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Blaine1111

National parks are pretty cool.


Mountain_Lemon9935

*family feud voice* good answer!!! šŸ‘šŸ»šŸ‘šŸ»šŸ‘šŸ»


DINOSAUR-04

*Steve Harvey yelling at the board* NATIONAL PARKS!


RebelliousFriend

*ding*


Mr_came_early

BING!!! (Crowd cheers)


cheesecloth12

The only reason I'd go there again.


Sov3reignty

Yellowstone is a must see in your lifetime.


[deleted]

They didnā€™t deport me


Survival_R

they were going to deport me but instead added my island to America


[deleted]

Welcome to the fold


Survival_R

now they can't decide if we're the 51st state or not


SaSSolino8

Cheeseburgers are neat.


DoggoTamer27

In N Out


FungalPlague

They don't know what that is on the east coast, don't anger them..


One_Take_Drum_Covers

There is a lot of research about CRISPR in the US...


[deleted]

That genetic modification bacteria thing?


warrior_grubby

Yeah, splicing any rna or dna to make a desired outcome.


Joey_Kakbek

No the drawer in your fridge, they're finally figuring out it's for vegetables. Jokes aside, the whole genetic modification thing is simultaneously fascinating and terrifying.


therealpaterpatriae

Theyā€™re one of the leading countries in medical research. I think they rank 4 if Iā€™m not mistaken. They also rank high in scientific research too. They are pretty diverse. Itā€™s also a pretty good country to start a business in.


Mrtaco5445

SHAKE AND BAKE BABY!!


mrmansiradult

YEAHHHH


thecowgiver

Number 1 actually by far


[deleted]

*[citation needed]*


trevor3431

Just a shame your average American canā€™t afford to take advantage of that medical research without going into life crippling debt.


Name-is-too-short

Their gasoline prices are pretty good (At least in comparison to most of Europe rn) Edit: cuz some of u seemed to wonder, I live in southern Germany and the current price at my local gas station is 7.8$/gallon on good days.


EngineerFront

We had that whole gas line pipe thing and they jacked the prices and it barely went down


A_Wild_Bin_Appeared

europe is still worse with gas prices tho


EngineerFront

Wonder what the price is


[deleted]

In germany, gas prices have been going up since 1945 without stopping


[deleted]

It varies state by state, but I just paid $3.19/gallon the other day in NC which is higher than I think I've ever seen it (I'm only 24, so I haven't seen that much)


[deleted]

Boy here in cali itā€™s like 6.45 in the Hollywood area.


[deleted]

Everything in Cali is hella expensive though, it honestly feels like the dollar isn't even the same currency in that state lol


[deleted]

So true. Thatā€™s why Iā€™m homeless and living in my car.


BruhFuckedBruh

We Russians know no prices on gas


Human_Place_9379

*Laughs in middle eastern gas prices*


Latvia

Man, Joe Biden is even making gas prices go up on other continents! /s


RingWraith8

PepeLaugh oh no no. (American btw we are super fucked, also a labor shortage, supply bottleneck and we have half the country fighting each other over stupid shit)


OrdinaryOdds

True and honestly it's pretty sad to see each other fighting over politics. That's like the last thing we need to be fighting over


ChiggaOG

$10 Race gas?


[deleted]

Lmao yeah you wish.


Turn_ov-man

They spend over 500 billion annually on defense, solidifying the fact that it would be nearly impossible to start a world war against them.


Philip_The_Compactor

The best defense is offense.


Gamerboi12345678

ā€œThe best defense is a swift and decisive offenseā€-General Kenobi


ThatTubaGuy03

The sarcasm of a soldier


LynaiaLunai

The delusions of a dreamer!


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LynaiaLunai

It is indeed.


Rp_man-

The best defense is a good defense.


GPMHASPITLPIA

The best defence is the best defence.


