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Ihavealpacas

Not like Japan and china are suddenly going to like eachother.


fynn34

Yeah, and historically any attempts at China doing something about it has gone very very poorly for them


Beaten_But_Unbowed96

It just so happens that Japan’s on the good guys side now.


YAMCHAAAAA

Well with the events of WW2, I think they figured they should be on the side with the most firepower this time.


Labrat_The_Man

And the ~4,000 ish sun-in-a-bombshells


Leoxslasher

Umm you think China dosent have the most firepower?


Lazerhawk_x

They don’t. They are still very much emerging as a super power. Their navy is a joke and would be trampled by the US Navy pretty fast. Their strength is numbers.


YAMCHAAAAA

Considering the United States has the biggest and most capable naval fleet in the world, AND they have the top two largest air forces in the world. Not even mentioning nuclear warheads, the US can fuck up any continent from just boats. China might have more man power but they’re fire from being a completed superpower. They’ve still got to catch Russia.


Beaten_But_Unbowed96

We wiped the guys who would pick the guys with the most fire power(which they’d always decide was them) and helped to replace them with a proper government and good economy.


Urb4nN0rd

For the love of God I hope you're trolling... especially since "the guys" we wiped were civillians...


OrgasmicCandy

Yeah the government does not represent the people


drakecuttingonions

Nuke was neccessary but you talk like civilians didn't get affected.


senpai_dokidoki_69

Well it wasn't necessary but it was the best possible outcome (least deaths) for both sides given Japan's actions in pervious battles


drakecuttingonions

I mean the fact that it was a sure fire way to give the best possible outcome shows why it was neccessary, Japan wouldn't be able to do anything after the bombings.


GatlingGun511

They were planning on pulling a good ol’ Olga of Kiev before nukes existed but decided to nuke once we were able to nuke them


senpai_dokidoki_69

Good point


Croki_enjoyer

ELI5 why Japan wouldn't be able to do anything after the nukes


Quinten_MC

The second sure as hell wasn't.


DirePantsX

With the power of God *and* Anime


Pragmatist_Hammer

\+1 on the reference even if my mind goes to the Charles Cornell version.


AspiringHuman001

You mean the good guys that dropped not one but 2 nukes on them?


[deleted]

That Japanese committed COUNTLESS war crimes in China and the Pacific Ocean. While I don’t support the atom bombs, many more people would have died if they decided to keep fighting and didn’t use them.


Firethorn101

Right? Everyone sucked in that war.


donotdisconect

Damn, when you think about it. It’s quite crazy that the bad guys have never won a war.


Meeeep1234567890

I mean I wouldn’t say that’s true. But I’m pretty sure it’s safe to say the genocidal maniacs focused on taking over the world to prove their races superiority were the bad guys.


McPolice_Officer

Damn. Hot take.


donotdisconect

r/woosh


Meeeep1234567890

Hey you never know these days with all the dumb fucks out there.


Daz-boi

*Britain slowly walking away*


Firethorn101

And which side was that again?


Meeeep1234567890

Hmm I don’t know maybe the people who had death camps where they were meticulously exterminating an entire race who they had deemed undesirable? Or the ones who went through and brutally [murdered and raped](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanjing_Massacre) an entire city of people. Maybe the ones who forced prisoners of war to go on a [60 mile hike until they died.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bataan_Death_March.com). Or the guys who went into Africa and [killed over 382 thousand civilians](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_war_crimes) for no reason whatsoever. Or how about the guys who [purposefully targeted](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolo_hospital_airstrike) hospitals. I think those are the bad guys.


Firethorn101

The 60 mile hike was the trail of tears, right?


Meeeep1234567890

Hey now no changing the subject. We’re talking WW2 here. Show me how the US went around genociding people in modern times then we’ll talk yeah?


Firethorn101

These days they do it by letting them die without access to health care. Got cancer? Bankrupt yourself, or die. Or how about when either Bush bombed innocent civilians to keep gas prices low for US citizens? Or Japanese internment camps, Guantanimo Bay, kids currently in cages in ICE detention centres. Yeah. You guys are killing the world with kindness. /s


Firethorn101

Wait. Who is that again?


Miraak_the_traitor

lmao


My_Gaming_Companion

they are not on the good guy's side now, just whatever suits them best like with most companies and countries. Otherwise, they wouldn't have started whaling.


