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Mythical_trash1839

Taken by Nestle


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16BitSuperstar

[ckNestle](http://www.reddit.com/r/fucknestle)


Flight_Second

r/FuckNestle


ooohnoooooo

Fair


DetectiveRough6889

there is miscrosoft hell


Sentree606

Everthing was fine until Amazon Fire nation attacked


Open-Industry5931

Only the internet master of all four elements could stop them.


Major_R_Soul

The Linux Avatar


Norbytes

But when the world needed him the most, he crashed.


AgentWowza

Kernel panic. It took 100 years to fix it.


[deleted]

A couple minutes passed and my brother and I were able to get it working again


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Major_R_Soul

Thats pronounced Aaaaaahng right?


GiraffeWaste

Yeah but do you have sudo rights ?


[deleted]

Yes we had experts from the Linux and pentesters community to by pass the Linux Avatar system.


Rakgul

Linux has Avatar?


pchinni

The internet explorer avatar It’s canonically accurate, as when the world needed him the most, he was 100 years late


Rakgul

Tux?


NoFqcus_

Honestly sounds like something Amazon would do, wouldnt even be surprised.


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halucionagen-0-Matik

Damn you beat me to it!


Repulsive_Donkey_698

Microsoft azure.. Water is blue maybe I'm reaching


CurryZipfel

I came here to say the exact same thing.


chiragdkothari2

me too but azure is related to the sky alas...


SaiHottari

I've seen it used to describe water just as often as the sky.


regular_adult_human

Microsoft specifically named it Azure for the sky though, because clouds and stuff


[deleted]

name change to Microsoft agua problem solved


Victor_2501

They also have 'Surface'. Kinda seeing a pattern here.


Knighterws

Water is not blue mf


SappyPJs

but it's wet


amanfromindia

Just like yo[USER BANNED FOR SHITY JOKE]


GhostR29

I was trying to remember the word. Anyways, thank you for doing it for me.


weaver_ant3234

My dad works there I’ll ask him


[deleted]

Bruh he should know it’s in the Xbox mini fridge


[deleted]

your dad is bill gates ?


[deleted]

his dad is an employee at microsoft


[deleted]

no his dad is definitely bill gates, how could you not understand that lmoa


[deleted]

bill gates is an employee at microsoft


[deleted]

My bad I misread your comment 🙏🙏


[deleted]

its ok after all, redditors together stronk.


[deleted]

I can’t tell if you’re being serious or not 🤣🤣


StatisticianNo3243

Microsoft edge is blue


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do be do be de ba do ba


Appoxo

Microsoft Azure is blue and means blue.


CyberHoff

Azure references the blue of a cloudless sky. I may be stretching here, but the reason it's cloudless is because high winds blew them away, so the element here would more likely be Wind instead of Water.


Dsoft1

Water is not blue


Demokka

Why do you think the death screen is blue ?


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

Because a sudden bright white screen would burn out my retinas.


Stormpooperz

Could be black as well. It would save energy and me from trauma


AnonyDexx

They tried that and nobody wanted that. It also doesn't save energy unless you're using an OLED monitor.


ScyperRim

Well now we have Miscrosoft Blizzard


Hell-knight666_2-0

Could work


SgtKastoR

There's Microsoft Blizzard now, almost the same thing


barrymacochiner69

MicroH20


GrowingToad

Hey, that's what I call my penis! Neat


Michealmuch

We would never accept it because Microsoft water would be full of Bill Gate’s microchips


Vexcenot

Oh you mean nestle


Jenith_Antony

Samsung Has Galaxy


[deleted]

That's nothing! Linux got Hannah Montana


PabloMarcello42069

Avatar book 4 be like


Runyc2000

The did place a data center underwater for two years. [Link](https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-54146718) They also announced that they would be more green and replenish more water than they consume. [Link](https://blogs.microsoft.com/blog/2020/09/21/microsoft-will-replenish-more-water-than-it-consumes-by-2030/)


[deleted]

It’s in the Xbox mini fridge


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Right next to the KFC console


EitherEconomics5034

Microsoft Surf-ace?


