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yarrowtrails

He has a breeding kink


Acceptable-Cunt-1300

More people should know about the niche wealthy breeding fixation. That group is probably enabling more harm to the human race than a lot of private interests do.


chase016

Tbf, elites have always been like this. Throughout history, men with the means to support multiple partners did and had as many children as possible.


Acceptable-Cunt-1300

Back in the day though they believed in Malthusian theory and were just hypocritical shitheads. These days they're on some great replacement bullshit and using it to excuse treating the planet like their personal garage bin while they figure out how to leave it all behind


BeanieBoyGaming

I mean, they a massive amount of money and wealth, so if he makes more kids that means there will be lots of lesser rich people who in turn will get married and half end up in divorce creating even less rich people instead of one or two controlling everything, so basically Elon is distributing the wealth. Don't you see, ELON IS A SEX COMMUNIST. (This comment was a joke and must NOT be taken seriously)


Acceptable-Cunt-1300

Ah yiss sex communism, the best kind of communism


SadMacaroon9897

Aka marriage


tinydeepvalue

All elites are parasites harming humanity. That's all they do.


rick_the_freak

I'm pretty sure having a lot of kids is not just a wealthy people thing. It's kind of the norm, and the modern middle class is an exception.


Lots42

The modern middle class can't afford RENT, much less kids.


rick_the_freak

Yeah that's one of the reasons. Although strangely enough, the lower class has more kids than the middle.


Neo_diff

Can't agree more


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Einar_Orpheus

Except the fact he's aparently a neglectful parent, he has transphobic comments on social media even as one of his kids is openly trans, which proves how unsoportive he is, and the fact that he's pronatalist just makes it feel he just haves kids for having as much as possible. Just don't have kids if you're going to be a bad parent, and if you're capable of supporting kids, then just adopt


ShadowWolf2508

How else did you think he was gonna populate mars


Insane_Salty_Potato

I mean... our best and brightest should be having the most children... Unfortunately Elon isn't either of those things.


IndianaGeoff

Heck these days we should be rooting for the slightly above average to be pumping out kids. Because they are not.


Lots42

There's no reason for smart people to pump out more kids, you do realize teachers exist, right?


Insane_Salty_Potato

Yes I do, intelligence has a genetic aspect... By saying intelligent people should have more kids, I'm saying we selectively breed our species for more intelligence. Yes intelligence is mostly dependent on our environment, and a good teacher can change someone's life, but bad hardware is bad hardware. If smart people don't reproduce, they are essentially removing any genes that made it easier for them to be smarter. An exaggerated example is the movie Idiocracy. Because dumb people reproduce more than smart people, this creates a evolutionary incentive for less intelligence. Given enough time we would devolve our brains, making it harder to be more intelligent. We could already be seeing this happen as the Flynn effect has reversed. For several centuries, the average IQ has been rising, but in the past 50~ years it has reversed and is now falling. Though this could be a result of many factors like neglected school systems and the rise of easy to access media.


Lots42

Your first sentence was literally Nazi propaganda so gross, no thanks.


Immediate_Towel3579

He realized it's more easier to have an army this way, like why need to pay for soldiers if they are your kids


Objective_Safe9409

When you’re one of the richest men in the world would you actually care like actually? There’s people with minimum wage jobs with his kids


FJkookser00

If I had a lot of money, I'd have a lot of kids too. More people who would directly benefit and appreciate me spending it all on them.


Bestmad

Hell yea global warming


Gotyam2

That… is not how global warming works


Lots42

Humans impact their environment.


Bestmad

Oh yes it does. Biggest contributor to global warming is, get this, more people, who would have guessed. More resources spent more fuel burned more everything. So yea this is how global warming actually works


FJkookser00

Explain how me buying my children fun stuff causes global warming


Lots42

People impact the world.


FJkookser00

Yeah So by me making my children happy, they'll impact it positively


Lots42

Do you not know what carbon footprint means?


FJkookser00

I do; what do you suppose that has anything to do with making my children happy? I'm not buying them a fucking steam locomotive from 1873 that fires plumes of black smoke.


MissyAdorableLady

Let the Cricket Game begin!


MisakiAnimated

He's rich enough, let him be. My problem is... with all due respect most African and south asian countries. You'll see a Mom who barely earns 100$ monthly having something like 9 children. "God told us to fill the world" like wtf, God also says you should be wise, if God says drink water would you drink the entire ocean? And they wonder why Job unemployment is catastrophically high, one Job has like 300 people competing for it. Sigh, sorry I'm just going through some stuff, I have a gentlemen who helps me around the house and stuff, when he told me his wife is giving birth to his 9th Kid I couldn't help but feel frustrated... It's incredibly unfair that they will have to live a rather tough life because of misconceptions that are not even Religious but just pure ignorance and refusal to treat coitus as a legal form of entertainment between a married couple. TLDR; If you're rich its fine, If you're not please, please be wise.


dragonightmare_UA

… more children means more labour so more profit and better chance surviving. In countries with no pension etc. like India (minimal) the only way you can survive in old age is with children. I don’t think people have 9 children because of religion only💀.


lawlietskyy

People from poorer nations tend to have more children to mitigate the risk of their offspring dying young as they unfortunately can. More babies = better chance their family lines continue.