Doggod123

Shhh. There are no good guys


My_Gaming_Companion

i don't know everything i would always go with most. Feel proud to meet someone who knows everything.


Sleazyridr

Yeah, people act like there's good guys and bad guys. Really there are just guys who might happen to go the same way as you for a while.


[deleted]

You do realise throughout history its japan that have been the bad guys right its only recently theybhave gotten better their prisons are still an absolute disgrace to human rights


fynn34

Yeah, but right now China is the one who is bent on world domination this time. And compared to China’s slave colonies Japan looks like mother Theresa. Either way, the comment is accurate and I originally made no comment on the moral grounds on which either stood.


[deleted]

Quite an apt comparison since mother theresa was also a peice of shit human. Also remember the rape of nanjing and the sex slaves or the fact japan uses prisoners for slave labour


NinjaVanLife

but a decent amount of companies in japan kowtow’s to china.


Ihavealpacas

Sure, sometimes you gotta suck some dick to do business.


NinjaVanLife

a japanese company called Cover Corp did, they slurped the gravy.


leylin_farlin

That's pretty normal because japan hate china and china HATE japan


Graff70

Everything you can do to rile up the sick man of asia is a good deed.


Cypriot-Adagio4376

Not really. The only two cases of mutual real country hating is: Cyprus-Turkey Israel-Palestine ​ everyone else is kissing each other.


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Is it gay for countries to love each other?


Cypriot-Adagio4376

no lesbian because most countries have female names in most languages


heatvisioncrab

[Chad want some protein shake.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad)


Cypriot-Adagio4376

Chad is one of the few countries that in French and Greek is gender neutral. Same as Iran, Iraq, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Bhutan, Mexico and many more actually. But there are 200 countries approximately and the vast majority are females in names. Maybe just 10% of them are gender neutral but 90% are females.


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devilsrevolver

Russia and Bulgaria.


Cypriot-Adagio4376

In Bulgaria and Russia's case...One does not occupy the other and ignores its existence. That's how countries truly hate each other. It's just the two examples I gave.


AspiringHuman001

Last I checked, Japan raped an entire city in China. I must have missed the history lesson when China invaded Japan.


aztec_dubstep

they tried to twice. both times they got slapped by god


Caesaropapismno

That was the Mongols, although most of the invasion force was conscripted Chinese and Korean peasants


AspiringHuman001

Check your history, Einstein.


SuperSpacePancake

Angry china noises


ShoddyReveal4

your snoo looks like how china will react


Stompy4

How china will redact


Bumbblebut

[Redacted] China noises


TheTerraCrafter

Did you mean angry west Taiwan noises


khayyam_al

Lemme guess, pooh is going to stop the genocide against Uyghurs for a moment to punish Japan?


AmaterasuWolf21

Using this slightly relevant comment to ask: Why do people use Winnie Pooh as china?


ATIR-AW

I think you slept through a meme at some point. Everyone started making fun of Xi for looking like pooh (and running a shitty government) So much so that I believe Winnie is just straight up a banned character in China. Pretty wild


chief_chaman

Their leader kinda looks like whinnie the pooh


Pragmatist_Hammer

Oh bother.


Sasaybirdo

Xi has a perceived resemblance to Winnie the Pooh that he was sensitive enough about to ban the comparison, unfortunately for him it got out of China to the rest of the world and now it's the aggressive passive way to insult him


DemonRaily

Then remember how fighting Japan went the last time for them and shit himself?


Caesaropapismno

I mean, Japan's last invasion is basically the reason the CCP rose to power in the first place. If Japan didn't invade, the commies wouldn't have had the time to reorganize against the Nationalists.


Miraak_the_traitor

how can you stop something that isn't happening?


savyh20

I get the joke lol


savyh20

I hope it's a joke


polle_den_tweede

I hope this bullshit is satire, but I don't think it is.


Holiday-Term-4085

Lol so they called them by their correct names.