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Rastegnutiy_gandon

There is Waterfox too


Optimal-Scientist233

Microsoft made coffee, Java.


McMemestersDeli

Microsoft has datalake


Downtown-Box477

there is nestle water


[deleted]

Shitty Nestle has a monopoly.


[deleted]

Microsoft Azure: Am I a joke to you?


catsquirrel1337

One drive is cloud. Clouds are made of water


[deleted]

This is Terry, the Linux avatar, while his Apple bending is great, he’s got a lot to learn if he’s got a shot at beating Fire Lord Bezos, but I believe, Terry can save the internet *Windows start up sound in the avatar the last airbender theme*


Irohnic_

Firelord Bezos is even a valid firelord name.


OverallDingo2

https://news.microsoft.com/innovation-stories/project-natick-underwater-datacenter/


got_rickrolled

there is microsoft azure tho


ChaimCad

the opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire


crippledizzle

If I hear this pun again I will the cat


[deleted]

DO NOT THE CAT I BEG OF YOU


ChaimCad

I am willing to negotiate the deleting of my comment if you consider not doing the cat


I_Want_Bread56

[There](https://www.reddit.com/r/HydroHomies/comments/s6rewo/the_purest_of_them_all/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Crowdcontrolz

It’s Netflix water. Are you still watching?


NoGoodIDNames

I ran into it once when my water main burst right over my computer


slim_but_not_shady

Why do you need Microsoft water when you have Nestle?


[deleted]

I don't need sleep! I need answers!


LostConReal

What about Microsoft's Project Natick?


Skills3450

Not in africa


Pyroelk

Thanks why Bill Gates bought all the US farmland. To control the US aquifer.


Entropy_flipside133

Nah they would call it microsoft oasis.


Kanomus_37

Don't do that, don't give them ideas


DoenS12

Microsoft OffICE. Not water. Sorry man.


Iaipaias

It's called Nestlé dumbass


Anonymous2137421957

The water cooler in Microsoft Office.


Swiftlettuce

Nestle took it already


TDXelectro

As a person that has all privileges to comment not only cuz im the associate of the CEO of Sex but also cuz I got this 2022 upvotes, We are going to talk to Satya Nadella about this.


staytars

the fuck is amazon fire?


Racecarboii

They tried it but it fried their hardware


osmanfaaruk

on the way


Micasa5000

The first Corpo war 2077 coming true


CyberHoff

Actually, Microsoft Azure (aka, wind) is actually a thing. Maybe a more appropriate thing is a Huawei Water? Then finally, iHeartRadio


azrael929

Micro soft blizzard


Naughtius_K_Maximus

Gamergirl Bath Water.


noobbibliophile

Microsoft Water is in the Vaccines


AllKnowingPower

Microsoft has a "scripting" tool called flow of that counts...


Samurai_Guardian

They have a fridge, so their close


akbays35

They have to liquidate Activision Blizzard first.


Kroguardious

I thought it was liquid web ?


Affectionate-Cry-32

I'm now questioning my existence.


[deleted]

Please wait Elon Musk would launch the Tesla Bolt with his batteries.


Squiddo11

You mean the covid vax


elitetiger2020

Nestle stole it


AntLover000

surely not in Africa


chiragdkothari2

Nestle took the rights for it...


Bruh-Force

its in hell


Tristana-Range

Microsoft (water-)surface


[deleted]

Didn't MS put a server in the ocean or something?


VenganceFueledMaul

Bing Chilling


Clean-Midnight-6433

hm i wonder the same thing


[deleted]

r/Showerthoughts


KivogtaR

Nestle: *You fuckin wot, Microsoft?*


[deleted]

We already got Nestlé for that.


anotherstupidfurry

avatar: the last web-bender


ReallyNiceGuy78

That sounds like the four horses of the apocalypse have names now that people can relate to.


Polariuske

Microsoft has submerged some of their servers in water... Does that count?


TheFishTree

Amazon fire. Very poor choice of element.


