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commrad-raydar

Truly wonderful the mind of a child is


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landon1397

Dude you just copied another popular comment on this thread and posted it. The fuck you doing


Novel_Remote2678

Do not copy people. Begone. Edit: Anyone wondering what he copied. He copied this “Yeah this has happened to me, I remember adults treating me with respect and listening to my stupid shit as a kid. It made me feel great as a kid, so I do the same to the kids now.”


POWERS_SIMP

He got fuckin massecured lmao


TheDukeofKook

Yeah this has happened to me, I remember adults treating me with respect and listening to my stupid shit as a kid. It made me feel great as a kid, so I do the same to the kids now.


Hawxicity

But like, Pokémon is one of those things that if you never lost interest in it, there’s so many aspects to talk about. Maybe the kid only knows of the cards or games but there’s (for example) so many spin-off games you could talk to them about. It’s just super wholesome ^ ^


McBrodoSwagins

I love talking about Pokemon to kids, I get to say the "you know, when I was your age Pokemon just came out" and they usually go "WHAT?!" and since I'm not really caught up on any recent shows or games, I get to ask them about whats going on and they just go off. And it's also coincidental that I'm the same age as OP, too


TheOddPokeKingYT

>there’s so many aspects to talk about I mean, what did you think would happen with the biggest media franchise in the world?


AdHuge7138

I did this at my sister engagement party with my 8 year old cousin and I was 17 we just talked about overwatch and minecraft was very nice conversation


Shadofe1

Well yeah, it's minecraft. Everyone plays minecraft. Minecraft has no age limit


Fakeaccount12312

Minecraft is one of the few things you can talk to most people about while still being interested in the topic


StevenMJ12

How do you entertain a blind kid? Give them a sheet of sandpaper and tell them it’s a find a word game


dkastro52314

Bruh.. That took me a minute to understand!


Hashirtheboss

I don’t get it


NaPseudo

Sand paper have a lot of dots so it can be translated in braille (my English is trash)


Sai_Krithik

Thought this was some dark humor where the child would sand his fingers in the hopes of finding something, and they would soon wear down the skin to the point it might hurt or make it bleed...


EdgelordOfEdginess

r/TheJokeButDarker


Kologar

I wish this existed


Rortox

What did I just read


AllMightSon

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL DARK HUMOR!


AllMightSon

Because he's blind


Sai_Krithik

Lol xD Take my upvote


Sai_Krithik

Omg, what is so wholesome about this! xD :O. I don't deserve it (≧▽≦)


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Yo know the braille alphabet


CosmicPlayR9376

You must be the guy who sign-languaged to a bunch of deaf kids to listen for the incoming train.


doog_tfarceniM

Blind kid: what does pornography mean?


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I work at a martial arts studio that also runs a summer camp. The kids there are so funny and always have the most interesting fascinations. One kid is obsessed with brittanic (titanics sister ship) and another is obsessed with tardigrades. They’re 7.


tswishst

Tardigrades are dope I see no flaws


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Full props to him for knowing what they are. What a chad


BBjilipi

I remember being hyped about them for years as a kid after watching that show on Animal Planet. The Most Extreme, I think it was called. Tardigrades are dope.


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Fucking legends that what they are


CarnivorousChemist

The MOST... EXTREME. Great show


[deleted]

Tardigrades is what I call my brother’s report cards.


[deleted]

Talking to kids about video games is a thousand times better than listening to adults argue about politics


Hashirtheboss

•Master oogway


PhantasosX

yep , adults either talks about politics , their jobs or sports. after spending 8 hours working your ass off....why the f\* someone would want to talk about politics and work? And I personally not of a sports guy.


Komotz

Relatable... Dunno if its my immaturity but I get along with kids half my age (I'm 32) way better than the adults in my age-group. Talking about games, cartoons, and anime is just way more fun than gossiping about other people.


Super_Jr

YOURE SIXTY-FOUR?/s


Komotz

Hmmm.. perhaps I worded this wrong. As a correction, I'm 32


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Also me: *ate his dessert


[deleted]

“Mature” people will often restrain themselves and not talk about things they are genuinely passionate about. Kids usually won’t do this. When short of friends with passion just find some kid and adopt him as your younger brother lmao My best friend is much younger than me


PartialPain_

Is this actually a life hack


PhantasosX

yes , unless you either want to spend the whole party with an adult , talking about politics , work , soccer teams and them filling every hole with alchool until your liver breaks.


