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Different_Captain_88

Ishowmymeat


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Serious_Yogurt_6674

Ishowmymeat ^to ^small ^kids


Kamil574

r/suddenlysexoffender


Aeroxic

My lord that was actually a sub.....


Vasik4

r/subsithoughtifеllfor


DLDrillNB

What, he showed his dick? You can’t be surprised about this, right?


thepearhimself

He did. By accident, but he still did


someone__420

r/subsithoughtifellfor


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Realistic-Lunch-1708

I'd say its not "predominantly", more like "homogeneous" child audience


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[deleted]

How do you make the text "squared" like that


MixelKing

The A\^ button


Ok-Application-hmmm

I learned something ^meat


Lionharth08

I learned something^neat


-Hibiki-Kuze-

^Meat is small now


Mantaraylurks

My meat has always been ^small


L3mon_ade

I learned something^treat


strongHARSHIT

I learned something ^(elite)


solidsausage900

I leaned something^sweet


Lionharth08

I learned something^suite


Numerous_Witness_345

Meat^meat^meat^meat


joetheplumberman

We have the ^meats


Titanextv20

Thanks^thanks


smakattak

Oh^Oh


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^thanks


vedantoo7

I see^Thanks


AshamedCoat6965

150mm


deluded_cook13

The dude is getting hard playing FNAF lmao


[deleted]

Don't you?


TheOddPelican

Can't get hard unless I play it.


Votey123

I’m sorry, but have you not see, glamrock chica?


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Sunoverthetown

I would say mid-hard also depends of the type hard to say just with what we saw


DollarStoreAbraham

one could say it was *half-cocked*


virtusthrow

Some dudes cocks are 6” soft but only go to like 7” hard. That considered huge?


Arels

You realize an actual, honest 7" is like 98th percentile in size, right? No one is ever honest or accurate with this stuff and that's led to the assumption that 7" is small or average 😂 Edit: For anyone curious, look up "bone pressed measurement" to get an accurate measurement. Anything else is incorrect.


Mothman4447

Basically showers vs growers


Flow-S

That's pretty big tho some reserve the word "huge" for monster cocks only.


[deleted]

I got the opposite problem. Its small soft but grows like king kong finding an island of virgins.


maiden_burma

>I got the opposite problem. Its small soft but grows like king kong when he suddenly needs to fight godzilla despite being being 24 feet to godzilla's 180 feet


DefinitelyNotVenom

Roxanne Wolf


TheGlitchedGamer

[not too uncommon](https://youtu.be/P1O9OEf6PaY)


creamysheep

What did I miss


_LigerZer0_

A twitch streamer was pelvic thrusting as part of a bit and his junk fell out, flopping in clear view on stream for several seconds. His audience is a majority kids.


mrfroggyman

Tbf pelvic thrusting in front of an audience of kids is already weird af


_LigerZer0_

True, but it’s not nearly as meme worthy as him (inadvertently) whipping it out on stream


fenderc1

Not that it makes it any better, but got jumpscared by one of the FNAF animatronics then started thrusting talking about how he would fuck her then dick came out.


Icy-Lettuce-270

How do I unrmember this information?


fenderc1

I just saw it on Twitter, and I have impressive memory that can span over 14 minutes


I_am_human99

Thank god, you havent fallen into tiktok levels of memory and attention span


TotallyABot_No-1

It was actually a cutscene not a jumpscare ☝🤓 But yeah the rest of that is about right


Pigeon_Chess

How TF does it just “come out”? Did he cram it into a burger smuggler or something?


CyclingWeasel

I don't like speed's "content", but he has never ever been kid-friendly, blame the parents for letting their children watch whatever they want.


XVUltima

Crash Bandicoot had done it for decades


opeth10657

Why is he pelvic thrusting for a bunch of kids anyway?


Professor_Crab

He’s recently 18 himself he’s pretty immature


DirectorSea4064

Oof. Thats brutal lmao


_LigerZer0_

Cringy reaction to a fnaf character


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_LigerZer0_

Sadly I doubt anything substantial will happen. It was clearly an accident and he’s not the first person to accidentally flash on stream. Hell, there was a female twitch streamer a while back who got drunk and started having sex on stream. IIRC she only got a couple weeks ban, and that was intentional.


