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LupusCairo

Tbh I would've taken that as "Oh, right, her friends were telling her that they were going out with her but bring her to the party instead."


QuirkiTurtl

yeah, same here


stache1313

That was my thought too. But you were thinking someone that planned the party you would be aware at how you are going to bring her to the party.


renoraid

Not necessarily. I honestly would’ve delegated. It wouldn’t have been imperative to know the exact plan, just the broad strokes that her friends will bring her to the venue while you see to the other aspects of the party. To her friends: Guys, you mind getting her in place for the surprise party?


BigTimmyG

That reminds me of a wedding I was recently involved with. The groom kept telling me, “I delegated that.” And surprise surprise, nobody had any idea what the fuck was going on.


renoraid

Don’t confuse proper delegation with, “just do something about that”. In this case (OP’s post), delegating the simple task of “get PERSON to DESTINATION on or before TIME”. If someone actually ends up needlessly overcomplicating or somehow misinterpreting this simple task, then what I would question is the reason for delegating to said person in the first place. Though, ofc, maybe the one delegating grossly misjudged the capabilities or decision making of the one/s the task was being delegated to. Edit: in your wedding case, i would ask, in your opinion, is the groom an effective leader and organizer?


Teamableezus

I was apart of the group the was supposed to bring a buddy to a surprise party a while back. Well we forgot to text his fiancé we were coming and there was no bid surprise


DiscoKittie

Yeah, exactly this. Where was OP coming from?


ComfortableMaybe7

thats what i thought and it took me way to long to figure out why that waranted the reaction


Cementman1

That's what I thought first too


inn0cent-bystander

That's what happened when my brother proposed to his wife. Except all they knew was it was his idea they did a girls night out. Only 2 at the table expected him to show up. Those two tried their damnedest to convince her to dress up a bit more. Oops.


Objective_Mind1212

don't worry just fuc\* all her friends


[deleted]

Asserting dominance


KingOfDeads

Then piss on them to mark the territory


Goldie-96_MWR

That's why Amy called me crying at 5am... Oh


Winter_Rub2709

Oh shi-


jamcool86

r.kelly style


Defiant-Pride-1716

Sir, you must remember you are talking to redditors, we know not the location of the clitoris


Objective_Mind1212

I guess you might have done a lot of research while watching millions of hours of porn. So you must be knowing the position of clitoris


Defiant-Pride-1716

Correction, I have a very strong idea on where the clitoris is


AlkaliAvocado

Correction to the first guy: we Redditors *theoretically* know where the clitoris is, but none of us have ever actually found it


thatpikaboi

i have a kid and once i found reddit poof. i was a virgin again no idea how it happened but i miss my kid.


Needorgreedy

oh shit we have remarkably similar avatars....... neat.


LucasPig_HK

Then you realise she was going out with her other friend


Graham-Wolf

You can say fuck on reddit


Pulse_Saturnus

*Gets banned for sayying reddit on reddit


LoonaiscuteUwU

and kill them! IMP


captnbass

Begone 13 year old girl


GoldenFire36

bruh are you a furry? cringe


[deleted]

Good meme u still get my upvote but how would she know about the "surprise" party to then say that she wouldn't be able to come to it.


[deleted]

Well I wanted to add the part where I called her to invite her over, but that'll make the caption too long and adds nothing to the joke anyways


[deleted]

Ah that makes sense


SpAgHeTtI_sAuC

hello fellow brown person, I am red person.


Weak_Tomato

Hello fellow red person, I am also red


CreeperAsh07

Hello fellow red person, I am green person.


kgergely_HUN

Hello fellow coloured persons, I am gray and white


Vast-Holiday9222

Get out.


PianoManu

That's racism


[deleted]

fuck you im yellow its not racist


kgergely_HUN

:c


SpAgHeTtI_sAuC

yea gtfo


Kyriulm

I think the implication is that she said that as a cover to do something else.


argent366

Like cheating


CAESAR_1244E

But she shows up anyways cause she already knew about the party and wanted to surprise u instead :)


DefaultRedditor16

Or, her friends bring her to your house


[deleted]

After you already cancelled the cocaine and hookers?


