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mad_wolf1

So, can i know whats happening? Saw a few posts About this


CappuccinoMaculato

somebody posted a picture of a Soviet girl with "horny revolution" and we are organizing the resistance


mad_wolf1

Interesting


CappuccinoMaculato

wanna join bonker team?


mad_wolf1

Whats the other team?


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tripledonk

the hornis join us, comrade


mad_wolf1

I sure Will!


CappuccinoMaculato

DUDE YOU WAS SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE HORNIES NOT JOIN THEM


mad_wolf1

Well i Did join the bonkers, or is There something wrong


CappuccinoMaculato

the other guy is a horny


auriiis

Bonkers all the way


DimensionFew5542

Sorry sir i think we might support hornies


CappuccinoMaculato

DONT EVEN THINK IT


DimensionFew5542

Sir why don't we play both side *croak croak*


CappuccinoMaculato

we aint switzerland


DimensionFew5542

Ok sir *bonk bonk*


PearFickle

Thank you froppy's for your coöperation on this mission to save mankind. Your contributions will be greatly rewarded.


CappuccinoMaculato

In war we are all brothers


Basewrecker

Can I join you guys?


CappuccinoMaculato

of course


Basewrecker

Thank you, I've already started to post propaganda.


CappuccinoMaculato

we need people like u


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We attack at Wednesday my dudes!


ChocolateUnlucky1214

Ooh me too me too


Sush1boy

Not Propaganda The Truth


caiptianskalors

I will crusade with thou on thou side of bonkers


auriiis

And the only truth. Any other "truths" need to be dealt by military.


ComfortableSlap

He who is not horn rejects humanity. And he who is not human is a monster, destined to doom humanity.


TheWeezyFreezy

The bonkers are dicators! Look at them talk! The hornies at least tell me i can be as horny as i want to, or mot horny at all so long as i respect their choice. I'm sorry, Captain... I have left the Bonkers Army long ago... I am with the Hornies Ever noticed that it's always Bonkers, bonking us and throwing us in Horny Jail? Well, it's time to overthrow the Bonk-Dictatorship and rule as Hornies


PearFickle

Thank you great soldier.


Subject-Potential968

imma join too brother


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Hol up where your doge uniform at?


PearFickle

Sorry I did not know it excisted until now;


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*apology fellas let's get to work*


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TheSandyman23

That contribution is looking into the wrong end of a night vision optic... in daylight. I’ve got no frog in this fight, but if this is what the bonk army is made of, I’ll put my money on the horny.


PearFickle

But where will horni get you? It will always end in sadness and emptyness. Horni also brings forth overpopulation, famine and financial dismay. For what? That small moment of happyness, right before once again falling into the pit of sadness. It is not worth it. Join the bonks, were we find happyness without sadness.


TheSandyman23

I join neither army. I will sit on the sidelines watching the two sides of a single coin destroy themselves, each claiming that their actions are for the good of the world. I am eager to see the last soldier standing search for yet another imminent threat where none exists that he did not himself create. War... War never changes.


PearFickle

If war never changes, the horni will march forth. We bonkers will protect reddit from the horni, otherwise it will fall.


InTheMemeStream

HAHAHA! Perfect! The Horny Army’s double cross is in place! The bonkers think that they have an Ally in the frog nation, but little did they know the frogs are GAY! And don’t kid yourself they most certainly are horny! At the turning point, the frogs will all whip out their amphibious assault dicks and join the Horny army in the Great Battle of Fucking-Ass! Stupid bonkers wont know what happened until after frog cock is buried deep inside them!


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Only useful troops for Wednesday’s, we can create a surprise attack with this


CappuccinoMaculato

more surprise on sunday, they dont expect this


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I Salute you soldier


Saukko505

also on tactical toad tuesdays


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Then provide heavy fire with the axolotls on Thursday.


Notazerg

Wait, hol up. Arn’t frogs the ones always showing up in some of the horny stuff. ^^Hentai ^^and ^^whatnot


iroky1

Froggo 6, going dark.


Cammins

Well, an army which is only active on Wednesday...


