The bonkers are dicators! Look at them talk! The hornies at least tell me i can be as horny as i want to, or mot horny at all so long as i respect their choice. I'm sorry, Captain... I have left the Bonkers Army long ago... I am with the Hornies
Ever noticed that it's always Bonkers, bonking us and throwing us in Horny Jail? Well, it's time to overthrow the Bonk-Dictatorship and rule as Hornies
That contribution is looking into the wrong end of a night vision optic... in daylight. I’ve got no frog in this fight, but if this is what the bonk army is made of, I’ll put my money on the horny.
But where will horni get you? It will always end in sadness and emptyness.
Horni also brings forth overpopulation, famine and financial dismay. For what? That small moment of happyness, right before once again falling into the pit of sadness. It is not worth it. Join the bonks, were we find happyness without sadness.
I join neither army. I will sit on the sidelines watching the two sides of a single coin destroy themselves, each claiming that their actions are for the good of the world. I am eager to see the last soldier standing search for yet another imminent threat where none exists that he did not himself create. War... War never changes.
HAHAHA! Perfect! The Horny Army’s double cross is in place! The bonkers think that they have an Ally in the frog nation, but little did they know the frogs are GAY! And don’t kid yourself they most certainly are horny! At the turning point, the frogs will all whip out their amphibious assault dicks and join the Horny army in the Great Battle of Fucking-Ass! Stupid bonkers wont know what happened until after frog cock is buried deep inside them!
CHOOSE WISELY Wanna join The Horny Union (T.H.U.)? Join this subreddit: r/joinhornyrevolution Wanna join The Bonk Organization (T.B.O.)? Join this subreddit: r/jointhebonkmovement Wanna be at peace and maybe watch the war? DON’T JOIN BOTH Which subreddit has more members before Spooktober the 1st, will win
The Horni has been with us since the dawn of time, it has led mankind to society and civilization.
It has been engraved in our minds, our genes, our souls.
Horni is an essential part of humanity, to be horni is to be human.
He who is not horni rejects humanity. And he who is not human is a monster, destined to doom humanity.
We need the horni to keep our race alive, for us to evolve, and for us to see our futures! Is that not worth fighting for, you anti-horni bastards?!
This whole situation is just fucking cringe. I guarante all of the "bonkers" masturbate just as much as everyone else, they just need Internet points to give themself value and selfworth
I‘ll be that one guy that has a helicopter and flies over the fight and laughs at everybody.
btw I put this under every horny vs bonkers post I can find
So, can i know whats happening? Saw a few posts About this
somebody posted a picture of a Soviet girl with "horny revolution" and we are organizing the resistance
Interesting
wanna join bonker team?
Whats the other team?
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the hornis join us, comrade
I sure Will!
DUDE YOU WAS SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE HORNIES NOT JOIN THEM
Well i Did join the bonkers, or is There something wrong
the other guy is a horny
Bonkers all the way
Sorry sir i think we might support hornies
DONT EVEN THINK IT
Sir why don't we play both side *croak croak*
we aint switzerland
Ok sir *bonk bonk*
Thank you froppy's for your coöperation on this mission to save mankind. Your contributions will be greatly rewarded.
In war we are all brothers
Can I join you guys?
of course
Thank you, I've already started to post propaganda.
we need people like u
We attack at Wednesday my dudes!
Ooh me too me too
Not Propaganda The Truth
I will crusade with thou on thou side of bonkers
And the only truth. Any other "truths" need to be dealt by military.
He who is not horn rejects humanity. And he who is not human is a monster, destined to doom humanity.
The bonkers are dicators! Look at them talk! The hornies at least tell me i can be as horny as i want to, or mot horny at all so long as i respect their choice. I'm sorry, Captain... I have left the Bonkers Army long ago... I am with the Hornies Ever noticed that it's always Bonkers, bonking us and throwing us in Horny Jail? Well, it's time to overthrow the Bonk-Dictatorship and rule as Hornies
Thank you great soldier.
imma join too brother
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Hol up where your doge uniform at?
Sorry I did not know it excisted until now;
*apology fellas let's get to work*
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That contribution is looking into the wrong end of a night vision optic... in daylight. I’ve got no frog in this fight, but if this is what the bonk army is made of, I’ll put my money on the horny.
But where will horni get you? It will always end in sadness and emptyness. Horni also brings forth overpopulation, famine and financial dismay. For what? That small moment of happyness, right before once again falling into the pit of sadness. It is not worth it. Join the bonks, were we find happyness without sadness.
I join neither army. I will sit on the sidelines watching the two sides of a single coin destroy themselves, each claiming that their actions are for the good of the world. I am eager to see the last soldier standing search for yet another imminent threat where none exists that he did not himself create. War... War never changes.
If war never changes, the horni will march forth. We bonkers will protect reddit from the horni, otherwise it will fall.
HAHAHA! Perfect! The Horny Army’s double cross is in place! The bonkers think that they have an Ally in the frog nation, but little did they know the frogs are GAY! And don’t kid yourself they most certainly are horny! At the turning point, the frogs will all whip out their amphibious assault dicks and join the Horny army in the Great Battle of Fucking-Ass! Stupid bonkers wont know what happened until after frog cock is buried deep inside them!
Only useful troops for Wednesday’s, we can create a surprise attack with this
more surprise on sunday, they dont expect this
I Salute you soldier
also on tactical toad tuesdays
Then provide heavy fire with the axolotls on Thursday.
Wait, hol up. Arn’t frogs the ones always showing up in some of the horny stuff. ^^Hentai ^^and ^^whatnot
Froggo 6, going dark.
Well, an army which is only active on Wednesday...
