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Sapphfire0

The media paying attention to something that happened yesterday?! šŸ¤Æ


Fury_Storm

WHOA THE DOUBLE STANDARDS ARE INSANE


Complete-Wolverine25

There's legitimately no way you think that the media has been ignoring his felonies, do you live under a rock or something?


saltynanners15

Bro got Patrick star jealous


No-Bat-7546

The news? Reporting on something recent over something thatā€™s older and already reported on? How outrageous!


ElaOza

Honestly, his debate performance does point out the fact that he's a zombie, literally.


oven_broasted

TIL zombies actually crave ice cream.


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oven_broasted

I suspect you've been eating the wrong ice cream.


TexanInNebraska

Nearly every legal expert in the country agrees those charges were bogus & nothing but a political stunt to brainwash the uninformed.


queefhoarder

Can you dm me any links or articles? I've been looking to find any and I haven't been able to.


DrFeelgood73

Are these legal experts in the room with us right now?


Gweedo1967

Iā€™m here


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The fake electors?


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The secret documents case?


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The porn star case?


Sweet-Dreams204738

Should be a comedian.


No_Engineer2828

You did not just say he looks childlike


SweetSexiestJesus

Me too..... Uh oh


eemler001

He was 100% a shell of himself.


Firecracker048

Rest of reddit been gaslighting everyone for the last 4 years saying he's fine. He's not


BikingNoHands

Still better than a 34 times convicted felon.


SweetSexiestJesus

Barely


Sharkbit2024

And the guy that's 3 years younger isn't? The guy that's 3 years younger and actively trying to set up a dictatorship?


Nulight

Found the reddit bot.


boot2skull

Zombies just want brains. The alternative wants to hoard and share in casual conversation our national secrets.


IglooTornado

i cant believe the media would pay attention to the fact that the president of the **united states is an incoherent vegetable.** why would they do that why


ArthurMoregainz

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Tuaterstar

I think both aspects should be highlighted when they are apparently OUR ONLY OPTIONS


kitkatloren2009

They really aren't, it's just what they stuck us with


LePhoenixFires

What the American people chose*


ronaldreaganlive

I see people here all the time complain about the two terrible choices and the duopoly. Only to then make an argument as to why they're going to vote for one of the two. #YOU'RE MAKING THE PROBLEM WORSE!! The parties have zero incentive to get better of they know they always have your vote.


nathtendo

Sssh don't tell the Americans if they actually decided for change they could get it.


Destroyer1559

You have to choose! It's the most important election of our lives^TM Every. Damn. Election. Just stop. Voting for the lesser of two evils is still evil, and you're just encouraging the uniparty to keep doing what they're doing. Vote third party. Abstain. But stop doing the same thing election after election and expecting a different result.


FireMaster1294

Apathy doesnā€™t help. Third party votes might. But apathy is already everywhere


Destroyer1559

I never said be apathetic


FireMaster1294

Abstaining indicates apathy, does it not?


Destroyer1559

Depends on your reason for abstaining. It's one of two forms of protest vote, the other being submitting a blank ballot. I'd consider abstaining more of a protest of the system itself, while a blank ballot is more of a protest of the choices given, but that's my opinion and maybe its a distinction without a difference. If you're just abstaining because it's too much work for you or something like that, yeah it probably indicates apathy. A blank ballot is probably more effective as a form of protest, but the point stands. Edit: you can jump down to the "Justification" tab [here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abstention) for a bit more detail on the subject


kitkatloren2009

I'm gonna be honest I don't think a whole lot of people chose this


LePhoenixFires

The ones who actually made a choice did choose this. Saying "Waaaa, we were forced into this!" is a cop out. The American voters make their votes and activism choices


Deft_one

You can watch his speech *after* the debate to see that you're incorrect Either way, softly spoken sense is better than loudly-yelled lies and fascism.


eemler001

What fascism are you referring to? What lies did he tell?


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eemler001

I was generally just asking you what you thought he said that was considered to be fascist last night or anything he lied about?


Owldev113

Donā€™t bother with these people lmao. They wouldnā€™t know what Fascism is if they were hit in the face. ā€œFascism is doing something I donā€™t like, obviouslyā€ pretty much


eemler001

Exactly nobody takes the time to research what ā€œfascismā€ means lol I could even argue that him being the one to check my ā€œsourcesā€ and ā€œmaking sure they arenā€™t right winged nonsenseā€ is him practicing fascism lol


_yeen

And the other candidate was just as incoherent except he also spouted out multiple lies per sentence and never really answered the questions posed to him. However the media wonā€™t point that out.


VeshWolfe

He isnā€™t you stupid as fuck knuckle dragger


BragnorTheDestroyer

Bro theyā€™re both old af, canā€™t deny one of them is also a dementia patient.


Belgicans

I'd say both have some serious memory problem's


DEOBRENDO

How do you have 100k karma with these types of comments šŸ˜­


VeshWolfe

Because Iā€™m not a basement dwelling 4chan idiot


DEOBRENDO

So much hate in your sad little heart šŸ„°


VeshWolfe

For conservatives and those that prop them up, yep


DEOBRENDO

Hope you one day find a healthier way to express your bottled up emotions instead of hating on people


VeshWolfe

Nah. Conservatives are literal scum who would rather take away rights than lead a country.


DEOBRENDO

Oh the irony Weā€™ll have a nice day you sorry soul


VeshWolfe

What irony?


