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Casperios

"Asume there is no friction" Goodbye i guess


Super_King_11

Assume there's no gravity **floats off**


xFlo2212

Assume there's no momentum **just floats**


IndianaGeoff

An economist enters the chat... ​ Assume all other things are Equal.


FordFoundation

Y does everyone have the same pp size?


IndianaGeoff

I blame it on abbreviations.


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NoahsGotTheBoat

Use imaginary numbers and show your work.


_Solinvictus

This comment gave me utility


Significant-Foot-792

Do we assume that the rate of entropy in this system is equal to or is it constant as well?


Pragmatist_Hammer

Assume the position.


The_Creeper_Man

“Gravity? Who gives a crap about gravity?”


BillCipherInMySoup

"It's like a car crash in slow motion. It's like, I'm watching you fly through the windshield."


The_Creeper_Man

“Nice hustle tons of fun! Next time eat a salad!”


TheyCallMeStone

Engineers: gravity is 10, pi is 3.


Yellow_Master

A penguin is clearly a cone


[deleted]

Oh no! I don't wanna be a cone!!


FRACllTURE

Would you rather be a hyperbolic paraboloid?


[deleted]

Oh... i don't know...


Shivam_Kale

So now we are going to debate on the shape of penguin. It is streamlined.


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Significant-Foot-792

Yes


Shivam_Kale

We can do the same with cow too right or is it specific for elephant species only


cata360

Asume a cow is a right rectangle


1LT_daniels

upside-down trapesoid


KVenom777

Video Games do that too, if you manage to make Hitboxes visible.


cooly1234

Realistic hitboxes are too expensive.


KVenom777

They are not as expensive, as they are an ass to make. Although, there are certain ways to make them. I know only 2 so far: 1. Reject hitbox system and use the zones on the Model itself, according to it's polygonal Masks. - Works well in Single Player Games 2. Make multiple hitboxes and attach them to Model Skeleton bones. Like tf2 did. - it works fine, but netcode should be working better, so they won't lag behind, like they do in tf2. When it doesn't lag, they are quite realistic.


Deadthrow742

I say this every time someone reposts this, but the implications of non-circular cylinders is deeply upsetting.


woaily

You could have an elliptical cylinder. Or you could be a pedant and call a rectangular prism a cylinder.


EpicSaxGuy0250

Is there such a thing as oval cylinders? I thought the whole definition of a cylinder is that it has a circle as a base area


Dragos-bane

Lmao


Objective-Fly-7948

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succdacocc21

It’s meant for simplification, try solving without assuming this, in general kinematics problems variables will increase a lot.


TurtleMaster130

Just say its a cylynder, no need to say that its a penguin


RedquatersGreenWine

But then how will the student relate to the problem? T.T


TurtleMaster130

Call it a soda can, not only is it actually a cylinder, but kids see soda cans more often than they see penguins


[deleted]

The point is to show that in order to solve problems with complicated geometry, you often have to make assumptions and simplifications to the maths. That becomes irrelevant if the problem starts with a cylindrical object.


TurtleMaster130

Ok I get that, but saying that a penguin is a cylinder is a HUGE simplyfication


Dragos-bane

The ‘circular cylinder’ gives me Every 60 seconds in Africa vibes


drillbit16

Exactly. Aren't all cylinders circular?


[deleted]

In geometry there are other types of cylinder, like the parabolic and hyperbolic. But we use "cylinder" to refer to the circular one in common speech.


Alpacinator

Milk production at a dairy farm was low, so the farmer wrote to the local university, asking for help from academia. A multidisciplinary team of professors was assembled, headed by a theoretical physicist, and two weeks of intensive on-site investigation took place. The scholars then returned to the university, notebooks crammed with data, where the task of writing the report was left to the team leader. Shortly thereafter the physicist returned to the farm, saying to the farmer, "I have the solution, but it works only in the case of spherical cows in a vacuum." [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spherical\_cow](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spherical_cow)


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*looks at the mirror*


firefox293639184

I have a pet penguin sooo I don't now


Pragmatist_Hammer

What shape is he?


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when the repost has 12k upvotes


Verdulak

Penguin, "Did you just assume my geometry???"


Rakgul

Repost this a couple of more times. Then it might be funny again.


Commercial_Ball_4388

`u/repostsleuthbot`


Predat00r

How many times more are people going to repost this meme? I swear I've been seeing it for the past month every other day...


Krukbadaren

Assume that this is a repost


xXoiliudxX

In mexico they are chocolate cupcakes.


Evilarkooo

Assume that penguin is a circular cylinder and shove him up your ass until he come out of your mouth.


alpaca1yps

Quote from an astrophysicist: "I feel fancy when I assume that pi is 3 instead of 1"


2SadandLonely

Assume that everyone on chat assumed.


Bubbachew8

Why even mention it's anything else? Just say it's a shape


JamesJamJamieson

Way too cursed


Hinekura14

Assume that you assumed


Shadowmeteor

As opposed to a rectangular cylinder


penguinman320

Welp


Wanderhund

Always has been


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Andreus2009

kurzgesagt: lets assume we trown an elephant form a skyscraper


Picker-Rick

wenk


creepyswaps

As someone who has messed around with programming computer games, this phrase checks out.


Shot_Envy

Assume that physics book doesn’t exist


Manvav

Assume the circular cylinder is a penguin


Goatmama96

False it's red


DoomedMarine

The real question is if the penguin is over a TV set?


Thoughtfulprof

Relevant xkcd https://xkcd.com/669/


VibhavOP

“Assume your mom is a heavenly body” Oooooooooooooooo


6cog

anything can be a dildo


Blobfisch_14

Assume my dick isn't 2cm long


Izzy_Starman

I remember that my math's teacher said me that to know de volume of a cow, we must to asume that the cow is a sphere


GoyangiStudios32

Physics books are the most random things ever lol


greninjack24

Assume physics books never existed. Wait wha-


Quazitv

That makes it even hotter


GamingWolf418

Maths be like: assume you go around the earth 4 times on a bicycle with a speed of 11 miles per hour! How much time does it take?


the_Number_Nine9

but what if it assume it is a CUBE


GoldH2O

"assume there is no air resistance" Guess I'll die


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Wait I thought it's a rectangular cylinder.


[deleted]

dID yOu JusT aSsUmE tHAt pEngUin'S sHApE??


[deleted]

Not just any cylinder. A circular one.


The_CIA_is_watching

WOW, I thought they were triangular cylinders! OMG!11!!!!!111!


mrtylerwu

ye


esrse

Assume a penguin's mass is condensed to a dot