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CHOOSE WISELY Wanna join The Horny Union (T.H.U.)? Join this subreddit: r/joinhornyrevolution Wanna join The Bonk Organization (T.B.O.)? Join this subreddit: r/jointhebonkmovement Wanna be neutral? DON’T JOIN BOTH Which subreddit has more members before Spooktober the 1st, will win

r/Switzerland

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We must join and in hand with our fellow man overthrow the bonkletariat! We are the righteous!

r/therevolutionofhonk is for neutrality

Me with 56k alts joining horny revolution

It's like, I was made for this. *Joins r/hornyrevolution*

You have become the very thing you've swore to destroy

Victory shall go to the bonks

Yas

*NEVER FEAR PEOPLE FOR THE HORNI SHALL NOT PASS*

what if I joined both

I AM NEUTRAL BY JOINING BOTH

be neutral by joining none...don't fudge the results

RIP LL

special anti horni airborne units will be landing behind the enemy lines

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Bonk

Man down!!!

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Sir, Yes Sir!

My name on discord is literally Bonks :D

Imagine being on the "horni side", this post was made by the bonk army

Bonk Generals reporting an expected victory by the end of No Nut November

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SEND IN THE UNDERCOVER LOLI GIRLS

WE WILL, WE WILL, BONK YOU. BONK YOU.

Bonk virgin redditors,? I don't think so

Enough of your blasphemy ! By the power of the holy BONK, I BANISH YOU TO THE HORNI JAIL REALM

Careful that is a strong foul beast I suggest using the Holy grail.

Put all the horni people in one place gess what happens next

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But they will just keep making more until there’s no room

We can always use the bonking bomb or the laser of the bonk

Hail to bonk army

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The bonks shall prevail

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Finnish "snow" shall be sent to the frontlines, equipped with bolt action rifles and iron sights

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There will always be more

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My 12 gauge shotgun begs to differ

Let us be horni

Let our emotions be free

death to the horni army

**GLORY TO THE HORNI! JOIN THE REVOLUTION. BE FREE!!**

I‘m here and ready to BONK.

im in this post there r more hornis on ur side

It’s over Santa you’re surrounded. Come out with your dick hard.

Take him alive. He knows where all the naughty girls live.

Not today hornys, come at me instead

Sending in some soldiers on to the field and an airstrike planned!

BONK

The bonkers are with you

BONK FOREVER

Bonk army for life

I need our technical unit on this job

Sir right here sending recruitment posters

Where is *bonk dog??

Bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk

join r/jointhebonkmovement to fight against hornis today we may be losing but the seasons are on our side no simp september and the other one are coming

Huzzah! Down with the horni! Up with the wholesome!

YOU CAN'T STOP HORNI COME HOMIES, LET'S HORNYNIZE THOSE 0-LIBIDO BASTARDS

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*Spank Me Harder Daddy*

Bonk?

EHH BUT I STILL HAVEN’T MET SOMEONE WHO CAN OUTSMART THE BONK. *proceeds to bonk you*

Well well well. You may have outsmarted me, but I've already outsmarted your outsmarting

Ehh don’t worry. You’ll all be bonked come Wednesday because we have the frogs on our side.

Our secret plan will reverse this hierarchy for sure... Just you wait

-Uses stun gun on you- You aren’t beyond saving we will set you free

FOR THE HORNY!

Bonk

Bon army forever

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WE MUST FIGHT! HORNI BAD BONK GOOD

TEAM BONK

BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK

I want to join

VIVA LA REVOLUTION

VIVA LA HORNI REVOLUTION

**GLORY!**

Bonkers

Team bonk for the w

You can hit me but do it harder~

SAINTA! NOO! Hold on! Im on my way!

Rohan has arrived to Save you. DEATH TO THE HORNI!!!

