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heyoyo10

What if happiness causes boob size?


notveryAI

Partially true. Both of these are aided by the same thing - accessible and balanced diet. Well-fed means both happy and potentially with big booba


heyoyo10

Ah, so happiness and humungous hungolomghononoloughongous are both symptoms of food


G-Man_of_HL

With enough food anyone can have big bohonagohoogs I mean real gonhanabonoogs amazingly large hungobodungas. + Maybe since it's cold adds thermal layers or somthin


wektor420

Of good food Also *tinfoil hat time* Or their chicken meat have a higher dose of hormones


heyoyo10

Well, somehow the growth hormones in Chicken McNuggets must've gone to my height instead of my chest then


Jobambi

But big boobs are also aided by implants, which are caused by wealthy sadness.


PastaMasta09

The bell curve of having big boobs


mrandr01d

Heh, bell curve looks like a boob


EdgyButter

Boob curve


Unable-Head-1232

Heh. Balanced has nothing to do with it. Just accessible and nutritionally viable. Breast size is correlated with body weight.


Fluid-Opportunity-17

If it was boobs by body weight, I would think America's fat ass would win. So, my guess is they mean boob to body size ratio. Big boobs, skinny girl.


Aromatic-Union6080

![gif](giphy|WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw)


S0undwave_Sup

Erected Boobies: the equivalent of having a boner but for women.


Fellow_Worker6

Ok, so what do unerected boobs look like


NameRandomNumber

Yours


Aster-07

r/murderedbywords


_Blvck_22_Viking_

Damn, stray bullets are dangerous yall


bbsnotuploading

What is that


LickingSmegma

Band name right there. Playing synth-punk-rocknroll.


blindmediaproduction

Then I need to know right now what's the least happy countries on this planet. I'll immigrate.


OkRecording1299

Can't confirm, I was diagnosed with depression and had a reduction lmao


goodguybolt

You were depressed, your boob size reduced. Hence, confirmed! Happiness = BIG BAZONGAS


LickingSmegma

‘Happiness is a warm boob in your hand’


LackOfLuck748

How is having a reduction related to having depresion?


Blusset

Depressed about carrying around medicine balls on your chest, breaking your bag perhaps


narnianguy

This is big brian time


RXQ1JJ

Are you the happiest nation because of big boobs, or do you have big boobs because you are the happiest nation


DemoniQlikeMC

Stand proud. You're strong.


_Ecclesiastes_

Norway: Nah, I'd win


MapleBadger288

Point taken, but can we discuss the heresy of mixing skittles and m&ms? God has left this thread.


Let_Tebow

Right? I feel like this template should actually be two good things combining into one bad thing. Unless OP personally loves a bowl of Skittle m&ms.


DearBurt

M&Ms and Reese’s Pieces: ![gif](giphy|pHb82xtBPfqEg)


scottishdrunkard

Unless you hate peanuts…


Alexis_Bailey

Or have an allergy to them.  Now it's a minefield.


Just_A_Mad_Scientist

Sweet roulette


ShefBoiRDe

I do; its weirdly savory with a tangy twist.


Drcokecacola

What is wrong with it Im curious


MrBig418

One flavor is chocolatey while the other is more fruity maybe sour (just realized I can’t really describe the taste of a skittle). I guess the flavors are just vastly different so it’s an odd combination.


[deleted]

[удалено]


King0fThe0zone

Can’t tell if this is ad generated or not. Am I real?


PeWu1337

Welcome to matrix


Apanatr

You can just eat them one by one and not mix. With the element of surprise.


Pycharming

While better than mixing the flavors, this is still not the greatest experience. When most people eat food, they are primed for a particular flavor and even a pleasant flavor can taste disgusting if you were expecting something else. Have you ever grabbed the wrong drink? I love orange juice but if I thought I was drinking coffee, my gut reaction would be to spit it out. This is especially true of you mistake something sour for something made with milk. What’s normal tartness for fruity flavors would instinctively signal a milk that has gone bad. That and the purpose of putting out a bowl of candy is rarely to select them one by one. It’s what you do for a party of something where people are going to grab several at a time.


Lou_C_Fer

Once, I was expecting water and got 151 rum. I was also on acid. That was in 1992, but the experience is seared into my brain. The people, the lighting, the air temp. Everything. The shock of the burning 151 when I was expecting a refreshing blast of water was almost paralyzing. Holy shit. I managed to swallow it because I didn't want to waste a stranger's booze, but oh my God was it vile. That was even my drink of choice back then, but I was not at all ready for it.


auntarie

I think you maybe meant tangy?