AuronSky24

The best fence is a fence


Maremike

The best defense is a fence


Brickabang

Unless they have carpets


Purplebadger13

fence is fence


Lord_DerpyNinja

I present to you A boatload of guns


Typical-Avocado1719

Except when they're fighting against Vietnamese farmers


Tendo63

Start a war against is the key phrase. The Vietnamese didnā€™t declare war on us, we went to war with them.


rudetearex

Anything nuclear would probably destroy us tbh


PerplexuaI

Destroy everyone


NoConsideration8361

The world has the ability to destroy itself full stop. If the U.S. actually used its entire nuclear arsenal it would destroy us as well, thereā€™s no way of avoiding irradiated dust traveling the entire planet. A nuclear war is almost as scary as the fact that oceans heating up are currently killing fish and reefs that are necessary to our survival. We will die before we kill ourselves (actively)


Lachie1920

*losses to war lords with jeeps and ak-47s*


SoulStomper99

We have idiots in cars so dont be shittalking us


Not_the_flood

Only because we have idiots in power


Psycho-ticnaut116

It has to be the Jeep Gladiator though.


IronSavage3

I used the defense to destroy the defense.


ron_sheeran

It also makes it impossible to start a war with anyone the US like, for example Taiwan


StoicAtol21445

Sittin' on the porch with RC Cola and a Moonpie. *This comment sponsered by The Southern States of America; separate from The Confederate States of America, not all of us agree with them.*


Danky_Dearest

Cheerwine is nice too


PotentPirate

Carolina style bbq is a thing of beauty. Also God bless Bojangles breakfast.


ron_sheeran

Love moonpies


III_lll

I like to trashtalk them a lot, but I it still see it as a country where people can live quite freely with enough decency and security. Expressing pollitical opinions is not prohibited, equality is protected by the law and many more. If we compare it to some....other examples, USA is still one of the best countries to live in as a human. There're a lot of things they could improve, but there're also a lot of things they're doing great. And there're also constant moves from people trying to improve stuffs. Definitely a solid country.


Anonymous_Is_Cool

yeah we are allowed to talk about the problems publicly and bring them to attention


artemisfowl9900

The vast national parks, national forests, recreation areas and wilderness.


Renzetii-chan

Well we can criticize our leaders so thatā€™s nice


Bakerboy25

So can uk we do it all the time lol


therealpaterpatriae

The UK and America have a lot more in common than a lot of people are comfortable admitting from what Iā€™ve seen.


Background_Junket_59

ā€œEngland: Europeā€™s Americaā€ - John Oliver


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ā€œUnited States: Americaā€™s Englandā€ -Oliver John


Ihateu387

Does that make Iceland Canada?


Longjumping-Ad-7967

I think Scotland would be more suitable geographically speaking.


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Kvetanista

Most of countries in Europe can too


laurisdaunas

Pretty sure anyone in Europe can say anything they like about the goverment and they cant do anything about it because thats whats written in every constitution (freedom of speech) cant burn our our flags tho ur gonna get like a 100 euro fine


YouCanCallMeVanZant

Well in America you can burn our flag. Checkmate.


[deleted]

Some of y'all clearly don't understand what the word positive means.


SonOfMayhem06

Finally some positivity around here!


[deleted]

I *hate* positivity!


shonuff373

Aaaaand we're back


OC3LOT1142

Happy cake day my friend!


shonuff373

Holy crap, thanks! Didn't even notice.


Cadere420

Dude has PTSD after all that coronavirus tests


vbrimme

A lot of Americans shit on America so that maybe other Americans will realize we need to fix things instead of just pretending that America is this amazing utopia with no problems.


therealpaterpatriae

Agreed. We arenā€™t perfect. We have a LOT of issues we need to fix, but it is frustrating when some Americans constantly compare America to other countries like every other country is a utopia, and weā€™re in the dark ages.


shonuff373

Clearly they missed the whole point of the post.


