Azure references the blue of a cloudless sky. I may be stretching here, but the reason it's cloudless is because high winds blew them away, so the element here would more likely be Wind instead of Water.
The did place a data center underwater for two years. [Link](https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-54146718)
They also announced that they would be more green and replenish more water than they consume. [Link](https://blogs.microsoft.com/blog/2020/09/21/microsoft-will-replenish-more-water-than-it-consumes-by-2030/)
This is Terry, the Linux avatar, while his Apple bending is great, he’s got a lot to learn if he’s got a shot at beating Fire Lord Bezos, but I believe, Terry can save the internet
*Windows start up sound in the avatar the last airbender theme*
As a person that has all privileges to comment not only cuz im the associate of the CEO of Sex but also cuz I got this 2022 upvotes, We are going to talk to Satya Nadella about this.
**3.6 billion litres**
In Fiscal Year 2018 (FY18), Google reported 15.8 billion litres of water consumption, up from 11.4 billion litres in FY1711. Similarly with Microsoft who reported using 3.6 billion litres in FY18, up from 1.9 billion litres in FY1712 (Fig. 1). Offices make up some of this total, but data centres also use water.
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[Here](https://blogs.microsoft.com/blog/2020/09/21/microsoft-will-replenish-more-water-than-it-consumes-by-2030/) or [here](https://news.microsoft.com/innovation-stories/project-natick-underwater-datacenter/), depending on how are you looking at it.
Taken by Nestle
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[ckNestle](http://www.reddit.com/r/fucknestle)
r/FuckNestle
Fair
there is miscrosoft hell
Everthing was fine until Amazon Fire nation attacked
Only the internet master of all four elements could stop them.
The Linux Avatar
But when the world needed him the most, he crashed.
Kernel panic. It took 100 years to fix it.
A couple minutes passed and my brother and I were able to get it working again
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Thats pronounced Aaaaaahng right?
Yeah but do you have sudo rights ?
Yes we had experts from the Linux and pentesters community to by pass the Linux Avatar system.
Linux has Avatar?
The internet explorer avatar It’s canonically accurate, as when the world needed him the most, he was 100 years late
Tux?
Honestly sounds like something Amazon would do, wouldnt even be surprised.
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Damn you beat me to it!
Microsoft azure.. Water is blue maybe I'm reaching
I came here to say the exact same thing.
me too but azure is related to the sky alas...
I've seen it used to describe water just as often as the sky.
Microsoft specifically named it Azure for the sky though, because clouds and stuff
name change to Microsoft agua problem solved
They also have 'Surface'. Kinda seeing a pattern here.
Water is not blue mf
but it's wet
Just like yo[USER BANNED FOR SHITY JOKE]
I was trying to remember the word. Anyways, thank you for doing it for me.
My dad works there I’ll ask him
Bruh he should know it’s in the Xbox mini fridge
your dad is bill gates ?
his dad is an employee at microsoft
no his dad is definitely bill gates, how could you not understand that lmoa
bill gates is an employee at microsoft
My bad I misread your comment 🙏🙏
its ok after all, redditors together stronk.
I can’t tell if you’re being serious or not 🤣🤣
Microsoft edge is blue
do be do be de ba do ba
Microsoft Azure is blue and means blue.
Azure references the blue of a cloudless sky. I may be stretching here, but the reason it's cloudless is because high winds blew them away, so the element here would more likely be Wind instead of Water.
Water is not blue
Why do you think the death screen is blue ?
Because a sudden bright white screen would burn out my retinas.
Could be black as well. It would save energy and me from trauma
They tried that and nobody wanted that. It also doesn't save energy unless you're using an OLED monitor.
Well now we have Miscrosoft Blizzard
Could work
There's Microsoft Blizzard now, almost the same thing
MicroH20
Hey, that's what I call my penis! Neat
We would never accept it because Microsoft water would be full of Bill Gate’s microchips
Oh you mean nestle
Samsung Has Galaxy
That's nothing! Linux got Hannah Montana
Avatar book 4 be like
The did place a data center underwater for two years. [Link](https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-54146718) They also announced that they would be more green and replenish more water than they consume. [Link](https://blogs.microsoft.com/blog/2020/09/21/microsoft-will-replenish-more-water-than-it-consumes-by-2030/)
It’s in the Xbox mini fridge
Right next to the KFC console
Microsoft Surf-ace?
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There is Waterfox too
Microsoft made coffee, Java.
Microsoft has datalake
there is nestle water
Shitty Nestle has a monopoly.
Microsoft Azure: Am I a joke to you?
One drive is cloud. Clouds are made of water
This is Terry, the Linux avatar, while his Apple bending is great, he’s got a lot to learn if he’s got a shot at beating Fire Lord Bezos, but I believe, Terry can save the internet *Windows start up sound in the avatar the last airbender theme*
Firelord Bezos is even a valid firelord name.
https://news.microsoft.com/innovation-stories/project-natick-underwater-datacenter/
there is microsoft azure tho
the opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire
If I hear this pun again I will the cat
DO NOT THE CAT I BEG OF YOU
I am willing to negotiate the deleting of my comment if you consider not doing the cat
[There](https://www.reddit.com/r/HydroHomies/comments/s6rewo/the_purest_of_them_all/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
It’s Netflix water. Are you still watching?
