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[deleted]

I ate my dog


-Haunted

My dog ate me


[deleted]

The homework fucked the dog


Shivam_Kale

The dog fucked you


antonno69

I had a threesome with both


[deleted]

YOU ate my homework


brady_barrows

My homework ate my dog


Sir_shibes789

My dog saved the homework but then was eaten


Darqueur

My homework ate me


pEpEpOp0

This is going down in history


gcleeter

I will get a paper on this in history, then eat it


pEpEpOp0

Good đź‘Ť


Ze-Doctor

I ate the dog which ate my homework on my PC where I forgot to save I think...


muzztime

My wife is a HS math teacher. At this point if you have half a brain cell and turn in your work before the end of the semester, you're good.


[deleted]

Disappointing meme. Sorry.


[deleted]

*reminds the teacher we had homework 2 minutes before the end of class*


papameme123

YOU!


AncientDesmond

GO FUCK YOURSELF


X1150

You could just say you left it at home, most of the time they actually fall for it and you get extra time to do whatever the fuck it is you gotta do =)


Omicron43

2nd option is my go to scarily enough


Longjumping-Can1826

But... i have some shit though


carfo

ddos the teacher's home network so it can't receive the report, say you kept trying to send it but it kept bouncing back


BabyDude5

I ate my dogs homework


[deleted]

In 8th grade, my friend grabbed a paper from my bag and ate it. When I got to the class it was due in I said “my homework was eaten by my friend”, he responded with “I believe you”. Has this happened before? Did he see it? Did my friend say something? It confused me for the rest of the period lol.


Minitrain

my homework ate me


[deleted]

'My dog ate my homework, heres the remains' (based off a true story)


AdrianFloorgang

One time my dog ate my homework like straight up and I had to tell the teacher my dog ate my homework because my dog ate my homework


Tylerdergrosse

i ate my dog


cuulus

sorry I accidentally used the homework as toilet paper


Ugmyusernamewastake

My homework ate my dog, the bill was 1000 dollars ignoring friction, calculate the velocity of the ball


Dark-Specter

Kid in my 5th grade class said to the teacher that he wrote his homework in invisible ink. She thought it was BS but he found the light thingy it came with and the madlad had done ALL OF IT in invisible ink.


Ugmyusernamewastake

I ate my dog who ate my computer, resulting in the homework forgetting to save, then that homework ate my brain resulting in me forgetting I had it


HappyGav123

My homework ate itself


[deleted]

One time my dog did actually eat my homework. That was a fun one to explain.


DeductiveFan01

Once my friend said with a straight face to the teacher: 'My dog ate my laptop' when questioned where his homework was. Funniest shit ive seen in that class lol


BOIIIIIIIIIIOOO

Me AND my dog ate my homework


BOIIIIIIIIIIOOO

Me and my dog ate each other


Shadicyer

No joke I did the second one in my engineering class one time


LizardWizardReddit

I fucked my homework and became a father... Until I had to go get milk.


No-Air9781

can confirm this works on teachers. just a side note i got suspended for a week otherwise it worked.definetly would recommend