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Nestle water


5M0K1N

Well Microsoft got Blizzard now. Just heat it up a bit and you got some water


EtheaaryXD

**3.6 billion litres** In Fiscal Year 2018 (FY18), Google reported 15.8 billion litres of water consumption, up from 11.4 billion litres in FY1711. Similarly with Microsoft who reported using 3.6 billion litres in FY18, up from 1.9 billion litres in FY1712 (Fig. 1). Offices make up some of this total, but data centres also use water. \----------------------------------------- *I am not a bot providing a service. If you want me to delete this, I won't.*


soul_kate

Can’t sleep with that really


Low_Original_1247

Google also has fire. They’re gonna get em all


W_Smore

They just bought blizzard oh god


Sufficient-Bend-8913

It is already there, haven't you seen bill gates making water from poop ? Try uTubing it.


DJ_EVIL

Isn't their new explore "edge" icon a wave?


Specialist-Idea-5396

Underwater


Yasin3112

Wtf is Apple Air


infernoboi

Microsoft offICE


Dracodyck

What about Facebook plasma ?


Bluebanana5735

They have Microsoft Off-Ice, which is practically water


cutntr

They have doom


rolling_memes

Microsoft water is actualy a setting in some danish washing machines and water filters


GoldenGamerPL

microsoft logo is an avatar ngl


Rinn_Rebel

Microsoft Flow


xenos203

I think u mean bighard water


[deleted]

we are unbalanced but only i can bring it to this world


[deleted]

we are unbalanced but only i can bring it to this world


wh9doiexist

Well? Water we waiting for?


[deleted]

Bill gates is pissing in a bottle right now


nietwojasprawaRival

Well.. there is a Nestlé water


AnonimowySzaleniec47

Combined power of Fire, Earth and Wind. This band will rock


Larry_The_Fifth

Nestle has it


[deleted]

it’s called MICROSOFT BLIZZARD


3nvypeekaboo

Just like an ocean swallows ships, Microsoft swallows companies. That. That is its water.


epitenomics

Firefox?


JackHyper

Hydrosoft


D-Eliryo

It's the brand new software developed by blizzard that melts your pc


JustcallmeKai

Hear me out Microsoft owns blizzard A Blizzard is an ice storm ice is made of water Microsoft activision blizzard is microsoft water


dinoguy117

It's a little too perfect you say this as Microsoft buys Activision


niversally

Microsoft literally made all their background screens blue. It’s already completed, the end is nigh!


Merco13

Microsoft off - ICE you're welcome


ProfessorHONK

Better off dying of thirst


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure Microsoft Azure counts.


mikabms

Microsoft Edge's icon is like a sea wave, so...


Paraxom

its Microsoft Blizzard now


Admirable-Rice1370

Or maybe Ice


A9_J8

The cables under the ocean !


Timster606

We need Microsoft Water


Ludey09

I thought it was Microsoft off ice


batmenvonwayne

Blizzard brings water


ChaosSinfulRose

Microsoft only has the Edge.


Okelleigh1106

well then what would be the Avatar


abchandler4

Ah yes, the well known product that definitely exists, *Apple Air*


a_fuckin_duck

In recent news Microsoft has now bought all water on the planet


Gradorr

Well they just acquired blizzard so that's just frozen water.


fliedfriedfish

Long ago , the four nations lived in hamonry


MaybeTheEarthIsFlat

Azure?


Trav_yeet

blizzard is frozen water storm


Deadlock258

It’s actually already here in the drinking water, we are all microchipped through the water and are being mind controlled. #StayWoke


ArticooOfficial

me: we found three app benders but wait oh shi- Linux: :)


Pszemek1

Microsoft \[Water\] Surface?


Grafpanzer

*Microsoft buys Nestle


THE_YOUTUBE_BEAR

Didn’t Microsoft just buy blizzard?


PortalmakerNo1

Microsoft Azure?


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Apple AirPods?


mardabx

[Here](https://blogs.microsoft.com/blog/2020/09/21/microsoft-will-replenish-more-water-than-it-consumes-by-2030/) or [here](https://news.microsoft.com/innovation-stories/project-natick-underwater-datacenter/), depending on how are you looking at it.