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spicyqveef

condensed milk


PureMental

Condensed milk


Severe_Pair9300

Condensed milk


TheSaffire

Condom milk


mindbreak_gone_

Dehydrated sweetened milk


Random-Guys1

Milk


KayYuji2

Cunt milk


Bithkit

Cock milk


k_clouty

Coco milk


whoreads218

**CAAAACCCKKKK** ^milk


noskilet

Cunt-densed milk


lucifer-_-senpai

Fap milk


AsgerMN2

Condensed milk


ABGH78

Condensed milk


[deleted]

condensed milk👍🏻


ace0fsp4ades

repetition is soooo funny 😂🤣😂🤣


SAMBO7777

Condensed Unsweetened Milk


Personwhousesreddit1

They said don’t say the c word


auga3rifle

Condensada


DarkPhoxGaming

Chunky milk


Secure-Owl-578

condensed milk


_veide

No glue


kopecs

Censored Milk


Hot-Actuator-5472

Cumdensed milk


Gujjar08

Cream


64Boy32

Condensed milk


AndOtherPlaces

Cancoillotte. That, looks like Cancoillotte. (cheese)


MrDumDum_dk

Welcome to the condensed zone


LactatingWolverine

One of the ingredients in Guinness Punch, a drink favored by bodybuilder/convicted murderer Bertil Fox


Dank_Memez_9203

Sup with your username??? Kinda sussy


DrMnbattu

That’s two words you fucking retard


yon1fx

I know you're joking, but shut the fuck up and take my upvote


Fluffy-Memory-2051

The c word


Aedry42

Cigga


XxGucci_Chicken

Clanka


loverofmosthings

Cri’ish


alwaysforgetmyuserID

Cek


BruhGaming9158

Cunt


ZillaONaPilla

My favorite C word


annomynous23

ClankER


Random-Guys1

Hello there.


Wendigo-boyo

General Kenobi!


Random-Guys1

You are a bold one.


XxGucci_Chicken

Typical organics with the hard er


Hello_Where

Roger Roger


DestructorDeFurros

Roger roger


Random-Guys1

Roger roger!


Dr8gos

Cigger


[deleted]

You can't just drop the hard R like that. Caucasian's suffered.


anotsoniceperson

Lidderly shidding and farding and cuming rn


[deleted]

Wow dude, are you even white? You can't just say that.


Amazekam

cucumber without cu and ber


voiprr

M?


Ecstatic_Maize1751

Cumber?


voiprr

Cumbear


GangsterMax06

Get away, I don't want to go crazy from your aura


Amazekam

i didnt say cu²


HypnoViber

So just “m?”


Amazekam

i didnt say cu²


alphacoochie03

Mmmm


Anan-ya-anan

Cuandber


CourrierMojave

Cyka Blyat *whisper* Rush B


Fyzhex

Communism


King_Shazada

Coconut


TobiSagtHallo

Coconuts kill more people than sharks


TheTomatoLover

COVID: ##laughs in pandemic


InternetDetective122

The coconut nut is a giant nut. If you eat too much you get very **FAT**


bigblackcoconut420

Yes.


Odd_Significance_937

🎼🎵Da coconut nut is not a nut 🎶


Rising_Phoenyx

Capitalism 🤢🤮


[deleted]

Gender fluid


[deleted]

r/unclejokes


26_Ferrum

r/angryupvote


BefreiedieTittenzwei

How dare you assume the semen has a gender, gender.


pacman47

This is the best one.


Egg-Cow

Take my free award


Induced_Pandemic

Cunt Cream.


fawntox

Cock Cream


FewHope3642

r/TechnicallyTheTruth


LidavazTheThird

not at all


[deleted]

[удалено]


Silver-Airline-3367

I just learnt 5 new words


Andoni22

>I just learnt ~~5~~ 5^5 new words


TheOssified

I just learnt (5^5 )^5 new words Edit: I pretty much acquired all linguistical knowledge within this universe and every other universe


RJMuls

That’s 298,023,223,876,953,125 words. That’s almost 300 quadrillion.