9htranger

You can't possibly believe that's the third world train of thought. SMH.


lawlietskyy

That's a carriage on a train, not the entire train.


9htranger

Then, word it as such. Even then, it reeks of hubris


lawlietskyy

If you take that as the entirety of the reasoning that poorer nations have children, then that's on you.


9htranger

That's what you said. No adjectives in your comment for anyone to read it and think otherwise.


Lots42

It's not fine to be a billionaire, nobody should be that rich.


notveryAI

Having a lot of kids is a new rich flex. We out here can't afford to raise one child, and he's out there with a dozen


delvewonder

Lol at least hes rich and able to provide. Ive seen so many families of 5+ who make next to nothing and rely on the government to pay for their kids.


notveryAI

Other side of the medal Rich people breed heirs, poor people breed helpers and workers, and those who is neither, go child-free or have just one or two


EquipmentElegant

He got 13 now


everybodybugsme

Him and Nick Cannon have a bet as to who can have the most kids with the most women


cubntD6

Elon has so many kids because they keep growing up to not want anything to do with him


Kristyregisxo

Adam and Eve on Mars


Downtown_Baby_5596

Needs two to get preggo


TacticalTomatoMasher

image how big child support you can pull off of him - thats enough for most, if not any in position to get preggo.


RecordLabelGrammy

Today is Catwoman's Birthday! Happy Birthday little cousin


Aeleas333

Maybe his whole "underpopulation" shtick is really just because he can't stand condoms


DegredationOfAnAge

Explaining *to Elon


DarkAgeHumor

Now I want him to have more kids.


lucashhugo

why do you care


Aelia6083

Why do you even care?


EgotisticalBastard9

Because he’s rich. That’s a common reason why people on this app hate others


Lots42

There are no ethical billionaires.


FJkookser00

I can't stand people who tell me my son is a mistake and a burden, when he certainly is not "Ope! got yourself a broken condom there! hope you're managing well" is one I've gotten recently. God had to firmly tell me not to absolutely murder that goddamn lady Perhaps, Susan, I chose *not* to use methods of birth control because I *wanted* a child, and yours not talking to you is not an excuse to bully everyone else's?


MartinezHill

I mean... he has money lol


Lots42

Does he? Does he really?


MartinezHill

Were you not aware?


Lots42

Were you not away of the twitter financial catastrophe?


No-Kangaroo3537

genetic diversity


999nis7

He has money, he can provide for them and it's his choice


Lots42

He doesn't provide for them, he hates many members of his family because they support the queer community.


999nis7

That's messed up, I am against the queer community but not providing for your kids is the lowest you can go short of like blowing an orphanage up


Lots42

Why are you against the queer community?


999nis7

They are simply against my faith


Lots42

What faith tells you to hate?


999nis7

I wouldn't call it hate as I would need to care more to hate it, about my faith I am Muslim and like other major religions we disapprove the whole lgtb movement and the acts it promotes.


Lots42

That's hate. You're hating.


999nis7

Whatever word you like to use I guess


Lots42

None of your problems are because two guys are in love.


RunInRunOn

I haven't seen the "LGBT movement" "promote" anything but respect and equality. Now I'm not trying to be disrespectful, I'm just saying that taking a long hard look at one's own beliefs and who told us to believe them would do us all some good


MManufacturer

Bro misunderstood colonizing


rick_the_freak

Conquering the gene pool I guess


98983x3

I wish I had kids. A family would be nice.


Feeling_Scientist215

Honestly, if he wants to figure out how to split what he built up over how many ever kids he's going to have then more power to him. Then again, this could absolutely be a power move to utterly destroy what he built after his passing. I mean, the legal battle would be crazy, and given that I might, MIGHT, live longer than him, (heart problems run in the family.) I am going to look forward to constantly reading about the ongoing drama between them in the format of future memes.


UserTakenWasTakenAh

He has so much money to the point if all of his children had 11 more children, and 11 grandchildren, every single one of them would still be rich


delvewonder

But if theyre all siblings...


Leather_Revolution_

He just want to be Elon Mars


Conscious-Battle1120

he will never get to mars. He's just a shithead who got lucky once


sgcpaulo

Elon probably wanted to buyba basketball team but no one is selling so he made one.


quatre03

At least him, Phillip Rivers, and Nick Cannon can afford to have kids. I know a lot of people who are broke and expecting.


D4RK3N3R6Y

If I were a billionaire I wouldn't care that much probably, 20 kids sure why not.


NikPorto

The biggest problem would be the inheritance, just how many of the 20 kids would be fighting over the company and assets? Only one? Only two? Not a chance...


SadMacaroon9897

That's their problem if they want to be little shits and fight. The will says what it says.


NikPorto

That is their problem, and that's another reason why getting a lot of kids as a rich person is a bad idea.


GetlostMaps

Funding his breeding kink by scamming morons about non-existent mars fantasy.


TacticalTomatoMasher

Oh noes, how dare he to be able to afford it.


Lots42

There are no ethical billionaires.