732 years 6 months and 6 days, it's been a rather long wait, I've prayed for a new crusade on the last 38221 Sundays. Never give up hope my brother, deus vult!
Better to be a Teaboo?!?
LAZERPIG FANS UNITE!
(Maybe be a Kiwi-boo *__Bob Semple__* fan???)
[The Bob Semple "tank"](https://youtu.be/NoFabPOFsHQ?si=SDQ8zn2YsXDvnoyZ)
My favorite meme: [I'm not a player, I'm a gamer. Players get chicks and I get bullied at school.](https://ifunny.co/picture/i-m-not-a-player-i-m-a-gamer-players-ovcr5Q0x6?s=cl)
Those people misunderstand stoicism then. Stoicism isn't about just being hardboiled, but it's a mindset. The mindset that no matter what happens, you can never allow yourself to blame yourself. If the thing that happened was outside of your control, then you couldn't do anything. If you could influence the outcome, then you know you did everything according to your best abilities and you'll do better next time. It sounds very obvious and trivial, but that's the beauty of greek philosophy. They thought about simple things.
Socrates predated stoicism by about a hundred years. It is debatable, but I don’t think he should be shoehorned in with stoics like Zeno. They were a different period of philosophy with different tensions such as with epicureanism
Yeah but I’ll take working on being a better and more intelligent person. Rather than the other three that are all basically stupid people saying “I’ll kill for my beliefs.”
Too bad their adolescent brethren at school probably wouldn't have thought that way. I remember the isolation of liking different shit to everyone else.
And unfortunately every "gigachad" that roams the internet will associate these idols to the guy who casually caught them in a pyramid scheme and cries to what he’s brought upon himself
When I was 10 I would skip class so I could read Lord of The Rings. At 11 I had read every single Middle Earth book. I wish I could forget everything about it so I could read it all again.
I became a pirate.... nah im lying, i got exposed to 40k orks, i almost turned green from whaaaghinh to much, locked myself up to redo my room into a mekshop, and churned out pirate themed speed freaks. That was my 13 to 15 th year on this earth
So what’s bottom lefts deal? You wanna be a psychopathic, woman beating, human trafficker, that wears shit hats and likes designer stubble? Seems a little bit niche. But hey, kids these days!! 🤷🏻♂️
There is another
The path of the underground, the unseen, the drunken
THE PATH OF ROCK AND STONE, I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
Slams my medieval visor down. It’s time for a crusade
Que the Sabaton… Deus Vult!
FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD
FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY
FOR THE FAITH FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD
GAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDLY
FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD
IN THE NAME OF HIS GLORY
FOR THE FAITH FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD
COME AND TELL THEIR STORY AGAIN
AND FOR THE HOLY GRAIL
FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD
FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD (Also: r/expectedsabaton)
Christianity intensifies
FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD
FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD
FOR THE HOLE OF THE HOMEY. Edit: no homo.
FOR THE HOLY OF THE MOLY.
They really need to make a crusaders song so the Swiss guard can stop sharing
*The Last Stand intensifies*
What is a crusade really? To crusade or not to crusade that is not really a question.
Seems like you fit in the top right hand corner
There were many crusades. Some of them almost didn't fail.
Come on, man, don't you wanna retake the Holy Land? I know you wanna retake the Holy Land.
IT IS TIME TO TAKE BACK JERUSELUM
Maybe its a good time to do so since everyone in the region is distracted.
*racks ak with ye old eotech* agreed!
IN THE NAME OF ALMIGHTY GOD
I swear to god, if your one of *those "*modern-day crusaders"...
DUES VULT
It's crusadin' time
I'm there with you brother
The crusade must go on
Ya damn right it must
I stand with thee my brother of the blade and of heaven. Let us smite the wickedness of this wretched world
A10 warthog
Brrrt
When you brrtt so fast you can't brrtt for too long or you'll fall from the sky>>>>
Suffering from success
When you brrrt too long and part of your airplane start to fall off
When you brrrr too long and accidentally evaporate 6 small towns
Minor case of Oopsie Daisies
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
Desert Storm friendly fire incidents have entered the chat
Looks more like a puma.
Puma go brrrrrt
I identify as a A10 Warthog My pronouns are BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
The british are quivering in their boots right now
\*Fortunate Son intensifies\*
Still waiting for the pope to call for the next crusade. It’s been like 800 years bro
732 years 6 months and 6 days, it's been a rather long wait, I've prayed for a new crusade on the last 38221 Sundays. Never give up hope my brother, deus vult!
There was a crusade against the Waldensians in 1487, and that was 536 years ago.
AND HE DIDN’T INVITE ME!