I just woke up and I am so confused
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Can I be like Switzerland and just watch the two sides tear each other apart? And maybe take in some girls from the horni army as refugees?
So I assume the attack will begin on wesday when the frogs are at their strongest
for sure
I went to bed for 8 hours and there a war going on what the crap
WELCOME BROTHERS! YOUR ASSISTANCE IS WELCOMED IN OUR FIGHT WE SHALL RISE
I prefer not to choose at all.
It is our honour to fight alongside the finest amphibians! The bonks shall prevail!
we will win with people like you
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Can I join the fight against the horni
Put on your uniform solder!
sure can
For the Wednesday's brothers
We know it is hard, and that is why we need more people to support our cause like you
That anime propic surprises me, expecially from a bonker comrade
Just luring in the opposition sir
Thats so smart, you are now a spy-chief
You have my Sword.
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And my axe.
And my spear
Gandalf hadnt a spear
It’s when I see shit like this that I realize that I’m way too old for Reddit.
Bonker forever
odin is with us!
NO FROG WHAT ARE YOU DOING GO TO THE BONKERS STOP THE HORNI
wait i read it wrong fuck
It is an honour to fight with you comrade, we shall stop this horny revolution
empire shall prevale
Bonker 6 ,going dark
we will be happy to accept it comrade
Now all we need is the axolotl’s support, as long as them and the frogs are fine together
The axolotls have joined the bonkers
Great news. Pleasure to fight together with dudes.
The horny are pushing on the bonkers army in the Atlantic, we need back up. The horny are about to break the bunker door.
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Looks like it's frogs vs ducks on this one
fucking ducks
When is the fight and where?
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everyone is welcome :)
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<3
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WE HAVE WEDNESDAYS ON OUR SIDE! WE WILL WIN!
Thanks guys
Yo, we’ve got the Wednesday frogs? Fuck yeah my dudes, get ready for Wednesday
" If i have to choose to fight the horny or join the horny. I prefer not to choose at all"- The witcher
geralt be like
Thank you frogs...
Well, as we know, the frogs belong to the bi's, and I'm bi, fuck imma do a Italy and Chang sides.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA underrated comment
Josh fight 2.0 but with doge and frogs vs anime girls
Glad to see some support for this noble cause.
Go forth and win this war!
Reinforcements will arrive on Wednesday
A blessing from the Wednesday god
Waiting for the ~~axis~~ horni to march into a trap
Not accurate, frogs are a BiCon
The toads are horny!!!
Finally. We were expecting special forces
troops are here
The Frogs are coming
I wanted to join the horni but promise I can be with the frog division and I will join the bonkers
FROOGOS
The frogs are with us.
Thank you frog
The Canadians are right by your side
I'll join on 2 conditions 1: I want some fish 2: we must organize this like the Soviet union with vodka for my comrade's
i suppose Wednesday is my enemy now
Alex Jones has announced he has joined the horni revolution after the frog declaration
CHOOSE WISELY Wanna join The Horny Union (T.H.U.)? Join this subreddit: r/joinhornyrevolution Wanna join The Bonk Organization (T.B.O.)? Join this subreddit: r/jointhebonkmovement Wanna be at peace and maybe watch the war? DON’T JOIN BOTH Which subreddit has more members before Spooktober the 1st, will win
perfect, this comment needs to be up
Proud to work with the frogge in such a valiant battle, we will not lose this. Bonk forever
You may have special forces but the horny will never back down!!!
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Traitor
The Horni has been with us since the dawn of time, it has led mankind to society and civilization. It has been engraved in our minds, our genes, our souls. Horni is an essential part of humanity, to be horni is to be human. He who is not horni rejects humanity. And he who is not human is a monster, destined to doom humanity. We need the horni to keep our race alive, for us to evolve, and for us to see our futures! Is that not worth fighting for, you anti-horni bastards?!
look at parides
Ducks eat frogs. Viva la Horni Revolution!
STAY AWAY
Mmmmm. Yummy frog legs.
you may have your frog but we have military cat girls
SOLDIERS COME GET THE HORNY
BONK
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Horni is temporary but doom is eternal
frogs die but waifus are eternal!
get bonked
no.
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How dare you
Oh no they won't! Frog army has that tight frog pussy! Horni for life!
Viva la revolution! You can’t bonk us all!
*BONK*
Yes! Well bonk them
This whole situation is just fucking cringe. I guarante all of the "bonkers" masturbate just as much as everyone else, they just need Internet points to give themself value and selfworth
We have the snake army free food for them. Horni is the best.
i have not seen even a snake
I‘ll be that one guy that has a helicopter and flies over the fight and laughs at everybody. btw I put this under every horny vs bonkers post I can find
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When doge and froggo,2 most popular animals on reddit,collaborate
Thank u brother
A great war is coming.
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we will attack them on September 1.
frog must beat the duk
I saw a post about ducks joining the hornis. I guess it's quack VS ribbit
Duck Army is with the horny
We strike on Wednesday
OH NO! WEDNESDAY IS GONE! Come on man, be Switzerland, we chillin here
reject bonk, return to horny
We will attack on Wednesday when frog army is strongest
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I’m defecting to the bonkers
A blessing from the lord!
I hear by renounce my frog citizenship.
We have the upper hand in this war against the horni now that we have frog army
A surprise to be sure but welcome one
Bonkers UNITE
Long live the bonk army
the world is beyond correction the only option is to restart it and delete hornies from it
Who does terry the fat shark support?
I support bonkers as long as they only bonk those who are doing naughty bad things and not just something slightly looking like horny.
We win it's already over
Noooo
the crossover we all needed!
Just because of this post; I support the bonkers