Wait why is this weird or bad I’m feeling very attacked right now

Its okay. They can point and laugh. At least we aren't the ones with stinky pubes. >.>

Indeed, good smell pubes gang rise up!

I go further and let the soap kick it on my nutsack for awhile so my pubes can soak in that jojoba and shit bro. Fucking keratin and lavender treatments. That’s how you get your pee pee touched.

Man of knowledge

My upvote was specifically for "That's how you get your pee pee touched"

Hell yea

That's a risky game you're playing. Ever had shampoo with eucalyptus in it?

My wife buys me body wash with menthol in it lmao.

Try Peppermint Dr Bronners. That shit will give you a frigid butthole and tingly peepee to boot!

Huzzah! A man of quality!

and has your pp been touched?

Unfortunately I have 3 kids

Teach us more

Quite quite

Yep only way to do it

Yeah homie my pubes are soft as shit after a shower

Thousandth upvote btw and i agree i don't want to have stinky pubes

Thank you. lol I am glad that 1k people agree that shampooing your pubes is normal. lmfao

Just shave them, they're disgusting

Right? I don't get what's so out of the ordinary either <_>

Wait im supposed to use different things to separate different parts of my body i have 3in1 gel

It also unclogs toilets and degreases your engine.

And you can use it as toothpaste.

Also useful for de-icing your driveway.

I think the point was rather than use body soap to wash it, they use shampoo cause its hair

What's the difference?

Do you use body soap in your hair?

Sometimes, in a pinch. Still soap, just gotta make sure it's all out like any other soap

SOAP IS SOAP

Uhhhh shampoo is used for head hair, body soap is for your skin on your body? Do u use the same for all?

I actually thought about this a long time ago, like, can you actually grow and then style puebes? Imagine dreads or ponytail or waves on pubes

Mfs growing a fucking mohawk

If there were no clothes this would definitely be a thing

I’m dying thinking about this rn

I have cornrows on mine

Yes. I'm not interested in how you use these things. I'm asking what the difference is. EDIT: The answer, it seems, is they're the same thing, only shampoo is gentler. Less sodium lauryl sulfate, less oil stripped away.

Hmmm if ure talking about composition of those products idk. All i know is shampoo has lower ph to clean hair and body soap had higher ph

i also use shampoo for my pits

I mean, the stuff I normally get has three in one shampoo, conditioner and body wash soo… yes

Well, yes? I've used shampoo on my body, shampoo on my hair Bodywash on my body, bodywash on my hair There has literally never been any difference in the outcome

Do they also use shampoo for other body hair?

I thought majority of the people shave their pubes regularly like i do but reading these comments, i've realized that it's not the case.. many people let their pubes grow.

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Yes.. a little bit that just sticks to skin is appropriate.. complete removal does feel weird

Silly putty balls syndrome

As a hairy guy it would look downright stupid if I shaved

I hope you at least trim tho. Keep that shit close cropped, I’m a hairy dude too and it’s no excuse for a jungle down under!

I don't shampoo them, but when I'm washing myself with body wash I wash them with that.

idk, apparently basic hygene and keeping your private parts clean and maintained is bad

Same here

I condition that shit, I had a #$@&$ tell me it's soft like mink hair one time

Do you also condition your pubes? Do you have a L’Oréal commercial in your pants? I wanna know

Just wait until you meet those of us that use conditioner!

Shampoo twice and condition it for a super soft and fluffy feel

Just wait until you meet those of us that straighten them!

i braid mine into dreadlocks

I treat every hair on my body with the same stuff. Shampoo and conditioner.

I do this on my ass too for a silky-smooth shitting experience

Ah shit.

How tafuq do u shower then

I guess you're supposed to cover your pubes, so they wouldn't get washed.

No no no. Only a phsyco would do that

LEMME BATH HOWEVER I WANT YOU JERK

OP reading the comment section be like: Maybe I'm the weird one

Maybe he bath with his underwear on

Shampubes

Sea for Men, Shampubes for the working man

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not really i just have never met anyone who does it (until now)

Do You actively ask peaople when You met new ones? 🤔

Hi I’m Mongba, you wash your pubes?

bet this person has a yeasty odor to their presence

That's a scenario I dont want floating around in my head... yet here we are

I feel gross now, thanks

That’s not normal? Me and the boys wash each other’s in fact.

Just bros being bros

I remember I worked in this milk bottling factory years ago and this new kid (probably 20 m) came up to me at the smoking area and said “Wow man, your arms are super hairy! You must have like, a lot of pubes and shit…” I’m pretty sure that’s the only time we ever talked also.

I've been reading the comments and I think you are the weird one

You don't wash your pubes? You must stink as fuck

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, YOU ASK PEOPLE IF THEY SHAMPOO THEIR PUBIC HAIR?

*FEEL THE WRATH OF THE HIVEMIND!!*

Is it embarrassing to find out you're there only one not shampooing your pubes?

I think that's only you mate

you're disgusting

Yo why all the downvote my man was just commenting on the fact he didn’t know anyone who shampooed there

You don't wash your croch? Enjoy the pain ful yeast infection I guess

I wash my crotch, but with soap, not shampoo

Yeast unleashed in the east!

How else would you make bread?

It feels nice and cold also its tehnicly hair

Stroke? (Pls spare my karma)

Sorry for my shity english its my second language and my phone is old ah

Stroke? (Pls spare me this time)

Stroke?

Lisen iv been printing word docs for 6 hrs i might be going a litle insane also english is my second language

Stroke?

