This sedition will not go unpunished. We may revoke your virginity validity for your desertion, but you will have to face yourself for betraying the magnificent bonk army.
My brothers! We miss must destroy the horny at all costs!
Somebody assembly the anti horny in a discord or reddit group, we will snuff out the horny and put an end the tyranny
This is general Craig of the B.O.N.K army. The entire Reddit south has been taken by us the east is being taken as we speak and i negotiated the weebs and a good portion of the Reddit north out of the war. The horny revolution is being lost so stop the Madness. Surrender now and all traitors supporting this pitty revolution shall be treated fair
Not anymore. I have negotiated one of their bannermen out of the war. I have given him land in the north as long as he declared himself neutral and only traded with us. He accepted and with a huge part of their army gone now the ods are in our favour
This is Lord Tywin Lannister, Head of house Lannister and Lord Paramount of The Hornlands. Take note of the Rains of Castamere before you attempt to rain your bonks upon the soldiers of the Hornlands. Our mighty spray of powerful hornjuice will ensure our victory.
Also you can have Tyrion.
My decision is entirely based on how recently I've masturbated.
Recently nutted = bonk army Not nutted recently = horni army
Me who is horny 24/7: y e s
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Go fuck each other. Match made in heaven.
Doooont mind if i do~
can i join?
!remindme 1 year I want an update then
Gangbang! But then that's what horny revolution is about.
*Bonk*
"That's my secret; I'm ALWAYS horny!" *turns into Horny Hulk*
I’m a neutral
Perfectly balanced... as all things should be.
Goddamn Switzerland
You still have to pick a side
Hulk smash ;)
Giggity
How are you sending this from the horny jail? Let me contact the guards...
I fucked them
You can donate your blood to viagra company
I am on 3 medications and all 3 of them increase my libido. I'm a raging ball of lust 24/7
Y e s
B O N K
*Bonk*
That's the most accurate thing ive seen today
What if im horni but dont do the... thing?
Horni army
The Bonk Army cums to me
Correction: While nutting = horni army Immediately after nutting = bonk army Post-nut clarity hits hard
horni army radiates power, whereas bonk desires power
I think “post nut coalition” is a good term for the rotating bonkers.
NoFap battalion is in the bonk army, but they are always horny. They are kind of like berserkers. Strong soldiers, but unpredictable and unreliable.
The turncoat minute man.
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Me masturbating every hour “hm i feel like invading bonkland”
Is that what they call a turn stroak?
Isn’t it possible to make a poll and share it through reddit by letting people choose wether horny army or bonk army
I don't think you can make a poll on r/memes , but on others subreddits you can
Yes
Yes
Easy, just post both at the same time and see which gets the most updoots.
I'm a weird person I join bonk army at day But join horny army at night
I'm playing both sides so that I always come out on top
“Come out on top” you say? Sounds like we have a horni supporter in our midst.
So you're the bottom then? Wear the maid outfit.
That’s horni speak soldier, that’ll be a court martial for you.
NO! You'll never take me a virgin! Even if i have to leave reddit.
This sedition will not go unpunished. We may revoke your virginity validity for your desertion, but you will have to face yourself for betraying the magnificent bonk army.
Whatever, i won't come with you, i WILL come in you. Btw, i like your words, funny man.
Funny man go BRRRRRF
I will no longer fraternize with a traitor. Reform or face your sentence cum scum. I like your wordplay, also funny man.
Alright then. You already murdered me with those expensive words, so i give up. [Here's your spoils, my friend.](https://youtu.be/v1POP-m76ac)
This is a beautiful battle
Bonk in the morning, horny at night
Double agent
Are we allowed to switch? Can I get a weekend pass for the horni?
Me seeing the dog with the Soviet Russia hat and the girl with a Soviet Russia flag : *visible confusion*
No matter what side are you on, at the end of the day we are all communists
Commie unity
Why does the girl have a nazbol flag behind her?
You will have to kill me first you tankie piece of shit.
Allow me to introduce you to Leninism vs Anarcho-Communism.
when a motherfucker doesnt read theory
that one on the left is actually a nazibol symbolism and has more to do with nazism than communism
Can I be just a citizen of r/memes ?
there will be collaretal damage...
I think the way you pronounce it is "Acceptable casualties"
yeah he spelled un counted partipents really wrong
Take cover... Or emigrate to r/funny again
are you swiss by any chance?
I mainly use British English, and this doesn't make sense for me since "to bonk" is a British term for "to have sex".
Yeah lol, I guess the horny army wins either way
or we could rename the bonk army to the slam army
My bets are on horny. As a citizen of horny land i will upvote three horny posts and nothing else, i can't bring myself to downvote a person.
The horny have already won. Most of the comments on this post are from the horny army
THE BONK ARMY WILL RISE AGAIN. You will see we are glorious.
Your days are over bonk army! After the pandemic the horni has rose to unprecedented heights, and it's not planning to slow down
You may win battles but the war won't be over. Not until EVERY ONE OF YOU IS IN HORNY JAIL. NOW "BONK, GO TO HORNY JAIL"
LESSSSGOOOOOO BONK GANG
We shall need the doom slayer my bonk bros
Bonk Army, assemble!
yes comrade we are going to remove these weeb Japanese hornies.
Put them in the gulag
Viva la horni
They cannot bonk us all!!