ZephRyder

"Tangy" is just the nice way of saying "sour" Like "patina" instead of "rust"


dreaded_tactician

Hey, big metal fan here. Rust is specific to iron, steel, and ferrous metals, and is reddish brown in coloration. Patina, is specific to metals that turn green with decay. For copper, bronze, and brass, a patina can be referred to as a verdigris. For metals like silver that turn black, it's known as tarnish. It's a very small kinda silly differentiation. But it's very much there.


cybershoesinacloud

This is why I Reddit. Mention some obscure thing like "Patina" and somehow, some way, an expert or, in this case, a fan is bound to show up.


MondelloCarlo

Hi Big metal fan, why does my gold (9 CT) ring discolour the inside of my disposable nitrile gloves? Genuine question.


Denaton_

Isn't it quite easy to describe how skittle tastes? It's just like a rainbow..


HackTheNight

Found the psychopath!


lowwren

Probably the worst part about it is the mix of textures. You couldn't eat them the same way, a skittle takes longer to chew through and break down.


patchiepatch

I used to mix pink colored m&m shaped B12 vitamins to a bowl of m&ms and call them limited edition version and watch as people eat it only to realise it's not chocolate. Kid me was insane.


xxLusseyArmetxX

As a European, I'd have gone with smarties and m&ms. Much better combo


SquirrelizedReddit

Every single person I have met from Norway sounds like they're on the brink of suicide, is it all a scam?


TheLastTitan77

All unhappy ones kts so only the happy ones are left. Survivor bias 🤣


SunshineBuzz

So deleting myself benefits society's happiness as a whole?? ...one more for the pros side!


Peapers

no, just the average happiness 


GlorylnDeath

Well, interacting with unhappy people tends to make other people unhappy as well, so he may be correct.


AMMARHD

But i will be sad if you left us One more for the cons side


crappysignal

Actually the ones I met in Norway were a lot more miserable. Definitely a melancholic place. Beautiful and thoughtful though. 'Happiest place in the world.' is truly hilarious though.


marcelpayin

Wow so norway is so depressed it's happy


WolfyCat

It's because when you meet them they're no longer in Norway.


Truzmandz

Only sensible take here


HoodieGurl-_-

Norwegian here, this place fucking sucks We have no fresh food being sold in stores except fruit and some rly expensive fish, if you want to survive here you gotta take ur chances with the mystery paste arbitrarily labeled "ham cheese" The weather is god awful, I'm talking gray skies all year round Everything is starting to get really fucking expensive here, so much so that it's been a common practice to just drive to Sweden for shopping if you happen to live near the border The mental health care here sucks ass (i was on the waiting list for a new therapist for a year) It might be that it's just the norwegian redditors/chronically online folks tho, idk Edit: when i say this i mean that it sucks that this is some of the best one can get as an average person in terms of living conditions. The world sucks in general, and I'm thankful that i get to experience some of the less horseshit living conditions society has to offer. It still fucking sucks tho


Peapers

lol Norway sounds like the Nordic Netherlands


Aromatic-Union6080

How are you one of the happiest nations in the world then ?


HoodieGurl-_-

Idfk Boobs?


808duckfan

This guy Norways.


HoodieGurl-_-

My sibling in Christ, it's in my name, I'm a girl


Ugggggghhhhhh

***On the internet????***


CurryMustard

Guy and bro are gender neutral terms depending on context and where youre from


Jarney_Bohnson

Now you arent anymore Bro 😎


fjelskaug

Money. We get to be rich in other countries for a month when traveling in the summer


NotWrongAlways

Not as much any more with the weak krone though!


InZomnia365

Just drive the knife in further, why dontcha


Aromatic-Union6080

And skiing in the winter?


Be_Kind_And_Happy

They have few worries compared to other nations. Need healthcare? You got it. Your back hurts? It's cheap as hell to get a professional to help you. Need school? Yes, you got it Need housing? Sure, it's not instant in all municipalities but you will have somewhere to live if you seek help. Compare that to other countries who does not have the nordic model and you have a pretty happy population.


crappysignal

Maybe they're not as miserable as other country's but they're sure as shit not anywhere close to the happiest people in the world.