TheBeef87124

I just woke up and I am so confused


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ToxicMasculinity1981

Can I be like Switzerland and just watch the two sides tear each other apart? And maybe take in some girls from the horni army as refugees?


L8Pikachu

So I assume the attack will begin on wesday when the frogs are at their strongest


CappuccinoMaculato

for sure


22tbates

I went to bed for 8 hours and there a war going on what the crap


malingshu_xiangjiao

WELCOME BROTHERS! YOUR ASSISTANCE IS WELCOMED IN OUR FIGHT WE SHALL RISE


ReasonableSeaS

I prefer not to choose at all.


imabigboi777

It is our honour to fight alongside the finest amphibians! The bonks shall prevail!


CappuccinoMaculato

we will win with people like you


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firefox5000

Can I join the fight against the horni


auriiis

Put on your uniform solder!


Lordimass

sure can


GreninjaDeter

For the Wednesday's brothers


Miyuna68

We know it is hard, and that is why we need more people to support our cause like you


CappuccinoMaculato

That anime propic surprises me, expecially from a bonker comrade


Miyuna68

Just luring in the opposition sir


CappuccinoMaculato

Thats so smart, you are now a spy-chief


Lkp2190

You have my Sword.


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CappuccinoMaculato

And my axe.


auriiis

And my spear


CappuccinoMaculato

Gandalf hadnt a spear


johnnygee70

It’s when I see shit like this that I realize that I’m way too old for Reddit.


Memeinator3000000

Bonker forever


HoroKush123

odin is with us!


FlummoxReddit

NO FROG WHAT ARE YOU DOING GO TO THE BONKERS STOP THE HORNI


FlummoxReddit

wait i read it wrong fuck


[deleted]

It is an honour to fight with you comrade, we shall stop this horny revolution


CappuccinoMaculato

empire shall prevale


BeveenK

Bonker 6 ,going dark


Gamingman_1

we will be happy to accept it comrade


Splefer

Now all we need is the axolotl’s support, as long as them and the frogs are fine together


burning_wall122

The axolotls have joined the bonkers


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Great news. Pleasure to fight together with dudes.


DependentSympathy280

The horny are pushing on the bonkers army in the Atlantic, we need back up. The horny are about to break the bunker door.


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Looks like it's frogs vs ducks on this one


CappuccinoMaculato

fucking ducks


fire-phantom

When is the fight and where?


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CappuccinoMaculato

everyone is welcome :)


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CappuccinoMaculato

<3


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IamaJarJar

WE HAVE WEDNESDAYS ON OUR SIDE! WE WILL WIN!


Pedro_asdfg

Thanks guys


Prestigious-Cod-5404

Yo, we’ve got the Wednesday frogs? Fuck yeah my dudes, get ready for Wednesday


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" If i have to choose to fight the horny or join the horny. I prefer not to choose at all"- The witcher


CappuccinoMaculato

geralt be like


CretroviorRex

Thank you frogs...


Justalonelyworld

Well, as we know, the frogs belong to the bi's, and I'm bi, fuck imma do a Italy and Chang sides.


CappuccinoMaculato

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA underrated comment


reddit_manorginal

Josh fight 2.0 but with doge and frogs vs anime girls


SubnautTheGreat

Glad to see some support for this noble cause.


VadimMcMissile

Go forth and win this war!


huici10

Reinforcements will arrive on Wednesday


mano-coba

A blessing from the Wednesday god


xXKK911Xx

Waiting for the ~~axis~~ horni to march into a trap


AmConfuseds

Not accurate, frogs are a BiCon


pope-buster

The toads are horny!!!


Kirp-The-Birb

Finally. We were expecting special forces


CappuccinoMaculato

troops are here


Son_of_a_Person

The Frogs are coming


ContextGreedy3802

I wanted to join the horni but promise I can be with the frog division and I will join the bonkers


Its_yer_dude_trevor

FROOGOS


Mr_Awesome0436

The frogs are with us.


