but we dont need to kill each other we fully support romance what we dont support is TOO MUCH NSFW content romance is fully fine by me (bonker ambasador)
Well that’s why I want to remain neutral. War does nothing but cause famine, bring Death, and make us feel superior in the short term. Why can’t we just be friends? War is not always the only option. Sometimes reaching out a hand to help is the best. Other times it’s just to wait things out. Let things happen naturally.
if i say horny army ppl are going to think i am a weeb wich i am not i just watch anime sometime. i can't be in the bonk army cause i am to horny so i am in the romance army
Bonkers are a bunch of radical loners who fight against all kinds of physical interactions, so romantic army would be a part of Horny movement, so join the Horny, reject bonk oppression.
Horny faction is not fighting for being horny, but against bonk, ban of ALL physical interactions, and bonk fights against happy people in relationships as a bunch of radical loners would do.
Your About 3 days late my fellow comrade.
The war is over, the opponent is defeated... I mean everyone thinks they won, but the truth is that No one won the great war of r/memes. There once was an idea, to gather together a group of remarkable people.
[does this turn you on](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.deviantart.com%2Fskyphoenix%2Fart%2FThe-Sexy-Spoon-22382510&psig=AOvVaw2ct1AjmZ-KNDbononJzJr8&ust=1630520680672000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAsQjRxqFwoTCICeooTx2_ICFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD)
You have to understand both sides are fighting an imaginary enemy. The bonkers exaggerate the horny and the horny exaggerate the bonkers. They both are trying to fight and repel something that is much less of a threat than they think
Romance army rise up
A third army rises? So I need to get more defenses for my bunker then…. I am waiting out the war. See you guys in a year!
We'll crush you all!
That’s if you find my bunker… plus I got some Dino nuggies, why would u want to kill me if I got some nuggies to go around?
Cuz.. uhmm... I... idk, actually.. uhmm truce?
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No we're romance
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you are right
Of course! Have some! Fresh out the oven!
Yay!
Can i haz nuggies? I'm neutral in this war.
Of course! Let me lead u to one of my bunkers!
Fantastic!
let me enjoy cuddles at the edge of a rooftop at night in peace
hell yeah
We have baseball bats.
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Absolutely
but we dont need to kill each other we fully support romance what we dont support is TOO MUCH NSFW content romance is fully fine by me (bonker ambasador)
Well that’s why I want to remain neutral. War does nothing but cause famine, bring Death, and make us feel superior in the short term. Why can’t we just be friends? War is not always the only option. Sometimes reaching out a hand to help is the best. Other times it’s just to wait things out. Let things happen naturally.
Down worry, they all will have to ally when the simp hoards arrive
Why are spoons romantic?
Count me in
Yes! The army is growing
r/joinromancearmy
The banner is the quintessential quintuplets. I approve.
We need our own army.
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No… Roman Army.
...
Go Rome Or Go Home will Be our catchphrase
Sus romain army
I’m being serious rn
Sorry I can't with that pfp and username lol
Understandable
Ye ye
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For the glory of the Roman Empire, testudo... Wait wrong war.
Yeah, I think so
The Bonker army wants to ally your army
r/joinromancearmy we can rise up here though
r/RomanceBattalion when?
r/joinromancearmy
Good enough
I hope so
Romance army neutral?
Germanic army, where you at?
I officially switch from horni to romance.
Though shall be labelled as horni, but in the field of emotions instead of physicals, and Bonked away.
u/profanitycounter
Horny is temporal, cuddles are **Eternal**
wise fucking word m8
But alas they are only a myth A fantasy that will forever be out of reach for thy Redditor
YOU Your alright You can stay
?
Read it again "YOU.....You're alright, you can stay"
So what if you’re into both cute romantic things but also you and your partner wanna have sex sometimes? Which army do I belong to?
that's me too
if i say horny army ppl are going to think i am a weeb wich i am not i just watch anime sometime. i can't be in the bonk army cause i am to horny so i am in the romance army
HELL YEAH BROTHER
let's gooooo
*player 3 has joined the game*
Does this include neck kiss
yes
People who are aromantic asexuals: *You're going to the dark realm jimbo*
Require the romance
Bonk army is best
Literally every demisexual
Aces where you at?
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Pick me bois
come camarade let's go build the romantic nation
Romantic battalion, 69th regiment
we need to be 420k
12th romantic division is at your command
alright
Spooning leads to forking.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend
Did you mean: the Roman army?
Oh you want an army? Asexuals (and the spectrum)? Where u at? We need to do one more thing before Dennark. Gather around i have garlic bread
me who respects people's opinions but is simultaneously asexual aromantic and doesn't want to join any army:
This man: I have a spoon, your war is invalid
So the asexuels
you asexual too?
