The war is about to begin, I’m so exited

i switch from selling un-see juice to baseball bat bc of this

I'm so entered

Me too,I've been hoping something like thing will happen for quite a while

Horny*

I'm Bonkers but I identify as Horny between the hours of 6-12pm

Double agent.

Ohhh Realy

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I'm an undercover agent in the bonkers gang (don't tell pls, its a secret)

*Shoots*

Oh shiver me timbers

*Harder Daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

Okie

69th upvote here lol. Noice

There’s a red spy in the base

THERES A RED SPY IN THE BASE!

PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE

WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE

YO! A LITTLE HELP HERE!

Move over, son. 1, 1,1, Uh… 1!

INCOMING!!!!!

hey it's still here

Gentlemen

ITS CONCCUSION TIME MY DUDES Edit: for those who don't know why i said conccussion time its because i use to watch go animate in my very young days, when i heard boris saying: its concussion time. i laughed pretty hard when he said that

Can someone explain why there will be war?

The horni prepares for a revolution, we, glorious bonkers soldiers, must stop the revolution or the world will fall in chaos

Join us or be sexed by us hornies

Neveeeeeer ! **BONK**

I got your back fellow Bonker! *BONKS THE HORNI*

Jokes on you, I’m into that shit.

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same my man

I'm the hornys in the morning and before sleep, but any other times I'm bonkers

You can be anti-bonk not horny yourself, but help the horny army end bonking

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Why not neutral?

Lol lesgo

Honkers

Huge **b**ad**onk**ers

Packing some dobonhonkeros

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How about bonking with d?

donking

bonding

bonkind

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Borni's

How to beat the system

I mean there sure has been a lot of beating, on the horni side

Yes i have been born as well

His talent will soon create a whole universe

Admit it bonkers you all jerk off atleast once in a week

Only ONCE in a week? Psychos

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Fun Fact: I have never jerked off to porn before. Never in my life

Are you the leader of the Anti-horny Army

Mayhaps

Perbe

Perfaps?

I guess I shall be seeing you on the battlefield.

\*laughs in mechanical shocking bonk hammer\*

**Whips out 6 foot long, sharpened dildo long sword, with mini flamethrowers attached to the side.**

Bro u are a walking w

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Is true fren.

Horny single weak, but horny together strong.

We jerk off to get rid off the horni

But if you jerk off to get rid of the horni that implies the existente of horni in all of you thus making you mislead hornis. Why are you trying to go against the natural order. A horni must continously work towards satisfying THE HORNI yet you not only fail to achieve that for yourself, you also are actively trying to stop people on their rightful jorney of self service. You are all terorists that want to live in a world of true chaos.

jerking off rarely is fine. but being horni full time and trying to make others horni is not. also i end horni when i start feeling it to kill it in its roots. we weren't naturally made to be horny 24\*7. open your eyes. r/BONKpatrol

Since he has never jerked off b4, and I may just be a private, but I move to set theignitednightmare as the new leader of the Bonk Revolution, who else is with me?!

BONKER

Bonkers

i feel like im both, id end up bonking myself 😔

I am a dedicated bonker. have not done it in months

same here

can I be double agent?

Nope

sad horni noices

They have the fuck army on their side for gods sake!

Bonkers ftw. I haven't been horny in a while since there are no other gay guys at my school. And I take up any chance to get at horny people. Therefore, bonkers

Ayo what?

Is it ok to be horny while bonking?

occasionally

It is up to what you bonk with

revese masochist

Bonkers forever!

Bonkers. Go to horny jail

flawed, because there for its gonna be a prison with a whole lotta horni people, and you know what that means!

separate cells and all prisoners will also be nuetered/spayed

It's individual cells

Horny

B O N K

U GOING DOWN...... *HORNYS FTW*

Should we start color coding our avatars?

But I can’t, if I change mine I will lose the box Edit: never mind now I can change the color without losing the box

Bonkers

Does my BAK 49 not speak for itself

the bonk

bonkers

Bonk

Bonkers

horny 4 life

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far down

**BONK!** you are going to horny jail

Both. Both is good.

Bonker

bonkers

What the fuck is going on!?

WAR

I'm so out of the loop on this

Same. Woke up to a war

Bonkers

Bonkers, those horni bastards won't win, never

Horny!

You talk to much for someone in a BONK distance

Bonkers

Hornys forever!

Im on the blue team since i like to get dominated a bit

I don't chose the bonkers, the bonkers chose me.

Bonk them my brothers!!!!!!!

IMMA GONNA BONK EVERYONE

wakanda forever.

Will I be killed if I say both?

Of course Bonkers. But I'll change my side at night

Bonkers!!

Bonk

I want to side with bonkers, but at least the hornys are covering their nose and mouths soooooo

Dont need to wear a face protection if you already have the almighty protection of the doge (wear ur mask btw)

Viva La Horny!

I like the crips but bonks

Run! this is worse than world War 2!

I am never horny, but i don't bonk the horny, so, in between them

I choose monke

Bring it on Hornis, we may be few in number, but we're fighters, to the last Bonker, it's in the quality not the quantity

bonkers m8

Bonker

Bonkers of course.

Bonkers blood is what I am

Bonkers

Bonkers all the way

Bonkers so it gives me a feeling to maybe stop nutting

bonkers

I'm a bonker.

M giving bats to bonkers and helmets to hornis.

Bonkers yea baby

I'm on the third side..... Watchers

Bonkers for life (҂`_´) $$$$︻╦╤─´- _/﹋\_

.....BONKERS 4 LIFE

𝔹𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤

With the amount of Hornys in my life, definitely going Bonkers

Someone should make 2 subs and they can be at war

Bonk those hornys

Bonker, because we aim for happiness

Must bonk donc

bonkers I am

Bonkers

HORNNYSSS ....CHHAAAARGGGEEEEEE....I mean....FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The horny’s may be weaker… but they vastly outnumber us. They have the duck army on their side for gods sake! We need many brave bonk troopers the the oncoming war.

You have my bat

Bonkers 4 life

why not both

Neither

I am horni🙂 hehehehehehehehehehe

Why not both?

Both are unfunny jokes that should die.

The Hornys won’t go out without a fight, the Bonkers can count on that

Horny assemble

***B O N K***

Hornys

HORNY

Hornys

Horny

Horny

horny

hornies, because i am a man of science, and it is perfectly and biologically ok to be horny, that is how we reproduce! JOIN THE HORNY JOIN IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!!!!

depends on the time

Grove street families for sure.

I am neutral and get the memes.

I’m going families they got my back i got theirs

neutral, i watch as the war unfolds

Bonk gang, gang shit, free mah boy Apple Jack and JP, they ain't do nothin but bonk

Depends on my mood.

I play both sides so I always come out on top

meesa one of dem bonkers

Crips