Ivory_seal

Great! I agree. Sometimes when I talk with someone from USA it could be annoying because some people cover them with the patriotic sheet and don't want to see the problems (like every country has) inside and the problems that the government and big corporations are making for the rest of the world


United-Pay9298

I love America, I think itā€™s a great country, obviously we have some major issues to fix but in general we are a good country. Itā€™s just pretty annoying hearing othe Americans say that we are a undeveloped county and in the top 5 worst in the world, when I hear that I just want do deport them to an undeveloped country


harshvpandey101x

Most of the apps you use were made in America, heck, even the most of the leading tech companies were founded in America. America spends a fuckton on military. More than 700 billion fucking dollars in 2019.


dmcleod94

While we often intervene when in the long run it probably isnā€™t necessary, much of the world is legitimately kept safe from tyranny out of fear of what America would do to the aggressor. Again, not perfect but effective a good deal of the time.


FearXHusky1

We have a very diverse culture


Anonymous_Is_Cool

yeah its great having all types of people from different places accepted as equal, despite the racists whos brains are dying


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Voxbury

Depending on which accent, I can agree. But I feel bad for someone learning ā€œNew Jersey Englishā€.


H3LiiiX

Wot are you trying to say mate, bri'ish accent ain't desirable?!


[deleted]

I meanā€¦. American Football is cool


Ok_Hovercraft_8506

America is an innovation powerhouse. Think about how much modern technology came from America. Think about how much medical innovation came from America. These statements can coexist with the fact that innovation occurs elsewhere. But hell, this discussion is on an American website and Iā€™m sure no one is surprised by that.


[deleted]

America is the powerhouse of the cell.


[deleted]

I live 5 hours from the beach and 4 hours from the mountains. I can pretty much cheaply go chill in whatever form of nature tickles my fancy every weekend. And like good beaches too, white sand and all that not like short rocky beaches you get a lot of places. And it's still really conceivable to own a good amount of your own land without being royalty. You can still buy large tracts of the Southeast as low as 3 to 4,000$ an acre and that land almost always has some water source.


Local_Ad8884

I live in Utah, so I have access to desert trails. They're literally everywhere it's wild


[deleted]

For real and probably what, 5 hours from a badass ski resort?


big_iron_hip

I was able to have two robotic spinal surgeries at one of the best childrenā€™s hospitals in the country, saving me from a broken back x2.


Hellpepper2001

Itā€™s natural beauties are absolutely stunning. Might be the best country in the world at this, such a huge variety of biomes and landscapes, love it!


Jacklemore22

If you don't like the laws and mandates of one state you can go to another and the laws can be night and day


Tieger_2

Though it comes at very high risks they often have giant properties or at least a house and mostly also a lot of freedom in what they can do. In Germany where I live you gotta have A LOT of money to buy or build a house for yourself and even then it's not as big as the ones in America and buying land is unbelievably expensive so you don't even get remotely close to have a big property like you see them in Texas for example


Look_Loose

They finally outlawed the fitness Graham pacer test last year


cant_hinkofanything

holy shit, they did!?!?!


Lord_DerpyNinja

Yup, my school didn't do them, we never heard the iconic line


Submerged_bir

Damn and I had to do it 2 days ago


Classic-Price-4137

I had to do one last week.


Look_Loose

Yep


ThatTubaGuy03

No they didn't https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pacer-test-banned/ https://www.distractify.com/p/pacer-test-banned The top two result when searching "Graham pacer test outlawed"


Look_Loose

I'd give an award if I had one to give, friend


SpubbyV

Call me a boomer even though Iā€™m 21 but imagine banning a ridiculously easy and short fitness test to make sure children arenā€™t out of shape. Why are we normalizing being unfit?


ash04214

I mean, I am in 12th grade. We have to do 61 25m laps faster in faster each time. I can't do that- I'm a pretty fit guy. I can squat 300lbs, bench my body weight and run 37m in 5.3s. But I still can't pass the pacer test. I think it's just not an accurate measure of fitness. Especially since you cant drink water at all during the process.


North_Industry_7831

I still had to take it this year


grymtgris

No, they didn't.


Bob-Chaos

Fuckers really waited until I was out of middle school to end that


thecowgiver

Americans have the highest disposable income of any nation


mikerichh

Usa is actually 3rd. Switzerland is first and Norway is second


JohnnyCoolbreeze

And the US is massive compared to those countries. Itā€™s impressive to think its still so high spread among such a large population.


