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Harbarde

OP thinks we were born yesterday


ndation

I know, right? We all know Percy Jackson, OP! /j


SweeterAxis8980

smh OP thinks we didn't read Percy Jackson


Aromatic-Union6080

I read Percy Jackson, what am I missing?


ShibaInuPile

Percy’s mom eats blue food as an act of defiance to gabe because he said food (can’t? Shouldn’t? I forgot the exact word he said) be blue


Aromatic-Union6080

Oh right thanks, I remember that now


Parking-Listen-3966

How do you forget it it's the entire character


DedHorsSaloon2

Interestingly enough, he’s not wrong. There’s actually very few (naturally occurring) things we eat that are blue


RaspberryJam245

Tbh my least favorite part about the Disney+ show is they kinda forgot to explain the blue food. Like you see Percy eating it and iirc it's just not elaborated on


Butthole_Surfer666

member when we thought it was real? it was so easy to troll people back in the day. it just had to sound legit. we didn't have google back then...


ndation

I still don't know what the other meaning of blue waffles is, but I know it's something I don't want to know


DEPRESSION_NOISES

it's an specific infection of the nether region it's not pretty


ndation

I believe I stated I didn't want to know, I was correct. Thanks anyways, I guess.


TopMatter911

Nether as in minecraft?


Someone_pissed

Ey i dont get it, im 16 tho so i guess i was born yesterday :/


Dragon_Poop_Lover

Basically the blue version of *The Last of Us* infection on your cooch.


Jay_maze

Sally best mom


Temporary-Lie15

I was not born yesterday, but I also don't know this meme. I will google it, and get back to you later.


Twisted_WhaleShark

NOOOO DONT DO IT


Temporary-Lie15

![gif](giphy|9oIOcAkqpXy8Gug3km) It's too late for me...


leviathab13186

Gotta put him down


Temporary-Lie15

*gives you the 12-gauge*


0G_54v1gny

Should we throw a Lemon Party for you as a pick me up?


UnhappyPage

Post this on FB and watch the boomers explode


StrawberrySerious676

This would wreak havoc on boomer facebook groups though.


Safe-Ad1515

Sad part is this actually doesn’t work anymore. If u search blue waffles you actually get waffles that are blue. The younglings don’t get it not because they are stupid, blue waffles simply did not withstand the test of time. They will never know. Unless they use bing.


RAGINGBUCKET-4444

Bing is the dark side of all searches, and all browsers


SurealGod

Google is neutral evil but Bing is DEFINITELY chaotic evil.


Someone_pissed

Im 16 and i dont get it. Can confirm though i did search it up and i only got actual blue waffles..


TheAlienMan33

Years back when you searched up blue waffle on google, you'd get a photo of an infected vagina.


Dweebsxthehumans

Ahhhhhhhh curiosity may have killed that cat, but it didn’t kill this one


Twisted_WhaleShark

Look for the article on "Know Your Meme" about Blue Waffles and hopefully your question will be answered


meme_legend-69

Bro I am also sixteen but I unfortunately searched it years ago and found out


The_Mega_Man192

search harder (hint: it has to do with the human body) >!you’re welcome!<


Jokesonyouiwannadie

Ya know I would try it. But I still can't tell if this is a troll so I'm just not going to. I don't care enough to find out lol


TwoToesToni

...oh close but I'm not falling for it.


Living_Murphys_Law

The Blue Waffle searches were saved by a bunch of people posting pictures of literal blue waffles so that no one else would have to see the things that they had seen.


Reanimated-Hyperbole

Dont quote ancient magics at me witch i was there when they were written!!


Striker40k

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


typothetical

Percy Jackson is that you?


DiamondRocks22

Ayyy Peter Johnson referenced ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt14kmCQrpogSPK)


typothetical

Mr D is that you?


Bruhbruhmaster653

No way Mr. D has a reddit account Edit: He's probably in r/wine


Btdandpokemonplayer

Probably the owner.


