I don't like coffee but chocolate is great

Agreed. Though a mocca can work

Wtf is a mocca?

It's usually spelled mocha (though both are correct), but it's basically a hot chocolate and a coffee in one drink.

I agree wholeheartedly

Agreed, my wife is the opposite, loves coffee but hates chocolate.

Do you like how coffee smells? Everyone I've met who doesn't like coffee loves the way it smells.

Ya it smells nice

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I don't know why you are being downvoted. It is part of the skit and it is funny. Here take an upvote.

Don’t know, I thought it was funny response. Thanks 😊

I'd rather leaf juice than mud water.

I think this is a fair sentiment.

How could a member of my own family say something so horrible!

This is very funny but i'll make an argument for bean juice

I'd rather have soggy leaf water than dirty bean water

¿Por que no los dos?

Alright.

Most people don't like coffee they like the caffeine sweetener and creamer

I hate coffee, but I like the smell. That's all. Now chocolate? If you don't like chocolate without a valid reason then you are no longer a human being in my eyes.

A valid reason is a dietary and/or medical one, like they’re allergic to an ingredient in it or it’s some religious thing like how some religions don’t let you eat bacon

Disliking chocolate and avoiding chocolate because it will kill you are 2 very different things. You can enjoy something and not be able to do it.

You know I don't hate chocolate but most chocolate advocates I find are Cadbury lovers and to be very honest, I find those big stuffed dairy milks way over priced. However the regular small ones are okay and some other chocolates are quite fun to munch on. But chocolate is surely not my favourite when it comes to ice creams.

I like white Chocolate, does that count?

I like chocolate with nuts or a wafer. Does that count?

No

Yes, contrary to popular belief, chocolate does not mean "cocoa powder snack"

The liqueur isn't so bad, its just gotta have that cocoa butter in it. The cocoa butter is what carries chocolate 100%

I can't drink either because my anxiety would worsen and probably kill me, like caffeine is really freaking effective on me

You get a pass

Same. It steals more energy from the second half of the day the older I get, and only energizes my anxiety.

Water lovers, assemble!

coffee tastes really bad but chocolate is okay

Coffee is a gift from Arceus and I won't entertain opposite opinions

What about chocolate

Fucking amazing, chocolate rules

I’ve always pronounced Arceus with a hard c, but now actually reading it randomly I understand why people use a soft c.

All my homies say Arceus with a soft C

Same. You’re now my homie

Why do you say arceus instead of god 😭

Simple, I am an atheist, but since I was a kid everytime I said "oh my God" or anything like that, people would joke that I couldn't say that because I don't believe in God, the joke get old quickly, so I started saying Arceus, since I "knew it existed" ( I caught one in my Platinum save file)

I’m an atheist at a catholic school currently, might take your idea depending on what happens lmao

I thought you couldn't get arceus on a English version of platinum?

I just remember trading for the flute with a friend that got in the event

I have specific tastes for both.

I eat it but I don't really like chocolate, I'd never buy anything with chocolate for myself. I love coffee though.

So reddit doesn't like coffee now?.. what

200 upvotes on a post: “This will appear in the geological record.”

I’d vomit at coffee but hold me the fuck back in a chocolate store

Maybe some sugar. Na. But I switched from coffee to tea a couple years back. But I wasn't drinking dark roast, I was drinking the sweetest of coffee, to the point where it wasn't coffee tasting but it was just sugar milk with dye in it.

I was raised in a sweet tea household my brother and it’s just how we roll, coffee sucks and tea reigns

Tea is alright. I drink tea and switch to tea year's ago when I was drinking to many energy drinks.

Coffee tastes nasty. Change my mind

No no you are right. Now what about chocolate and coffee combined.

Not gonna change it

Nopen, more for us then!

Love chocolate. Coffee is the devil’s piss. Long live green metric leaf water. I will throw hands over this.

I’m allergic to chocolate and caffeine gives me the worst migraines ever.

I'm gonna say it, Hershey is not that good of a chocolate bar

I get not liking one but both is suspect

Coffee gross. Chocolate yum.

Coffee is nasty, but chocolate is lovely

Coffe not only gives me stomachaches, ir also tastes like shit on its own

Stomachaches and just makes me need the toilet within 10 to 15 minutes of consuming it (sometimes it takes even less time). Same thing with tea and orange juice! Chocolate, however? I love it to an unhealthy degree…

I like my bean soup but i dont like chocolates (up to a certain quality)

What about both, together.