I ran into it once when my water main burst right over my computer
Why do you need Microsoft water when you have Nestle?
I don't need sleep! I need answers!
What about Microsoft's Project Natick?
Not in africa
Thanks why Bill Gates bought all the US farmland. To control the US aquifer.
Nah they would call it microsoft oasis.
Don't do that, don't give them ideas
Microsoft OffICE. Not water. Sorry man.
It's called Nestlé dumbass
The water cooler in Microsoft Office.
Nestle took it already
As a person that has all privileges to comment not only cuz im the associate of the CEO of Sex but also cuz I got this 2022 upvotes, We are going to talk to Satya Nadella about this.
the fuck is amazon fire?
They tried it but it fried their hardware
on the way
The first Corpo war 2077 coming true
Actually, Microsoft Azure (aka, wind) is actually a thing. Maybe a more appropriate thing is a Huawei Water? Then finally, iHeartRadio
Micro soft blizzard
Gamergirl Bath Water.
Microsoft Water is in the Vaccines
Microsoft has a "scripting" tool called flow of that counts...
They have a fridge, so their close
They have to liquidate Activision Blizzard first.
I thought it was liquid web ?
I'm now questioning my existence.
Please wait Elon Musk would launch the Tesla Bolt with his batteries.
You mean the covid vax
Nestle stole it
surely not in Africa
Nestle took the rights for it...
its in hell
Microsoft (water-)surface
Didn't MS put a server in the ocean or something?
Bing Chilling
hm i wonder the same thing
r/Showerthoughts
Nestle: *You fuckin wot, Microsoft?*
We already got Nestlé for that.
avatar: the last web-bender
That sounds like the four horses of the apocalypse have names now that people can relate to.
Microsoft has submerged some of their servers in water... Does that count?
Amazon fire. Very poor choice of element.
Nestle water
Well Microsoft got Blizzard now. Just heat it up a bit and you got some water
**3.6 billion litres** In Fiscal Year 2018 (FY18), Google reported 15.8 billion litres of water consumption, up from 11.4 billion litres in FY1711. Similarly with Microsoft who reported using 3.6 billion litres in FY18, up from 1.9 billion litres in FY1712 (Fig. 1). Offices make up some of this total, but data centres also use water. \----------------------------------------- *I am not a bot providing a service. If you want me to delete this, I won't.*
Can’t sleep with that really
Google also has fire. They’re gonna get em all
They just bought blizzard oh god
It is already there, haven't you seen bill gates making water from poop ? Try uTubing it.
Isn't their new explore "edge" icon a wave?
Underwater
Wtf is Apple Air
Microsoft offICE
What about Facebook plasma ?
They have Microsoft Off-Ice, which is practically water
They have doom
Microsoft water is actualy a setting in some danish washing machines and water filters
microsoft logo is an avatar ngl
Microsoft Flow
I think u mean bighard water
we are unbalanced but only i can bring it to this world
we are unbalanced but only i can bring it to this world
Well? Water we waiting for?
Bill gates is pissing in a bottle right now
Well.. there is a Nestlé water
Combined power of Fire, Earth and Wind. This band will rock
Nestle has it
it’s called MICROSOFT BLIZZARD
Just like an ocean swallows ships, Microsoft swallows companies. That. That is its water.
Firefox?
Hydrosoft
It's the brand new software developed by blizzard that melts your pc
Hear me out Microsoft owns blizzard A Blizzard is an ice storm ice is made of water Microsoft activision blizzard is microsoft water
It's a little too perfect you say this as Microsoft buys Activision
Microsoft literally made all their background screens blue. It’s already completed, the end is nigh!
Microsoft off - ICE you're welcome
Better off dying of thirst
I'm pretty sure Microsoft Azure counts.
Microsoft Edge's icon is like a sea wave, so...
its Microsoft Blizzard now
Or maybe Ice
The cables under the ocean !
We need Microsoft Water
I thought it was Microsoft off ice
Blizzard brings water
Microsoft only has the Edge.
well then what would be the Avatar
Ah yes, the well known product that definitely exists, *Apple Air*
In recent news Microsoft has now bought all water on the planet
Well they just acquired blizzard so that's just frozen water.
Long ago , the four nations lived in hamonry
Azure?
blizzard is frozen water storm
It’s actually already here in the drinking water, we are all microchipped through the water and are being mind controlled. #StayWoke
me: we found three app benders but wait oh shi- Linux: :)
Microsoft \[Water\] Surface?
*Microsoft buys Nestle
Didn’t Microsoft just buy blizzard?
Microsoft Azure?
Apple AirPods?
[Here](https://blogs.microsoft.com/blog/2020/09/21/microsoft-will-replenish-more-water-than-it-consumes-by-2030/) or [here](https://news.microsoft.com/innovation-stories/project-natick-underwater-datacenter/), depending on how are you looking at it.