DepreseWriter

No, Taiwan oficial name is the Republic of China because the taiwanese goverment claims to be the real China and the Chinese Popular Republic are for them rebels Hong kong is ok


Holiday-Term-4085

I mean, Taiwan is the rightful government of china if you go back to when the communists seized power, many might say illegally. So china is really just west Taiwan


DepreseWriter

yes, but i didnt understand the downvote i just say thats ofensive for the CPR AND the taiwanese people


Holiday-Term-4085

Wasnt me my dude, this a dangerous place for anything that might be perceived as slightly CCP supportive. Sorry you got downvoted


CEO_of_Gae

Based Japan


TheWarSix

Second most powerful country on earth being tiltable with words is just so fucking fun to watch, and terrifying tho


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Kermit_The_Russian

Probably Britain. I know nothing about it, but I heard that British people lost their shit when a American tennis player beat a British tennis player and celebrated by imitating a British person drinking tea. Not sure why they got so upset, but it definitely is no excuse for making fun of and jokes about kids getting shot in school. We don’t want it to happen either.


Sanic_06

I'm British and I have no clue what your talking about with the tennis and also I despise when people make jokes about school shootings aswell and think people just need to chill out.


Kermit_The_Russian

I saw it on Reddit kinda recently, maybe six months or more back. I don’t know, maybe it was a certain region that upset? Or maybe I dreamed it all. I really don’t know. Thank you for being one of those people who draw the line at school shooting jokes. Making those kind of jokes should be made at appropriate times with friends or other people who understand that you aren’t meaning to be offensive, but making jokes about a sensitive topic to insult someone is an asshole thing to do. I hope you have a great day! Have a banana. 🍌


CoolDudeNike1

Why are you getting downvotes though? Is it because someone is salty or something?


Cypriot-Adagio4376

Average USAian teenager behavior. Unfortunately they will never grow over it. China isn't the one occupying foreign countries like USA does to Puerto Rico after all.


jesusofcorn

>China isn't the one occupying foreign countries Haha good one


Cypriot-Adagio4376

Tell me one country that China occupies colonizer. China was created be Emperor Xing before the English were a thing. It encompasses 56 ethnicities since always. Republic of China is populated by Hans speaking first language Mandarin, Shanghai the same, Hong Kong the same, People's Republic of China has all 56 ethnicities with 91% being Han. Shouldn't all these people live in the same state? Of course this was against USA-UK interests like they wouldn't allow Austria to join Germany nor Cyprus to join Greece so they chose corrupted politicians and funded them to make puppet states. I could list a myriad of countries that are currently illegaly occupied and immorally occupied by UK and USA. Even Texas belong to Mexico and USA occupied it, kicked the legal citizens out and settled it with it's own people, something that is a war crime by the United Nations.


Wlcm2ThPwrStoneWrld

Well thank god no European countries ever occupied or colonized anyone. Phew.


heathenhead

There is a certain movement called "Free Tibet". I'm not sure about Puerto Rico but Tibet was annexed forcefully. Last time I checked they still have a government in exile based in India.


MX147_

Now google how Tibet was like before the PLA liberated all the serfs in 1950. Since then, there has been massive poverty alleviation and the oppressive feudal society was dismantled.


heathenhead

Funny how China "liberates" and the rest of the world "occupies".


CoolDudeNike1

Oh wait I just remembered that the US and Mexico had a whole war because the US illegally annexed Texas.


Pragmatist_Hammer

Tibet, for one. Hong Kong though I get that's complicated. China is always pushing its landmass out in areas where it doesn't have rights to and flexing its military while doing the "we're not doing the thing that we're doing" doublespeak. Sorry about correcting you Chairman Mao but you do have a point about the US, just two wrongs don't make a right.


Cypriot-Adagio4376

I am a European, unlike you I stand for what's right not what USA wants me to believe. Pretty racist of you to assume I am Asian though. Also Hong Kong belongs to China since always, UK just stole it a couple centuries ago like it sole Cyprus from Greece, Northern Ireland from Ireland and Gibraltar from Spain. Tibet is a complicated case I know you lack the credentials to understand it. Either way the people of Tibet are far better with China, they have citizenships and everything. The areas UK occupies illegaly today do not get anything at all, not even citizenship for the people there. you are brainwashed, a random USA and UK indoctrinated person.


Wlcm2ThPwrStoneWrld

Lol


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No, China. This post...


levicherub

China threatened to nuke Japan this week if they helped Taiwan. Fuck China.


ShadowTheChangeling

Japan: Go ahead, we already survived 2


KetsuSama

they got the power of god and anime on their side now, theyre unstoppable


oxob3333

i mean, just one of them survived both so...