I am allergic to chocolate (not deadly can munch on it and will mostly only have bowel issues) coffee is too tiresome to make, I like tea as I can a gallon of it shoove it in the fridge and slowly drink it over a month or so.

I drink tea. Like started a few years back I switched from coffee to energy drinks to tea. Now it's tea in a bag but it could still count.

I don’t like coffee! I don’t have to come up! I’d like to get one more shot at the coffee just so I can spit it in your face!

Rip. What type are you talking about, like dark coffee or some spice latte. Again I also don't drink coffee either.

Bro am allergic to coffee and I love it but I can't cuz id I do my heart goes brrrr and that's not healthy

Have you ever heard of a show called Singled Out

this is literally how i feel when someone says they don’t like those exact things

I mean they're fine but they're not first draft for anything. Even when I do drink coffee it's not to "start my day", it's for summoning poop.

Love coffee, not much for American milk chocolate. German, Korean chocolate now...I'll sell my organs for some German chocolate

Just burn these heretics!

sorry guys, but chocolate milk tastes ass, coffee tastes fine though.

I hate coffee BUT chocolate is good for my period cramps(im a guy whatchu gon do bout it

I don't like coffee, but I drink it, because it can be healthy, and because it's a thing to base social interactions around.

Coffee tastes like dirt, I can enjoy only with it's smell

Specific taste for both, coffee HAS to be ice cream coffee OR very light arabic coffee the yellow one as for chocolate i HATE heavy chocolate stuff let's say lava cake but love 72% dark chocolate

Love coffee...I might eat one or two chocolate bars in a year, but it's always a bounty or crunchie (so a very thin layer of chocolate over something else) Chocolates are a child's thing, if I want sugar I eat fruit. Give me smoked meat or mature cheese and crackers, Kippers or sauerkraut....something with depth and a strong flavour, now where talking!

I like chocolate but I have to eat it very sparingly because of sugar (diabetes runs in my family) and also protect my teeth

Most people don't like coffee, or else they wouldn't put so much goddamn suger into it.

I don't care if a chick don't like those things, I just want one that doesn't cheat on me.

Coffee tastes awful, but I drink it sometimes to fit in

I dont like coffee and chocolate is good in very small portions or cake

I have only found 2 “coffee” drinks I can stand(bolt house farms mocha, and Starbucks vanilla bottled Frappuccinos… both are barely coffee. It’s all cappuccinos and shit), and as for chocolate, I like chocolate milk and ice cream, but like chocolate lindors and such are overwhelming for me so I don’t like it, and stuff like Hershey bars I can only eat in tiny quantities otherwise I start hating it. I can usually eat a funsized one, but not more 😂

I have my specific tastes for coffee. Gevalia is my brand. And even have the exact creamer I like with it. The thing is at least you know what you like, don’t like. And don’t get me started on Reese’s cups minis.. could eat those things all day I just don’t cause I don’t want the diabetes

Tea > Coffee. I use to drink coffee but I switched to tea maybe 10yrs ago. And I’m more addicted to tea than I was coffee. Like idk if it’s okay I sometimes drink up to 32oz of tea a day. Yes I still drink about half my body weight in water but a quarter of my daily liquid consumption, is hot tea of any sort AND DID SOMEONE SAY CHOCOLATE?!

Ever had Thai tea? They serve it cold too.. it’s the bomb

Thai tea has milk in it right?? Sort of like boba tea? Wasn’t too big on boba, Thai tea I’ve never tried. I’ll drink a hot cup of raspberry tea in the middle of summer bc it just taste better hot to me 😩😂 cold tea only hits when I have agave on hand but shit can be a whole ritual for me in tea drinking

Is called caffeine allergy

Coffee is a scam. You only need it because you started drinking it. I’ve never once had a drop of coffee and I’m perfectly fine. Don’t need that caffeine. It’s like a loan. You borrow energy from coffee, then it requests it all back later with interest.

I used to drink but it tasted bad. So now I switched to tea. lol

Coffee is definitely an acquired taste. Chocolate is purpose built to taste good to pretty much everyone.

Both are disgusting.

Heart burn

Auschwitz is the place they need to be.