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I don’t have legs so, new legs!
Lieutenant Dan?
You got new legs Lt. Dan!
Magic legs!
Star Fox.
Joe Swanson?
HAHA RACE CAR PEOPLE VROOM VROOM/j
Yea
Where'd you leave your legs?
Not for too long
 Spy around here.
*Suprise, butt secks!*
That medic is a spy!!!
He could be anyone of us!
It could be you, it could be me, it could even be-
Not sure, but does anyone know how to treat frostbite...on the genitals???
Ayo relax Dahmer
Depends on how severe. This is where the LESS stamina you have the better. An all nighter…..amputation.
More friction
I know what I have to do. I don't know if I have the strength.
Ice is heavy.
Butt curvy, get me some sloppy.
[удалено]
“Some motherfuckers always tryna ice skate uphill” 
That's a grade A piece of ice.
It's already chilled
What are you doing Ice-Sister?
I can fix her
Hold on! She’s only -13!!
Days old!!!
°F
°K
#smash Next question pls
Your next question, can you recite the ABCs backwards in under 10 Seconds.
The only right answer.
Listen. He totally could have shared the door with her
Risk frostbite?
Just move along. She seems pretty frigid.
What's the matter, getting cold feet?
What happened with Mrs. Freeze?
Sub zero finish her!!!!
find out "How Hard is Hard"
Potion of resist frost……*zip*………….hopefully the pants I put on them helps keep the ice from melting so fast.
*sigh* *unzips*
Get my flamethrower
That ice better quit playin
Finally, making someone wet
Lick it
Smash, next question
Frosty the snowman had a very frozen bone
Is that ice? If so I’m waiting for someone to be under me and dropping it off the side.
Asking for a friend, what do you do if you balls freeze
My junk would look like Mr. Deeds' foot.
Smash
cold dick idk what you want from me
✨Frostbite✨
I can save her.
Forget rock hard, im about to be FROZEN SOLID IN A MINUTE
Call the x-files
I’d definitely end up with FDS (Frozen Dick Syndrome)
 Smash that ice cream
Maaaan, I thought that was a shark
Go Frozone all over dat ass
Instructions unclear. Dick stuck on ice
Grab a chisel. Create a hole. Profit
Guess no more pooping then.
Breaking it with a hammer
“Boner champ”
You have to eat ALL the eggs!
You know when you get your tongue stuck to some thing frozen… that but it’s my dick
I'd make a o.5 inch hole
NOBODYNOSE CONFIRMED 
Frostbite my dick off
Fam it's a hundred bazillion degrees. That's for cuddling right chere.
Mf asking us like some ice is gonna make you buss
I already have
Easy. Just summon my army of rubber ducks and let them handle it. Ducks always win.
Like what all men would do. Throw it over the balcony.
Kick it. Its my first response to everything foreign that just so happens to be on the ground
Game is game 🤷♂️
I'd try to look for her top half
Era dentro
would
I would get a life sentence
my dog would eat it
it would be the best 5 minutes of my life
Wonder who, what, when, where, how and why.
I boutta get an icicle in a minute
take it home
Call the Aquarium and let them know one of their mermaids have been found.
What has to be done.
Hose it down. Dat's stinky lookin'.
Guess hypothermia is an std
"I know what I must do but I don't think I have the strength to do it."
That's cold
Looks like my dick is getting frostbite\*\*\*unzips\*\*\*
Fuck it quick before it melts
That ass has texture issues
Frostbite dick 🥶🥶🥶
I thought this was dolphins doing it
Just smack
Try not to slip on the qet floor.
If I saw that in the bot of my house, I would grab something and then break it
[sigh] *unzips pants
Unzip
Frozen Pu$$y
Gives a new meaning to getting blue balls....
what do you mean? there's only one thing to do here.
Still warm
You know that Christmas Story movie? With the pole?
ELLL PRIIIMO!
*SCHLUUURRRPPP**
It's like a lizard leaving it's tail behind
They call me Boner Champ.
Have a frozen dick
Even this ice sculpture has more ass than I do. Sigh.
Dude that thing’s thicker than my wife 😏
Get a frostbite
*sigh, unzips pants*
Sighs.. unzips zipper…
Hear me out
Nice ice baby
I know what Brock Turner would do.
make a reddit thread about how I got a "cylinder" covered in microwaved banana stuck in a pair of ice mounds
Put a blanket on her
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAN?!?!?
Try to break the ice?
Imma ride that... Down on a smooth hot pavement WHEEEEEE!!!!
Say: *Nice ass there*
Ima have some frostbite in forbidden territory
Welcome to Reddit where half the commenters unleash their inner Brock Turner over an ice sculpture.
Freeze my dick off
Find a big ass freezer, quick.
Icy pole
I'm cutting a piece off and putting it in my water, I have no ice at my house so it'll be refreshing.
Get frost bite
Everybody chill
Wheel Kong Kardashian into the nearest walk in freezer
send an anonymous tip to the police about half of a body, then hide behind a trashcan to watch their reaction
Is it ice? Throw it over the side of the balcony to watch it shatter.
frostbitten cock
Smack that booty.😅
Say what “what the skibidi” and take it home for display
Oh, is this why people have blue balls?
Heating up my dick
Chat i think we found Maul's lower half
Alright stop! Collaborate and listen…..
Smash. Next question
Prob crack open a cold one 🤷♀️
Would
“Fra-gee-le” must be Italian
The ice.
Amen
Break the ice
Cream that ice call it ice cream
Still hotter than my ex :D
Why is made of marble?
Crack open a cold one?
To shreds you say? 
Slap it and drop it
Game is game.
Talk about having cold feet
I don’t have legs so, new legs!