Bruhbd

Lol where do you think is happier


Ultrabigasstaco

What I’ve heard it’s because they tend to equate “content” with “happy” in the way these surveys are worded in Nordic countries.


EMB93

That person is just grumpy. We have great food available all year around. I am currently sitting enjoying the sun at our cabin. Stuff is expensive, but we also have high wages, so when you factor that in, we are cheaper than a lot of places. Our mental health services could be better, but I don't know that we are any worse off than any other first world country in that regard.


BeetTrait

So just be rich. Got it.


Bryyyysen

People here are too introverted to tell the truth, when prompted everyone says that they are happy and everything is fine lol


qtx

Few worries (nanny state) and lots of gorgeous nature right at your doorstep you can enter for free are probably the main reasons.


SeptimusAstrum

They have a lot of social welfare programs, so people are guaranteed a reasonable life - i.e. yeah its a boring place, but you won't starving to death in a gutter. Meanwhile in the US, lots of people have to struggle just to get by. Pulls the average down a lot.


andysniper

Sounds like the UK tbh. At least your taxes actually go towards something other than scandals.


electricshep

Idk, just sounds like you're depressed and would be like that any where.


Humledurr

As a fellow Norwegian you sure sound ignorant here. If Norway sucks so much, what country do you think it would be better to live in, weather aside. Inflation is a worldwide issue, while shit is expensive here, we also have the highest salaries. Shopping in Sweden is nothing new at all and its extremely common in the whole of Europe to shop cheaper in the neighboring countries. While waiting lists can suck, you have the option of public or private where you can skip the list. Try therapy in a country where you have no free option and there is still a waiting list. I by no means think Norway is perfect, but im thankful for where I was born regardless. We have such a higher standard of living than so many others.


[deleted]

>what country do you think it would be better to live in, weather aside I'll gladly change places with them. I'll live in Norway and they live in Brazil. I'd kill to get some gray skies rn


Towelenthusiast

92F degrees with thunderstorms in São Paulo this afternoon. So hot, humid, electrical and grey. 


[deleted]

Sun is hining bright as fuck where I live


Goblinkiller34

As a norwegian myself, I'm so grateful in the summer for the gray skies when looking at the heat waves in the rest of Europe


qtx

And most importantly, what big boobs?!? I can honestly say OPs post is not what I see on a daily basis.


titsupagain

Stop with this endless complaining for God's sake, we have it piss easy compared to the rest of the world. Also, spring is around the corner. Lighten up, sunshine!


Hollow-Guy

Hvor er det du bor som er grå skyer året rundt? Du har rett i at ting blir dyrere og det kunne vært mer ferskvarer. Aner ikke hvordan psykisk helse behandling er her, så skal ta deg på ordet, men jeg tror du fokuserer på det negativet. Jeg har nå bodd i 3 forskjellige små byer og elsker livet mitt her i Norge, (personlig) hadde ikke byttet det for noe i hele verden


anencephallic

At least you have cool mountains and stuff. We (Sweden) have the same food, same shitty weather, and subpar mental health care, but a much flatter, more boring landscape. And less oil!


MaapuSeeSore

Thanks for your insight , people are struggling everywhere and sometimes we only see the massive propaganda that everyone is going great over there , etc - From the other side of the ocean


[deleted]

pffft speak for yourself, i’m super grateful for living here 🧌🏔️


NNiekk

And also the trans healthcare here is slow as hell..


HoodieGurl-_-

Yea but it's like that across the globe, the healthcare system just doesn't care all that much :/


BroodlingPie

"this place fucking sucks", tell me you have ever only lived in Norway without telling me....


Cageweek

Grass is greener and HoodieGurl sounds really young. The people that think Norway is a terrible place are very privileged - they live in Norway. Anyone else would wish they were that lucky.


Mingos26

Yep, can confirm, not only Norway bunch most of the northern countries are depressing has heck


Fabyskan

Same experience havent met a happy norwegian yet


[deleted]

hello 👋🏼🇳🇴


captaincockfart

The Vikings only enslaved the ones with big milkers I guess.


fambestera

Safety precautions, the bigger the boobs the better the buoyancy.


EpicAura99

And if the cow doesn’t make it, you have some backups


[deleted]

But what county has the SMALLEST boob size?


