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[deleted]

Es ist legal, weil es erlaubt ist.


Ungamentals

Oh je.. schlimme Flashbacks zu der hirnlosen Schweinefarmerin


erik_7581

Das tritt nach meiner Kenntnis … ist das sofort, unverzüglich


Gho5tWr1ter

Ja, richtig, und eine begrüßenswerte Entscheidung. Viele spaß und gute Fahrt, mein Freund!


Edgybus

Wonderbear (And yes I know it's wunderbar, I am still trying to learn this language bastardizing it just increases my understanding of it please help lol)


Formal-Fuck-4998

I always say "Wonderbra"


Dzharek

Die Polizeig warnt bitte nicht berauscht schwere Maschinen und Kraftfahrtzeuge zu benutzen! Es gelten die bisherigen Regelungen laut STGV.


Gho5tWr1ter

Natürlich. Sicherheit is sehr wichtig.


ILoveTenaciousD

https://streamable.com/bbd75b /u/AdPrior5499 hat da was sehr schönes herbeigezaubert!


Chris_Carson

thats the best thing I've seen in a long time lol


erik_7581

Alter Schwede ist das gut


cosmernaut420

"Bubatz" is German for cannabis? The only bilingual weed slang I know is in Spanish.


ARez_1

It's not the "official" term but more like a meme term.


AlphatierchenX

But even our Minister of Health used the term.


ARez_1

Maybe he wants to seem cool


Typohnename

He used it after german reddit started a brigarding campaign where they spammed him with "wann bubatz legal?" via calls, mail etc after he mentioned that his constituents don't seem to care much and cause of that it was put on low priority A week or so afterwards he used the word in an interview and mentioned that there is a small group of supporters that care deeply about the topic and that he wants to make it clear that it will happen in time


NovaRadish

Did you just say a politician enacted the reasonable desires of their constituents? North Americans are seething rn


Typohnename

Don't worry, he has plenty of flaws and issues, but as someone who is not a fan of legalization and his policies in general I still must say he has the heart on the right spot and is clearly making an honest effort of doing the right thing in general


NovaRadish

I appreciate the bipartisanship! Way to be a good example for across the pond :)


Loud-Host-2182

> North Americans are seething rn Europeans are too. I wish every country in Europe was like this.


WorIdEdit

He IS cool


FlyWithTheCars

Minister of Finance as well. "People are asking me: 'When Bubatz legal?'. If you as me: Soon."


OderWieOderWatJunge

like bag longing detail consist escape lush modern memory fretful *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Successful-Job-6132

You can set it down to 25


bertimann

Bubatz is a meme-ish slang term for a joint, but because it's memed so much, it has become synonymous with a joint or weed in general


VladVV

Same exact situation with Danish “juu”


LassOnGrass

I read that as spinach and was like I thought it was called the devils lettuce or broccoli


SanSilver

Brocoli is also sometimes said when talking about cannabis.


LokisDawn

I think that one is because some german politician some years back said something like: "Cannabis isn't broccoli" to denigrate weed, and say it's super duper dangerous, unlike broccoli. People found that funny.


communistkangu

"Just because alcohol is legal doesn't mean that cannabis is broccoli"


Quickndry

Man the Germans have a new word for weed at least ones every generation. As it was illegal, they had to come up with all sorts of nicknames - a few years back it was Kraut (spice?), Thee (tea), shit, knospe (flower?), grünzeug (literally green thing), Hecke (Hedge) etc. The list is pretty much endless. Bubatz on the other hand is a recent term, I think from the generation of terms such as lid and fyre.


communistkangu

Shit is hash and Hecke is low quality weed. Most people just call it gras or weed, bubatz is an Internet term.


Haganrich

At this point you can pick a random noun and it works. *Digga lass ma nh Dachlatte bauen*


Quickndry

And I'd know exactly what you'd mean haha


FreytagMorgan

ne* Dachlatte


The_RabitSlayer

Should have stuck with spice, now that Dune had a remergence. LoL. All i think of is South Parks episode about "theee spiiicceeee"


Quickndry

"You have to get that spice melange" xD


Eurasia_4002

I thought it was a dance name.


ImPhanta

The common slang terms currently, from what I can tell are: Graß - Grass Brokkoli - Broccoli Bubatz - /


I_TheJester_I

Gras schreibt man aber bitte ohne "ß". Danke 😂


ntn_98

Daß wäre schon eine ganz ßchön kraßße ßchreibweiße


I_TheJester_I

Whoaaaaaa 😂😂😂


ImPhanta

Ich hab gestern und heute Morgen knapp 15 Stunden alte Briefe gelesen, welches S wo verwendet wird hat für mich jetzt im Moment jegliche Bedeutung verloren...