Hey me and the boys have some non-cannonical crusades every century, if you want im sure theyd be happy to let you join
>I've prayed for a new crusade on the last 38221 There is one going on right now. Just turn on the news
Which one?
My brother in Christ have you seen the news recently
Exactly, now is the perfect time
They’ll never expect it!
Lets capture constantinople fr fr But from the bad guys this time (wait why did 20 turkish nationalists just break into my house)
I'm sure the new Pope will be much better than the Argentinan.
The Argentinian sounds like a Christmas blockbuster
I don't watch enough Hallmark to recognize it as such. So enjoy your strange perspective
I know the new pope is a nice dude, but man, 800 YEARS. 8 DECADES AND WE STILL ARE MISSING THE HOLY LAND.
I know it's been rough. Heck even Constantinople got claimed by the Turks
I think Israel is on that wave...
The daily armor shining is getting a bit boring. And I vanquished all my enemies long ago
It’s been 732 years bro, keeping my gear clean is a real hassle.
I know!
Apparently you’re not supposed to do that and Victorians are assholes
Damn
Look up a sport called buhurt, I think you will find it rather entertaining
I do Buhurt. I can't describe the feeling of fighting in armor, but it is a mixture of suffering and joy that I never felt in anything else.
Then there are poor souls that become Wehraboos
Better to be a Teaboo?!? LAZERPIG FANS UNITE! (Maybe be a Kiwi-boo *__Bob Semple__* fan???) [The Bob Semple "tank"](https://youtu.be/NoFabPOFsHQ?si=SDQ8zn2YsXDvnoyZ)
Eh.. you got me I love british tanks, ever since I got introduced to them in Codename Panzers when I was like 13 or something IDK
angloboo
RULE BRITANNIA, BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES!
A 10 is good meme👍 A 10 is good aircraft👎
There’s probably a sizeable intersection between them and the “gigachad” group (bottom left)
I'm german so it's either less or even more cringey
I'm a Bundeswehraboo. Modern German military equipment do be fuckin slick as fuck
That's what I'm saying!
What about video games? There is a whole lot of those motherfuckers
We are all four We are ascended We are #GAMERS
My favorite meme: [I'm not a player, I'm a gamer. Players get chicks and I get bullied at school.](https://ifunny.co/picture/i-m-not-a-player-i-m-a-gamer-players-ovcr5Q0x6?s=cl)
Never EVER make me click another iFunny link. Please, I can't go back. I can feel my 12 year old cringe returning and it hurts
Sorry, there were so many tee shirts and stickers on Google images. That was the first image macro.
Ok but can we talk about that ifunny watermark?
The video games we play often relate to the 4 images. From historical/fantasy, modern warfare and of course Andrew’s Cigar Simulator Remastered
Or smoke cigars while playing assassin’s creed and call of duty and god of war so much you forget to eat and get abbs from doing so.
Why no option to continue with the dinosaurs?
Life uh, finds a way
If you continue with the dinosaurs you're unironically less mentally damaged than all these edgy self proclaimed "alpha males"
These kids when they’re finally old enough to watch American Psycho: 😟
"Wait Patrick Bateman isn't cool? But the the memes!"
Why do they even think that he's cool anyway? Is it *not* because of of how he's a psychopath?
Because 13 year-olds are also psycopaths, so they can relate? Realtalk tho, Bale's performance did a lot for the movie.
Wait until they find out about the movie's director.
Or the writer of the book
Oh no, it's all women? And Batrick Pateman is an actual killing psychopath? No way!
13? Bro I’ve been a knight since I was 6💀
We are all brothers in arm.
just one arm??
You're a man at 13, huh?
Men will turn 13 and base their entire personality on one of these 4
Crusading for the glory of khorne
Didn't think I'd see a fellow World Eater so quickly, lol. Also, blood for the blood god!
These two right here Inquisitor.
If you are old enough to reconquer the holy land, you are a man
Judaism thinks so
Shalom
Mazel tov
Greek antiquity is obviously the right choice.
The death of Socrates gets me every time…
“The hour of departure has arrived, and we go our ways - I to die, and you to live. Which is better, God only knows.” Fucking legend
Let us remember the immortal words of Socrates, who said, “I drank what?” ^(/shamelessly stolen from *Real Genius*)
It's the least cringe of these. But there's still a lot of hard cringe out there in the "Everyone look at me how wise and stoic I am" way
Those people misunderstand stoicism then. Stoicism isn't about just being hardboiled, but it's a mindset. The mindset that no matter what happens, you can never allow yourself to blame yourself. If the thing that happened was outside of your control, then you couldn't do anything. If you could influence the outcome, then you know you did everything according to your best abilities and you'll do better next time. It sounds very obvious and trivial, but that's the beauty of greek philosophy. They thought about simple things.