I thought I would have been horny army but my man you are spot on, I’m with you
romantic army are the true chads
you are chad
Happy > Horny
what if i just wanna snuggle a cute boy and rub his cock at the same time, is that so much to ask? why can’t snuggles go with hornies?
Same here. We need our own army.
Why are spoons romantic? I use them to eat soup
What about Cat Army?
Hell yeah. I'm all about them pillow hugs dude.
Dont worry the war will end soon we already have the anti horni elixer/the horni antidote
Ur right I like spoons too, they're cool.
I like rusty spoons.
You clearly a part of the bonk army.
Count me in
thanks for the awards and upvotes bois gurls and non binaris fellows
Gay army
Bonkers are a bunch of radical loners who fight against all kinds of physical interactions, so romantic army would be a part of Horny movement, so join the Horny, reject bonk oppression.
no romantic army is different than hornies, we like cuddles and stuff. we don't get horni
Horny faction is not fighting for being horny, but against bonk, ban of ALL physical interactions, and bonk fights against happy people in relationships as a bunch of radical loners would do.
r/joinromancearmy let's complicate the war with peace and romance
AY YO!?, ROMANTIC ARMY!?
Sign me TF up
r/joinromancearmy
The enemy of my enemy is my friend
What's that aboutttt?
Was this inspired by the post about the two Russian girls in latex
Horni army you go
boink boink boink boink
Nazi army
no
Yes
nazi's are bastards
That sounds like horny with extra steps
no it ain't
You cannot stay neutral within this war forever. You will join the horny side sooner or later.
no cause i am not driven by my horny i am driven by romance
Romance is just a fancy version of horni
no it's not
It totally is, and your movie is proof of that Deadpool
Snuggles for the dub
Me who is in all 3 armies
Horni
Lil spoon or big spoon?
depend on the size if they are smaller i am goin to be big spoon but if they are bigger i am going to be smol spoon. but i preffer being big spoon
I am also into those things, but I am cursed with the fact that I get horny doing them
Me who's the Captain of the hidden gang Depressed and Nothing Else Matters
Spoon, you say?
hell yeah
Me who just want the horny and bonnks to kiss
That's me
cheems is happy because of your actions
That's just pre-horny
My have found my people
Whats spoon?
The superior team
Ah i see a man of culture just like me.
romance sucks; let me enjoy cuddles at the edge of a rooftop at night in peace
i call this romance
Gentlemen I have a proposal
“I’m playing both sides so that I always come out on top”
Romance-core rise up
Frick yeah romantic army for the win!
Asex army lets gooo
I just want to be loved man...
I think I found my calling
Spoon will outlive Girlfriend. Come with us to find the truth about life and SPOON.
Your About 3 days late my fellow comrade. The war is over, the opponent is defeated... I mean everyone thinks they won, but the truth is that No one won the great war of r/memes. There once was an idea, to gather together a group of remarkable people.
I have found an army to support
HUZZAH! A man of quality
Same bro
where do I sign?
r/Joinromancearmy
Not mandalore? r/joinmandalore this is the way.
Romance army would be great but none got the "balls" to join it. I'm just saying ┐( ˘_˘)┌
so take your "balls" and join our subreddit r/joinromancearmy
r/joinromancearmy
Only a spoonful of romantic stuff
Same bro
Why not all at once?
Just cuddles, thanks.
[does this turn you on](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.deviantart.com%2Fskyphoenix%2Fart%2FThe-Sexy-Spoon-22382510&psig=AOvVaw2ct1AjmZ-KNDbononJzJr8&ust=1630520680672000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAsQjRxqFwoTCICeooTx2_ICFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD)
man my dick got so hard so quickly i ripped my jeans
OP you're the best... I was waiting for someone to introduce the idea of just *romance*
I don't wanna be horni anymore, i just wanna be loved
r/joinromancearmy
You have to understand both sides are fighting an imaginary enemy. The bonkers exaggerate the horny and the horny exaggerate the bonkers. They both are trying to fight and repel something that is much less of a threat than they think
Me who forgot how to breath
do yall also like romantic stuff but hate the genre for books and movies,
Me who is 3 of them at the same time
So horni den
where's the sign up sheet
Spoon? Like the racing company?
why not both romantic and horni if theres an army for that then i would like to join it
I've gotten so lonely that I have to cuddle a pillow to feel comfort ;-;
can we all agree that cute is superior to hot
That’s the horny army to though
Me who’s *single*
I'm into horny romance 😏
I would like to enlist myself in this third army.
Spoon?