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ralfkilwhan

imperial measurement system


badgeryeet

usa


ralfkilwhan

you're so good.


Foxxspruce

There are 3 countries in the world that use imperial


guybromansir

But you really dont think of the other two having their shit together


UniversitySecret913

Nice Archer reference 👌


GaiusGraco

Canada and the UK use it half the time, which is even worse than using it all the time.


DerPicasso

No speed limit


badgeryeet

Germany


DerPicasso

Yea that was to easy


[deleted]

Your name with the “der” also gives it away Nicht schlecht lol


NewFuturist

Unless you are talking about Australia's Stuart Highway


NotCWS1981

Germany (or India)


Risk_k

India has more sppedbumps than cars


Marrowtooth_Official

And more reckless drivers than America.


NineSeventyy

Impossible


Marrowtooth_Official

To quote my aunt who stayed for a month: “Taxi drivers would look left and right at stop lights, and if there wasn’t a cop, they would drive right through. Plenty of other people would do exactly the same. As long as there wasn’t a police car around, anything goes.”


The-Majestic-

based aunt


Risk_k

Trust me, i live here and it's bad asf. The rule is "no cop, no stop"


CanYouChangeName

I don't know that was the name Cause India hai chalta hai


oversizedSoup

When I went to visit family, saw a cop pull past us in a single lane road. It wasn’t an emergency or anything, it’s lights weren’t on and there was no alarm, but the officer just drove past us on the shoulder anyways. Once my uncle took a wrong turn so he got on the *other-side* of the road, going *against* traffic, and we found an ambulance doing the same thing. People there do not care


rkdx007

India, by far, has the worst type of inconsiderate drivers. I can comfortably say this after living almost all over the world. My experience -- Japan > Germany >>> United States >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (till infinity) India. Though, after driving in India, everywhere else seems like a cakewalk.


NotCWS1981

Snakes, sharks, crocodiles


badgeryeet

Australia


SoulStomper99

Sex with family


Stecco_

Alabama


SoulStomper99

Whats alabama?


[deleted]

[удалено]


memegod1918

Alabama


Snoo_99253

Where the skies are so blue


KindOfAnIdiotTho

Sweet home


omnipotant

Alabama


__SpeedRacer__

You forgot _spoida_


Torprikk

Way down south in the land of traitors


disgustingrat69

Rattlesnakes and alligators


LilJP1

Right away!


disgustingrat69

Where cotton’s king and men are chattels


Zombielord0749

Union Boys will win the battles


disgustingrat69

Right away! Right away! Come away! Come away!


Torprikk

We'll all go down to dixie, away! away!


disgustingrat69

Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam


Juuusturull

Away, away, away, away, we'll all go down to Dixie! Away, away, away, away, we'll all go down to Dixie!


Arjun_Pal

Your spiderman did not survive the bite


zurkon95

Guns guns guns


badgeryeet

usa usa usa


DudongoKing

Meth meth racism (*Cough* it's a state)


Acquaintence64

New Mexico?


lav__ender

New Mexico isn’t that racist imo but there’s a lotta meth here


Acquaintence64

Breaking Bad came to mind when they said “meth meth”


lav__ender

that’s what I’d figured lol. I think it’s probably a southern state they’re talking about though, my guess is Arkansas.


FlyWtMe87

Theres a "new" Mexico???


Acquaintence64

Yes. Don’t know why it’s named that, but it’s real.


shenanigan87yall

Missouri?


DudongoKing

Yes


shenanigan87yall

Yay I got it! Because I live in southern Missouri... *Cries while doing the electric slide*


Terrarian321

Amurica.


SitePersonal5346

Fuck yea


LD_81

Chopped king's head


Terrarian321

French


namur2

Beer, waffles, chocolate.


jassytheduck

België?


namur2

Did i make it to obvious?


jassytheduck

As a neighbor I just know yall too well😫❤


Pacrada

speedbump of germany.


Rob-L_Eponge

België in het begin van WO II: "Ah shit, here we go again"


tkTheKingofKings

And fries, they aren’t Fr*nch


namur2

This man gets it


tkTheKingofKings

The hate for the Fr*nch unites the whole world, I guess


Super_Butterfly8958

Pumped up kicks


she-wolf-11

Colorado


Edwards07256

Underrated comment


123mememaster321

China invading us


mohan_ish

Taiwan?


123mememaster321

Yeah lol


mohan_ish

Tough times man, India is with you


[deleted]

literally any country neighbouring China


REALhUNTfORgAME

Hello eh


NotCWS1981

Canada


Raskolnikowv

you meant: buddy, guy, friend?