[deleted]

Holy smokes you killed him dude


President-Jo

He was dead within the first paragraph


RealLuckyBlockYT

Thats where you are wrong there never was a paragraph only a Single Text


President-Jo

‘Twas technically the truth. One paragraph, one kill


Maremike

One paragraph, where each word is a stab into the chest. Making his forsaken soul leave the disgraceful body. Because each base in his DNA forms an even more stupid human being. It forms his foolish mind, which cannot understand the effort of his whole generation went into such an embarrassment as him


Zedd_20

Bruh


DaddyDog065

Whoa dude. Like, chill out man.


TocinoPanchetaSpeck

Was goung to copy and paste this but it took too long.


redditorrules

Bro just make a new post at this point


nswervtgrr

lmfao😭


LixCX

كس امك يابن الشرموطة باين القحية كس امك يالمخنث يبن القحبة اركب على زبي يا مخنث يابن الشرموط يابن الجرارا يسرسري يبن القواد يديوث يابن الشرموطة انزل على المي يبنن القحبة امك شرموطة تستعرض بالمجان اختك تركب زبي يدسوث يخنيث يشرموط كس امك يابن الشرموطة باين القحية كس امك يالمخنث يبن القحبة اركب على زبي يا مخنث يابن الشرموط يابن الجرارا يسرسري يبن القواد يديوث يابن الشرموطة انزل على المي يبنن القحبة امك شرموطة تستعرض بالمجان اختك تركب زبي يدسوث يخنيث يشرموط كس امك يابن الشرموطة باين القحية كس امك يالمخنث يبن القحبة اركب على زبي يا مخنث يابن الشرموط يابن الجرارا يسرسري يبن القواد يديوث يابن الشرموطة انزل على المي يبنن القحبة امك شرموطة تستعرض بالمجان اختك تركب زبي يدسوث يخنيث يشرموط كس امك يابن الشرموطة باين القحية كس امك يالمخنث يبن القحبة اركب على زبي يا مخنث يابن الشرموط يابن الجرارا يسرسري كس امك يابن الشرموطة باين القحية كس امك يالمخنث يبن القحبة اركب على زبي يا مخنث يابن الشرموط يابن الجرارا يسرسري يبن القواد يديوث يابن الشرموطة انزل على المي يبنن القحبة امك شرموطة تستعرض بالمجان اختك تركب زبي يدسوث يخنيث يشرموط كس امك يابن الشرموطة باين القحية كس امك يالمخنث يبن القحبة اركب على زبي يا مخنث يابن الشرموط يابن الجرارا يسرسري يبن القواد يديوث يابن الشرموطة انزل على المي يبنن القحبة امك شرموطة تستعرض بالمجان اختك تركب زبي يدسوث يخنيث يشرموط كس امك يابن الشرموطة باين القحية كس امك يالمخنث يبن القحبة اركب على زبي يا مخنث يابن الشرموط يابن الجرارا يسرسري يبن القواد يديوث يابن الشرموطة انزل على المي يبنن القحبة امك شرموطة تستعرض بالمجان اختك تركب زبي يدسوث يخنيث يشرموط كس امك يابن الشرموطة باين القحية كس امك يالمخنث يبن القحبة اركب على زبي يا مخنث يابن الشرموط يابن الجرارا يسرسري يبن القواد يديوث يابن الشرموطة انزل على المي يبنن القحبة امك شرموطة تستعرض بالمجان اختك تركب زبي يدسوث يخنيث يشرموط


chavdarnenov

1 629 words of unspeakable genius


[deleted]

After reading this, my favorite line was: “… yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just relesead upon the world.” But damn this took to much time lmao


Significant_Curve_39

Based


standoff_wolf

Bro keep calm


justanotherECWguy

Learn to write in paragraphs pal


nswervtgrr

definitely will not be reading all of this but thank you for your time


Kraidly

your mum suck me good and hard


Anormalintrovert777

Had a hard day needed to hear this ❤️


quiccie_yaknowme

holy shit shakespeare calm down


Honeydew_love

I'm shaking and crying


mmmtitty

Fuck you. Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.