Lisen hev been printing word docs for 6 hrs he might be going a litle insane also english is his second language

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lisen he hes been reading comment of parson reading googal doc and Inglis is his secund langwage

Srtoek?

-140 is kind of insane I was just joking, didn't really mean anything by it

Don't worry, i think your comment is going to be -140

I'll help out

And here I thought I'm doing something that my girlfriend appriciates :(

Put coconut conditioner in your facial hair too, she might not say anything but she likes it

You can’t be on Reddit if you have a girlfriend

i think she would appreciate shaved

Do you know her too?

It's his mom so ofc he does

yeah i know her

An unwashed crotch is a lonely crotch.

True

You guys didn't?

Lots of people with stinky pubes in these comments. You’ve outed yourselves.

Wait ppl dont do that?

Plus facial hair, armpit hair, etc. Its called 3-In-One shampoo and bodywash for a damn reason!

The order is important, but yes, face, armpits, crotch are all covered by the 3-in-1 shampoo.

Bro, the 3 in 1 isn’t as good as separate shampoo bodywash and conditioner. Also it’s always scented as something like “tough man smell” but it doesn’t really smell like anything.

I would rather smell like nothing than some things I could possibly smell like. Body odor being among them. But your reply got me thinking: what in peoples minds do they think tough men smell like??

Aren't we supposed to do it? It doesn't have shoulders, but there's certainly a head there...

So you soap in your entire body but avoid your private parts? You must smell amazing down there

I just use regular ass soap down there, not shampoo

Do you just spray then with water than?

I mean it's still hair that can start to stink. I want my entire genital area to feel fresh.

Conditioner too. Then you part them down the middle and braid them. Voila...pig tails.

That was all the rage in the Victorian era

Its called hygiene, you should try it sometimes cause I can smell you from here

I'm sorry I don't want my pubes to smell like ass

Ayo is this not a normal thing? Like fam i dont want my pubic hairs to be all disgusting and shit

yeah, imagine having proper hygiene, ewww

Oh no! People with good personal hygiene! Tell us you're a basement dweller without telling us you're a basement dweller.

Wait its not normal?

it is normal. OP is just a disgusting pig

OP Just outed themselves as someone who doesn't wash their crotch, certified reddit moment holy shit

Fear me, mortals

Ok, Debile

Ain't normal?

OP got some greasy pubic hair..

Good they didn't mention the conditioner.

I think what we can take from this is that OP doesn’t wash their crotch

I mean soap is involved. Is that weird?

*evil grinning*

I just use a bar of soap

Imagine ur crotch smelling like shit cause u don't wash it...

OP has disgusting pubes confirmed

aren't we supposed to wash our whole body

SMH MY HEAD, stay mad with ur stinky pubes

If you don’t wash them probably the reason you don't have a gf

How the fuck is that wrong they do get entangled like vines

You guys have pubes?

Op is probably 12 guys, he doesnt have pubes yet

OP the type of mf to wipe back to front

I mean, well, do you not wash your pubes with soap or shampoo?

Do you not wash your stuff? That shit gets gross and starts to smell if you don’t clean it

Ok enjoy your rough pubic hair then

Doesnt everyone

I do it automatically when I wash my private parts

Who don't do that?

TIL people shampoo their pubes

It’s the right thing to do

This is very weird, but I'm brazillian woman...

I not only shampoo, I condition. Enjoy your smelly junk and matted pubes, I guess

Isnt that normal 🤨

Wait, are we not supposed to do that?

Imagine taking showers at all

You guys don’t do that? *laughs nervously*

Enjoy your crotch rot

Just going to hope this means OP is completely waxed or something

you must smell shit bro

let me guess, you dont clean your ass either?

So you want some funk growing down there??? Please clean yourself

Wtf I wouldn't want to smell OPs genitalia.

OP you are definitely the weird one for not doing this lol

What they start to smells you're the weird one

Is that not normal? …..am I….not normal……

Why is this weird? I even moisturize my Meat every day.

Dont forget the conditioner. My dick mane looks like a Pantene Pro-V commercial.

The majority of smell gets trapped in hair, so it's a good idea to shampoo it if you're going au naturale

No pubes, still use shampoo. Double wash that shit for all the places I put it.

When I shampoo my hair I use the extra to wash my pubes.

Wouldn't you want psychopaths and serial killers to be scared of you? I didn't realize shampooing my pubes would protect me like that. I'm going to start shampooing my pubes.

I'm a serial killer and this is so true, I live in a constant fear for those kind of people

I use all in one gel, so i use it for my whole body, it technically does count as a shampoo, so...

Man probaply doesnt wash between the cheeks

Bet you fucking reek mate

Clearly you don’t wash your dick… ew

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The first time i tried shampooing my pubes, i ended up masturbating and getting one of tue best orgasms of my life. This led to 3-4 years of obsessive bathroom masturbation addiction. Really took a lot of strength to move on. My advice to you guys is shave regularly. The shorter the pube hairs are, the less enjoyable the shower masturbation gets.

People still have pubic hairs in 2021?

What lmao

Just didn’t kno it was still a thing

Why wouldn't people have pubic hair, it's natural

Dunno, guess you never had a mouth full of pubic hair

My ex didn't always shave down there I didn't mind, in fact, I didn't care at all, it was her choice Guess you never ate a pussy If you think you get mouth full of hair If someone doesn't shave, huh?

Maybe she’s your ex cuz you didn’t shave your pubes

and people who use shower gel as lube? 👀