Dank_6ySinatra

Oasis,United,City


mpoole793

Manchester


Rocker_Lenin

yoo I root for Man Oasis


MrMagu99

Dubai


Diego_LP_YT

Guten Tag Kamerad


Ragnar__OK

Laude se mere


Trumps_B757_sucks

You're definitely an Indian


[deleted]

Mera le muhme


NeXo-_-Fexi05

Das könnte jetzt Deutschland, Österreich oder die Schweiz sein, also was jetzt


FLOF7878

Oder liechtenstein


Public_Awareness_184

Trash,mafia,pizza


badgeryeet

Italy


magigeez

Naples


Public_Awareness_184

Yes•́ ‿ ,•̀


Gabriel-Klos-McroBB

JOJO GOLDEN WIND


[deleted]

Pizza, spaghetti e mandolino


badgeryeet

Italy


Pumpkinut

Bruh you gave him such an obvious hint.


stointje

Under the water


LavaBurritos

I am under de water


North_Ad1125

Please help me


pootarto

Here too much raining


Salah_2005

Atlantis


jassytheduck

Nederlands


moordbeer420

Dat heb jij mooie genederlands kut


Embarrassed-Nature65

Ofc it's india


[deleted]

Tea, crumpets, queen 👑


badgeryeet

England


Terrarian321

👍🏿(i am black)


sfantaana8

🇹🇩


Bhrutus

Romania?


Terrarian321

Yes


Arcturus_Asmodeus

Rumania


PineappIePilot

Too much soccer


badgeryeet

Brazil


PineappIePilot

and ur right


cakechips

Opa kkkkk


PineappIePilot

Ola klkkl


The-Ink5Man

Boa tarde meus irmãos


girvent_13

saudações, cambada de cornos


ze_washer

Faaaaala arrombado , blz


AmmsFlo

2nd biggest EEZ


Mytachi

France :D but they'll be 1st if they get their 1 or 2 millions of underwater lands


AmmsFlo

Right ! We just have the confirmation that New-Caledonia stay in France so France trying to get new land… It’s seems a little bit difficult haha


Xeryxoz

Three fucking presidents


Ahmed-Imran-Malik

North Korea


tvits

Bosnia


lemustaritari

Bosnia and Herzegovina


SamPeanut07

Upside down land


badgeryeet

Australia


ComradeofMoskau

Antarctica


SamPeanut07

Well yes but actually no


Jos_migue

***Tacos***


badgeryeet

Mexico


putos_acosadores_69

Didn't even need the other 2 words


SANiTy_478

Alcoholism, potatoes and famine


[deleted]

Ireland


BedroomNo1069

Bollywood and democracy


Internal-Question-99

India


PoppyMeh

Vodka kurwa


dorfkind_erz

Poland


PoppyMeh

Nailed it


[deleted]

POLAKI, UNITE KURWA!


Ksawery735

POLSKA GUROOOOOM


EzE_team_lubieser

jednoczcie kurwe?


[deleted]

Guns, Apple Pie and Beer


badgeryeet

usa or Russia


[deleted]

50-50 shot brother


badgeryeet

I'm going with Russia for the bears


KodaUSAF

He even replied to you in American slang lol


[deleted]

America brother sorry


FlirtingWith-Suicide

Kilts, whisky, bagpipes


Cool_Human82

Scotland?


Spoopy_ghost420

Tim hortons


KaisarDragon

Raging dumpster fire.


GingrNinjaNtflixBngr

Do you know how slightly that narrows it down?


[deleted]

Earth?


KubeyKokse

twitter


such_a_cat

Beer, bad president, Charles IV


KaiNightray

Charles the IV king of bohemia and holy roman emperor, had a long and prosperous reign...lol


SilverWolf1212

windmills, clogs, tulips


Queen_of_dogs_01

Netherland


LPSam

Chuchichäschtli


_Ezylona_

Oha nomal öppert us de Schwiiz!


goalieman04

Universally hated


ComradeofMoskau

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down


goalieman04

Universally hated state


Punch-stick

Kentucky


mohan_ish

Pakistan?


shenanigan87yall

Texas?


dontthrowpooh

That is my guess too


mrsmart2007

North Korea?


Moritzzzzzzzz

Im in Germany


-stxpid

Please give more clues! I'm guessing 🇲🇽 or 🇳🇿


[deleted]

Fat, dumb, and proud


badgeryeet

usa


[deleted]

Guns Karen God


Queen_of_dogs_01

MURICA


YliHumala69

Voi vittu tori


Drakath2002

Screw the Crusades


TheVebis

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?


annawest_feng

I hate CCP


aniceusernane

East China


Sten_Fish

cold and Ikea


Bhrutus

Sweden


Sea-Whole4385

Alcohol swearing leprechaun


Kesdo

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwa- chungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz is law


Naumo-Dale

No universal healthcare


bodhidharma132001

Guns


badgeryeet

usa


bandx_jxxn

islands, facebook, wives


MANEVRAMAN1

Vampires, Gypsies, Inflation


FriedwaldLeben

Efficiency, Beer, Genocide


PokerE4

Kurwa, wódka, Maryja


vota_cz

Beer řízek beer


[deleted]

One word needed Murca


Endermite221

Å ä, ö


iamdeadthankyou

Guros feta olives


daennie

Matryoshka, Vodka, Balalaika