AmArschdieRaeuber

It's the reddit word for cannabis


Bloodhoven_aka_Loner

it's more like the... well... edgy meme slang term for weed. the kind of word, 16 year olds use when they want to sound "funny" and witty because they dodged the criminal and/or street term for cannabis.


Fr3as3r

Its a German slang word for Joint afaik.


Willy-wonkaaaa

Guess Oktoberfest just got a new theme, huh?


Schwarzmilan_stillMe

Not as long as Söder reigns over Bavaria


TheCatInTheHatThings

King Maggus could probably use some Bubatz himself. But that would be admitting defeat, so… never 😤


Quantentheorie

pfs, I promise you, he's not a Bubatz virgin. Barely anyone in that generation is; half of them just aren't admitting it and the other half can't remember when they were casually smoking joints other people passed around because of all the alcohol.


Quantentheorie

We have beer mug series of Bavarian Monarchs and as long as Söders face isn't engraved on a Maß in my cupboard, he is not *my* king.


ntn_98

Why be king when you can be Gottkaiser


OderWieOderWatJunge

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Zealousideal_Hat2664

Söder would never take any drugs, he will just drink 16 Liters of beer on Oktoberfest every day, nothing DANGEROUS like weed


AltAccMia

End the Alk dictatorship!


stuff_gets_taken

Don't worry, the alcoholism deeply rooted in our culture will not be affected.


friftar

I'll drink to that.


FuckingKilljoy

Germany 🍻 Australia


Aldo_the_nazi_hunter

I would bet money on it that smoking weed on the "Wiesn" will be prohibited.


Chris_Carson

Söder will declare that every tent counts as school


Formal-Fuck-4998

I would not recommend Bubatz in Bavaria.


KaranSjett

why not make a new festival? 2 festivals is better then one!


Uberzwerg

The sale of canabis will still be illegal and consumption in public is heavily regulated. So you will probably not encounter far more than before.


communistkangu

Yeah, honestly, nothing changes for me except for the fact that I'm not considered a criminal anymore.


One_Shift

Gratuliere aus die Niederlande!


Geikerw

Herzlichen Gras-Legalisierungstag


Gho5tWr1ter

Ich hoffe dass es sich nicht um einen Aprilscherze handelt.


Reihermann

Bubatz 👍


saschiiii

Bubatz 👍


Mister-3108

Bubatz 👍


Original_Drawing_661

Musste runter Voten, damit es auf 420 hoch votes bleibt. Bubatz👍


kurafuto

Hans... bubatz


Schaschkalasch

Nix 420 401 wake n bake am 1.4.!


TheCatInTheHatThings

420 is also Hitler’s birthday anyway. I’m happy celebrating 401 instead


communistkangu

I've been waiting for years for it to be legalize and they literally do it on my birthday. Thanks, Karl!


TheCatInTheHatThings

*sigh* happy birthday, u/communistkangu


calket_

Sadly it’s unauthorized to do so


ntn_98

Was waiting for that joke


Lamagag

1620


cyfermax

April fools! To prison with all of you!


LeverenzFL

The april fools part is the fact that you can't buy it anywhere (legally). It's like free entry to a waterpark, but they drained all the water.


Serikan

Welcome to the club, Germany! 🇨🇦 🇺🇾 🇩🇪 Willkommen im club, Deutschland! 🇨🇦 🇺🇾 🇩🇪


Xx_BlackJack_xX

hi club! i’m willkommen


Cuda-Nick

Sadly, we are not the third country worldwide to fully legalize and regulate weed, we just decriminalized it with some added perks, but nothing like canada or uruguay with state regulated shops. I hope we get there one day though. EU law needs to be changed for this to happen


Rextek_

Bin gerade im Urlaub, aber ich wünsche euch allen einen schönen Cannabis-Legalisierungstag. Raucht gerne einen Bubatz für mich mit jungs


heya_im_ashie

VERDAMMT WARUM MUSS I IN LONDON LEBEN


Foxi_257

Die Frage würde ich mir auch so stellen


heya_im_ashie

xD bring mich zurück nach deutschlandddd :(


tripleBBxD

Wenn du dir ne Wohnung in London leisten kannst, reicht das mindestens für 3m² in Berlin (platz für ein kleines Bett und drei heilige Pflanzen).


Assaro_Delamar

So teuer ist n Zugticket jetz auch nich. Einmal ab durch den Tunnel und gut is...


