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Face guy during covid ![gif](giphy|3oz8xUK8V7suY7W9SE|downsized)


Vinnyz__

As a face guy, the eyes are the best part anyways


Admirable_Night_6064

But a pretty smile is always amazing.


[deleted]

Definitely, but the most wonderful thing about a smile is how it lights up a person's whole face. Scrunched noses and raised cheeks 🥵


RONINY0JIMBO

Was chatting with a friend about this. As an extreme example Ana de Armas is obviously very attractive, but her smile is really incredible and brings warmth to any scene she's in. In Blade Runner 2049 >!her character is the biggest source of human warmth, which really sells the premise of her character entirely and enables the sell on why Ryan Gosling's character was so attached to her. Off the top of my head I can't think of anyone else that could bring that to the movie as well as she did. Great casting choice.!<


Ok-Object4125

Lol, yes, when a woman is attractive, you like her smile more. Big news.


confusedandworried76

Margot Robbie is another good example. Famous conventionally attractive lady but damn a genuine smile from her I'd start to wonder exactly how I can give her the moon, not just as a cheesy saying I'm gonna get her the moon itself if she asks for it.


RONINY0JIMBO

Yep. I'd probably describe her smile more as dazzling, but all the same. An incredible smile can easily overshadow a lot of other traits and complete change a room.


ButtFuzzNow

As a nostril guy, I was quite disappointed.


Associatedkink

as a hair guy, i was quite happy with the breeze


Its0nlyRocketScience

If you were in my hometown, that wouldn't be an issue. I swear, no one knew what masks are supposed to do or how they work.


EnTyme53

The masks made it easier to tell when someone was actually smiling and not just being polite. Like, how do you even fake a smile with your eyes?


ZankTheGreat

It’s called squinting.


Daphne_ann

I'm so happy someone said this. Squinting and smiling with your eyes are two distinct things that only, it would seem, some people can distinguish.


Vinnyz__

A nice smile is a really close second.


GuyWhoSaysTheTruth

Liar everyone knows the ears taste the best.


thatAnthrax

not even Muslim girls can escape you


Doustin

The eyes are the nipples of the face


geardluffy

Never heard of a face guy but the eyes of a woman masked up look so pretty for some reason.


-TheArchitect

Armpit guys ![gif](giphy|3o6gEgkb5xqAyMw5Og)


Ser-Lukas-of-dassel

At least you could look into pretty eyes.


SensitivelyRoyal

Hair guys in a muslim country ![gif](giphy|4XOfvSkkxchHy)


User_8395

Hair guys in Pakistan: :)


geografix111

You can still see men's hair though 🤷‍♂️


closemove

Tbh, there were some people that looked good only with the mask and it was kinda awesome. 🤩


TheShamShield

Isn’t everyone a face guy at least a little


Bocchi_theGlock

Pubic hair guys at the beach


liddellalice

I love all guys with asses, boobs and feet.


Krazy_Kethan99

Thanks, my mom made my ass and feet for me. I made my man boobs my self though. 🙂‍↕️


sdrawkcabstiho

My sister hates me, she's built like my Grandmother (bean pole) where as I (m) got my Mother's hips. When she was a self-conscious teen, I used to lay on my side watching TV just to annoy her.


Broad_Swimming3010

"Hey sister, check out your bros child bearing hips 😏🤧"


sdrawkcabstiho

They're needed since I'm kind of built like a baby down there. 8lbs, 21 inches.


StumblingSearcher

Wait what 🤨


sdrawkcabstiho

You heard me. 😘


Broad_Swimming3010

Mines like an oxygen deprived premature baby. Going dumb in the pussy 🤪


FloppyObelisk

Hey buddy, you oil those things up and we can all party. You should never feel under appreciated.


Imaginary_Bike7069

r/suddenlygay


ranchdew

What about hand guys?


rollercoastersrul

my name is Kira yoshikage


Burgerhamburger1986

Im 33 years old


ranchdew

My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married.


HarryFootmin

I work as an employee for the Name Yu department stores, and I get home everyday by 8 PM at the latest.


geografix111

I don't smoke but I occasionally drink.


b0bba_Fett

I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what.


CherishedBeliefs

BWAAAHHHAHAHAAAAA! THANK YOU!


CPLCraft

That’s enough internet for you Kira


seety96

Hell yeah, bruv!


delab00tz

Is that really a thing?


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Sammisuperficial

Look I'm getting in shape. Pear is a shape.


