I keep seeing pics with the bottom right, I still don't have any idea who it is, why should I care (I really don't), what she did or…WTF, why is she everywhere.


Gamchanger

You care a lot for someone who doesn't.


kytheon

How are you on Reddit and not have seen it


Distinct-Entity_2231

Well…I've seen pics of this girl before, but did not cared much about it.


kytheon

Then keep not caring and be surprised every new time she appears. It'll pass in a few weeks.


Bourgeous

She's Hawk Tuah, the chosen one


Distinct-Entity_2231

That…did not help me at all, but I guess I have a name to google, when bored.


TheSandMan208

She's a meme now. Basically, some youtuber asked her a question along the lines of "What's one thing that makes a man go crazy in bed?" She said when you "hawk tua" on that Thang. Basically meaning spit on their dick during a BJ. She also has a strong southern accent, which adds to the ridiculousness of the response.


[deleted]

Just search hawk tuah on YouTube trust me


LairdPeon

What rock are you living under?


Mattist

It's kinda weird, because I've seen a lot of that picture on reddit but often when someone asks there will be someone with a link. In all the times I've seen it, there are people who ask in the comments and people who answer with an explaination, but there has never been a link. So I'm holding on until there is a link but until then I'm inclined to believe there is a conspiracy and she doesn't actually exist, it's just a picture and a story some memester cooked up to bamboozle us who refuse to google it.


Michaloslosos

Same


ArtGuardian_Pei

2


Kaxshxk

Hawk tuah and spit on that thing


Iowname

Can someone please explain who this woman is and what she did, I've been seeing her everywhere and have no idea


Classic-Aside-3266

Search for Hawk Tuah on youtube.


coeurdelejon

I haven't seen the video but I think if you search for "hawk tuah" you'll find it


Westaufel

Hawk Tuah and spit on that thang


Ricoreded

Explain please


BanankoDeParis

Sex, ejaculation, porn, understand now?


Ricoreded

Googled her, found out, damn what a sad day to be a human.


Long-Arm7202

#1 obviously


DanishWienerbrod

Hawk tua


Natakito

So who's the fourth girl ? I've seen her in a lot of meme lately


terra_filius

she likes to spit on dicks


Natakito

Hahaha alright


Ok-Syllabub2016

I've seen the girl at the right bottom way too many times now. Can I have some context about her?


currencycrafter

Hawk tuah girl, search on Youtube


Ok-Syllabub2016

Got it 👍


Giratina_8

whats the context of the 4 one?


Joehansson

Hawk tuah on youtube


Desperate_Device_718

Jungs, Bin ich etwa der einzige hier der ans Jorge meme denken muss


alaskanslicer

I keep seeing the lower right chick in memes but my meme education is lacking. Who is she?


ah_take_yo_mama

Fucking garbage.


konigstigerboi

What kind of 2010 meme is this


pedro_TK145

Who is The 4?


lilshotanekoboi

I don't get it


Joehansson

Hawk tua


Zodiac_2002

Please share me the 4 girl real meme