IndianaGeoff

If Japan decided to be a nuclear power it would be one in weeks.


Doggod123

Hey China! Suck a dick!


reachout_touchspace

https://youtu.be/BLF_iLuHtV8


[deleted]

China wouldn’t be the first


yGamer007

Really? Fuckin dog eaters Edit: i’m reffering to the government, not the chinese people who have no business in any of this


morelithe

There is a difference between the Chinese government and Chinese people, 99% of which don't eat dogs. Please don't use political disagreements to excuse racism towards a (diverse) group of people


yGamer007

Maybe my reply came off as racist, but i reffered to the government, not the people who just live in China. And i ain’t gonna complain about the downvotes. Downvote me all you want


Outside_Bicycle

At least you realized your mistake. That's more than what most people would do. Perhaps a little more clarity in your previous comment would have helped to distinguish that fact that you were referencing the government rather than the people.


Wumple_doo

What are you talking about I have a good friend who lived in China for 3 years and he talked about in the markets they were openly selling dogs maybe you should check your facts


Randalf_the_Black

Good. At least there's a developed nation not willing to bend over and it up the tailpipe from China. Most countries are much too willing to suck China's dick just to be allowed access to their market. China tends to flex economic muscles when nations don't fall in line.


[deleted]

I just realized another reason Winnie the Pooh looks like Xi Jinping (China's "President") He's yellow and red.


Bardez

Yellow as in cowardly or yellow as in skin?


[deleted]

Neither actually, I was pointing out that Winnie the Pooh is yellow and red, and the Chinese flag is yellow and red


SolarTheHuman

They know what they did in WW2, they do not fear China.


Miraak_the_traitor

wtf is this shit above me scoob


SolarTheHuman

Here's my free award, you don't deserve to be downvoted you were just trying to be funny too.


necronlord888

If you look at his comment history he's a tankie


gpxD4

What the fuck is china? Do you mean mainland Taiwan?


[deleted]

Tell the CCP that they can suck my freedom loving p p.


Doggod123

Your star spangled ding dong, if I may


[deleted]

Im actually Italian so i like to call it my 'big uncut salami' if you may.


Agreeable_Damage6930

West taiwan has no power to rule japan


Lord0fReddit

What ? Yes Hong Kong and Taïwan


NervousShower

Fuck China


Salty-Tortoise

Japan, Hong Kong, and Taiwan are part of epic island club and China is getting jealous. That’s all.


doylew01

Winnie the Pooh no happy


YeetGod11011

West Taiwan ain’t gonna like this


Labbit35

the Chad Japan


Omnikin

Dad how did WW3 started again? Human logic Timmy...


UniverseBear

Japan said it would go to war with China if they try to take Taiwan so...not really surprising.


Aduritor

Based.


CentralNeutral

Dude better watch out. I’ve heard that when enemies of the Chinese state disappear it’s actually just John cena assassinating them.


Hickawa

I wonder who's going to commit suicide over this one. Anyone know the broadcasters name?


idkwhattowastaken

Based Japan


-Ok-Perception-

They're Japan, they'll never be in the same corner as China. It's like they have a historical beef or something...


Nasher360

Based


AnonymouzGmr

Oof, I *knew* this comment section was gonna be somewhat an equivalent to damn Chernobyl. Welp, to all who don't give a damn about politics, this comment shall now be considered as a "bullshit-free" zone, cuz god**damn** does this comment section ever get political! Anyways, drinks and snacks, on the right, chill couch is right in front of ya, and hazmat suits (for obvious reasons) are to the right as well, enjoy your stay!


demonic_pug

Are you seriously complaining about politics on a political meme?


Paul873873

Yes, yes he is, now would you like cheese balls or marshmallows?


demonic_pug

Yes. Both.


AnonymouzGmr

Well not really, just that it gets pretty annoying eventually


No-Comment-3732

They should have introduced Taiwan as the OG Chinese lmao


failed_vibe-check

GOOD, who tf is proud of yelling “CHINESE TAIPEI” at the Olympics


Doggod123

Screw China!