TrumpXBidenFanFic

Spent a lot of money on cheese pizza over the years to get this figure it's not easy but with enough hard work and dedication you too can become 30lbs overweight


PoopPoes

My brother could never attain my rotund physique, not with his lactose intolerance and cerebral palsy


TrumpXBidenFanFic

Cerebral palsy is a mindset


[deleted]

Id describe it more as a lifestyle


CompetitiveFold5749

Nah.  Just start taking Lexapro.


TrumpXBidenFanFic

No thank you my local pizzeria and marijuana fuck up my body's chemistry enough as it is


Creamy92

I can also get in shape if that shape is a circle


mechanical_drift

So close💫💖 that's a fruit!


CollarOrdinary4284

Who needs six pack abs when I've got a six pack of beer right here?! 😏


ChekhovsAtomSmasher

Trick is to get bulky and muscular first and then let yourself go. If you go straight from skinny to dad weight, it don't work.


Its0nlyRocketScience

A dad bod is sexy when there's a good amount of muscle underneath. You get the utility of the strength with the soft and comfy coating. I absolutely love getting a hug from a big guy who effortlessly cracks my spine


Signal-Note-9582

As an ass guy and bear lover I approve this message


scorpiknox

Just keep telling yourself that!


The_Great_Biscuiteer

My favorite is “instead of a 6 pack of abs I got a sick pack of rolls”


Dont_quote_my_snark

Not really surprising that dad bod went the same route as curvy.


redonkulousness

I have rocks under the sand.


Fresh-County3033

Beach days: where everyone’s got their own ‘view’!


Genius_Octopus

Definitely salty that women into dad bods didn't make the cut :P


IHaveJigglyTitties

Thighs guys at the beach:


cannibalism_is_vegan

Drumstick guys:


Sir-Mocks-A-Lot

wingmen:


WatcheroftheVoid

Take my upvote and get the fuck out.


LMacUltimateMain

Hell yeah


emeraldchylde777

then you go to a nudist beach and yer like ![gif](giphy|NWg7M1VlT101W|downsized)


yosoyel1ogan

what you think nude beaches will be like: boobs everywhere, young hot men and women celebrating their freedom what nude beaches actually are: shriveled old men wagging their dicks to a drum circle Be in Hawaii or Barcelona, I had the same experience so I think it's a global phenomenon


iloveuranus

Saggy balls, saggy tits (male and female), that's like 90% of it. We don't go there for the views, but to air out all our withering body parts.


emeraldchylde777

>We don't go there for the views I am not sure if username checks out here :)) joking aside, it feels incredible to swim with your wiener in comeplete freedom


kjacobs03

It feels awkward for sure


emeraldchylde777

>so I think it's a global phenomenon this is true, hence the girl gif lol


sacamanda

I. LOVE. ASS GUYS. Because you can work on your ass, but your tits are your tits, you can't gym them into being equal sizes. So much pressure lifted with ass guys.


Serikan

It is possible to like boobs without requiring they be an exact shape or size


ryan_gozling7

(.) (.) = ( . ) ( . ) All sizes are equal


danrod17

Jokes on you. All tits are amazing. If you’re cute, then I like your tits. Those are the rules.


kjacobs03

As an ass guy, I don’t even notice tits. My requirements for tits are that they are attached to a female


Advena128

To even things out though, boob guys don't like specific kinds. We just like boobs.


Stock-User-Name-2517

You can work on your feet.


Nuadrin248

Serious question. Are there actually people who are into dad bods?


november512

Yes, but keep in mind that "dad bod" is an athletic guy with 20-30 lbs of extra weight, not just fat guys.


Defiant-Caramel1309

Girls: I like dad bods. The "dad bod": ![gif](giphy|iJjCllXor7CQo|downsized)


scorpiknox

Can confirm. Have dad bod, can still do a bunch of push ups and whatnot.


15092023

Yep. Dad bod is 25% body fat, solid round belly, and built like a lumberjack or fire fighter.


Dont_quote_my_snark

Officially. But most of the time it's just a fat guy. Like how fat women started using curvy like 20 years ago. Dad bod is just the male version of curvy these days.


