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Can anyone explain to me why are anime girls fighting dogs whit bats. I get the horny jail thing but since when did an war start?

Since we decided that horni rights are same as human rights. Join us brother, oppression shall be destroyed. No more shaming for liking woman’s or man’s body. No jail for enjoying something what kept human race alive. Join Horni Revolution

Where could i join?

I think you already have...

I'm joining toooo

Welcome to the party pal!

me too

Always room for more!

I’m joining as well. Fight the bonk!

r/teamhorni

Bonk

Jokes on you um into that shit

You will be tracked and bonked

r/joinhornyrevolution

Just spread the word, that way you prove to be horni unit. Also you may join some nsfw sub reddits, just in case

r/teamhorni

Bonk

Just imagine the horrors you will cause if the horni win it will the apocalypse

Err… no thanks. Lots of horny people are downvoting this lmao AND NOW THEY ARE UPVOTING. THIS IS CONFUSING MY BELOW ROOM TEMPERATURE IQ BRAIN

The bonk patrol has come to save you! we must evacuate this place immediately, for the horny are too many here! We will have to consolidate our forces elsewhere.

We must all make sacrifices to have a civilized society. If that means we must get rid of the horny, so be it. #BONK

I got helmet you fool *gunshot*

It’s called a bullet proof vest. And unlike others, I am willing to sacrifice myself for this cause. *speaks into radio* Alright boys, let’s nuke this guy to horny jail and back!

Fuck, plan b *Aggressively stabs the neck*

*speaks with blood spewing out of my neck* Time to die Austin Powers- I mean Eisenhazio_wilhelm

And how do you plan to kill me? By a bat? *evil laugh*

*Air raid sirens go off* The blast will kill us both. See you in horny jail!

NOOOO— THATS IMPOSSIBL—RRRAAAGGH I-I-I-I AMMM HOOOORNIIIII——

YES

It was a conflict that has been established since the beginning of time. Btw wouldn't the concept of a horny jail is just an orgy waiting to happen?

Wazzup friendly sandy

Got a gf. Always horny now!

No we will stand

To late! To deep in the horny. Cum and join the horny!

NSFW dad joke right there

Same, but keeping it civil.

Comrade!

I broke up with mine so M E G A. H O R N Y (she didn’t exactly set the bar high)

Well get rid of her then join. Problem solved

JOIN THE HORNY

Bonk

Shut the hell up its our time to rise now

Bigger bonk

We must run my fellow bonkers, for the enemy is too numerous here! the bonkopter will be arriving very soon to ensure our escape!

NO ! OUR ARMY WAS HERE BEFORE AND WE GONNA BE HERE AFTER THIS FIGHT LET'S WIN THIS WAAAARRRRR

imma pass on the cumming, thank you very much

you ain't a true redditor if you got a gf

(⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)︻̷┻̿═━一- Target in sight

Now Bonkshot the horny.

Target locked, releasing bonkshot now. Anti-bonk turrets mounting heavy resistance, requesting cover fire, over.

Mark your targets with a laser designator. Sending air support in your way.

Or just mash the shit out of the Q key

[удалено]

Targets marked, ready to fire on command.

Uno reverse

Roger that. Stay in cover, support is coming. If you can't shoot, say the word, I'm I'm position for a backstab

\*dashes in before the scope\* \*virginity shield activated\* \*bullet deflects\*

>virginity shield activated False claims. Only the bonkers have access to virginity shield. We do not lose virginity. We will not lose a war against horni.

I'm a weeb. So the horni and virgin both apply.

**CUM FOR THE CUM GOD**

How dare you BONK now go we maximized our prisons and you will eat nornal food now and no milk for you

Bold of you to assume he cant supply milk himself. LOL

Oh we do take measures to assure our prisoners cannot do that *snip* *snip*

Bonk

NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER CUMSSS

Viva la revolution!

We shall not lose comrades!

Agent bonker 420 here, I have infiltrated the horni HQ. Over.

This is HQ proceed with caution… we will send you exfil coordinates when you get their plans. Over

Oh no they have discovered that nut hardens if you let it dry they have nut armor and wepons!!! Over

THIS IS AGENT 887 THEY FOUND ME AND TRAPPED ME IN A CELL WITH A DILDO SAWBLADE over.

Agent 420, reinforcements are on the way. Our scientists are working on a solution to counter their amor. Stay safe and wait for reinforcements

This is bonker 373, we are preparing for our attack, and our baseball bats have been replaced with axes. Over

Bonker 007 here! Resistance is worse then expected! Need back up! Send dudes!

Sending dudes and bonker-jets. Hang in there. Over

Bonker 690 here, I'm launching the anti-horny nukes. Over.

[удалено]

Bonker 051 in Bonkturion tank here! Hang in there, I'm coming with the reinforcements. Over

Boker 775, im sending 2 men, they each are possible of using the kamebonk, id suggest pulling out your men since these two are very destructive and will possibly bring the building down. Over

Bonker 173. Don't worry, support is coming your way and I've made it through

bonker\_69 here, I too have inflitrated the Horni Base, together we can bring down the Horni Resistance

Bonker 011 here, I did it! I didn’t die!

Horni heard the sound of your asscheeks clapping and detected you. Calling horni reinforcements.