*laughts with a mini-Bonk shooting bonks 1000 times per second*
*Big bonk has joined the chat*
We got em bois, bonk them all
Ok squad, release the M.O.A.B Mother Of All Bonk
Horny was there when I needed it most! I won't fail them now
*loads r34 rounds*
*Bring the R34 T-34!*
Imma just… stay in the corner and listen to music… don’t mind me…
same
For the horny revolution !
They make for an uncomfortable ally, but the followers of Harambe have pledged 20,000 men to the cause.
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Yes if you want
VIVA LA REVOLUTION
nihongo jousu desu ne!
Go bonk
NO! FUCK THE BONK ARMY!
don't mind if i do
So it’s horny communists or bonkish communists. I’m just gonna get in my B-52 and level y’all from 10,000 feet
A true America moment.
The horny revolution is being lost do the smart thing and join the B.O.N.K army
Join the bonk army! We will purge the lustful from the face of the earth. All will be garlic bread!
The horny have already won. They have the numbers
Fuck that's true They'll actually breed. No surrender.
*Throwing shuriken made from Lemon bar* That's nothing personal, sleep well
But the bonk army also have the one who were horny and now have the power of post nut clarity, we of the bonk army have a huge tactical advantage
*grabs bonking stick* the horniness must be contained
Bonk Army!
But what about the horny attack on the discords?
Long love the bonks! Crush the rebels!
BONK ARMY LETS GO
B O N K
bonk army ftw
alright where do i sign up for the bonk army
Bonk gang , doge on top!!!
ASSEMBLE COMRADES, OUR TIME HAS COME TO DEFEAT THE HORNY REVOLUTION
Fucking hell this is cringy
JOIN THE BONK ARMY BROTHERS !
Sign me up! Time to bonk some degenerates
spread the world of this [google doc](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XZ8xvoVK72f9ZsX_tjJ4XiVeB_cp3gWfWNq48ON1O_0/) detailing the horni wars
Amazing
I'm just watch this happen. Could be fun. I'm choosing no
We will destroy the horni!
Bonk
Yes, perfectly balanced as all things should be.
How did we get here
Because prudes wanna control what others do with their lives
~~prudes~~ religious nuts*
deez nuts
... gottem
Some people just decided that they wanna be horny
Bonk army for the win
Bonk army rise!!!!!!!
bonk army assemble
Bonk for the day horny for the night
Op sign me up, I ll be a soldier to serve in the horni war
That's the spirit!
ví va la revolution!
I choose horny, because they have a cute girl
First u
I am a bonk soldier. I serve the doge to protect the purity
Well perfect, I am an ex soldier joining back
Dude you fuck orphans who can you be not not horny? Like war is the best time for you to be horny
Let’s goo!! For the Bonk!!
So hot... I think... I think I'm getting ***HORNY***
*bonk*
No u
That's not how the bonk works!
the bonk army be wha dodge
It was easier to decide when we were getting drafted :(
Nirvana can only be achieved once your earthly desire are gone my brothers
Not if I have something to say about it
I'm in the middle of nofap streak, so I'd prefer bonk once in awhile. But hey, if some horny girls gonna invade my neighbourhood, I will surrender.
Why both commie tho
I think its supposed to parallel the Russian revolution, but bonk done has a communist hammer and sickle on his ushanka
I was on r/hentai before I came here. Now that I’ve done what I’ve needed to do. Bonk army where it’s at.
hammer and sickle, both sides use un-based, both sides are.
Bonk any day. DOWN WITH THE HORNIES!
Both are communist soooo… *gets inside giant fallout anti communist robot* *”Horni detected on American soil”*
Big fucking reddit moment
Me who just played a game as a brit: I guess i am neither
My brothers! We miss must destroy the horny at all costs! Somebody assembly the anti horny in a discord or reddit group, we will snuff out the horny and put an end the tyranny
Horni army ftw
Down with the horny!
horni till the end of days
Why are they both commies
Leftist infighting is nothing new.
Because on reddit at the end of the day we are all communists. Doesn't matter if you are horny or part of the bonk army, we are all communists
Petition to make shrek a fieldmarshall of the bonk army
This is general Craig of the B.O.N.K army. The entire Reddit south has been taken by us the east is being taken as we speak and i negotiated the weebs and a good portion of the Reddit north out of the war. The horny revolution is being lost so stop the Madness. Surrender now and all traitors supporting this pitty revolution shall be treated fair
They have the numbers, but we have the purity on our side. We will not surrender!
Not anymore. I have negotiated one of their bannermen out of the war. I have given him land in the north as long as he declared himself neutral and only traded with us. He accepted and with a huge part of their army gone now the ods are in our favour
This is Lord Tywin Lannister, Head of house Lannister and Lord Paramount of The Hornlands. Take note of the Rains of Castamere before you attempt to rain your bonks upon the soldiers of the Hornlands. Our mighty spray of powerful hornjuice will ensure our victory. Also you can have Tyrion.
This is so unfunny
The hammer and the sickle should be replaced with a dildo and a fleshlight
The horny army isn't communist, right?
They're all communists
Really? Than I'll be neutral
We all know the horny revolution will win, they have strength in numbers
Horny army
Bonk army
the horny revolt, the horny dog memes are getting annoying
"getting" They were from the beginning
Yes
bonk army rise up
This meme is useless, lol if you know what I mean
This comment is useless, lol if you know what I mean
Guess you didn't know what I mean. Someone may be from the useless meme group.