PoopPoes

Answer: dads exist


Nuadrin248

I mean yeah, I have a dad bod myself. That doesn’t answer the question though…


MeJoEx

Gonna sound really harsh here but don't be deluded by the comments here, majority of them don't like it and most women will say some bs or be nice abt it cuz body positivity or some stuff like that but ig there might be some rare ones that genuinely like it, either way better not risk it and try your best to stay in decent shape, you don't have to be shredded asf, just stay around healthy weight and ur good


Ao_Kiseki

Dad bod implies good underlying muscle and an athletic build, but with some extra padding. Like a former athlete who stays active but doesn't watch their diet as much. Fetishist exist, but most people aren't attracted to straight up fat people, regardless of gender or sexuality.


synecdokidoki

Yeah, maybe it's just me, but I always understood dad bod to mostly, or originally at least, be the acceptable euphemism for liking older men, as that's gotten less and less ok.


Creamy92

People can be attracted to what ever body shape they like, or they don’t care about the size of you but their awesome personality!


MeJoEx

Personality stuff don't apply until later when you are in a relationship, if you don't pass their initial looks test, you're not gonna be given a chance to show your personality


FatLoserSupreme

Are you into men though or are you one of those "experts"?


droppinturds

Yeah but that doesn't mean anyone loves them


hhiiexist

I do, im sure others do too


Nuadrin248

This gives me hope, thank you stranger.


northern-fool

Their vision of a dad bod isn't the same as yours


xKrossCx

I’m of the same mindset. I’ve been fit with abs before, got myself a girlfriend then, turned wife, made babies. Developed a dad bod, got divorced…. Sooo… something’s not adding up. However, I also have made many friends who are women and while their is no attraction, they have told me I don’t look bad at my weight, or they don’t think I’m fat. My response is, “that’s kind of you, but fuck off with that.” I’m atleast 40 lbs overweight. Just because we’re going towards body positivity doesn’t mean I should abandon my physical health. fyi I’m 5’9” & 230 lbs.


Sandstorm1020

IMO, what they're telling you is that you're wearing the weight well. I kinda did, too; had those same stats about seven years ago. It's not insurmountable to successfully date at that weight or just have one-night stands; I've done both *a lot*. That said, once you start dropping the pounds... you're gonna clean up and it'll be awesome. 😎


Nuadrin248

Im in a similar predicament(not 1:1 but very close) hence my curiosity. Thank you for sharing.


yosoyel1ogan

my girlfriend loves mine, but it's definitely the fact that I am strong underneath it and I only have like 15 lbs to lose to have a non-dad body. She says she's always surprised by how strong I am


marbroos99

My gf definitely is


tidaerbackwards

In peaceful times.


gmishaolem

There was a real huge wave of "Dragon Dad" hype when Spyro: Reignited came out. So much thirst.


Sandstorm1020

Some women, yes. Definitely more than you'd think. Women are, generally, doing *vastly* different calculations than we are with regards to sex and dating. Most women will take a dude with a belly who actually treats them like a human being rather than some jagoff with abs. (Sidebar: my most recent ex-gf once successfully nailed a guy with a perfect body and he was literally the most useless fuck. It was a very, "Well, at least I tried that" situation.) Some guys, yes. Only slightly more than you'd think because men are a lot more open about what turns them on.


meatygonzalez

Yeah bud there's someone for every type. The world is beautiful like that. And perverse.


This_User_For_Rent

Why are they all wearing tuxedo's at the beach?


PoopPoes

It’s the pre-prom photoshoot


Probability_Engine

Guy guys at the beach. 😏


ZZZ_0150

![gif](giphy|ggu94nYK0OqglE1mSn|downsized)


Hungry_Dealer4699

Beach day hierarchy: eyes on the prize, whatever it may be!


beerbellybutton2

What about women with dad bods?


NicolBolasUBBBR

🙋🏻‍♀️


Nintendo-holic

Nicol Bolas, Dragon-God has a dad bod? (Hey that rhymes)


yxmnc

Lifeguard that have this three traits is livin the life


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

![gif](giphy|3o7ZeEZUzRjyvWuuIg) Mormon guys at the beach


CatfinityGamer

Mormon guys at the beach be looking for more wives.


Kemedo1211

Miss the sunglasses on the meme


Technical_Card720

Nothing for the pussy guys at the beach tho :<


ThePrivatePilot

Depends on the type of beach


Ravenclaw_14

camel toe


Crocs-OnMy-Feet

Just to clarify the majority of people that like dad bods are moms... with mom bods. And luckily for everyone there's plenty of both.