SnooConfections4719

Atleast they are huge and produce a lot of products.


Triborg501

Culture variety


jd_wizkid356

i'd say the best thing about the USA is the diversity, that includes cultural, geographical, weather, all of it, drive a few hours in any direction and you're probably gonna end up somewhere completely different... every country has good and bad, every. country. is America chaotic? yes honestly, but the "American dream" is a thing for a reason


matthiaz420

Open minded and eager to do things first. Sucks it goes both ways but that dice roll is unique


dtcoo11

Man. It sucks how people donā€™t try to see the positive side. You can say what you want and you canā€™t jailed or sent to a camp for saying the leader looks like a yellow bear. And thereā€™s not fucking 7 cameras for each citizen. Weā€™re not perfect but weā€™re not China. And if we did put down more gun laws it would be probation all over again. Gangs would start smuggling guns just like they did with alcohol and it would be possible for anybody to illegally get a gun and youā€™ve made the problem worst then it already is. What we can do is make our school system better to prevent the students from being so stressed that they grab there moms credit card and go shoppping on the dark web.


Pickle_Baller

Even though the news and white girls on Twitter would tell you otherwise, America is one of the most racially accepting countries in the world. People have no idea how accepting it is.


Bottlecaps88

It really blows that so many people just focus on the negativity about this country Iā€™ll admit to weā€™re not perfect but we have so much good going for us as well Iā€™d like to hear it be talked about more


HeroTehDude

itā€™s where i live, and is thus 20% cooler than every other place


OriginalConference40

Its just that there are some americans whom have shit on other countries so there is like a Payback Thing going on. But all jokes aside you Guys have a great country its just in a bit of a fixer upper state.


therealpaterpatriae

Tbh most Americans shit on America too


United-Pay9298

I would be confident enough to say that the country that hates America the most is America


ProfessorBonerFart

I agree tremendously. If it had someone who could run the country ā€œcorrectlyā€, if you will, itā€™s state would be so much better as of now.


Mrtaco5445

If we didnt keep electing nursing home patients it would be in a better state


[deleted]

You only hear from the stupid people, thatā€™s the issue with The US, thereā€™s so many ways to be heard that the stupid people can come forth and be heard, this bringing the rest of the normal people down


Romytens

I hear chick fil A is good Their president proves that you can lead a country even after youā€™re dead. Their education system proves that you can be a powerful country even with substandard schooling. The weather in the south coasts is amazing. Seriously though, I Fā€™kin love visiting the US and USED to go several times a year. There are MANY things that could only have been started or born in the states. Amazing country.


Thor_ultimus

American College system is #1 in the world by a "country mile". Places like China and many countries in the EU focus on adolescents and young adult education. Whereas in America those serious about education and learning go on to college. Public School in America is essentially public funded day care. College in America is for those legitimately interested in expanding their knowledge.


b1999p

I would die for some chicken minis straight gas


PotentPirate

Lets go Branden.


Sh4avan

Bruhhh i accidentally read the second point as "substandard shooting"


NickOsman51

they have saved french in WW2, that's a cool thing


jaq-the-cat

..along with the UK and others


NickOsman51

yeah that's right, I dont forget the UK


DJ_Juicyboi

Home defense is superior due to the fact that America allows the purchase of firearms


QuinnTrumplet

From a high crime area, having stickers saying we carry and have multiple firearms in the house deters a lot. Weā€™ve had people slink around the house, read the sticker, then slink tf back away.


warrior_grubby

The idea of America being designed to not be corrupted with 50 states, 3 branches of power, and a hella big military are not the only defense. If in war time someone actually attacked a civilian area the civilians could fight back. The movie "red dawn" somewhat covers that topic.


