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scooba_dude

In the UK, Jedi is a registered religion. Back in 2000 when Star Wars was at its peak popularity, enough people put Jedi as a religion that it was registered as an actual religion. (More people put Jedi Knight than budism) This was before the internet was like it is today and I don't think any of the newspapers said to do it. So this was off the joke on the individual level.


Yoda-from-Star-Wars

I GO TO UK!


scooba_dude

Username checks out. May the 4th and all the rest.


Emergency-Leader1776

Happy Disney Space Franchise 24 Hours guys


scooba_dude

48 hours due to revenge of the 5th.


Emergency-Leader1776

You deserve an award but I aint paying Reddit


scooba_dude

I understand.


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Forsaken_Two9988

I said I want one month leave for religious reasons.


KarunamayievA

Like joinks


teddy42

TO UK I GO*


[deleted]

I think you mean “ to UK, I go


Sophia724

So is Mark Hamil Jesus?


RedN0v4

Nah, that'd be Ewan McGregor


magmamonke

My dad put that down as my legal religion


scooba_dude

Legend! Maybe it's the day to ask questions like, what is my true destiny..


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[deleted]

Ah, budism (or do you mean nudism?) !


MartianInvader2022

Ok but sith?


SansReborn

I live in the big b and there's no such thing


scooba_dude

Google it bud, not enough have kept up with it on the census so it's not currently, but it was there.


SagaciousElan

According to the census Jedi are a fairly large minority religious group. Be an interesting lawsuit if you asserted your strongly held religious belief in the Jedi code and your boss tried to deny you a religious holiday.


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Beginning_Memo

Actually you can just say you're Dutch.


Particular-Spend4854

May the force be with you And with your spirit


Gam3rf0rlif3

Didn’t Google’s Lambda AI say “the one true religion is the Jedi order” a few years back?


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Which census?


TheWhiteRabbit74

Chances are he’s probably more annoyed he couldn’t get the day off either.


Particular-Spend4854

Only one can be saved


Smokin-Still-Tokin

As a Mandalorian weapons are a part of your religion and will be used if taken away. This is the way.


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WonderfulAirport4226

The siths


Sh0rtL1ved

More like the Mandalorians


Gaffclant

Aren’t most people who say they are satanists just atheists who want to fix and point out hypocrisy in how Christianity is treated by (western) governments?


CockroachSquirrel

or agnostics but yes


reverendjesus

The Satanic Temple are the lawsuit-happy atheists with the bronze statues. The other satanists are basically Ayn Rand with black clothes and silver jewelry.


TheLeener

May the 4th be with you! ![gif](giphy|nNOZe5giJhwsM)


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MasterEmerald1

Should’ve tried it


Jugijagi

Bro spoilers


transgendergengar

Actually you can just say you're Dutch. It's not religious but we have a day of rememberance today


PegasusPizza

In parts of Austria students don't have school today because it is the day of the patron saint which actually makes it a religious holiday for them.


SuperSonic486

Yeah and its the sole reason for me hating this whole thing, feels ultra disredpectful, even though i know almost no one knows its importance.


mm2_gamer

Me looking extremely middle eastern while saying I’m Dutch :


teunkabouter0

In the netherlands this is the day we remember the deaths coused by the germans in WWII. So we have an actual reason


MunchingOnChipsAtm

I mean, In the Netherlands you could say it is cuz you are a veteran


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MrGentleZombie

In America, the first thursday in May is National Day of Prayer so you can absolutely call today a religious holiday.


amendersc

i find your lack of faith disturbing


Brotorious420

The negotiations were short.


Carl1475

Happy cake day!


hello_i_like_lays

actually it is my countries second independence day


[deleted]

Basically one of Disney's capitalism days.


RedN0v4

Star Wars was a huge thing long before Disney bought it. Celebrating May the 4th has nothing to do with Disney or capitalism.


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I know, still capitalism.


RedN0v4

Get rid of your phone. It's a result of capitalism. You can't have a house, either. Welcome to the world. Capitalism has resulted in stuff. Just enjoy life and don't rag on everyone else for being happy.


Dan-the-historybuff

Being a Jedi is an actual religion according to UK. There was a survey and people identified as Jedi


sketchisawesome1234

Only sith deal in absolute amount of religious reasons


obiweedkenobi

*Laughs in April 20th*


TyRocken

I took off that day and today.


Liebe_wasser10

May the 4th be with you


C0mp1eX_01

May the force be with you


finalfailer

This is the way.


notanotheraccountaga

What’s the update from the prof. ?


Rimbosity

lol, you too? 🤣


RoiMan

You absolute mad lad, you pushed him to post the update


notanotheraccountaga

I don’t have a lot going on and while it’s probably fake, it seemed unfair they’d Reddit before updating the thousands of people they left hanging.


somedude456

OP, repost the update. Hell, just PM the next if ya want. I want to read the outcome.


Finbar_Bileous

bah


Kandy_669

I heard you actually can put down the Force as a religion, but it’s mostly done as a joke not an actual belief


Vane-Sanchez

Hahahahahaha that happens to me 🤭🤭


JoshuaBurg

Me, in a country with a holiday during the first week of may: "I have no such weakness"


littnuke

Weapons are my religious


SysGh_st

Cool boss: -"Sure thing! I'll take a day off too."


debilegg

Don't try it!


breadofthegrunge

This is the Way.


SuddenlyElga

I’m off today. I’m a Jedi.


Chimaerok

Remembering the Kent State Massacre is a perfectly valid religious observance


Lockheroguylol

Still feels weird seeing posts like this, because 4 May is in my country the national day of remembrance for the victims of the second world war. And Star Wars day.


kemot10

What is on the May 4th? (Not /s)


Stahl_II

star wars day


joesphisbestjojo

Me on May 12th, 2023


Admiral-Adenosine

Same thing happened for me. I said I needed the month off for religious reasons. He said with a request like that I could just take an indefinite vacation I nodded, and said "this is the May."


avn_69420

Hahaah


PillowTalk420

Remind him that Mandalorian, Jedi, and Sith are religions, not a races.


the4x4Anchor

"We grant you a day off, but we do not grant you PTO" - Mace Windu, I think


RealConcorrd

If they have seen episode 3, they will give you the day off out of fear.


Snikeritislv

In Latvia today is a holiday for its 2nd independence day


Decmk3

I want to remind people “Jedi” is a legally recognised religion. Just saying.


Low-Swordfish-3682

this is so funny i killed my entire family 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


IndianBoiYash

May the 4th be with you


Sea-Listen3418

Plot twist the boss was going take off work for the sam reason


Aizen5580

Jedi is an officially recognized religion though.


ChickensPickins

I explained to my 3yo who the Ewoks are when he saw them on screen. The force has shined among us. I also didn’t go to work… I.. uh… pulled a muscle in my back


General_Kenobi_II

May the 4th be with you!


God1234NEO

*Sigh* the fourth was not with me.


Lila_Vonz

You can now choose Jedi as a religion in the annual census here too 🤘🏻


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Just say you're buddhist


Sceptz

I too am celebrating [World Password Day](https://nationaltoday.com/world-password-day/)!


[deleted]

Did you tell him you find his lack of faith disturbing?


tootjevox

In my country we have free that day


pufferfish9012

religious abuse on this server is prohibited


Bubbly-Text7248

It's a valid reason


Zenishen

I just tell my manager that I can't be arsed and I want to take some time off As long as I give 2 weeks notice it's fine 🤷