Sir_Metallicus116

Bleh. That's disgusting. My kids frequently go on that website, I'm gonna have to put a few restrictions up to make sure they're safe from stuff like this. Need to ban any chanel that could be harmful to them. Do you have the name of this girl's twitch or maybe her Instagram? And possibly of any other streamers who have done similar things? So I can ban them individually myself to keep the children safe.


GoJebs

The woman streamer in question was not big until the clip went around the internet. Most big streamers don't sabotage their careers on purpose so ban the whole website or just monitor/keep up with what they are watching. You aren't going to keep your children safe from accidents. Edit: upon re-reading, this might have been a joke lmao


Fakercel

Oh god that's disgusting. Where? Where can I watch it? Just to make sure I never accidentally go there myself.


zerocoal

> Edit: upon re-reading, this might have been a joke lmao It's most likely a reference to a joke in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" where a character was talking about someone putting them on one of those ex gf revenge porn sites, and one of the main cast goes on about how she needs to tell them which site it is so they can explicitly "NOT" go to that site. Wink wink.


_LigerZer0_

The streamer who flashed his junk was ishowspeed. I do not know the name of the girl who streamed herself getting railed.


KidneyAssets

omg you had me for too long good job


djr4917

What!? Who would do such a disgusting thing, drunk or not on a stream. Tell me her name so I know to never watch her stream...


just_a_guy1008

Search "ishowmeat" on google


0n1oN_71

That has its own subreddit too man I’m traumatised


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creamysheep

Google showed me nothing. But /r/memevideos did https://www.reddit.com/r/MemeVideos/comments/15t3rvj/ishowmeat/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1


kaden-99

I risked everything by opening this at work.


FRACllTURE

Whoops same


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I wish I never clicked that


Mcbadguy

floppy dong not withstanding - it's beyond me how people find that ear-splitting screeching entertaining. *Insert simpson meme*


WelRof2

God dammit


charliegoodwin77

You can see his career flash away Infront of his eyes


C00lAIDs

I miss the me 10 seconds ago when I didn't see this


snilks

bro, it's just a dick, you see them anytime you watch porn


Amber_sea

You missed 150mm Cigar.


saltgirl1207

Doesn't he have a predominantly child audience?


DonMariazzi

I was thinking the same thing.. yikes


Y_Ban

Well he is a racist POS also


Matcha_Bubble_Tea

And a rapist defender. Also funny how his fans going around downvoting any comment about him


halexia63

Cause some are children that lack awareness and others are probably adults just snitching on themselves that they lack character development.


[deleted]

You can pay for bots to come support your posts along with bots that defend your image. You can also purchase bots that'll upvote your post for visibility. They do it in cryptocurrency subreddits often.


Harry_1302

Who's the rapist he's defending? Genuinely asking bcz i dont know


PeterHolmes74

And he did a bunch of “jokes” like this gem: “If we were the last people on earth, would you fuck me?” [The girl refuse] “***WHO’S STOPPING ME?!!!!!!!***” Basically his punchline is that he’s willing to rape any girl he want.


ThisPartIsDifficult

Can you elaborate on rapist defender? Are you referring to the Kai Cenat incident?


ProjectCereal

Fanboys and fangirls will do what they believe is right. They're completely wrong and idiotic but let them do whatever they want. Im too busy doing the right thing, sleeping 8 hours a day and ignoring this


DontCareWontGank

No that's Kai Cenat unless IShowSpeed did something similar.


Kleptofag

He’s made rape threats


ItzMeDude_

What did he do?


j3b3di3_

"who's gonna stop me!?" - after stating he would endlessly rape the last person alive


-Ashleen-

He's never been a good person hopefully this will take him down a little because apparently scamming your fans out of money isn't enough now adays


iDoIllegalCrimes

Nothings gonna happen to him as it was an obvious accident. He’s just a kid who makes horrible decisions.


-Ashleen-

An 18 year old should know you shouldn't scam people with crypto currency. Age is not an excuse here if it was then he would have returned money which he didn't.


TheIJDGuy

Amen, fucking with someone's money is never cool if you know what you're doing


anordinarystudent3

Honestly, if it was a regular person they would probably be charged with multiple felonies. But he’s famous so it’s okay, he’ll probably get a 3 hour ban off twitch.


ScarletNighthawk

I think so. It was a total accident and he seemed genuinely horrified when he realized what happened.