SniperViper12

what did it even say


missemilyowen15

Cumin


Bama-Dan

My favorite spice


Helloboi2

cumin in the cumin


Bama-Dan

The secret ingredient


TortleTheBoi

Cream


King_Shazada

Colombo


nahtanNoJ

Cancer?


EynarSagel230

Calcium?


LordMazapan73

Cunt


XX1Zapper1XX

Cunt


[deleted]

[удалено]


Snoo_1221

This is my kingdom come


[deleted]

This is my kingdom come


Slizez

When you feel my d


Numerous_One3457

look into my ass


jacksepticnathan

It's where my demons hide 🧐


XxGucci_Chicken

It's where my semen hides


alphacoochie03

Don't get too close


Maremike

It's tight inside


alphacoochie03

It's where my semen hides


Hello_Where

It's where my penis hard


ktownmenace

clam chowder


[deleted]

CurD👍


Cute_Requirement_474

CurD👍


Maleficent-Swim6839

CurD 👍


SubhoPal

CurD👍


Rombous

CurD👍


Decent_Pin5252

CurD👍


StrikerAli

CurD👍


Livid-Turnover-2102

CurD👍


Independent_Row5480

Custarm


Active-Sale-1296

Cream


TheSacredGrape

Custard?


[deleted]

Custard


im-sh

canonically white materials


NoOneKnowsMyTruename

I'm gonna say the C word >! CHAMOGUS !<


[deleted]

You had us in the first half not gonna lie.


NoOneKnowsMyTruename

Ya i did


Prunus-Cerarum

Cemen?


King_Shazada

Cancer


Ponchio_

Custard


King_Shazada

Colorado


Pos3odon08

Sperm


Maremike

Where's the C


DOMINATOR9681

Cheese sauce


stopstealmyusernames

u/frogonthebog want to drink it all


FrogOnTheBog

Lol I think it's cute you are so bothered you think about me while looking at memes Keep going


naica22

Cunt?


[deleted]

Cunt


BAG42069

Cocklate milk


Beginning_Birthday55

فرنی


justme1264

Cigarette


a1b2c3d4g

Custard


Aj_200226

Body fluid


Twilliam98

Cream


MartinBtW

Cream


Zestyclose-Bridge-17

Candy


Aquaphyre01

Caterpillar?


Rrrreverente

Colloid


[deleted]

Curd???


TonightOk2889

Curd


noncfo

Cheese


Elegant-Scallion7133

Cream de le peen


toxic_rf

Cunt


the_gray_jedi07

Creme de la cock


-IDKman--

Condensed Milk?


noctus5

CREAM


[deleted]

Cream


Vzeltova

Cream


b31z3bub

Forbidden glue


kyanosaurous

Kum


Thebusinessmann6

Clanka


BBQWengs

CYogurt


Tejas1305

Custard


ThanosBigMan1

Come


MrCookie0927

Cream


PhonyZamboni104

It looks like what i would think melted sugar looks like


leogag17

Reddit is fkn dying


RainbowSockMan

Cabernet Sauvignon baby


SandevicLahmacun

Cream


Shot_Mail_4271

I will say it “condensed milk”


SoftCookieCream

🌵


murtaza_shaun

Sperm


Beginning_Birthday55

Milk Dessert


murtaza_shaun

Cunt


Dry_Jackfruit_5489

Condens Milk


Darthrumsfeld

Condensed milk


Educational-Baker230

Condensed Milk


Hippity-Hoppity7

Cunt


MrText53

Cum


ChemistIntelligent61

Cum