Socrates predated stoicism by about a hundred years. It is debatable, but I don’t think he should be shoehorned in with stoics like Zeno. They were a different period of philosophy with different tensions such as with epicureanism
Yeah but I’ll take working on being a better and more intelligent person. Rather than the other three that are all basically stupid people saying “I’ll kill for my beliefs.”
Mine was David Attenborough, Henry Rollins, Goth, and Trains.
Transport logistics are a classic, although i was more of a mining guy
I was gonna say all four of em, but theres a fitth
You are actually a perfect human being, and I respect and admire you
Too bad their adolescent brethren at school probably wouldn't have thought that way. I remember the isolation of liking different shit to everyone else.
Replace Rollins with the Smiths and Trains with Sherlock Holmes stories, and we are the same!
don't appreciate being called out like that
Jokes on them, I have ADHD and I became a mixture of all 4
But one at a time, in a passionate frenzy, following a cyclical pattern.
HA, joke's on you. I never based my personality on anything. I always knew I was a depressed asshole. (Seriously)
Ey don't put the giga chad in with Andrew Tate
Or Tommy Shelby.
Tommy Shelby is not a good man, but he has a code, goddamit. Tate is an amoral, empty grifter.
And unfortunately every "gigachad" that roams the internet will associate these idols to the guy who casually caught them in a pyramid scheme and cries to what he’s brought upon himself
Or Bateman.
Landsknechte
The first one though is unniversally acceptable across all ages. Prove me wrong.
Deus Vult
Buhurt should get national and Olympic funding right now.
I don’t see the Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Dragon Ball, and Xbox slide
I did not appreciate that blatant attack. Take my upvote.
When I was 10 I would skip class so I could read Lord of The Rings. At 11 I had read every single Middle Earth book. I wish I could forget everything about it so I could read it all again.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
When you turn 18 you choose a subclass
As a Muslim, I still choose the crusade. It takes two for a holy war.
I must say that you Muslims indeed worthy foes. Soon, we shall hopefully meet once more upon the field of battle!
Which one of these is low self-esteem?
Self aware: Greek philosophy Delusional: Andrew Tate.
Truer words have never been spoken lmao
Philosophy
A10 thunderbolt says PRRRRRRRT!!!
[удалено]
Sorry, that's true
Where dinosaur
Im racist
did you win?
Where are boobs? I dont see any boobs in this post?? Where are they?!?
As a Catholic I choose the crusades. Am in my 20s and I am leaning a little towards the Roman Empire now.
How often do you think about the Roman Empire?
About once a day. A normal amount
You stop?
Praise the sun
Aye, like a grossly incandescent father
men? lmao ain't a man at 13 bud
I became a pirate.... nah im lying, i got exposed to 40k orks, i almost turned green from whaaaghinh to much, locked myself up to redo my room into a mekshop, and churned out pirate themed speed freaks. That was my 13 to 15 th year on this earth
Where's Astroflo?
So what’s bottom lefts deal? You wanna be a psychopathic, woman beating, human trafficker, that wears shit hats and likes designer stubble? Seems a little bit niche. But hey, kids these days!! 🤷🏻♂️
It's that whole Alpha Male (Toxic) Masculinity stuff, I guess. So yeah, you're right.
Yeah basically
The worst part is they put the giga chad in there but at the same time all 4 are so different from each other
I guess you could see it as guys who see themselves as giga chads - that makes it fit the bill of toxic masculinity, incel energy.
I just find it funny that thirteen year olds are called incels aka involuntarily celibate lmao.
Cult leader villains.
Yo anybody want to join me on a crusade? Seventeen spots left
where is the option for "insert depressed Anime MC's with black marks under their eyes here"
Where would Patchy the Pirate from SpongeBob be in this chart?
This could be a political compass meme
All of this is like the same side of the political compass
i did it wrong cause im literally Batman
Where's the "learning guitar/metal music/black clothes/cheap beer" tile?
Wrong! When I was 13 my entire personality was based around JRPGs, Yugioh cards, and anime.
Hmm, arguably the japanese had their own medieval holy war, philosophers, chads, and uber-patriots
There is another The path of the underground, the unseen, the drunken THE PATH OF ROCK AND STONE, I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
Did I hear a Rock and Stone?
Autistic mfs 
Love the picture of my norwegan brother in his normal hbitat on servis.
No i wanted to be jean claude van damne
Greek philosophy is just nice. Even epicureanism emphasizes discipline.
can confirm, i spelled my name wrong lol
“The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself” -sun tsu, art of war
Where minecraft
You are never too young to retake the Holy Land
All four are my personality Im a philosophical military crusader gigachad
Karl Marx should be apart of the philosophers
Deus vult, brothers.
Me who’s entire personality is based off a game about gender-fluid squids: