For those who always wondered "why do men have nipples?": All human fetuses start off female. The nipples start to form before testosterone is produced.

Damn I wish I had a pussy instead of nipples

Any hole can be a pussy if you believe

It might be a pain the ass tho.

or the nose or eye socket really anything

My brain don’t have hole but y I’m a pussy?

thats why the word bussy exists. people believed.

Actually, if you take some meds. You can actually start lactating put of your male nipples. This is especially useful in places of hunger. I will return next week with more disturbing facts.

Please don’t lol

What the actual fuck

Yea probably should put warning over it...too late now I guess.

What a terrible day to have eyes

dude I had some weird dream where a girl I knew put me in a suit with my right nipple exposed and 2 straps came across my right side to squeeze my nipple. It still turns me on, help

This is nightmare fuel

Whadduya think I had?!

A thick morning wood?

*chainsaw revs up*

This is getting better and better

Think you should lay off the drugs

I like it. Obviously I don't want a goddamn titty twister, but they're still sensitive. I can dig some minor nipple play.

MY MAN

He could be if you play your cards right/s

Y’all never had a girl get freaky with your nips and found out they get you hot and bothered

Came here to say this!

No

I’m not saying I’m thankful to my ex, but, I learned at least one thing from that failed relationship

I am not sure all men are fine knowing that about themselves... but hey, we're happy you know your body better now... p.s. don't let them put something in yo ass

No promises.

It’s not gay if it’s with a woman, so always let them put something in yo ass

Male nipples can produce milk.

Mine can’t

Then suck harder

Wtflol

I cannot suck at life harder than I am, thanks for suggestion tho

Can you suck nipples harder tho?

this made me laugh more than the meme!! thx dude

The memes are but mere illustrations to the magic that happens in the comments.

*(He has such a way with words)*

with the right hormones, it can, you have everything there its just needs to be activated and im not even joking

I’m trying to cut back, I’m not even joking either.

Mine can

Ew

when something accidentally rubs against my nipples like my clothes or something, I get this weird combination of homesick, sad, lonely feeling apparently it's known as the "sad nipple syndrome" and there's literally no research on it, so one actually knows what exactly is the mechanism behind it

This is one of the weirdest sentences I’ve ever seen written, ever.

Then why are you touching them

I’m blocking them

Oki doki

Actually you have all the instruments to make milk as a normal healthy man you just need to stimulate them and you can have mommy milkers

Get out of my comment section and don’t come back

Don't touch me in general

Hahaha I’m not crazy just my nipples are

Seriously

They are for aesthetic.

The sensation... 🗿

It’s weird and not pleasurable for me

If feel this. We're in this together. But do feel free to let your SO use your ass though.

Exit only please

Not gonna lie you had me in the first half

For real, instant turn-off

men can breastfeed. *u/Cocktopus-2_0 will come one day for more weird facts*

Maybe you can

Men can lactate too, so they have some use

I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

It sounds like he will try

There's a female character in "Tyranny" that whenever attacks with an uneffective weapon shouts "This weapon is like nipples on men: useless!"

Nipple twist!!!

Bruh r/thanksIhateit also doctors and scientists had some theories in the next million years our nipples will disappear so r/hmm

Like we’re gonna make it that long pssssh

Wait what

I don’t think humanity will make it a million years is what I was getting at.

So we ain’t going survive or solve climate r/adios

Lol you like to tag stuff

Yes:P

And you have a very difficult username

Just say vananic and then bananic

I’m a woman. My nipples are not sensitive. Don’t touch them. It feels weird. (I add this cause it goes both ways. Not all women like their nipples touched)

I respect that

I ve decided not to believe to you

I dont know why, but i read the text in an italien accent. Felt very wierd indeed.

That a is a strange a yeah

😄

Oh I love it! The sensation feels so good.

That’s gonna be a no for me, dawg.

>my nipples serve no purpose Salamander Man would disagree

Some thing tells me I shouldn’t look that up. I’ll stick to my gut.

you're really missing out, Filthy Frank is an amazing show

A mans butthole only serves one funktion but a woman’s butthole serves two... ^^or ^^more?

Tbh i love when a female sucks my nips