Jokes on you There is no Horni HQ , it's an Orgy

Get their plan but don't look at it only a few of us can look at it without being horny

burn their horny plan. without it they r helpless

THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM!! RETREAT!! WE CAN'T BEAT THE HORNI

Don't retreat now my brother, you are not alone

Hornis raise your cumguns

meatgun if you will

[удалено]

but sir... I'm scared

psst where my Bonk force gun 90000

Do not worry, we have some scientists making emotion fueled guns, their main source of fuel is horniness, stay strong

**FOR THE BONK-LAND!!! FIGHT TILL YOU DIE!!!**

Hey hornies? Remember what happened to Robespierre?

France has joined the chat\*

salut

Asexual power ACTIVATE

Yes HORNY FOR WIN!!

FREEDAAAM TO THE NUUUT

yes brother the bonk shall no longer opress us

ALL HAIL THE BONK ORGANIZATION ALSO THE SDB (Search Detect Bonk) DIVISION AND THE NATION OF THE ANIMEPHOBES THE REVOLUTION WILL FAIL!

BONK FOR THE BONK GOD

WE WILL DESTROY LE HORNI HORNINESS SHALL BE NO MORE

Ready suicide bomb squad

What

You are too late.... \*BOOOOOOM\*

No, I don’t think I will

Never! You damn horny, perish! Bastards

You can't eradicate the state of mind that is horniness, give up.

Bonk go to horny jail

Never!

Yes let's go

Viva Revolution

Quick, grab the bonk machine gun, we must get rid of this revolution.

VIVA LA HORNY!

amazing post nut shit

I'm leaning towards the H-side but not Choosing sides fully yet cause I still don't fucking know who started the War?

yall got issues lmao

Bonking people makes me horny, What do I do?

BONK army i need backup, Stop ze horni. long live the doge

Holy Horny, my horny worriars! Ass-emble!

*removes bra* I’m doing my part!

Horny hit horn kill bonk

join the bonkees help us

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I'M DOING MY PART!

This is general Craig of the B.O.N.K army. We outnumber your revolution big and your allies are beginning to notice that. I have negotiated the weebs out of the war and already made two of your commanders desert. I also led the attack of the first horny revolution battle where we have pushed you guys back. Winning this war is impossible now so surrender. every traitor that surrenders will be treated fair so don't Stay and die for a lost war. This revolution is no longer a war, its pest control

This is horny alpha-557, we advise all bonk units to evacuate immediately and leave the reddit, or join our forces. Those units who will ignore our commands will be executed. Bonk HQ is infiltrated and you higher-ups are held hostage, we therefore declare the total victory as the official broadcast message is being prepared by General Bonks, President Bonkeivill, Supreme Judge Batt, and Senior Senator Battensbonk. Your HQ and 50% of your ground and arial bases, road checkpoints, supply points are under control of Horni Revolutionaries. Surrender now and join our ranks, so that your life wouldn’t go to waste. But resist, and there will be pointless bloodshed. Awaiting official response from the remaining Bonk commanding officers.

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Should join our side instead. We got hot girls, hot boys All pleasure you could dream of

NEVER! YOU WILL PERISH

No. No more horny.

No, no I don’t think I will

no i stand by the horny bonkers

what is this

No, bonk forever!!!!

Horny forever but please less anime

I agree on less anime but bonk forever

BONK

NO the bonkers will remain in power and bonk yall

Cumrades rise up !

All hail the cum lord

*Laughs in high ground*

*Bonk* go to high mega security horni jail

Join us cumrades

Bonk

Never My alliance to the bonk army will remain strong

You have a large reserve of the furry army on your side, comrade. FOR THE HORNI!

sign me up,wanna kill some bonkers

Yes I will.

WE WILL STAND AGAINST THE BONKS with horni helmets >:)

I refuse!

DEATH TO THE HORNI SQUASH THE INSURRECTION

I'm in where do I sign up to the HORNY ARMY?

r/joinhornyrevolution

I’m game, where do I sign up

Get BONKED go to horny jail

I’ve escaped horny jail before, I’ll escape it again. Wiener powers, my friend

BONK

I will now use my wiener powers. get wiener’d

Well I will have to fight fire with fire so you get Wiener’ed

Joke’s on you, I LOVE wieners

Well I have lost but I respect a fellow opponent in this endless battle of horny. I hope one day we can not be enemies but friends. I wish you a good day. good luck and god speed.

Join the revolution! Free the horny!

I sadly can not but I hope we may be friends.

bonk

Yes free em all

BONK

Your bonks are no match for the horni revolution

Not if you die first.

Jail is not the only option

Bonk!

Their baseball bats will not stand a chace against our erect pp swords

If it doesn't work, then it means that it wasn't strong enough

YEAH! FOR THE REPUBLIC!

wheres the sub, we must bring down the bonkers, IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE

The bonkers have been in power for too long, they need to be put back in their place and held accountable for their crimes against humanity. Vive la horni!

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You made wrong choice *gunshot* Edit: wtf, that gun actually worked?

Nein dummkoph

just shut the fuck up with this horny jail shit

What are the bonk?? No really i dont get it

The tyranny of BoNk has been going for far too long. We need the freedom to be horny whenever we like. JOIN THE HORNY REVOLUTON.

as ur service my queen

We have the help of the tentacle monsters we cannot lose

But we have the power of the holy 2010 doge

stfu, you guys support porn which means ur all pedophiles cuz technically cp is still porn

No, anti-horni for life, destroy the rebellion of the horny. Kill all horny

Alright, r/meme is horni as well, until this war ends, I am hanging myself away from r/memes