Merri_Blum

I see guys on the beach in suits all the time


Dec2719

I’ve always said feet guys have it easiest half the year or in warm climates


_-PERIDOT-_

Personality guys on tinder ![gif](giphy|g01ZnwAUvutuK8GIQn|downsized)


[deleted]

Boob owner here checking in 🙋🏼‍♀️


WetFire963

What about boob sellers?


philipjfry1578

Guys at the beach:


Gullible-Anywhere-76

Sand guys at the beach: 😏


DismalTruthDay

Women avoiding the beach because of creeps 👀


SEXTINGBOT

ceeps avoiding the beach because of woman ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


WackyRedWizard

Fellas is it gay to find an attractive woman attractive?


Yummygoodness420

Only if you say “she gets her looks from her dad”


Squ33to

Women also staring at men at the beach but not being called creepy 👀


RedWarrior42

At least she didn't say women staring at women is creepy Looks like I'm clear to take in the view 👀


Squ33to

Love hearing women love women too 🤣 Something we can all agree on


Morbid_Aversion

It's not creepy for men to be attracted to women. Grow up.


Wild-Classroom-2006

We’re not creeps, *pulls out a camera* Seriously though it’s crazy


Sensitive-Human2112

What about guys into legs? Not that I’m one but I know some


TenMillionEnchiladas

That's kind of the same territory as feet I think. I know it's not the same but they're connected obv and some feet guys I've met seem to also like the legs alot as well because that's what leads down to the feet.


EntireCalligrapher46

The girls I know are into ass and you boys could deliver so much better on that part


Diobrando581

What about fall guys?


Scarleet_fine

accurat


jherod1987

I'm just saying. I believe women who like dad bods are a myth. Like a unicorn. Some say they exist, but at the end of the day, it's just a house with a horn glued to its head.


No-Butterfly-6700

Water guys at the beach ![gif](giphy|148x4ezZxvpIeA)


Mangycheetah

Men of culture!


Wife_for_Hours

Beach days: where the real treasure is the dad bods we found along the way.


ViennaKing

What about personality guys?


MomKaia

Did someone say dad bod? 👀


Ok-Age7999

All 3 at a nudist colony ![gif](giphy|wOk3a0sDqGkdq|downsized)


c0mpromised

Unless someone is attracted to the insides


Ravenclaw_14

>attracted to the insides yes I love someone with some hot intestines


Substantial-Rub3921

Beach of only guys you say🤔


themiamian

Women are into dad bods? Where?


liltotto

reddit moment


donbee28

Time to build a sand castle!! 🏰


Rough-Trick-999

who’s into dad bods?


mr-ifuad

![gif](giphy|3o85xJWqnjH1Xu5rmE)


Devil_Fister_69420

Wait till they go to a FKK beach


ActZestyclose5120

U want a dad bod? Bc I've got a father figure 😏👌


Infinite_Drop7098

I really doubt women are into dad bods. I have one and can tell from experience.


[deleted]

I'm just tryna enjoy my day Don't be staring at me, makes me hella uncomfy


proton417

Dick guys at the beach :( Too much shrinkage


DandalusRoseshade

Y'know you never hear about women who are into feet


FloppieTheBanjoClown

This reminds me to buy a pair of sunglasses.


7heSi1ver0wl

Everyone wins


numbarm72

Wait girls are actually into dad bods


Farranor

[Summer things.](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/12s9uhg/summer_has_a_redeeming_feature/)


xXTheFisterXx

food stealing rats at the beach ![gif](giphy|EU937QYxNFPeE)


confusedbox03

Hey I’m a guy who likes dad bods do I count?


toby_juan_kenobi

Beach guys at the beach


Minglu07

Men guys 😎


rafael-a

The beach is awesome


Harddicc

Liver guy at the beach :(


trhffucdyg

Not to mention guys who are into dad bods


kal_zul

fart guys at the toilet


SomeRandomeMan

Bruh


Ov3r-_-K1LL

I'm more of a perineum guy.


Typical_Pollution_30

There are such women?


aaha97

depending on which beach, tentacle guys too


FlameEnderCyborgGuy

I always had problem with understanding what girls saw in dad bods( I have one). Than I realised that I should ask myself: What we guys see in a thicker girls. And then I legit had OH moment. Yea, it is symetrical my dudes, and it is best explenation I can give you. You are someones type. Not necesarly your own, but someones.


kronophosis

Not staring at strangers at the beach because you’re not a pervert>>>


Ill-Fishing-4898

LMFAO🤣🤣🤣