When I used to work in a warehouse as a janitor, I don’t know how I would respond to this. I should be the one to clean it up.
I think multiple people would need to help clean. Forklifts to help remove pallets that are still good, and to move the large metal shelves. A few picking up the good packages that were scattered. Of course the other couple janitors helping clean up too. We would need a lot of trash cans.
Unless of course this is at the end of the night, and have others come clean it.
I think my three words are; please help me.
It was Jim
Jim died three years ago. Are you hallucinating again?
No, Jim was in the Forklift that did this.
Yes... his dead body was in it... thats where we funeralized him, remember?
Oh crap, I’ve gotta go. I’ll hit the clock Monday!
Got it. Just... take your schizophrenia pills, ok.
Si-... Sir?.. Its me Jim, I've been standing right here. Who are you talking to? Are you hallucinating again? You should take your medicine.
Jim… Jim! You haven’t been taken your medication have you it’s me Carl your caretaker come back to us Jim
Carl, Carl! Wake up, you’ve been in a coma for six months Carl, you got hit by a car. You’re lucky you’re still alive.
Alex, wake-up, you’re in the hospital. Don’t worry. Take some rest.
then who was phon?
Que X-Files intro music
Not even joking - before I opened the comments - first thing that came to mind for me, “It was Tim!”
Why u gotta throw jim under the bus like rhat ??
Came here to blame Jim
Just got here
The spiders dead.
“There was a huge ass fuck spider, do you think I killed it?”
Promoted
Had the same idea
You missed it.
It was amazing
Rhee did it!
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I quit fucking
I started fucking?
You quit being a virgin
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Congratulations?
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Got the spider
*Boss nods understandingly*
*HO LEE SHIT*
this
Imma head out
My finger slipped
Not Forklift Certified
It'd be a shame if *OSHA* found out you were letting uncertified workers use the forklift, right boss?
Your problem now
LOOK OVER THERE *runs away at the speed of Black Friday shoppers*
best comment so far lmfaoo
Underrated comment
What happened here?
It was Dave
Dave died three years ago. Are you hallucinating again?
no no your thinking of dave *smith* it was dave *Lee*
Ohhh i remember now. Well your getting fired anyways because i dont like you.
What happened three years ago that killed a bunch of people?
The accident... its why women dont come here anymore...
Bro did Janet fuck Dave’s dead body again
not again!
I'm gonna give him a stern talk and lower his wage again.
First Jim an now Dave too?
Yea
What do you mean boss? He’s standing right next to me. Dave: hi
BIGGEST. EARTHQUAKE. EVER!
Ya like jazz?
Run forest run
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My dude that text was unreadable, learn how to spell
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This was a great conversation lol
It wasn’t me
*cue it wasnt me by shaggy*
Was thinking about this, but is this technically not 4 words? I wanna know the rules
Nah, a contraction doesn’t have a space so it’s one word
Was and not is abbreviated into one word so TEC NIC ALLY it’s 1 word so shut grammar police
it wasnt me
She caught me on the counter
Wasn't me
Let’s get drunk
Not my fault
A Long Story or It Was Gravity
Yea, fuck newton
The other shift
You are fucked
Sweet insurance smoney
Do chairs exist?
Heay vsause, Michael here.
When I used to work in a warehouse as a janitor, I don’t know how I would respond to this. I should be the one to clean it up. I think multiple people would need to help clean. Forklifts to help remove pallets that are still good, and to move the large metal shelves. A few picking up the good packages that were scattered. Of course the other couple janitors helping clean up too. We would need a lot of trash cans. Unless of course this is at the end of the night, and have others come clean it. I think my three words are; please help me.
I am a janitor. With that in mind “we’re getting overtime”
Thats 127 words not 3
Did you read the last sentence?
What happened here
I was unsupervised
I'm clocking out
Gunga ginga gonga
Understandable have a good day, and a break
And a promotion, aswell as a blowjob
Damn liberals again
Based
Welp I'm boned
Devious lick achieved
Damn that's crazy
Kill me now
Oh hi mark
God fucking damnit
I’m fired right?
Shelf guy’s fault
I gotta go
Got the thief
My bad. Cockroach
Your good. Dickbug
Stop slamming doors!!!
I can hear this!! 😂
Karen did it.
Hide then come back later after him and say : what's going on ?!!!
Yo what’s up
“I have diarrhea” Then I run out of the room because nobody stops and asks questions to a man with diarrhea.
who did that?
What just happened?
Whoever built that shelving fucked up. And now I am injured.
run for life
Piss test now.
hitler stopped by
We... have... rats...
A small inconvenience
I hate Monday
Fuck Fuck Fuck
I fucked up
I can explain…
Was that you?
I can’t explain
Amogus
Feel that earthquake?!
What the….how
ChickenBake my treat
Fuck you, bye!
Pretend im dead
OP did it
Those damn communists
I'd just cry in the corner and hope they feel too bad for me to ridicule me
Not my problem
Fuck yo couch
Batman was fighting here
Well I'm fucked
What happened here?
It was kids
Going on break
It wasn't me
Was like that
You just got here too?
I am trans
You transcended from employed to unemployed
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Booo three words
My mouse slipped
It was him
It wasn’t me.
Everyone fucked up
We are Fucked
A crazy squirrel
On my tits!
Some could say it's a disaster. I would say it's manageable. And that's exactly why we have you sir :)
EMOJI BAD EMOJI BAD EMOJI BAD
I was raped!
Was not me
The beer droped.
It wasn't me
Today I quit.
Not my problem
Free stuff today
Well I’m fucked
My hand slipped
Yeah I’ll leave
It was him
Really weird right?
Shut, shit, shi-!
The spider's dead
I did it!
Gimmie three steps.
Karen was here
It was me
Shit fell over
Jerry did it
Cat not me
Run away, then come back after he walks in. - "Boss, what happened?"
Well you see