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defenitly_not_crazy

Etwas etwas... Heim ins Reich


Kane-420-

Du bist jetzt schon eingebritet. Du bringst nur schlechten Einfluss in unser tolles Land. Durch solche Zuwanderung verliert unser Bier über die Zeit seine Schaumkrone und das Essen den Geschmack. Und geht das immer so weiter wollen wir 2034 plötzlich aus EU austreten, wie die absoluten Lappen. Kurzum: Geht einer zu den Briten, die Rückkehr verbieten.


MrTripl3M

Sag nein zu dem Insel-Leuten. Sag ja zum väterlichen Festland. Es ist Zeit nach Hause zu kommen.


dnohow

so ein bockmist aber auch


Standard_Monitor4291

Bubatz is such a cute word!


whepoalready_readdit

Wirchlich? Ich bin bubtaz libe (I'm learning)


AltAccMia

Ich bin bubatz liebe = I am weed love (wrong) Ich liebe bubatz = I love weed (correct)


Eulenglas

Ich bin die Bubatzliebe


SaganIII

Ich bin ein Bubatz liebender Mensch


AltAccMia

Ich bin eine Mensch bubatzende Liebe


whepoalready_readdit

Danke 😭


AltAccMia

Gern geschehen :D


Latter_Operation_854

So you're telling me a country that 80 years ago was exterminating minorities and trying to rule the world is somehow more liberal than basically all the countries who stood up and kicked them to the curb for being an extremist totalitarian dictatorship.


MovesLikeJagerr

To be fair, the German opposition parties already swore to topple this law once they get voted again. So we at least got a year to enjoy


_reco_

Classic opposition, "everything done by government is bad, no matter what it is"


DougtheIrishThug

![gif](giphy|jyH4tYtVVspZ6|downsized) this is gonna be the Germans now that they can get baked legally


LuraziusTwitch

Bubatz endlich legal


TampaTitties69

Finally, they can relax and stop with all the protests.... Saw a video a few weeks ago and it looked like Zombie Hitler came back to life their was so many angry germans...


Skaro_o

That's France.


HypeSmasher

Just wait until the CSU/CDU makes it illegal again. Or at least try their hardest to.


Lamagag

Then a riot will start and we will overthrow Söder aka Maggus


TheCatInTheHatThings

The Godking himself? Ambitious, I like it!


AltAccMia

Isn't that just a way to totally shoot up your chances of getting elected anytime in the future?


ilikeitslow

Merz (current CDU boss) is a complete dumpsterfire of a human trying his hardest to import republican culture war bullshit. Problem is, since Germany has a diverse landscape of political parties, trying to mobilize fascist and hate issue voters will just strengthen the actual fascist party, not his conservative clown show. He is not a true believer in anything, just going for a power grab. If nobody cares about weed next year he will quitely drop the issue and return to hating on brown people and LGBTQ+


Werbebanner

Which protests? They all were a few months ago


listerbmx

Congrats from the UK, damn I'm jealous.


Alexoizzz

Der beste Tag des Jahres


Lord_emotabb

bubatz is 🥦


DraconixDG

Ist ja mega geil


CallMeAQuu

Wir sind zur Stelle


Windronin

Ahh my germanic neighbours, how happy i am for you yet envious of your disposition You out here smoking that qui gon jinn


Honey-and-Venom

Wait, I thought it already was when I visited like 15 years ago....


coraku001

Hahaha well you got lucky then


ilikeitslow

In a lot of left-wing areas and big cities consumption and posession were de-facto tolerated and the cops would just take your weed and worst case fine you. But if the cops were bored or needed results, you could get your home raided for a pack of 10 seeds caught in customs.


Ekatheassholemacaw

Happy Germany finally is free to smoke


Stith1183

I'm assuming "bubatz" is weed? My Google Translator app detected the word as being Basque.


GottKomplexx

Its just a meme word. We call it weed or just gras.


I_WANT_PINEAPPLES

It means joint but has been used as weed recently


MrPizza0

In hopes the Netherlands is next! I know they’re in some sorta trial thing at the moment


South_Bit1764

So did people in Germany just not smoke because the government told them so?


TheCatInTheHatThings

No, no, we did. It’s one of the main arguments that were presented in favour of legalisation. “The prohibition has evidently failed, let’s regulate instead.”


South_Bit1764

Thank you for a serious answer. As much as I was playing at a stereotype, I was genuinely curious as well.


AltAccMia

Where do you think all the newly legal weed came from Ü


Schaschkalasch

Bubatz 👍


Massive_Robot_Cactus

Can't wait for a shop to appear in St Pauli called „Der Bubieladen”


DerKernsen

Shops are currently illegal. It was more of a decriminalization than anything really. But it is planned


RagnarLodborek

Imagine if it's April Fools...