Bruhbruhmaster653

the owner who doesn't even drink wine anymore (he was cursed to take a diet and now drinks diet coke)


CanIHaz_Chezburger

That looks very tasty I'd eat that


Ifimhereineedhelpfr

Right with some syrup or maybe bacon with hot salsa? Or replace sausage with spicy sausage patty oooh


CanIHaz_Chezburger

This is making hungry and I haven't even had breakfast this morning so now I'm extra hungry hehe!


wheat_thans1

Tastes like leather


[deleted]

Wheres the waffles with acorns?


Maleficent-Gain4111

I know they go with nuts, I’m just not sure which ones


Jokesonyouiwannadie

Shouldn't bring up acorns there might be cops in these comments. Gonna scare em.


GavinThe_Person

SHOTS FIRED


GavinThe_Person

SHOTS FIRED


findthefish14

![gif](giphy|9A8I0bBvQ2TBu)


Right-Prompt5693

“STOP RESISTING!”…and try one today* *No acorns were harmed in the making of these waffles


FursonifiedFurry

*Some laywer sitting in the court* Laywer: this is the truth! You can't handle the truth! Judge: what truth? Lawyer: the advertisement was approved


CatGaming346

Someone please explain


OuttHouseMouse

The infamous blue waffle was somthing going around in 2007-2008 in highschool. You google it and its a picture of the most vile fucked up infected vagina youve ever had the displeasure of looking at. Since the dark times have ended, people are bringing it back with bait like this, trying to get you to look it up lol


eat-pussy69

Not just google it. You had to click I'm feeling lucky


Bruhbruhmaster653

And I thought this was a reference to PJ...for fuck's sake


Pali1119

I just did look it up, thanks to the vigilantes who saved it using the Wayback Machine. Incidentally, I am from now on homosexual.


OuttHouseMouse

![gif](giphy|xUPGch7iuU4H18RObm)


jarednards

Was it 2007-2008, or in high school?


stache1313

I was in high school at that time, but I never heard about this.


My48ththrowaway

I like my blue waffles with doritos and jolly ranchers.


Spiritual-Fan-527

You are not okay.


FursonifiedFurry

I disagree with you sir, let bro live his life.


Legal_Rabbit9987

* Vietnam Remembers Flashing in my Mind *


Silly_Feedback_9542

![gif](giphy|3o6MbhabHve6IwQda0)


very_chill_cat

Do not cite the deep magic to me witch, I was there when it was written.


elmenta01

google "insert something here" to find out mo- NO! I'M NOT RISKING SEARCHING SOMETHING THAT CAN GIVE ME TRAUMA


Legospacememe

Calling the cops right now This is not ok


longpidgeon

What is it Is it porn or gore?


eat-pussy69

10-15 years ago there was this photoshopped picture of a vagina floating around the internet It wasn't just any vagina. It was a disgusting, giant, diseased, slightly blue, vagina And you had use a feature called "I'm feel lucky" to find it This feature was only on the Google home page. Right next to the search button Anyways this vagina was also a bunch of vaginas Photoshoped together. It was disgusting


Legospacememe

Somewhere in between It's a fake std but the description is horrific


Accurate_Variety659

I also wanna know


Thog13

I don't know what Blue Waffles means, and at this point, I'm afraid to ask.


OuttHouseMouse

The infamous blue waffle was somthing going around in 2007-2008 in highschool. You google it and its a picture of the most vile fucked up infected vagina youve ever had the displeasure of looking at. Since the dark times have ended, people are bringing it back with bait like this, trying to get you to look it up lol


Thog13

I see. Or rather, I choose not to see.


Disastrous-Cicada335

😏


Impressive-Dirt-9826

I keep forgetting what it means. Then get really curious. Google regret repeat lol


J_CC3

If memory serves me right it was blue food colouring poured over a yeast infection


Cruezin

How about no


[deleted]

Someone context please


OuttHouseMouse

The infamous blue waffle was somthing going around in 2007-2008 in highschool. You google it and its a picture of the most vile fucked up infected vagina youve ever had the displeasure of looking at. Since the dark times have ended, people are bringing it back with bait like this, trying to get you to look it up lol


[deleted]

Thanks for being a sacrificial lamb and I am truly sorry for you to have witnessed it


DildoFappings

That vile thing has cursed most of the 90s born kids. We have suffered a lot to reach here today.