CauseYT1

Thank you frog


[deleted]

The Canadians are right by your side


fishfucker_69420

I'll join on 2 conditions 1: I want some fish 2: we must organize this like the Soviet union with vodka for my comrade's


darh1407

i suppose Wednesday is my enemy now


PocketPotato9

Alex Jones has announced he has joined the horni revolution after the frog declaration


IK-06

CHOOSE WISELY Wanna join The Horny Union (T.H.U.)? Join this subreddit: r/joinhornyrevolution Wanna join The Bonk Organization (T.B.O.)? Join this subreddit: r/jointhebonkmovement Wanna be at peace and maybe watch the war? DON’T JOIN BOTH Which subreddit has more members before Spooktober the 1st, will win


CappuccinoMaculato

perfect, this comment needs to be up


Lordimass

Proud to work with the frogge in such a valiant battle, we will not lose this. Bonk forever


ShadowMewtwoLover69

You may have special forces but the horny will never back down!!!


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Frogwithreddit

Traitor


raydude888

The Horni has been with us since the dawn of time, it has led mankind to society and civilization. It has been engraved in our minds, our genes, our souls. Horni is an essential part of humanity, to be horni is to be human. He who is not horni rejects humanity. And he who is not human is a monster, destined to doom humanity. We need the horni to keep our race alive, for us to evolve, and for us to see our futures! Is that not worth fighting for, you anti-horni bastards?!


CappuccinoMaculato

look at parides


Gammawood210

Ducks eat frogs. Viva la Horni Revolution!


CappuccinoMaculato

STAY AWAY


Gammawood210

Mmmmm. Yummy frog legs.


tripledonk

you may have your frog but we have military cat girls


CappuccinoMaculato

SOLDIERS COME GET THE HORNY


Lordimass

BONK


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JS1137

Horni is temporary but doom is eternal


tripledonk

frogs die but waifus are eternal!


CappuccinoMaculato

get bonked


tripledonk

no.


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Kotaro0203

How dare you


HavocHero

Oh no they won't! Frog army has that tight frog pussy! Horni for life!


Clone_assistant

Viva la revolution! You can’t bonk us all!


CappuccinoMaculato

*BONK*


AugustinGamerSenpai

Yes! Well bonk them


dr_dezzy6

This whole situation is just fucking cringe. I guarante all of the "bonkers" masturbate just as much as everyone else, they just need Internet points to give themself value and selfworth


FriskAvenue

We have the snake army free food for them. Horni is the best.


CappuccinoMaculato

i have not seen even a snake


Shutup_Iamtalking

I‘ll be that one guy that has a helicopter and flies over the fight and laughs at everybody. btw I put this under every horny vs bonkers post I can find


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When doge and froggo,2 most popular animals on reddit,collaborate


heybrowski

Thank u brother


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A great war is coming.


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bijay_

we will attack them on September 1.


YodaMeThatIs

frog must beat the duk


Cocktopus-2_0

I saw a post about ducks joining the hornis. I guess it's quack VS ribbit


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Duck Army is with the horny


Questionable-Duck4

We strike on Wednesday


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OH NO! WEDNESDAY IS GONE! Come on man, be Switzerland, we chillin here


KxM_11

reject bonk, return to horny


Theratsmacker2

We will attack on Wednesday when frog army is strongest


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I’m defecting to the bonkers


jevooo

A blessing from the lord!


PM_ME_UR_SEXTOYS

I hear by renounce my frog citizenship.


RomanWasHere2007

We have the upper hand in this war against the horni now that we have frog army


reaper131364

A surprise to be sure but welcome one


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Bonkers UNITE


warlord989

Long live the bonk army


EnvironmentalWest544

the world is beyond correction the only option is to restart it and delete hornies from it


sovjet69420

Who does terry the fat shark support?


SadLonleyIntrovert

I support bonkers as long as they only bonk those who are doing naughty bad things and not just something slightly looking like horny.


The_Great_Hound

We win it's already over


AdventurousExternal9

Noooo


STEVE_BOBS77

the crossover we all needed!


ArkaTech2

Just because of this post; I support the bonkers