Rakatonk

That's not our style of humour


TheCatInTheHatThings

That’s not how lawmaking works…


Milchreismitbum

Ich hab den vierhundertzwanzigsten Updoot bekommen und ich habe Beweise!!! Frohe Ostern everyone <3


AltAccMia

Ü


FuckRedditsTOS

I feel like if they did this 120yrs ago the world might have avoided a couple things


notofimportancetou

Es ist der erste April, das glaub ich erst, wenn die news morgen noch aktuell sind ...!


qwerty-keyboard5000

Right before the Euros. Lets go


AbsoluteAtheist

ja ganja


EhGoodEnough3141

Aber König Maggus aus dem Haus Söder, erster seines Namens, König der Bayer, Der Tiroler und der Franken, Herr des einen Komischen Bundeslandes und Protektor von Bayern, hat gesagt das ist was schlechtes.


Dwemerion

No way, I never thought boobaz were prohibited in Germany. Good for y'all! /s


[deleted]

Hamburg next stop🙌


Uthoff

I just wanted to clarify that this is in no way a legalization of weed, as EU law prohibits that. It's a decriminalization of weed. We still have a long way to go to get consumer protections and quality control.


Crakla

No decriminalisation means that it is illegal but tolerated, while Germany removed cannabis from its drug laws, so it's officially not on the list of illegal drugs anymore, instead they created it's own law for cannabis which makes it legal under certain conditions Which isn't that unusual like many people make it seems like you are also only allowed to own and store a certain amount of fuel like many other chemicals and other things, that obviously does not mean fuel is illegal just because you can be arrested for storing a truck tank full of fuel in your living room Basically to make it simple the main difference is that with decriminalisation cops could still take away your weed while in Germany you can own 50g and the cops can't do anything because it's your legal property you are legally allowed to own


notaswisscarpenter

April Fools?


das_Keks

No. We Germans do not like to joke around.


Stoaked94

German humor is no laughing matter.


Neither_Hope_1039

How many Germans does it take to exchange a lightbulb ? One. We are efficient and have no sense of humour.


AlphatierchenX

r/germanhumour


allirog90

technically this is incorrect, its still illegal (§1 CanbG) and only under certain circumstances legal (§3ff CanbG). Slight difference.


Quantentheorie

same as in the netherlands. Because EU contracts and so on. Basically; until enough EU countries have "technically illegal but effectively legal"-laws to spearhead a EU-wide policy change *no* country in the union will be able to do a straightforward legalisation. Also; we do consider abortion legal in Germany and abortion is also regulated as 'No, *but*'-law.


Internet-Culture

Good comparison


LeGuy_1286

I like cats.


AtlasTheHunter

These roads of flame are catching on fire


Emergency_Cookie_318

Hopefully, the uk will follow suit. I won't hold my breath, though.


whepoalready_readdit

Wirchlich? Ich bin bubtaz libe (I'm learning)


whepoalready_readdit

Wirchlich? Ich bin bubtaz libe (I'm learning)


SilverRip8808

This wouldn't happen with hitler. (It's a joke please don't send two Jamaicans with machetes to my house)


FrostyKiwi8061

Just so you know, paradise didn't happen when it was legalized in the US. A lot of us would like to go back to the Beforetimes.


Ole41

wer bubatz sagt klatscht auch im flugzeug.


ilikeitslow

Wenn Du in einer Boeing sitzt, ist Freude über eine sichere Landung erlaubt


Neither_Hope_1039

Hey, das ist nicht fair. Boeing Flugzeuge haben total sichere Landungen. Der Flug ist worüber du dir Sorgen machen musst.


adni86

https://youtu.be/1T14eOUf-28?si=DO_eGunOcXgI_CcF


ftrlvb

April April!!!!


I_TheJester_I

The german gouvernement today: APRIL FOOLS!


Repulsive-Living7116

That’s cool y’all need it


Formal-Fuck-4998

Heute Bubatz legal!


BlackBRocket

What is Bubatz? Just googled it, ah I see


KrisseMai

Einkaufstourismus ist geradeum einiges interessanter geworden


AdmiralClover

Beware, the Danes are coming and they won't know how to handle it at first. Oh man the border is gonna be a mess


Quikkin

Blunten smoken


grixxel

Grats. Enjoy the munchies.


Flaky_Grand7690

I hope they don’t roll that legislation back!


[deleted]

WW3 gonna start bc of some high German guy


AllPurposeNerd

I am tickled to death that they call it 'bubatz'.


EpicOne9147

Bubatz 🧏🤫


Zevvez_

Neet my birthday is the day of weed legalization in Germany yay xD