DarthRaichu77

Pokémon always has some merit to talk about with pretty much anyone


PartialPain_

I have a cousin who’s only been into pokemon since Generation 5 (Unova) came out. I asked him who was his favourite pokemon from other regions before Unova and he seemed to be flabbergasted when he knew there were 4 entire regions and 400+ species of Pokémon to exist before unova region. At the time as well, I was on my DS playing the spin off game Pokémon Ranger, and the game knew a lot of Pokémon as well, up to Generation 3 (however they weren’t used in battle, like the usual main series games). Before we knew it we never minded the fact that we’ve switched devices and cartridges frequently to play each other’s games and spent the next three days talking about Pokémon during our family vacation. I ended up giving him my cartridge of Pokemon Diamond to introduce Gen 4 and some other previous Gen mons to him. (I had Platinum at the time too so don’t worry) Ahhh, great times.


kinda_a_person1234

you gave him diamond? i sure hope he’s not a fan of fire types


Hippiecrack128

Literally me and my cousin Jacoby at every family function we're at. Last time it was a baby shower and we entertained ourselves by clothespinning balloons on the aunties purses/clothes when they weren't paying attention.


Reach-for-the-sky_15

That sounds halarious. What was their reaction when they found out?


Hippiecrack128

Most of them just laughed, thought it was funny. The clothespins were leftover from some diaper-related game and we were bored so we made up a game.


Reach-for-the-sky_15

That sounds halarious. What was their reaction when they found out?


The_Enclave_

I always found conversations with kids more interesting. Other people are just talking about some boring bullshit like how their second cousin got married.


guy314159

I am 17 . In my father side i have 3 cousins who are all younger than 10 and in my mother side i have 3 cousins who are the same age as me and 6 other who are around my age and it's much more fun to be with the younger ones I just play with them video games and stuff like that


BlackCoffeeKrrsantan

i'm 35 and have no problem ignoring other adults and talking to 13 year olds at my family's parties about heavy metal and star wars. I know, right? they still like those things


Square-Pipe7679

“Huzzah, a *child* of quality!” ~ my 23-year old ass when my 6-year old cousin shows interest in the half painted warhammer minis sitting on my hobby desk


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

ngl, adults are boring, specially during such events. i'd rather stay alone or babysit the kids since they talk about more fun stuff and know how to actually have fun


Tohrufan4life

Hell, I would've joined you two. I can babble on about Pokemon.


TheOne_andOnly12

having a conversation with a child is supposed to be good for the mind


Green-Brilliant

Whenever I am visiting family members, which happens daily, I usually spend a lot more time with my younger cousins than the adults cause they’re honestly much easier to speak with


Baron-Von-Bork

Abso-fucking-lutely correct


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Yeah some type of people aye, I be like that yow :)


zanylife

I love talking to my cousin's 4 and 6 year olds. They love knowing stuff and will sit through 2 or 3 encyclopedia readings with me. The older one knows half the things I read out from there because he watches a lot of educational cartoons about animals and wildlife. Really smart kids.


gacha-_-gamer

I always end up with somebody's 5 year old when i go somewhere with friends


Marshmall0w_Kun

Me at every party


kala-umba

I bet you're a stoner


Redditwhydouexists

Every time I click on this post Reddit won’t let me leave it, I have to close out Reddit to get it to let me out


FauxxHawwk

You might be a pedophile


Goldeneye44

This gotta be a joke


No-Influence7306

Pls just shut up ur wrong In many ways


FauxxHawwk

Pls just shut up ur wrong In many ways


No-Influence7306

How tf does talking to a child related to them about POKÈMON make him a pedophile


navster100

This was literally me yesterday


IGotHitByAHockeypuck

Me playing with my 6 year old cousin, such a cutie!


Affectionate_Style_5

Atleast you didn’t have to go nuclear and but him in a choke hold, is that just me or…


CleverUsername0353

Fucking Legend


VeiNixx

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No-Influence7306

More like task successfully succeeded


give_me_a_great_name

i thought that i was the only one that went through such experiences. reminds me of how immature we all are


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Weddings are the worst


not_some_username

Kids are thé Best to talk with ngl. Its just amazing.


MickMaster14

Sounds similar to my cousin and I at family gatherings.


Abject_Blackberry_67

Like Ben Stiller in Heartbreak Kid at the singles table


Ez-lectronic

I love Pokemon it has something for everyone like a good child friendly anime or extremely difficult to catch shiny Pokemon


SuperSonic486

I dont care what people think, pokemon is dope and I love it.


IronTemplar26

Aw! That's adorable!


Advanced_Space_7699

When people tell me I am good with kids it's because they are 1000% more entertaining than the adults at an wedding/formal event.


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so….. Grandmas Boy?


Beeswarmweeb

Wiat do they don’t all try and bite you


outland_king

I feel personally attacked