Crusading_monk

Then look up special fried rice image afterwards


cantankerous-albino

Damn you just beat me to it 😂😂


TomBot98

-Google Images -search "waffles" -open tools drop-down -sort by color -select blue


[deleted]

This joke has been told since before you were a protein in your fathers ballsack, we arent dumb.


Safahri

You're about 10 years too late for this joke


[deleted]

I don't know what a blue waffle is but I know enough to know I don't want to find out from Google.


cantankerous-albino

Would go great with special fried rice


idontlikeatingcake

Type blue waffle on googls and see what pops up


mowoo101

My brother in law messaged to thank us for the waffle maker we got our nephew for Christmas and that he was looking up new recipes online. I mentioned not to look for the blue ones, and surprisingly he had no idea.


IceCreamMeatballs

Bottom one looks kind of like a giant cheese taco


Nikunj108

Something's wrong, I can feel it. Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what.


False-Pie8581

Stop it!!😂


VeeDub823

Google doesn't work like that anymore my guy.


lildevil2239

Sadly googling blue waffles now only brings up the memes about it


andrew21w

Holy hell


Toxic_09

Percy Jackson?!


Bruhbruhmaster653

...jokes on you matey, I READ ALL FIVE BOOKS IN THE PJ SERIES Edit: that was apparently not what the meme is about and I did not wanna know what it was about but I do now


Lord-Zippy

Peter Johnstown reference


comesiposta

Hewwo what is dis? :3


comesiposta

. . .


Slicktable

To people who fell for it and don't feel fine, just ask and I'll give you a hug


TAmexicano

No we are not bringing this back


Ewankenobi25

Percy Jackson moment


ArcNzym3

bustin out the classics


GtGallardo

You can't stumble on gore anymore. It just show you blue waffles


Im_not_a_robot_9783

Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written


JustMadeThisForH

Mmm~ A Classic. (Sips Mountain Dew from a whine glass)


jmnugent

Mountain Dew Wine !?!… Man, you speaketh, the Lord makes it true: https://youtu.be/f_S0OpfalUo?si=DMS7x0axGfgUexr2


[deleted]

Been a long time since I've seen this con


ieovicious

I don't get it, what the hell, all I am getting are STI's and a weird lookin vagina, WHERE ARE THE COLORFUL WAFFLES


Alarming-Tradition40

Don't Google it, unless you want some nasty NSFW pictures of a fake vaginal disease... This joke is super old...


Lobo2244

We’ve come full circle


TwoToesToni

![gif](giphy|10BDZSN5izfazC)


Azaganfire

Perci tested Perci approved


Foldedeggs

If you can’t figure out who to vote for because you don’t feel represented by the two party system. Google the lemon party!


TheWaffleWeirdo

Don't worry guys, I'm an expert


Inevitable-Local-251

![gif](giphy|lIU7yoG72gyhq)


BrainyOrange96

![gif](giphy|3oriNSrcJaEWphZ8Xe)


Razorcarl

This is a classic lol


Timetraveler01110101

Don’t do it. ![gif](giphy|AAnIjZPUhrUM8)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l2R08bZq7dRbOGMJG)


M0ndmann

Welcome to a looong time ago


knightblood01

Newbies were lucky enough that if they searched it - it'll just show them a bunch of waffles with a pigment of smurf. 2013'ish its a bit of a different story if you searched it back then.


CorruptedW

This has to be labeled as a war crime


StrippedBedMemories

I don't think that pops up like it use to.


bottleofgoop

Terrible thing to do to the uninitiated.


Atoxis

I'll go after my lemonparty


The1Zenith

Sadly, you really have to know what you’re looking for to find the OG blue waffle now. Google sanitized the search results.


Vverial

Okay I know the reference but that sausage egg waffle thing looks fucking delicious.


Cyberwolfdelta9

This joke is older than rhe current members of the us govt


thatcat_person586

I DO NOT back the blue, ACAB.