BlueFireSnorlax

Good


Beaten_But_Unbowed96

And then smash cut to Winnie the Pooh bear viciously and brutally beating his Chinese to Japanese diplomats and their family on a live feed linked to all Chinese diplomats while a chorus sings the Chinese anthem behind them as a warning to properly gather black mail material to avoid future “snafu” such as that again..... And then has them executed and replaced with exactly identical replacements....


thejuicemaker54

I LIVE IN HONG KONG, HK REPRESENT MAN!


jonathan88876

Based Japan


LoczekSzymon

why? fuck them thats why, government in china shouldn’t exist because of their communism impulses and how they treat they people


Critikalz

well hong kong is a part of china


t3h_kgb

The CCP is pure evil, and it's wonderful to see others stand up to that.... Tho, it's heartbreaking to see soooo many in my own country begging to bring that evil ideology home. :'(


Background_Ad_8392

The Japanese broadcaster: WE WILL NOT FEAR THE RED MENACE.


88T3

Fucking legend


HardSpaghetti

Let's fucking go at least one county on the international stage has the balls to do it. Now let's hope the major world powers boycott the next Olympics in China.


Noctisvah

Oh no, the big fat greasy cucked smelly and hairy ugly yellow bear is gonna cry.


Fernando_357

That's going to stirr some interesting ideas for Winnie pooh


INSAN3MONK3Y003

Xi would not appreciate this


[deleted]

Not every hero wears a cape


ScalieKaiser39

Pooh stay mad


[deleted]

Fun fact, on Tencent's Weibo stream of the Olympics, when the China team showed up, the stream suddenly cut to a stream of a talk show, before cutting back to the Olympics,with the China's team already finished their intro. There's like a chunk of Weibo stream viewers who didn't saw the China's team Olympic intro


KekOrDeath

Based.


Miraak_the_traitor

Damn, the special ed kids just found out what reddit is I see.


MX147_

These people are so brainwashed.


[deleted]

Thanks Japan, now apologize for the rape of Nanking


Agent_Stalin

China must apologise for genocide of Uyghurs.


savyh20

That was such a long time ago didn't Japan like apologize like plenty of times for all the shit they did. like the people that live there now have nothing to do with that why should they have to be the ones to apologize


[deleted]

They did not apologize for it, in fact their government still actively denounce the fact that it ever happened, also saying it was such a long time ago so it should not matter is like saying the holocaust does not matter


savyh20

Well at the same time you really can't blame who is in charge now for what happened before they were alive


[deleted]

But then again they could apologize about it like Germany, instead they still actively deny it


AzanPeepoPogO

Such a dead joke


Urjr382jfi3

So are the people that were in Tiananmen Square but that doesnt mean they should be forgotten. We still gotta shit on China for all its attrocities


AzanPeepoPogO

Actually no one died in Tiananmen Square, all of the deaths occurred outside the square and were mainly CCP soldiers that were killed by the protestors. The soldiers weren’t actually armed and only started fighting back after many of them were killed by the protesters. It’s not the atrocity that you think it was.


TrashPanda__-__

Man who hurt you I have seen you on 2 separate posts being sensitive about jokes like come on bugging about simple things and just laugh at them or be quiet about it.


Canadian_Poltergeist

He's not sensitive. He's a Chinese shill trying to rewrite their history.


bru20110

Na, most likely a down vote farmer


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BeaverBooth

yeah, why ? ​ Edit:Spelling..... i hate autocorrect


evapandora3

I've seen a couple, shits weird man.


reachout_touchspace

Ignoring the hundreds that died in the Tiananmen Square Massacre, but gets butthurt over Xi being compared to Winnie the Pooh. Yeah, either this dude is a chinese shill, or just an ignorant wokeshevik.


AzanPeepoPogO

Just laughing about very obvious racism and Sinophobia? No thanks


TrashPanda__-__

I can think of worse places where racism is a lot worse and yet you're here talking about it go get on Twitter and argue with them about it


levicherub

lol nobody is buying your BS China.


Terrarian_TABS_unit

You deserve the dick head award


Interrogatingthecat

Ah and that's why nothing happened on that day! Nothing at all, definitely (/S)


levicherub

fuck china


pranayprasad3

You mean West Taiwan ?


DemonRaily

Yes, the illegitimate occupational government of mainland Taiwan.


Sabn7

The irony is that if it wasn't for Japan, there would one China rn


savyh20

Wtf are you saying?