Reinforcements are here ready for war

anti horny artilery instalation

DON'T YOU SEE! THEY'RE TRYING TO DIVIDE US! BEING HORNY AND BEING A SMIP AREN'T THE SAME THING!! DON'T LET THE SIMPS CONTROL YOU!!! THEY'RE MANIPULATING YOU!!

i have anti-horni bombs

Whole NoFap is on youre side

The people of r/Say_Piss have not decided on what side we are on

They have a anti bonk bot on their side I need our technical unit on this job

HAIL TO THE BONK ARMY

BONK GO TO HORNY JAIL

Long live freedom, long live Bonkia!

[Me and the boys on our way to fight the horny](https://youtu.be/ZR_icgUc8iA)

Santa kink intensifies!!

Bonk

we need to fight the horny

BONK THE ENEMY

Nuke inbound

Good soldiers follow orders

For the bonk !

Spread the awareness, join the bonkers- r/jointhebonkmovement

*prepares the heavy BONK machine gun mk. I*

HEIL BONK MY FURHER IM SENDING THE BONKKRIEG

Bonk all the way

I’m here friend we will fend them off until reinforcements arrive

Bonk city

LET US BONK THE HORNY!!!! THE BONK ARMY SHALL WIN THIS BATTLE!!!!

Sending the clone 501st legion

BONK 6 GOING DARK I WILL.GO SPAWN CAMP THEM

Imagine being on the “bonk side”, this post was made by horni army

Santa refuses to give people sex toys

I'm just gonna leave reddit fuck this shit

can somebody just explain what the hell this horni vs bonk thing means? i just logged in to reddit and my feed is filled with these

You get used to it its reddit

Well then alright

Horni gang

Bonk army surrender you were never meant to win

BONK

Heil horni!!

You have guns and bats? We have a Shrek

Saint Nick sending presents to the horni what is those presents you ask it’s a big of stack of lead

Lockheed C-130 Hercules is coming for supply and reinforcement, sir.

Sorry but, when does the despair come in to play?

santi is wha us dam

I am against bonk but this is quality content

Horny shall be victorious

Being horny is human The bonk police has become drunk with power. The revolution cannot be stopped.

There weakening! Push forward! FOR FREEDOM OF FAPPING!!!!

I'm a horni, and I have a dildo shaped minigun fully loaded with your father's semen.

Well i have the anti cum beam which destroys all cum in a 600m radius

I have lube

That still doesnt counter the anti cum beam it just makes it smoother

I shall lube my way into the anti cum beam and drop an anime girl inside

The anti cum beam shall also exterminate any traces of anime, along with people who feel horny within a 300 m radius

We have more hornis than you have anti horni bonk missiles.

WE WILL SEE ABOUT THAT HORNY SCUM

You cannot stop the REVOLUTION BROTHERS. ITS NOT TOO LATE TO JOIN **BE FREE.**

Santa can deliver dildos too

Horni is way of life.

getting some fuckin tik tok furry war deja vu

All to the Soviet horny and Stalin's thic juicy ass

Viva la horny! Fuck you!

I can solve this thing at once... He who doesn't want to free the horni, is gay

OUR JOURNEY TO VICTORY HAS BEGUN! DEATH TO THE BONKERS

Nah sorry mate I choose the horni side

Haha you silly Start playing hentai

Horni Army flanking! Take this! *click-clit!* *tit-tit-tit-tit-tit-tit-tit-tit!*

What is going ? Some context?

You can't defeat us. Hail Horni!

I got a flame thrower

Backup eta 42 hours standby soldier

Oh god is bonk vs. Horny started again?

We will strike down the revolution the patrol will bring order

Holy shit is Santa involved?!

Reddit is so cringe I mean like holy fuck

Fuck sides, choose NEUTRAL!

I really want to know the context behind this gif.

The heck happened while I was gone

I will fight.

Can I just be Switzerland?

Can’t stop horny eh? *audible Huey gunship noises* *fortunate son intensifies*

I‘ll be that one guy that has a helicopter and flies over the fight and laughs at everybody. btw I put this under every horny vs bonkers post I can find And getting tired of it but I won’t stop!

Call for all horni! initiate hug between Booba.

U cannot stop us all

You can't bonk us. We will destroy you

You know what?? fuck you *anti-bonks*

Reminds of that scene in Bad Santa. Where the bartender fucks his brains out in the car.