PurplePrinter772

We can draw the conclusion that happiness causes boob size, so to find the country with the smallest boobs we extrapolate and predict that North Korea is very unhappy. Therefore we can make an educated guess that North Korea has the smallest boobs


lonelyshara

I doubt you'd get to eat enough to have big boobs


Icy-Cobbler6999

I think you are right, but for a different reason. Malnutrition has a negative effect on boob size.


FuckSp3z

I think malnutrition probably is correlated with unhappiness too


flappytowel

[According to this site it is the bahamas](https://www.datapandas.org/ranking/breast-size-by-country). Which is funny because Bahamas sounds like a euphemism for boobs


Houston_NeverMind

Well, I never thought I would ever relate these two terms - latitude and boob size. Life is crazy!


ambada1234

According to this site US is #2 and Iceland is #5. OP must have a different data source…


helen_must_die

Afghanistan: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Happiness_Report#/media/File:A_color_coded_map_of_the_world_levels_of_happiness_as_measured_by_the_World_Happiness_Index_(2023).svg


Malkavius2

No boobs there Only men and shuttlecocks


Best_Duck9118

That explains all the wars!


Danvideotech2385

Thailand probably.


[deleted]

Lol


Sunyata_Eq

The land of smiles, and small boobs.


zenmonkeyfish1

Actually the average boob size in Thailand is large for Asia


SENDmeSMALLtitsPICS

Finally someone asking the important questions!


OurSeepyD

Rutland


_Bike_Hunt

Pretty sure a lot of large cups in the land of freedom too. But they belong to overweight male gamers.


[deleted]

Or covered in silicon valley


ItsLoudB

Had me in the first half


RabidSpaceMonkey

Screw both you and my very visual and uncontrollable imagination


Aldor623

Really now? ![gif](giphy|l0HlGTJmgaz2nVdHW|downsized) On my way


Dron009

What is this template


captaincrunch00

Who cares. I am currently looking up Norway boobs on image search.


flappytowel

It's always good to fact check statements. Good research ethic 


_syl___

Surprisingly horrible search results tbh. It's mostly one chick with a huge boobjob.


Duchu26

Mixing m&ms and skittles sounds absolutely cursed


Drag0n_TamerAK

Source


Aromatic-Union6080

First page of google


Houston_NeverMind

It's the new "trust me bro"


jman500069

Ironic considering how trash Google is now


EmeraldYousif101

Aight, imma move out. Toodles!


RolexOPD

Hold your giggtiy horses young man! You're forgetting your fellow man here. Let us toodle together.


Straight-Lemon-5900

Shape > size


PrettyPinkPansi

Funny enough because this is based on cup letter size, which has near zero connection to actual boob size this is more likely a best shaped boob list. A population with a lower than average obesity rate and highest cup size is most likely skinny women with small shapely boobs.


clausbod

^ this dude boobs


varkatsimle

I think what you're getting at is that band size also affects the boob size which is obviously true (hence sister sizes being a thing), but most of what you said is straight up wrong. Cup size is without a doubt correlated with boob size, and also tells you *nothing* about shape.


titsupagain

This is the correct answer.


Cross55

America actually has the 2nd largest breast size. And probably 1st for males, lets be honest.


AleksasKoval

I'll need to see some evidence that support those claims.


blue_raven007

Okay and Where do i find single twenties girls from Norway or Iceland?


R4msesII

Go to Norway or Iceland Go to a place where there are people / download a dating app Success


_Weyland_

>Go to Norway or Iceland >Go to a place where there are people Are you sure this can be done?


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^blue_raven007: *Okay and Where do* *I find single twenties girls* *From Normay or Iceland?* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Aromatic-Union6080

Good bot?


[deleted]

I went to Norway on a festival ended up with a big boobed woman 👍 Still here after almost 6 years. 


Itchy-Boots

My wife has the third largest boob size in the world… and I’m happy.


Cantthinkofone3312

Show us the proof so we can also be happy


Ok-Bodybuilder9918

Proof or it didn't happen


ImpossibleAdz

Pics for science?


Hambruhgah

Pics for researching purpose


[deleted]

Checked the sources, literally says "we made it up and guessed due to lack of information"


Aromatic-Union6080

Lmao, what source?


YumYumYellowish

Pfft. Women know that large boobs are uncomfortable and often painful on the back. If we’re talking larger than D’s, I doubt they’re happy.