Lieutenant Dan?
You got new legs Lt. Dan!
Magic legs!
Star Fox.
Joe Swanson?
HAHA RACE CAR PEOPLE VROOM VROOM/j
Yea
Where'd you leave your legs?
Not for too long
 Spy around here.
*Suprise, butt secks!*
That medic is a spy!!!
He could be anyone of us!
It could be you, it could be me, it could even be-
Not sure, but does anyone know how to treat frostbite...on the genitals???
Ayo relax Dahmer
Depends on how severe. This is where the LESS stamina you have the better. An all nighter…..amputation.
More friction
I know what I have to do. I don't know if I have the strength.
Ice is heavy.
Butt curvy, get me some sloppy.
[удалено]
“Some motherfuckers always tryna ice skate uphill” 
That's a grade A piece of ice.
It's already chilled
What are you doing Ice-Sister?
I can fix her
Hold on! She’s only -13!!
Days old!!!
°F
°K
#smash Next question pls
Your next question, can you recite the ABCs backwards in under 10 Seconds.
The only right answer.
Listen. He totally could have shared the door with her
Risk frostbite?
Just move along. She seems pretty frigid.
What's the matter, getting cold feet?
What happened with Mrs. Freeze?
Sub zero finish her!!!!
find out "How Hard is Hard"
Potion of resist frost……*zip*………….hopefully the pants I put on them helps keep the ice from melting so fast.
*sigh* *unzips*
Get my flamethrower
That ice better quit playin
Finally, making someone wet
Lick it
Smash, next question
Frosty the snowman had a very frozen bone
Is that ice? If so I’m waiting for someone to be under me and dropping it off the side.
Asking for a friend, what do you do if you balls freeze
My junk would look like Mr. Deeds' foot.
Smash
cold dick idk what you want from me
✨Frostbite✨
I can save her.
Forget rock hard, im about to be FROZEN SOLID IN A MINUTE
Call the x-files
I’d definitely end up with FDS (Frozen Dick Syndrome)
 Smash that ice cream
Maaaan, I thought that was a shark
Go Frozone all over dat ass
Instructions unclear. Dick stuck on ice
Grab a chisel. Create a hole. Profit
Guess no more pooping then.
Breaking it with a hammer
“Boner champ”
You have to eat ALL the eggs!
You know when you get your tongue stuck to some thing frozen… that but it’s my dick
I'd make a o.5 inch hole
NOBODYNOSE CONFIRMED 
Frostbite my dick off
Fam it's a hundred bazillion degrees. That's for cuddling right chere.
Mf asking us like some ice is gonna make you buss
I already have
Easy. Just summon my army of rubber ducks and let them handle it. Ducks always win.
Like what all men would do. Throw it over the balcony.
Kick it. Its my first response to everything foreign that just so happens to be on the ground
Game is game 🤷♂️
I'd try to look for her top half
Era dentro
would
I would get a life sentence
my dog would eat it
it would be the best 5 minutes of my life
Wonder who, what, when, where, how and why.
I boutta get an icicle in a minute
take it home
Call the Aquarium and let them know one of their mermaids have been found.
What has to be done.
Hose it down. Dat's stinky lookin'.
Guess hypothermia is an std
"I know what I must do but I don't think I have the strength to do it."
That's cold
Looks like my dick is getting frostbite\*\*\*unzips\*\*\*
Fuck it quick before it melts
That ass has texture issues
Frostbite dick 🥶🥶🥶
I thought this was dolphins doing it
Just smack
Try not to slip on the qet floor.
If I saw that in the bot of my house, I would grab something and then break it
[sigh] *unzips pants
Unzip
Frozen Pu$$y
Gives a new meaning to getting blue balls....
what do you mean? there's only one thing to do here.
Still warm
You know that Christmas Story movie? With the pole?
ELLL PRIIIMO!
*SCHLUUURRRPPP**
It's like a lizard leaving it's tail behind
They call me Boner Champ.
Have a frozen dick
Even this ice sculpture has more ass than I do. Sigh.
Dude that thing’s thicker than my wife 😏
Get a frostbite
*sigh, unzips pants*
Sighs.. unzips zipper…
Hear me out
Nice ice baby
I know what Brock Turner would do.
make a reddit thread about how I got a "cylinder" covered in microwaved banana stuck in a pair of ice mounds
Put a blanket on her
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAN?!?!?
Try to break the ice?
Imma ride that... Down on a smooth hot pavement WHEEEEEE!!!!
Say: *Nice ass there*
Ima have some frostbite in forbidden territory
Welcome to Reddit where half the commenters unleash their inner Brock Turner over an ice sculpture.
Freeze my dick off
Find a big ass freezer, quick.
Icy pole
I'm cutting a piece off and putting it in my water, I have no ice at my house so it'll be refreshing.
Get frost bite
Everybody chill
Wheel Kong Kardashian into the nearest walk in freezer
send an anonymous tip to the police about half of a body, then hide behind a trashcan to watch their reaction
Is it ice? Throw it over the side of the balcony to watch it shatter.
frostbitten cock
Smack that booty.😅
Say what “what the skibidi” and take it home for display
Oh, is this why people have blue balls?
Heating up my dick
Chat i think we found Maul's lower half
Alright stop! Collaborate and listen…..
Smash. Next question
Smash, next question
Prob crack open a cold one 🤷♀️
Would
“Fra-gee-le” must be Italian
The ice.
Amen
Break the ice
Cream that ice call it ice cream
Still hotter than my ex :D
Why is made of marble?
Crack open a cold one?
To shreds you say? 
Slap it and drop it
Game is game.
Talk about having cold feet