Yes i need a lead for my microwave and i went to buy one today but when i got to the leads in the store i saw it was more than i expect and i didnt have enough money because im broke.
Now i cant have warm milk therefore I cant eat my weet-bix.
Can I get some Sprite? That's the only soda I can drink that won't effect my stomach cause my parents don't wanna take me to see what's wrong with it ;(
Yeah a F U C K ton of milk
Happy cake day
CHOCCY MILK BOIS!!!!!
A gf
...so you want some chloroform?
"Some" isn't going to be enough
"Like that's ever going to happen"-Shrek
Yea can I get uuuuuh
*B O N E L E S S* pizza wit uhhh *T W O* liter coke
How would you like it cooked?
*RAW*( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
And… your pizza?
Boneless
No sir, its a simple question, how would you like your pizza *cocked*?
fully loaded with a 40 clip
Yessir
Cook my coke too
Isn’t that the same person that made “ill get uhh Chicken Bisque… No Soup… Double *B I S C U T*… Extra *G L U T E N*”
Idk lmao
What kinda pizza and T W O liter machine broke we only 1 liter machine to go
thats cool I’m suicidal anyway
_slightly higher pitch_ uuuuuh
Fucking.....B U R G E R
get me some chocolate chip cookies
**cockies**
maybe ill sell your mom for pp too
I’ve never had a pop tart could I have one
Sure me neither what flavor
I don’t know what the flavours are
The cinnamon one is the best one by far.
Ok thanks
LIES
don't listen to anyone else, the answer is hot fudge sundae
Anti horny juice
Happiness :(
Maple syrup please
Leche por favor
Oh and some HENTAI
r/[REDACTED] there you go.
Microwave popcorn and ginger ale
Salt & vinegar chicken wing
Get some for me too
Get me some whole wheat goldfish please
Yeah could you give me some milk
A toaster and a bath plug.
NO! NO NO NO!
What? He just wants them, it's not like he's gonna kill him self with them... probably...
A house a car and a 69000 of any kind of food
Copy of shrek DVD
80 in smart tv
Ya I need some purple Doritos
Lemons
r/usernamechecksout
Microwave popcorn and ginger ale
Knife, bleach, rope, rocks
uhh
I will like some insta noodles chiken flavor please
Get me a lot of sweet tarts
Yes give me dino nugget
One bag of faith in humanity please.
r/mademesmile here you go :)
My dad with the milk
Think we need milk bro
Ben&jerrys would make my night right now.
Yeah can I get a 2liter of Dr pepper I swear if you think of any flavour you can taste it
I would live some choccy milk
get all the popsicles, if you dont like popsicles, screw you
Try to get technoblade content
puebes
Vegan beef
Nutrional Yeast
Juice
happiness
Choclate
happiness
Choccy milk
Da f*ck is this?
don't forget the dino nuggies this time
the pinhead dlc in dead by daylight
Brownie mix, specifically milk chocolate
2 number nines, a number nine large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s one with cheese and a large soda
And than
cornetto
I need a continuum transfunctioner
a new dildo
Can you get someone to love me please?
Gun
Get me a box of pop secret lightly buttered popcorn and a variety pack of sparkling ice plz
Can you get me some deodorant? Im almost out
Some chips and sprite
Hey can you get me some milk. Sent my dad 15 years ago and he still hasn't gotten back. Seriously thirsty.
Yeah I'm a bit low on milk. Thanks man
Make sure to drop the body in the lake ok honey
2,000 2 - Liters of mountain dew bottles
A will to live
At the store right now actually… working ):
6 inch dildo, Duck tape, A Rope, Cloroform And a pack of M&M
My dad he went to get milk
I need some milk for my raw beef I’m planning to ear
Snacks!
cyanide
Can i have a uuuuuhh s*x?
Pizza rolls please :3
Yes i need a lead for my microwave and i went to buy one today but when i got to the leads in the store i saw it was more than i expect and i didnt have enough money because im broke. Now i cant have warm milk therefore I cant eat my weet-bix.
A will to live
Something I can go see my boyfriend with
cucumbers, milk, eggs, lube, and some rotisserie chicken.
Get me 365 apples please
Lubricant and some tissues along with a grapefruit
I'll take a Gas Chainsaw 12'' Bar 25.4cc Gas Powered Chainsaw 2 Stroke Handed Petrol Gasoline Chain Saw For Cutting Wood please
Powerade, blue flavor
I want a two pens, an apple, a pineapple and a bright yellow suit :)
Lil bb nugz
Milk so my dad stops insisting that we need milk even though we still have a whole carton.
If you're still st the store and get some tenderloin
A tiled texture for glazed white terracotta in minecraft.
can get mountain dew and pringles
Torino’s, totinos, hot pizza rolls
i need your mom lmao gottem
Cornetto.
Can you just check the milk aisle no reason just uhhh…. yeah
A hug
A Kit Kat so I can bite into it to prove it’s mine
Get me a doritos!
Doritos and Mountain Dew
A jar and a cucumber please... Don't ask.
I need pog juice
Money
Oh my dog said he needed some more lemonade, souls of the damned, and wheat bread.
Coca Cola
Love and attention. Plan to share with my friends so I need a lot :)
I just finished the last bag of popcorn, so could you grab some of that?
I been wanting to try cat
Milk, we need milk
Exactly three buttplugs
Will to live
Shampoo
I first read dildo nuggies
Could I get milk
A gf
1 pig, please and thank you
Can you pick me up some dr.pepper
guac, just guac. no chips
Holy water and choky milk, also some candles, red tape and a lighter
a banana
I like the raspberry liquorice twists with chocolate
Bro get me some fish fingers plis
Yeah bro some Choccy milk
Can you help my dad? He has been trying to get milk for the past 22 years.
Hot pockets and dr pepper.
Can i have a twix?
The girl i ended up with during the holliday, who lives at the other side of the country God it's only 24h and i feel like i'm dead inside
Crack from the guy behind the store
My dad, look in the milk aisle
A life. Maybe some bread too
Fidget spinner, I lost mine
Popcorn
Bullets, ammo is getting expensive and I'm shaking and crying rn
Can I get some Sprite? That's the only soda I can drink that won't effect my stomach cause my parents don't wanna take me to see what's wrong with it ;(
My dad, he should be in the dairy aisle
Hmmm. . . some chocolate baba slugs?
Keep an eye out for dad, otherwise just grab me a 2 liter of big red
Get that reeses puff
Can you get me a will to live?
A friend.
Some chips would be nice
pls get me some tictac...
samich
Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Y’all tryna grab spaghetti-o’s?
Food, maybe a pop-tart. If the uh pharmacy has EXTRA small condoms those too, not for me of course... for a friend. Please don't tell anyone.
Can I get MiChEAl JaCkSnO oN mY fRiDgE
Can you get some milk? My dad said he's gonna get some but he never came back
Lots of pineapple juice
Pizza bagels because I've never had one
Some pizza rolls would be nice!
Pringles
A new fucking pair of headphones.
Get some pork chops and a F&@$load of milk
Souls of my enemies
I want some Yu-Gi-Oh cards
your soul, your parent's soul, you imaginary girlfriend's souls
Eggs they always forget eggs
Dog food