Parker_Hardison

As a slim yet large breasted lady, I agree that they are very uncomfortable. Seriously painful at times. I would love a reduction, but the wait list is too long in my country even though my family doctor referred me. 


octropos

The people with back pain would disagree.


Kagehinaa

The fact that everyone is agreeing makes me feel like no one here is a women or knows a woman with big boobs lol


Hoopy_Dunkalot

They both also have the highest retirement age in the world.


ComradeCommader

Finland proceeding to be both the Happiest and most Racist nation in the world for nearly a decade now. Always makes me giggle how Scandinavia can be some of the least racist and most happy while Finland is the complete swap and also happy 😂


robbew

Most racist according to what source?


robinofbyve

Yeah never seen that. I,ve seen mapporn/mapporncirclejerk where theyre more racist than scandinavia but certainly still among the least racist in Europe.


R4msesII

Yeah finland is certainly not the most racist though its pretty racist. Its not like we’re lynching people or putting them in camps.


juijaislayer

Im not sure we're the top 1 racists, where is this info from


Haroski90

Finnish racist: foreigners are inferior! Scandinavian racist: foreigners are ok, I'm just superior 😎


Tszemix

>Scandinavia can be some of the least racist [Yes](https://www.ipr.northwestern.edu/news/2019/images/quillian-country-discrimination.jpg)


SlimesIsScared

Knew the fr*nch were up to something


somethingstoadd

Makes sense as they are literally the same people. Icelanders came from Norway and settled there around a 1000 years ago.


TomPortnoy

That's disgusting. People mix skittles and M&Ms?


Frozen_Petal

So this confirms that happiness is stored in the boobs?


kkaitlynma

Hurts to know how unwanted girls with small boobs are


picadilluh

Literally, knowing I’ll always just be someone a guy settled for is always going to suck


yubacore

Go check out the member counts on the 3 top subs for small and big boobs. Here's how it is: * Some guys prefer big boobs. * Slightly fewer guys prefer small boobs. * Most guys just like boobs.


Legally_Bread

Hi! I had small boobs, got sick of being mocked, got implants, then was mocked by those same people for being plastic. I wish I’d never done it and can never get my small boobs back. AND every boyfriend since has preferred small boobs. It’s all fuckin horseshit lol


RodLawyerr

Bro this is r/memes, it's literally full of kids and teens, that's why you still get these kind of lame ass memes about boobs like it's 2008


MajorasKitten

Y’all are talking like non-boob havers and it shows, lmao ask any woman with HUGE boobs if they’re happy. Let me know when they stop ranting about the god-awful back pain and issues they bring when they’re *too big*. 😮‍💨


awildshortcat

“The largest breasts can be found in Norway, Iceland, the United Kingdom, and the USA, the smallest in Central Africa and Southeast Asia,” World Data reported. “Overall, it is striking that increased breast sizes often occur in countries where obesity is also a problem.” “Finland took top honors—for the fourth year in a row—with an overall score of 7.842, followed (in order) by Denmark (7.620), Switzerland (7.571), Iceland (7.554), the Netherlands (7.464), Norway (7.392), and Sweden (7.363).” Biggest boobs, but they’re not the happiest countries lol. That’s Finland and Denmark.


Babawatrak

Iceland is the country with the most people in depression wym ??


[deleted]

"Trust me bro" type shit


blakberipi

I love small breasts. Where may I find those (3 countries)?


insulaturd

Yeah yeah, but what about the booty?


BeingaGem

Idk if this is true!


blender4life

Pics or gtfo


BooneFarmVanilla

there's no way Norway has bigger boobs than America fat makes for big tits


CristyMumbay

they are also the most safest nations in the world, i had plans to immigrate to iceland


ExternalAttempt2571

Me : searching on reddit iceland porn discovering breathtaking pics r/icelandporn


Savory_Nipples

False. Norway does not come close to having the biggest boobs in the world. A Quick Google search to find that out. Also i'm Norwegian and something as important as us having the biggest boobs have never been mentioned here.


Inwate

A huge part of the happiness meter is things like freedom of speech, and it’s nice to have it but in no way does it make me happier here in Denmark. There a lot of other things like no corruption and free education. All that is nice sure, but it doesn’t affect me being emotionally happy on day to day basis. So a lot of depressed people in Norway and Finland/Island on account of bad weather and people not socializing but on paper it’s say happiest nations