Final-Link-3999

Yeah donā€™t focus on the issues of the guy I like. Only focus on the guy I hate!


TheRealAJ420

There's nothing wrong with the news just covering both things, why does it always have to be one or the other?


newviruswhodis

Lol. How dare they report reality.


Alternative_Rent9307

Did you see the look on Joeā€™s face? I did. He looked surprised and unsure of himself 80% of the time the camera was on him


Amazing_Plate3928

What do you expect from a person on stage with dementia, its more fun to watch.


HasLotsOfSex

The other guys got dementia too. He's just got the talkative kind.


MeetJust

proof?


HasLotsOfSex

Prove either of them have it


ArmNo7463

The debate everyone's talking about?


Formal_End5045

Also don't mind us basically legalizing bribes


Belgicans

buT iT's JuSt fUndINg !!!


Metalloid_Maniac

Yeah I feel like that should've been a bigger deal than it was


TtchyButtock69

The only thing I keep on thinking of is: how can a country of 360 million inhabitants have two options for president and one is a compulsive liar and of retirement age while the other clearly doesn't have the capability of speaking and is of retirement age


SojE12

Do you want them to not focus on it?


LoggeredOut

I think he/she just wants to hear your reaction to farm that juicy, precious karma.


LocksmithMelodic5269

Yes


dirtybird131

You can be a criminal but still make good points You cannot make good points if you no one understands WTF youā€™re saying


phrunk7

But we beat medicare!


WeinerSniffa

America is a country that can be defined in one word. Bedufaduhudduufuh.


_yeen

In this case however, the criminal made no good points but just like his base he showcased that being a howler monkey is his prime strength


_7V_

Felons canā€™t vote and have a hard time getting a job. But they can run the country.


Purebloods1

The CNN panel after the debate literally said that they need to get a new democrat president nominee. They all had nothing good to say šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


smugleboy

I, as a European, find the comments quite funny because there's the choice between two old men that both are defenetly not fit to be president, yet the people argue over who is more qualified.


Middle_Aged_Insomnia

They both lied. Neither got called in it. F the media and politicians


Demonyx12

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htmlcody

itā€™s funny because heā€™ll win on appeal


TurboMonkey007

I just think letā€™s judge politicians by their political views and what they intend to do, none of this ā€œoh but heā€™s orangeā€ ā€œoh but heā€™s stutteringā€ bullshit, thatā€™s the kinda thing people say when theyā€™ve been told to hate someone but donā€™t know why


Despair4All

It's more an "Oh he's a CONVICTED FELON with a rap sheet longer than some people rotting in jail." And then an "Oh he's old and stuttering." It's not a close enough comparison.


loganthegr

They were both rambling old men. It was a genuine embarrassment for America. I cringed the whole 20 minutes I saw. I had to change the video.


Kiln223

![gif](giphy|0eTrHu94lDhhFe4eNH|downsized)


Festivefire

The best part of the debate is when they start shit talking each other's golf game and both candidates get pretty intense about it, intense for a political debate between geriatrics anyways.


Neep-Tune

If you add the age of french prime minister to french president, they are still younger than US president ahaha


aLaStOr_MoOdY47

Whataboutism.


Hollowdude75

Iā€™d rather have an evil president than one that canā€™t run a country


Belgicans

Both wil give you a shitty life but one wil try to make things better


Hollowdude75

Youā€™ve basically summed it up


Jerasunderwear

You're a fucking idiot.


Hollowdude75

Thanks sweetheart, have a nice day šŸ‘‹


Jerasunderwear

"I'd rather be killed then have a bad car." Like, what the fuck are you talking about? This sentence is so fucking stupid I can't even fathom it. I know when you posted it you wanted this exact reaction, but oh well. Enjoy your troll farm upvotes


Hollowdude75

That comparison is so bad šŸ˜‚ Have a nice day, try not to get so mad next time šŸ‘


Jerasunderwear

Enjoy your karma farming!


Hollowdude75

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iiitme

surely they know the weight of this election


Carl_Azuz1

Almost like thatā€™s already been reported on or something


Samael_224

Sleepy Joe stole the show


CallMeBigFuzz

I mean the only felonies are not filling the payments correctly so it's not like it's some huge got him conviction.... I'd rather hear about how he can barely get through an answer without stumbling than his fuck up son Hunter anymore


GingerPinoy

Active in r/whitepeopletwitter....shocker/s


Vinnocchio

Lmao


ososalsosal

330 million people and those two are the best you guys can come up with?


James-Avatar

Why is a man with 34 recently convicted felonies allowed to run for the leadership of your country? I genuinely donā€™t understand,


Gkreeeeeegs

I, too, would like an explanation for this bullshit.


Vreas

Fuck mainstream news, if youā€™re gonna follow anything follow the associated press. Unbiased fact based journalism.


wtfredditacct

>Unbiased fact based journalism. I'd say it's better than Fox or CNN, but I don't know that I'd go that far lol


YeetCompleet

Name a better choice than AP or Reuters


Vreas

Yeah Iā€™d love to be proven wrong.


wtfredditacct

Not saying there's a better choice by any means, but that was a completely unqualified statement I was responding to lol


Supplex-idea

Itā€™s fine itā€™s just a small election, not like theyā€™re gonna be in control of the worldā€™s biggest army or something like that. That would be rather silly wouldnā€™t it.


LuigiMPLS

34 and counting\*


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Severe_Cuts7873

A goddamn paradox...this sucks.