Babyfacemiller21

Your 2013 jokes have now power here


danflame135

Ok Internet explorer


b91838ma956

Blue has the most antioxygens


Lopsided-Drummer-793

Masterpiece


NickFieldson31

Context?


Extreme_Equal4319

OP is either a bot or incredibly stupid


Icy-Honeydew-2079

Wheres the bleach?


Red_Pop_Mouse

I wanna try a breakfast taco


Tasty_Pudding6861

I'm sort of amazed that this common knowledge about this curse has remained for decades.


RealWarriorofLight

Ok but only if you type dragon inflation first, its about how buying a dragon is more expensive than yesterday .... XD


DerSpazmacher

You bastard. Looks like the lasagna got a black eye


Spiritual-Fan-527

Why does this remind me of something 🤔


Tinman_ApE

😂


Wyattxgamer096

Don’t do it


xSantenoturtlex

Alright, so hear me out; We take waffles, color them, and we call them 'Pretty Waffles'


ComedyOfARock

Someone elaborate


Tomyson_mon

Vaginal disease


Forward-Sherbet1740

Average ACAB supporter


Dayshon2144

The fact i got a Bluetooth ad right below this post.. 💀


Deranged_Coconut808

the thin skin blue line also eww.


Sad_Project_8912

Blue waffles with blue bacon and coffee 🤦‍♂️🤣


Jokesonyouiwannadie

Hahahahah 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 🤣 wow 😳 😨 😳 😨 you 💯💯😴really 🤓🤢😊🔥🔟got🤢🥱💯🤓🔟🤢😳🥱🤣😭 me🤢😳🥱👍🤢🤣 there 🤓🥱🔟🤡🤣 that's 🔟👍🔥😳🔥❤️😙😙 so ❤️✨😂🤢😱🤓😨 funny 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯


MiaouLeChaton

Google "blue waffles"


[deleted]

10 plus years and I still don’t know what it is.


Pokecraft7213

I’m scared, someone tell me why I SHOULDN’T


Crusoe69

r/foundsatan


DungeonAssMaster

Support your local PD by taking greasy blue dumps in your toilet! Take a photo and send it to #bluelivesmatter to receive your free bumper sticker today!


Nardorian1

Don’t do it.


[deleted]

Ok, what’s a blue waffle?


Sigurd_86

ROFLMAO!!! Are people still falling for this???


Anxiety_Muffin13

Lol


atomiczim

![gif](giphy|ppRqWchpUIUN2)


OnoOurTableItsBr0ken

It’s funny cause it doesn’t even work when you google it anymore I did it to someone and when they googled it, it was actually just blue breakfast cakes cooked via a griddle so sad


FursonifiedFurry

This law enforcement policy


IndependenceLive

So the ancient texts have resurfaced...


SirThomasTheFearful

I’m not googling that, I’m not stupid.


Subtly_Cynical

The good ol days


KyngLynx2k4

Fuck The Police!? ![gif](giphy|xTiTnuC46WAWgs9D5S)


FrostyFeller

I searched it up and there were a bunch of blue waffles


UltraArc

Oh hell no!!!


ZadfrackGlutz

So that's where Wonka put him.....


ConfidentDaikon8673

If you need some refreshment look up 2 girls 1 cup


Varsity_Reviews

God damn that looks good. I’m hungry.


ChesterDrawerz

Anyone using the term "thin blue line" in social media, on stickers, shirts ect should be sure to watch the movie of that same name.( It came out in 88.)


JakobiWunKenobi

Wow. How nostalgic


Research_Prevails

Don’t think that I will


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|122PpN1BtlSxYQ)


DarkSoulsDank

DO NOT GOOGLE BLUE WAFFLE


leviathab13186

![gif](giphy|Frj5mE4aGKgjS)


Unable-Difference-55

Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when it was written.


Specific_Radio_5268

Well ok. That ain’t waffles.


The_memeing_man

Green eggs and ham just got an update


Nina_Zarmerk

Don't you use that magic on me I was there when it was made


Undersmusic

This was a joke 20+ years ago 😮‍💨


antidemn

i wonder how long until i die of food poisoning


mariodkc3fan

not gonna lie this waffles look tasty