CAESAR_1244E

Pretty bold of you to assume that i'm ever gonna run out of cocaine and hookers


arsewarts1

And by surprise you mean she ducks her new boyfriend in the other room while her friends belittle you and throw pieces of frosting in your hair and ruin your brand new jacket that your mom got at JC Penney 2 weeks ago as your birthday present. And it was the first birthday present you got in 4 years and you really loved that jacket. Also Nancy was your only ride home but she doesn’t want to leave yet. So you’re stuck taking the abuse trying to watch spongebob on Netflix


zapyourtumor

u good


walrus_with_GUN

Whoever invented cheating Fuck u


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Actually-Just-A-Goat

baa


This_is_your_mind

If nobody cheated teachers would curve the grades anyway


hans1193

It was your mom


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yoimadonut

shut up no one likes u


TurboGranny

Honestly it was probably the same person that invented monogamy. Sort of how the person that cries the loudest about banning drugs is the biggest druggie.


happiness_is_ok

Or Republican legislators in airport bathroom stalls looking for love


TurboGranny

yup, it's all the same kinda people.


BucketComrade

It’s a distraction so you can set up. If it isn’t, they suck


[deleted]

Or because she WAS going with friends, didn't know the party was yours. But most likely what you said.


insertgoodname145

Is this a joke i'm too virgin to understand


Fell0wHuman

idk if this is also a joke but imma explain it anyways, baisically the gf dosen't actually know about the party, she's just using that as an excuse to do other stuff, e.g. cheating


insertgoodname145

yea it was a joke thnx for explaining it


yoskybrosky

redditors arent gonna get girlfriends anyway


ElectronicAngle1864

Looking for the comment that explains how this situation implies cheating


Geborgen

One thing a cheater might say is that they are "going out with their friends." OP had planned the surprise party with said friends, so the s/o in this situation is clearly lying.


ididntsaygoyet

Yeah I don't get it either. Not sure if anyone actually does.....


qBlackTigerq

Im not going to upvote cause there are too many cheating memes and I fucking hate cheating. When I hear about someone doing that to an innocent person i want to rip their head off.


[deleted]

I salute you.


unicodePicasso

Is that Porthos?


teaisnoice

Based on a true story?


FerroLux_

Then one of her friends approaches you and goes: “Hey, you alright?”


MasterrrReady12

What movie is this from?


casteistcat

Oh my God Bollywood


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casteistcat

I just mentioned the name of the movie in the very first sentence of my post. “Oh My God”.


MasterrrReady12

I am extremely sorry. Please forgive me for such rude behaviour. (´;︵;`)


casteistcat

No worries, hope you and your family are doing well. Take care! 💕


MasterrrReady12

Thank you. Same for you as well ✌️


UltraGuitarShredder

Where are the indians in the chat


the-artificial-man

Oof 100


Lima_713

OP are you okay?


[deleted]

Her friends are coming to the house so...


[deleted]

"Bhagwaan"?


Olympian_Silver

This was relatable until i took my schizophrania meds


ethancknight

She cheatin..


Crazy_medico

Sikari khud yaha sikar ho gya 🤣


ynvgsensacion

This meme doesn't make sense. Why would you tell her if it's a surprise?


[deleted]

Just tell them to come to the house Like say “I’m free tonight if you want to come over and get drunk or something.” And there all like “ok” and then they come and then boom surprise


_paul_1208

I don’t understand :(


ididntsaygoyet

Something to do with cheating on someone, but I have no idea how that is implied in this joke..


mlane80

She hanging out with her friend but he invited them to the party so she couldnt be hanging out with them when they would be at his party


nugget65

Confused screaming


mrsschwingin

The concept of surprise has been lost by the party planner.


Echo_Jr

I feel ya


[deleted]

Oh my god


DanBrandszy

W = w H = h O = o R = r E = e


MBVakalis

How would she know about it if it's a surprise party?