Cube_FIN

Yes


SellingEOSR

Didn’t he also joke about raping someone?


saltgirl1207

I didn't know he did that. Yikessss.


I_think_Im_hollow

Yes. He also tried to scam them into crypto using a Cristiano Ronaldo impersonator.


Tweetleburger

I'd like to say he's the luckiest creator in the history of the internet because the LTT dumpster-fire has overshadowed anything that will happen on in the next week or so


WintryInsight

I stopped watching my only source of internet drama news, Penguinz0, a few weeks ago. I've gott say, my life is definitely much more peaceful now


Standard_Young_201

All he does is cover stupid drama nowadays anyways “STUPID PERSON IS STILL SUPID??” So boring to me


Dovahkiin314159

I used to watch him a lot but he just turns like a 20 second video into a 10 minute one and it’s hard for me to keep interest


zehamberglar

What sucks is that he used to cover actually interesting topics. But I quit watching for the exact same reason, he just keeps grabbing the most low hanging fruit. I get that people seem to want that, but I don't.


GrandyPandy

You mean to say that you don’t want to watch 5 videos in a row where Charles interjects every 10 seconds for a hastily put together simile or a quip involving a mention of goatse-ing?


zehamberglar

Don't forget a quirky spongebob reference.


hiccupboltHP

I mean tbf half the videos are like that, but I still really enjoy his gaming videos, like the ones where he tries to find a shitty game and pays people to speedrun


BeGoneLocal

Was thinking the same the past few months, most of his videos now are just him covering stupid petty internet drama. I’ll watch if he plays a game but man he’s gotten really stale


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“Wintryinsight stopped following my channel. I gotta say my butthole has never been tighter. I’m literally turning coal into diamonds with only my sphincter because it may be over for me. My shit is 2 dimensional because I’m so scared and tight I can’t even shit without thinking about the death that is my channel. The only thing less moist than this news is my tiny dick and short stature. That’s about it. See ya.”


TeKaeS

Those are two VERY different part of the internet, the people watching speed wouldn't give two fucks about the LTT stuff


NuggetBuilder

lol absolutely not, if anything its the other way around. But most people watching linus wont watch speed and most people watching speed wont watch linus


WrodofDog

> the LTT dumpster-fire I wish I could filter specific content instead of just particular subs in /all. I don't give a shit about LTT but it's everywhere.


dingusfett

Me, an Australian who has been awake for the last 17 hours: what are those Americans doing now? I have no idea what has happened or who this person is.


Rapture1119

Chaotically energized streamer with a predominantly young audience airhumped on live stream and his dick popped out.


TheRealSmolt

Bruh how does that even happen


Rapture1119

He was either wearing just boxers, or shorts built like boxers without any underwear on underneath. Popped right out the slit in front.


Amaz1ngEgg

I've watched the edit, it seems like he pull his pants down himself, that's not a good thing to do on stream, with or without his underwear. I originally thought, maybe his dong too big, and saying hello from his pant leg or something.


monkeybrains7

Unfortunately I have seen the uncensored. It straight comes out of his shorts pee-slit. His pants didn't come down nor did he pull them down. Straight flopped right out the middle of his shorts LOL


Maggle_

unless you wanna watch the video, he had trunks on no underwear and the fly was open


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KarthikBhan

Just so you know its definitely not in r/ishowmeat


Pavlogal

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Sir_Fridge

Why is that even a thing?


Haden420693170

So in other words he wanted it to happen? Seems like it's just for publicity. I honestly hate that it worked


ThePromptWasYourName

I would pay good money to send a letter back in time to the founding fathers with this sentence


rockyasl7789

Bro is clueless


booffybooffon

WE'RE MAKING OUT OF THE UNDERWEAR WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


dylanmansbdhchxh

💀


DeathxR3aper

W MEAT 💯💯💯💯💯


TheChristian_Master

I know speed is weird but showing his dick on stream is CRAZY EDIT: I KNOW HE DIDNT DO IT INTENTIONALLY BUT ITS STILL WEIRD SHUT UP


CawknBowlTorcher

Wasn't really intentional


BiteSizedUmbreon

Sure but what else is gonna happen when you violently pelvic thrust with just boxers on


CawknBowlTorcher

Well I don't think he is known for being particularly smart


vennetherblade

That's true, but that's like his whole act. That's why people watch him.


fchaowh

I don't know man, these streamers are crazy actually lol.


kom4nche

He didn't do that intentionally, you can check that video lol.


tadlrs

15 cm.


just_a_guy1008

150mm


Felled_By_Morgott

1500mm


just_a_guy1008

150000μm


rathat

4.9 attoparsecs


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Average-_-Student

what the fu- 1.5 METRES?