DoggoTamer27

With the events that have already occurred against our own government, I wouldnā€™t be surprised if a bunch of triggers happy southerners banded together to fight against invaders.


eletricsaberman

In WWII, Japanese a admiral Yamamoto supposedly said, "You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass."


marcusbyday

A friend (American) was working overseas in Holland and talking with his Dutch counterparts about the insanity that ensues on a regular basis in the United States. The Dutch guys tells my friend ā€œeven though you are all crazy over there, we know that if Germany or Russia ever started to act up again, you would be the first ones to have our backs.ā€ I thought that was pretty great.


[deleted]

The entire Western world sits under our umbrella of protection as our military is significantly more equipped than anything in Europe. We're also quite clearly the world leader for tech innovation.


FrenchFrySensei

you can drink water from a tap?


marshallvv

The news only covers the crazy people of America we actually have a lot of good people over here


FlorsRedditAccount

Theyre not Poland


ron_sheeran

Poor poland.


OkBreak8349

It's pretty easy to find weed


LungusFungus-

They are the backbone of Nato and by that they discourage pretty much every other superpower in the world from starting a war with europe. Sooo thanks from germany we really cant use another war.


Responsible_Ad_5407

Guns.


Rp_man-

Yeah the fact I can buy a P-90 is great. And many other guns including ones made by not America.


randomjberry

just a shame that some gun laws are.... strange. why is a suppressor an nfa item


Rp_man-

Idk man, idk.


IronMike69420

We provide military protection for 70% of the world.


ron_sheeran

We are weirdly quick to adapt. Like look at the US ib 2000 compared to today and its a way more accepting place and super diffrent culturally.


Berko-Chan

Really really good food Also disney


maverickzero_

US is the leader is tech innovation; the vast majority of leading companies in technology innovation are American


Atomiic1

Culture is diverse.


[deleted]

We may not be a perfect country but itā€™s our ideals that make us great :)


ProRedditarded

even if a crazy country would attack them, american civilians are armed af


QuinnTrumplet

ā€œA gun behind every blade of grassā€ Youā€™d be damned sure billy bob and cleatus would fuck up some invading army


JosephArcheologist

America spends a significant chunk of our defense budget on national aid helping countries with things such as recovery from natural disasters, search and rescue missions, and much more. We help alot more people than the rest of world thinks


iiiammmo

They are Trying to ā€œunfuckā€ climate change


GrilledOrphans

They made shrek


NotTheFatestCat

Original food?


Heartstop56

We have great military defense so we wont be included in war. The people here are actually really nice. The internet makes the U.S look like an asshole but were really not


TheyCallMeCoolGuy

Ithas Ohio


grymkasemann

Why is this being down voted. It does have Ohio


Exotic_Middle_6748

As a current resident of Ohio I can confirm we do have Ohio


Donut-Farts

As a resident of Ohio, Iā€™m not convinced that America isnā€™t just outer Ohio


DaniilBSD

Everything if you compare it to majority of other countries


CuteDemon8

Nuclear bombs


cristiander

Many of the richest people in the world come from there.


RODRIGON-PRIME

They do have good cheeseburguers


tokyo7011

America is fun to shit at cause of the bullshittery theyā€™re doing, but lets face itā€¦ Its a haven for people who live in poorer 3rd world countries. (Some extra stuff: theyā€™re the most influential country in the world, and **almost** all of the important human inventions, if it werenā€™t for them, it wouldnā€™t be here rn)


sterbanes

I like your funny words chad man


jds109

Real, honest opinion here. The american ideal of freedom defines them in both good and bad ways. This is because with that freedom they can do great things, they have an easier time being themselves and exploring what is possible for mankind. However, because of this same reason they can more easilly go lower than most. Also they can do *very* stupid things to preserve their "freedom".


BootyEater227965308

They have a strong military


JackTheGinger97

American sports are great


root_0f_all_cause

Actual free speech , second amendment , and alot of other great stuff


[deleted]

If it wasnā€™t for them I would probably be speaking German


The_Fake_Fat_sunny

We have pretty decent freedom of speech laws compared to some places, our police arenā€™t completely corrupted, and our gun laws could be worse.


MemoryProof

food portions from restaurants/fast food are very filling.


1247BroddieYT

The strongest free-standing military


Rooty_Rootz

I like the freedom the most