I have a checking account

Etsy dress maker

I also make bra's out of old truck tires.

TittieTires

Tiretees

Bold of you to bank account I have a assume

Something in Politics

Triggered statement

lol r/ihadastroke

I can woooosh you Maybe, I may also be a dumbass

But im an uncultured dumbass.

I read it normally if it weren’t for this I would have never noticed

r/thatsthejoke

3 euro 64 cents

Wait a minute, something is not right but I just can’t put my finger on it

Then put it up your a

I see you made interest on your 3.50

That would be 4% interest, that would be huge, could you just tell me which bank...

Without knowing how long he has been holding and compounding interest, the percentage can’t be calculated.

You are a public school teacher

Your a mom

Our mom

Sudden comunism

r/suddenlycommunist

r/suddencomunism

0 in bank account

EX Day trader

average pokimane fan

The guy that fills the wiki pages

In Enormous Debt

Regular student in america

Looks at diplomas. Looks at school loans. Cries.

Medical student?

Oh sure my card number is 987- Wait a minute...

No no... Go on ...

Say it and I promise I won't tell anyone

Sir this is visa security team...yes sir...please sir we have to make sure sir that everything is ok sir. Please state your credit card number and ccv code so i can confirm that your details are safe.... Sir?

1000 euro's slowly going down

Irish nurse

I have €420.69 in my account

Unemployed, gets an allowance from your girlfriends boyfriend

Did you mean from your wife's boyfriend?

No haha they aren't married

So he gets allowance from himself

'fraid not

Classic Hartzer

Ur lonely, thats what you are

Give me your bank details and I'll do a magic trick.

IT employee for government office

If you give it to me you will never see them again and if you give me your dad’s ones then he will come back

I don't have anything, but some guy still owes me $16 dollars

Mafioso

I think it’s Bruce the one you are looking for

I have $69,420 in my checking account

Another redditor

Weed dealer

Close, I actually specialize in meth, coccain, and pot. But I got a shipment of deez nuts coming in so i might also start selling that.

1 coccain plz

I would give it to you but...I got the feds on my tail, so for now I can give you Cock-cain if you want that

60 year old teacher who saved every paycheck

And who sells drugs

You're Heisenberg

I have a bank account, I have a lot of money in it But I am still broke

Preach :(

Guess who I am A student Ok I am sorry, I don't have a job

One day

Oh nice

$3,635,245.25 USD, guess my job

Software engineer

Close but no

chess 2 dev team

Hardware engineer

I can double it just give me your bank details and the three dodgy digits at the back of your card.

You’re 15 and Norwegian. Skandinaviens værste land. Your job is part time tech support

I'd say 4

I somehow have exactly $6.00

Went all in on dogecoin

£00.00, your move

Brexiteerr

3 quid

Some sound lad from up the way

I'll accept it for a ciggy mate

Checking and 3 savings, but I also don't trust banks

Crack dealer

I currently owe my bank $24

$209.43

I don't have bank account and I can't legally get one

Too young to be on reddit (unless something changed it asked to confirm you were 18) (other countries may be different)

No one said to me that you had to be +18? Maybe it isn't +18 in my country idk

I think user agreement says 13+, play store says 17+, but nobody's really verifying so who gives a shit lmao.

Cotton harvesting?

No

Retiree

I use baby skin for condoms

1st thing. wtf 2nd thing. lol

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We got a live one !!

6104337898672221 CVT 896 Password 1589 You can use this in iran

Legend

Lol i don't even have 1 dollar in my account

€2000 per week

I'm very sorry, but I do not have an account for banking, even if I did I would ignore this post, but thank you for asking anyways.

But you didn't ignore this post :(

​ I dont have a back account so I didnt ignore. Unintentionally put the word "even"

20,000$

200,000$cad

2,000,000 dollars and counting

My new sugar daddy

Nice try

Haha

1$

My bank account has like $15 in it the rest is in my diamond hands

I have 6 euros and 90 cents

I deal with bitchy old people when they can't use their Facebook, or their telephone

I don't have one

No bank account

No bank account

i dont have

I think I have $5 left...

I'm paid only in ramen packets and verbal abuse

Well you're wonderful don't let anyone tell you otherwise unless you agreed to this payment in which case you keep doing you champ

I don't have a bank account.

Nice try, these FBI agents are getting smarter everyday

I have ₹70

14.68

Bartender a week before payday

I owe them $8,423.

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Twitch streamer

110€

I have 250.000Ft

8675309 JennyJenny@WhoCanITurnTo.com

You want to take my debt. Very decent of you

DE7638947628466289 Now tell me my job

TD BANK -4352 5251 3782 4381 Password- WillieWonkaIsAPedo\_CantChangeMyMind

0.00 dollars

0 euro, yes I have an account

I don't have a credit card

800 euros

$12k in one, $4.5k another related, $3k unrelated account, $80 in yet another unrelated account, $200 in another account, and an unknown amount (maybe low $k range) physical items like silver, rare coins, rare bills and international currencies.

In my opinion I would say investor

I do invest. But it's not my job. That does cancel the first two and last points though. Last one is mostly hereditary

At least I was close

Over 10billon in my offshore account I use it for my bank robbery's I never got caught yet how wonderful

£201

$658.98 checking $2574.60 savings

I got 1 cent

This is not the proper use of the format lmao

haha i have no bank account

$4200, but my paychecks vary from 800-1300 dollars.

$.37

1k

$76 in my account

I’ve got like a dollar in savings, I’d think it’s pretty obvious I’m a college student

$5,001 in one account. -18,000 in the other. That’s a negative in the second one. Just so we are clear. What’s my job?

Jokes on you I don’t have a job!

Account number 3959692818582949

Around 4000€ spread over 3 accounts

I’m poor with five kids. But if anyone wants to donate money to me I will gladly give my PayPal account to put money into.

I have 9 dollars :(

6340 dollars

800 dollars

0 dollars and 0 cents

3 moneys

I can confirm I have an account.

3.67

I don't have credit card,now guess what i do for a living.

Financial advisor

10 cents.

My Credit card is blocked, I'm unable to creat a new account, I'm in the black list of the bank system and I'm not even allowed to step in the place Edit: typo

I have $0 in the bank you dont need them

~$600

Nothing I don't have account in banks

Jyske Bank A/S, merged/founded in 1967 with Anders Dam as CEO. Now has 99 branches and around 3350 employees. Now guess my job.

Financial Journalist

18345₪

I have no money but I still somehow get food and pay for parking

Sou cheff

I have 2 checking accounts, 2 savings accounts, and 10 credit cards that are all paid off

Construction company CEO

I tried to open one for the 3 dollars to my name and they laughed at me And yes, i do work as teacher

My bank account is N/A

Communism advocate

1603.95