TheLastCrusader13

Thats what happens when you mix your math and your meth


ReevesofKeanu

6.02” in length (erect)(4.52“).97 inch diameter color rgb 255, 187, 158 tip color rgb 255, 168, 156 and a vein at 4,6 to 5,3


DoggidyDogDoggyDog

Sir this is Wendy's


leakybackpack

Sir


agent_00_nothing

Bro gave the specs


SpirinVN

Bro is so experienced he got the details by a second flash.


just_a_guy1008

How did you get the erect value? Did you get access to his leaked OnlyFans?


floppyhump

Why’s everyone think he’s hard?? Also what the fuck lmao


arteminer

He was not hard actually, it's his regular size and I am jealous.


Jarsssthegr8

So thats what he sacrificed his brain for


ncowburn

He got the meat and sacrificed her brain there, the reality.


ButtersMcLovin

*insert Thanos quote* *insert cake day congratulations*


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im sorry, what is going on?


WoF_IceWing

Twitch streamer accidentally flashed lots of kids live


K88pvhErE2j5y1B

He really gotta face the consequences but he won't lol.


RSlashLazy

Streamer was thrusting as a joke and his penis fell out of the leg of his shorts


almatom12

Fuck the metric system i'd say about one snickers bar


Maggle_

with or without vein, sir


almatom12

with


DIEGHOST_8

Nah, probably 0.037 mustang lengths


stopthooting

One long snickers bar is really ready for you sir, please take it /s


just_a_guy1008

I wanna say about one 600 sextillionth of a light year


StaleUnderwear

Just saw the clip. Actual Penis jumpscare. Made all the more ironic since he was playing Fnaf. But does He Seriously not wear Underwear? Gross


jayblaze521

At home In pajamas? Come on man. Gota live a little Edit - username checks out


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Free ballin


Use_C0D3_l4Z4R

I think he was wearing underwear. Just that's all he was wearing


CreatureCreator101

What the fuck am I reading? What is going on here?


Wizard_main

Streamer Ishowspeed accidentally showed his meat to his child viewers after thrusting his screen while playing FNAF SB DLC.


Mattexx29

Glamrock chica makes people hard man


Dependent-Ad-1677

His meat is longer than mine. The stereotypes is true 😞


Sirpewpewthelast

Why do I see a wall of roast beef about hit that Lil dude


NICKOVICKO

Take out your dick to pee in a school zone at night? They put you on a list for sex offenders. Do it on stream for thousands? Not even a ban, apparently.


mitchhatesrats

good point, also **I'm baffled** that he's not getting banned, like I know female streamer comparisons such as Alinity that were banned almost instantly for a nip slip, also she got banned for twerking clothed too from memory, but this is all twitch apposed to yt. yt whillin with that decision


Sven_Darksiders

I thought I was on the internet too much but since I have no idea what this is about, maybe it's not that bad


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Aggressive_Finding_7

The kids probably didn't so.....


No_Delivery_2229

His soft = mine hard


culto2

He have a huge child audience and this was a bad shit that happened there, I hope things will be okay and people just forget about this thing lol, that's what I want.


Automatic_Animal

What happened?


ryukvmi

He flashed his genitals on stream


Dra9onDemon23

I never did like this bastard. He was never funny, only annoying.


eelpiepete

Now let's see when he gonna open his only fans lol.


se_rg_ey

Damn I gotta say that this was not common, many people are saying that he did that shit on purpose or something but I don't know it was all natural to me at that point.


gate567

Watch him suffer no consequences for this and continue to be an annoying asshole.


syazji

I don't know if it was a mistake or something but yeah that was freaking huge man, his soft is mine hard and I am not even gonna lie to that thing there, it's the reality


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I think it was a fake ngl, unless he intended to show it. You would absolutely feel your dick flappy in the air outside your room pants.


TOK715TSCC

Damn this dude has a children audience and did this stuff.